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December 27 - We Love Satan Show
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Being as this LE fell 2 days after Christmas, it was a We Love Satan Show. The band Sorrow Of Batavia was there for the first couple hours. They had just performed at the The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show. They were interviewed, and all four tracks from their CD were played. They rock, www.myspace.com/sorrowofbatavia is their website. Because Just Joe wasn't there at first, Dave had to fill in for him. When Just Joe's Hugging Music played, Dave hugged the band, individually, and as a group. EVD duct taped Dave and James together, they had some trouble getting free of one another. When Just Joe arrived, his Hugging Music played again, and he hugged the band, first individually, and then as a group. EVD duct taped Just Joe and the entire band together, including their groupie. After the band had left... As this was a We Love Satan Show, there was an "Evil Contest", which everyone there would do something evil to try to be the most evil one. EVD set a Bible on fire, threw it in Just Joe's car, when Just Joe tried to rescue his car, he got on fire, too, and EVD peed on the Bible, Just Joe, and the car to put it out. Tim, from Century Media Records, sent Just Joe into the basement, where he had summoned up a horrible tentacled slimy monster which he called Randy. Randy got, um, friendly with Just Joe, in a disturbing way. Foul Mouth Girl threw a doughnut down the stairs, knowing Dave would follow food anywhere, and so Randy ate Dave, so poor Dave never even got his chance to try to be the most evil, although the band might have thought he was evil after their experience being hugged by him. EVD wussed out after Randy ate Dave, and left while he was still mostly unharmed. Just Joe said he had been making babies all year long. Just how he'd been making those babies, no one wants to know! But, anyways, he'd been making them, and putting them in his trunk. He now had a satchel full of babies. When they informed him that the babies were all dead, he was surprised. Also, although the first one looked pretty much like a baby, a decomposed, smelly baby, but a baby, the others, well, they didn't look like normal babies. Just Joe threw the bag of babies down the stairs for Randy to eat. However, his attempt at evilness was voted a failure. They told him feeding a bunch of dead babies to a monster just was not very evil, now if they had been live babies, that might have been another matter... They gave Just Joe another chance. This time he came back with a bag full of kittens and puppies, and they were indeed all alive, cute, adorable kittens and puppies, which he was going to throw down the stairs for Randy to snack on. However, Foul Mouth Girl tried to intervene to rescue the kittens and puppies, and for her troubles got eaten along with the puppies and kittens. The Enforcer, for his evil deed killed Randy, since Randy was cool, and ate parts of him. They were very upset at the loss of Randy, especially Tim, who had summoned him in the first place, he was quite distraught. Now there was only Azkath left to try and be the most evil, and he was confident he could out evil them all. He played Stryper's "To Hell With The Devil". That set everyone there shrieking in terror, and it also brought back Foul Mouth Girl... You see, a few Christmases back when they played Stryper in an attempt to bring on a Christmas miracle and resurrect a dead Just Joe, it had worked. God had sent Just Joe back as our newest prophet, with an Eleventh Commandment for us. Thou shalt not under any circumstances whatsoever play any Stryper, EVER. So now God had sent Foul Mouth Girl back to express his extreme displeasure that they had disobeyed the Eleventh Commandment, which I think might trump all the others. There was still no sign of Dave, God didn't send him back, I guess he felt one messenger was enough, so who knows where Dave is, or if he will be seen or heard from again... Something tells me he probably will, after all, we are still near Christmas, maybe there will be a miracle resurrection. Or maybe Satan will intervene and send him back, after all, if Dave is in hell, I'm sure Satan will want to be rid of him, or else he will eat him out of house and home, the food bill alone will be enormous! So we shall see... Everyone conceded that Azkath had won. Tim was so upset by the loss of Randy, and by the playing of the Stryper, more by the Stryper, though, I think, that he said he had to leave, and did. He has a podcast, where you can listen to him at: www.centurymediapodcast.com Since the basement was all covered in Randy, they made Just Joe clean it up. They gave him a straw to get in the corners. And, apparently, Just Joe is too dumb to know that he was not supposed to swallow, he was supposed to spit. He said he tried, but some of Randy slipped down anyways. And so now there appeared to be a tentacle growing out of his ear... All the music was for and/or about Satan and hell (although none of that could be as evil as the Stryper, after all, that upset God so much we got a whole commandment out of it!), along with some comedy Christmas tunes for the last time...

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Slayer "Hell Awaits"
Mercyful Fate "Evil"
Cryptic Wintermoon "Supersatan"

Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"
Powerwolf "St. Satans Day"
Deicide "Deicide - Live"
Dethklok "Laser Canon Deth Sentence"

Sorrow of Batavia "Wretched One"
Cannibal Corpse "Hammer Smashed Face"
Ruins "Satans Lusting Whores"
Goat Ov Hell "In Conspiracy With Satan"

Sorrow of Batavia "Where Thy Heart Once Lain"
Emperor "Opus a Satana"
Dimmu Borgir "Satan My Master"
Hexentanz "Ritual Kiss to Satan"
Behemoth "Welcome to Hell"

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Antioch "Satanic Pyromaniac"
Nile "As He Creates So He Destroys"
Necrophobic "For those Who Stayed Satanic"

Sorrow of Batavia "Descent Charred and Blackened"
Akercocke "Praise the Name of Satan"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
The Pushrods "XXX-Mas Sucks"
Venom "Black Xmas"

Laibach "Sympathy for the Devil"
Morbid Angel "Bleed for the Devil"
Mercyful Fate "Welcome Princess of Hell"
This Will Hurt You "X-Mas Tree is on Fire Fire Fire"
South Park "Dead Dead Dead"

Zimmer's Hole "When You Were Shouting at the Devil, We Were in League with Satan"
Venom "In League with Satan"
HPLHS "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
Max Havoc Ltd "Bound for Hell"
Ordo Equitum Solis "Silence for Hell"

Veldraveth "Hellish Forces of Satan"
Drivin "Biblical Scapegoat"
BCT "I Love Satan"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Hail Satan"
Carpathian Forest "Submit to Satan!!!"
Coven "Satanic as Hell"

Old Man's Child "Servants of Satan's Monastery"
Ordo Equilibrio "In Nomeni Dei Nostri, Satanas Luciferi Excelsi - In Hoc Signo Vinces..."
HPLHS "Harley Got Devoured by the Undead"
Seth "Satanik Generation"
Naos "The Sorrows of Satan"
Alice'N Chains "In Nomine Satanus"
King Diamond "Dressed in White"
HPLHS "Death May Die"

Gee as in Jesus "Satan is Real"
Hirax "Satan's Fall"
This Will Hurt You "Put the X Back in Christmas"
Current 93 "The Decent of the Long Satan and Babylon"
Hell-Born "The Black Flag of Satan"

Stryper "The Hell with the Devil"

Rorschach Test "Satan"
Rex Satanachia "Channeling the Paragon of Supernatural Evil"
I Shit on Your Face "Satanic Staphylococcus"
Nebrios "Viva Satana"
HPLHS "Death to the World"
Massrohendt "Satanas Militia"
Ragnarok "In Nomine Satanas"

HPLHS "The World in Terror and Madness Lies"
Mercyful Fate "Burning the Cross"
Danzig "Devil's Plaything"
Holy Moses "Princess of Hell"
Manufacturer's Pride "Adeptus Satanicus"

Belphegor "Bondage Goat Zombie"
Cradle of Filth "Better to Reign in Hell"
Type O Negative "We Hate Everybody" (R)
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Riot "Storming the Gates of Hell'

HPLHS "Awake Ye Scary Great Olde Ones"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"
Samsas Traum "Satanas"

Night Conquers Day "The Perseverence of Ignorance"

December 20 - End of the World
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This was the 3rd Pre Anniversary Count Down To The End Of The World Show, and was a night of everyone there taking turns drawing slips of paper which represented bullets, and taking whatever was written on it. Dave got to strip. Tim got thrown down the stairs, got group hugged, and broke balloons by having golf played on him. Foul Mouth Girl got balloons broken on her by golf being played. Azkath got hit with a hammer, and got hit upside the head with an umbrella. Just Joe got The Box Of Evil, which, for some reason, had feathers in it. The Box Of Evil knocked Just Joe unconscious. They hypnotized Just Joe sending him 3 years into the future, so he could tell us what it will be like when the world ends then. The last time this happened, he saw a field of bunnies, lots and lots of bunnies. This time he still saw the bunnies, but then started freaking out. They brought him back and asked him what had happened? He said the bunnies all had big blue glowing eyes, and they all were staring at him, apparently not in a nice way. Apocalyptic themed music was played throughout the night, as well as some more Christmas themed metal and comedy. And Tim, from Century Media Records was there, as I mentioned, he has a podcast. You can listen to him at: www.centurymediapodcast.com.

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HPLHS "It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year"
Neurosis "Threshold"
Fields of the Nephilim "Chord of Souls"
NFD "When the Sun Dies"
The Nefilim "Choacracy"

If Man is Five "Heartbreaker - Acoustic"
Julian's Lullabye "Sand on Your Hands"
Anathema "Alternative 4"
Anti-Nowhere League "World War III"
Arcturus "For to End Yet Again"

Book of the Black Earth "Death of the Sun"

Psyche Corporation "The Institute"
TV's Kyle "All I Want for Christmas is Stuff"
Bathory "Armageddon"
Carnivore "Armageddon"
Celtic Frost "Os Abysmi vel Daath"

Corrosion of Conformity "Dance of the Dead"
Turiya "Rising"
Noxious Corp "I Hate the World"
Doomsday Diva "Rot to Hell"
Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Murder"

Bone Jar "Evolution"
Tranquilatwist "Downhill"
Finger Painted Death "Riot to Armageddon"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
Kreator "Dying Race Apocalypse"

Malteze "Too Late"

Mastermind "The End of the World"
Fields of the Nephilim "Celebrate"
Burst "We are Dust"
Fear of God "Drift"

Rota Temporis "In Incipit"

Syrian Hill "Beware of the Werebear"
The Loiterers "GWB"
LAW "Brick"
A'Rebours "Act IV Scene V"
Psyche Corporation "The Crime"

Mongrel "Catharsis"
Baroness "A Horse Named Golgotha"
Soundstill "The First Step"
HPLHS "Death to the World"
Hypocrisy "Sky is Falling Down"

HPLHS "Death May Die"
Moss Circle "Smoke and Mirrors"
Gargantua Soul "Prophet of the Fire"
Hallows Eve "The Sun Must Die"
Heathen "Worlds End"

My Dying Bride "The Crown of Sympathy"
Holy Terror "Black Plague"
HPLHS "All I Want for Solstice is My Sanity"
The God Machine "It's All Over"
Cradle of Filth "A Dream of Wolves in the Snow / Summer Dying Fast"

Cryptic Wintermoon "Darkness Forever"
Current 93 "Black Ships Ate the Sky"
Dark Angel "Darkness Descends"
Engine "Falling Star"
HPLHS "Away in a Madhouse"

Orphanage "At the Mountains of Madness"
Oxymor "Demon Des Mots"
Paradise Lost "Shattered"

The Nefilim "Zoon"

December 13 - Russian Roulette Show
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This program was a Russian Roulette one, so, for most of the night, the computer picked the music randomly, and, when bullets played, everyone there took turns drawing slips of paper from a bag. These represented bullets. Each one had something written on it, which would happen to someone, it could be a good thing, or a bad thing. The person could pick whether they wanted to take the bullet themselves, or pass it on to someone else, and to whom they wished to give it. Of course, they had to decide before they read what it was. So the results... The Enforcer got a shiny new penny from Just Joe... The Enforcer got feathers put down his pants, first by EVD (although that was supposed to be a punishment for The Enforcer, EVD acted like it was a worse punishment for him, since he had to put  his hands down The Enforcer's pants), and then later Just Joe had to take them out... Just Joe got to break a record over The Enforcer's head... Just Joe got an atomic wedgie while singing "Jingle Bells"... Azkath broke a DVD player on EVD's chest with a hammer...Azkath combined golf and squash balloon by popping three balloons on Just Joe by playing golf... Just Joe stripped for the Enforcer (and rubbed himself on him, and humped his leg while he was at it)... the guitarist and the basest for the band Bonejar dropped by for a while. They updated us on the band, and brought two new songs from the new CD they're working on. Both new songs were played. they rocked, www.bonejar.com is their website. they threw Just Joe down the stairs, and later broke records on his head. Since we are drawing near to Christmas, Christmas music, metal, and comedy, were interspersed throughout the night... And, Kal, a participant in our chat room every week, had his 16th Birthday during the previous week, on December 10th, so a very Happy Birthday Kal!

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Skyclad "The Sky Beneath My Feet"
King Diamond "No Presents for Xmas"
The Pushrods "XXX-mas Sucks"
HPLHS "The Carol of the Olde Ones"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Xmas"

Shotgun Messiah "Jihad"
Missing Marcus "Endgame"
Nightfall "Enourmous Anthem of Death"
Whiplash "Respect the Dead - Demo"
Nocturne "Dissolute by Defragmation"

Arch Enemy "Losing Faith"
Victory "Never Satisfied"

Sword "State of Shock"
Ayreon "Sail Away to Avalon"
Sanctuary "Eden Lies Obscured"
Faster Pussycat "Silent Night"

Acid Bath "Paegan Love Song"
Gang Green "Whoever Said"
Wicthery "Born in the Night"
Blind Guardian "Bright Eyes"
King Diamond "A Visit from the Dead"

Sepultura "Nomad" (R)
Eocene "Comfort Lies"
Vince Guaraldi Trio "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"

The Anti-Nowhere League "The Punk Prayer"
Bad Religion "Incomplete"
Crisis "Working Out the Graves"
Crumbsuckers "Bullshit Society"
Therion "Ljusalfheim - The Shining One"

Exciter "Death Revenge"
The Pushrods "Girls On My Mind"

I, Napoleon "Don't Wanna Sleep Alone"

Bone Jar "Evolution"
Acryptylyse "Rider in Black"
Julian's Lullabye "Sand On Your Hand"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
Clandestine "Philistine"

Pantera "Power Metal"
Tiamat "In a Dream"
Benediction "Vision in a Shroud" (R)
Bent Peg "Over the Counter Culturist"
HPLHS "Death to the Wolrd"

Noxious Corp "Grey Shades"
Jingo de Lunch "Cursed Earth"
Schizoid Lloyd "Virus"
A'Rebours "Claire's Ouija Board - Live"HPLHS
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead - New Version"

HPLHS "Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones"
Mongrel "Scum"
Baroness "A Horse Called Golgotha"
220 Volt "In the End"
HPLHS "Little Rare Book Room"
Tranquilatwist "Collapse"

Insane Clown Posse "Santa's a Fat Bitch"
Moneyshot Cosmonauts "Blame the Elves"
Rob Balder "Babelfishmas"
Seamonkey "There's No Santa Claus"
Tom Smith "Ultimate Ultimate Christmas"
HPLHS "The Shoggoth Song"

Neurosis "Threshold"
Nothing "Wielding Ockham's Razor"
Night Conquers Day "The Perseverence of Ignorance"
Never the Sunshine "Show Me How / Follow the Circle Down"

If Man is Five "Dearest"
Pistol Shot Gypsy "The Showgun"
Trouble "Ride the Sky"
Eluveitie "The Arcane Dominion"

Fields of the Nephilim "Psychonaut - Live"

December 6 - Tribute to the Past Show
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This was a Tribute To The Past Show. As opposed to a Russian Roulette Show, that comes next week, no bullets were involved in this, it was all music from the past. Well, mostly, requests were still taken, and some not so old stuff was played, but mostly old stuff that hadn't been heard in a long time, and it was good to hear it again. For the 1st 2 talk breaks, someone was there who hadn't been in about 3 years... The Enforcer, he who used to enforce Just Joe. He planned to be there for more of the program next week, but for now, just said hello. Joey C. (his name is Giuseppe Cuozzo), formerly of the band Skuzo, and now on his own, stopped by for a while. He was interviewed, and tracks from his EP were played. His music is purposefully very diverse. It was cool. www.myspace.com/listentothis610 is the website where you can check him out. The original plan had been to turn each music set into a contest, where everyone there would try to guess what year each song was from, the person who got it right, or was the nearest, would get a point, if they tied, both would get a point, the person with the most points would play some prominent role in next week's Russian Roulette Show, like having some immunity from some of the bullets, or getting to decide some of the bullets, or something... But they sucked so badly at it, that that idea was scrapped. Azkath smashed Just Joe's fingers with a hammer a couple times during the night when really bad songs got played.

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In the Woods "Yearning the Seeds of a new Dimension"

220 Volt "Power Games"
Anthrax "They've Got It All Wrong"
Bullet La Volta "Before I Fall'
Charing Cross "Kick Ass Rock and Roll"

Giuseppe Cuozzo "The Dream"
Noxious Corp "Screaming Silently"
Slayer "Necrophobic"

Giuseppe Cuozzo "Pull Through"
Manes "My Journal of the Plague Years"
Miranda Sex Garden "Cut"

Giuseppe Cuozzo "Insomnia"
Model Sons "Yeah" (2003)
Nedulhed "Toasting Marchmellows" (1998)
Mox-Nix "Fight Back"
Murdercar "Mirage of Blood"

MX Machine "Psychotic Killing Machine" (1988)
Axtion "Precious Rock" (1985)
Stillborn "Yesterdays Blood" (2003)
Bludwulf "Necromancer" (2008)
Sinful "You Gotta Rock" (1985)
M.A.D. "Generation Zero" (1989)

Exhorder "The Law" (1992)
Ram-Zet "I'm Not Dead"
Crowbar "Down into the Rotting Earth" (1999)
Rocker Don "I Want You to Die (Censored)"
Rogue Male "All Over You"

Samsas Traum "Ode an Epipanie" (2000)
Sol Invictus "The Man Next Door is Very Strange"

Slayer "Reign in Blood" (1986) (R)
Black Flag "Rise Above"
Silent Scream "Gogmagog" (1989)
Dracula Jones "Wanna Be" (1992)
Suidakra "The One Piece Puzzle" (2004)

Sonata Arctica "Full Moon"
Sound Barrier "Conquer the World" (1984)
Star of Ash "Blood, Bones, and Skull" (2008)
Mongrel "Scum"
A'Rebours "Dust"
Dethklock "Laser Canon Deth Sentence" (R)

Raw Power "Fuck Authority"
Kerry Doll "After the Fire"
Raw Power "Army"
G-Spot "Pest"
Ded Engine "Hot Shot"
Bengal Tigers "Fallen Idol"
Samain "Diamonds & Disgrace"

DC Lacroix "Black Leather Monster" (1986)
Earthshaker "Namida O Nagershita Ato Wa" (1987)

Sacrilege "Violation of Something Sacred"
Verbal Abuse "Time to Go" (1986)
Thrust "Overdrive" (1984)
Hammerschmitt "The Devils Cry" (1985)
The Rocking Dildo's "Tender Bartender"

Bathory "Holocaust" (1988)
Black Task "Kill Your Enemies"
Brutal Truth "Ill-Neglect" (1992)
Carnivore "Legion of Doom" (1985)
Cities "Burn Forever" (1986)

Circle of Dust "Chasm" (1998)
Argyle Park "Leave Me Alone" (1995)
Body Clock "Desolation" (1995)
Blink "Cello"
Fear of God "Drift" (1991)

Cycle Sluts from Hell "Conqueress"
Cop Shoot Cop "It Only Hurts When I Breathe"
Furbowl "Bury the Hatchet"
VoiVod "pre-Ignition" (1989)
Vicious Rumors "The Crest" (1987)

Machine Head "Davidian" (1994)
Morgoth "The Art of Sinking" (1993)
Obituary "Chopped in Half" (1990)
Motorhead "Deaf Forever"
Testament "COTLOD" (1987)

The Nefilim "Penetration"
Solitude "Typhoid Mary" (1989)
While Heaven Wept "Voice in the Wind" (2003)

November 29 - Tim from CM Records...
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Jesse and Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, were there for the first talk break. They updated us on goings on with their band, www.myspace.com/thirteensouth is their website. Tim, from Century Media Records, was there. www.centurymediapodcast.com is the website where you can hear Tim host a program playing different genres of metal music. Tim tried Just Joe's Corner. He kinda choked in it, unable to think of any questions to ask Just Joe as the 2 minutes ticked by. People had to tell him questions to ask Just Joe. As time was running out, they told him to ask " jellybeans or spiders?". Just Joe did answer that, and the clock ran out, which meant that Tim had lost, and Just Joe would get to hug him. However, when Just Joe answered "jellybeans", they threw a bag of jellybeans at him, and he ran off shrieking. He did come back and grab Tim, Tim said "spiders" to try and scare him away, but Just Joe ran away shrieking, dragging Tim with him. For Russian Roulette... A bullet, the band Chrissy Steele, with the song "Murder In The First Degree", so Shane got to beat down Just Joe with cardboard tubing. Gorgar showed up, about two and a half hours earlier than he usually does. Gorgar's Glamorama occurred. His pick this time was the band Cane's Offering, with the song "Oceans Of Regret". In a second round of Russian Roulette... Two bullets, which meant Just Joe got to program the next set of music, with the provision that, if he played anything that would be considered a bullet, Azkath and Shane would beat the crap out of him. So he picked good stuff, the only problem being that he didn't even notice when, at the end of his set, two songs played over each other...

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Guilt Machine "Twisted Coil'
Fields of the Nephilim "The Last Exit for the Lost"
Baroness "A Horse Called Golgotha"

Becoming "End of Days"
Oxymor "Mourir Hier"
LAW "Stream of Consciousness Rock"
Bob Ricci "The New Song"
Prodigal Earth "Broken World"

Devin Townsend Project "Addicted!"
Tranquilatwist "Charade"
The Agonist "...And their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep" (R)
Mater Dea "Fairy of the Moor"
Anacrusis "Release"

Anthrax "I Am the Law"
Trouble "Mindbender"
Sabaton "The Nature of Warfare / Cliffs of Gallipoli"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Bedlam Sticks"
Leatherwolf "Rule the Night"

Destrophy "March of the Dreamless"
Anti-Nowhere League "How Does it Feel?"
Sculptured "Taking My Body Apart"
Ana Kefr "Defiant We Stand"
Eyes of Infinity "Frail'ty"

Probot "Sweet Dreams /w King Diamond"
The Llama Project "Mr. Cookie Face"
Accept "Metal Heart"
Vital Remains "Disciples of Hell"
Chrissy Steele "Murder in the First Degree"

Slayer "Beauty Through Order"
Mongrel "Scum"
Psyche Corporation "The Crime"
Turiya "The Difference"
Difference Engine "5 Listens"

Cain's Offering "Oceans of Regret"
The Great Luke Ski "The Hanna Barbera Polka"
Children of Bodom "Mass Hypnosis"
Schizoid Lloyd "Virus"
The Empire Shall Fall "The Kingdom"

Pink Steel "Sausage Party"
NOFX "The Man I Killed"
Katatonia "Idle Blood"
Destruction "Bestial Invasion - Live"
Doomsday Diva "My World"

Faith No More "Death March"
Tigertailz "Rip Your Fucking Heart Out"
Lita Ford "Larger than Live"
Nocturnal Rites "Not Like You"
Tourniquet "A Ghost at the Wheel"

Super Junky Monkey "Kioku-No-Netsuzou"
The Agonist "Chlorpromazine"
A'Rebours "24FPS"
Queensryche "Warning"
Choose "25"
Punch Drunk Monnkeys "Are You Gonna Eat That?"

Pistol Shot Gypsy "Trainwreck"
Winds "Under the Stars"
Withered "Dichotomy of Exile" (R)
Whiplash "Last Man Alive"
Wolfpack Unleashed "Last Dance of a Dying King"

Oxymor "Le Demon des Mots"
Tranquilatwist "Bruise My Soul"
While Heaven Wept "Voice in the Wind"
Where Echoes End "Opinions Divided"

Guilt Machine "Perfection?"

November 22 - Training Shane
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; Since EVD had dodged a bullet, literally, when a "EVD" song had played during Russian Roulette the week before and he hadn't been there to take the penalty, he took it this week, yes, justice may be delayed, but it would not be denied, Shane beat him repeatedly with The Boomstick. Just Joe gave Shane some tasks to perform. He sent him on a scavenger hunt. He told him to go find a Frisbee. Shane didn't know what a Frisbee was, but was told to go find one anyways. He came back with an empty pizza box, which Joe beat him with. However, on his second try, he did come back with a Frisbee, and whacked Just Joe with it really hard, the sound echoed all throughout the room, just like when he slapped him the week before. Then he threw Just Joe down the stairs. For Russian Roulette... If a bullet played, Shane would get to break a record over Just Joe's head, as he had yet to have that pleasure, and wanted to experience it, and, if no bullet, Just Joe would get to break a record over Shane's head. No bullet. Just Joe smashed a record on his hand's head, almost knocking him out. Just Joe sent Shane to find ridiculous stuff. Shane came back from the basement wearing ridiculous stuff, glitter, and ridiculous head wear. Then Just Joe gave Shane the task of disposing of Azkath so they could run the program themselves. Shane dragged Azkath out while Joe hit him with The Boomstick, and Just Joe and Shane took over things... This was short lived, however, only one song did Just Joe get to play, Queensryche, although it actually was a good track from them, when Azkath beat the crap out of both of them, knocking Shane out with, of all things, an empty pizza box to the head, to the disgust of Just Joe. Dave was not there, but sent a note saying that Shane was just "wrong", he really stressed that point, repeating that one word about 50 times, so much that the first side of the paper consisted of nothing but that, that he was an abomination, and that he would trim him, and chop him down. Which led them to a theory as to why Dave is so freaked out by Shane... Dave is terrified of trees, thinks they're all out to get him, which actually seems to be true, it's been witnessed at LE, and, since Shane grew out of the ground, they deduced that Dave probably sees him as a living tree... A second round of Russian Roulette was played. They weren't told what the penalty would be beforehand. Another bullet, Winger's "Seventeen"! Just Joe was told he'd won a prize... A bag of jellybeans. Just Joe, for some weird reason, is as terrified of jellybeans as Dave is of trees, and he started shrieking in horror. They told Shane that those were shrieks of delight, that Just Joe just loved jellybeans, and that he should feed them all to him. The night ended with Shane beating on EVD, Azkath told him to do this because EVD had just insulted him...

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Fields of the Nephilim "Submission"
Black Anvil "On This Day Death"
Before There was Rosalyn "The Prophet"
Volbeat "Something else or..."

Despite the Wolves "Throwing Knives at Mirrors"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Vodka Inferno"
Marduk "Funeral Dawn"
Becoming "End of Days"
Fashion Bomb "The World Will End With Us"

Revocation "Across Forests and Fjords"
Pelican "An Inch Above Sand"
Arcanium "Strangled Heart"
Taunted "Old Man Gloom"
Doomsday Diva "Doomsday Diva"

Psyche Corporation "Wonderland"
Turiya "The Difference"
Schizoid Lloyd "The Fall"
Violence on Silence "The Silence Burns"
The Empire Shall Fall "Choir of Angels"

LAW "Brain Probing Relativism"
Wretched "Deplorable Miscalculations"
Mongrel "Beyond Repair"
Soundstill "The First Step"
Baroness "The Gnashing"

Giuseppe Cuozzo "This Time"
Everytime I Die "The Marvelous Slut"

Karnivool "Roguefort (with Empire Horns)"
Within the Ruins "The Book of Books"
Guilt Machine "Perfection?"

Anacrusis "I Love the World"
Tourniquet "A Ghost at the Wheel"
Psychotic Waltz "Diary of a Madman - Live"
Madder Mortem "My Name is Silence"
Warlock "East Meets West"

The Devin Townsend Project "The Way Home!"
Tranquilatwist "Grounded"
Atreyu "Stop! Before It's Too Late and We've Destroyed It All"
Albert Christmas Squirrel "Weeeeee (The Clowns for Hyre Remix)"
Vreid "Heroes and Villians"
Doomriders "Rotter"

Slayer "Human Strain"
A Day to Remember "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What are you Made of?"
Siegfried "Der Ring Der Nibelungen"
This City Needs a Hero "Weak Will"
Kauze "Diabolic Possession"

Murder Squad TO "Impending Darkness"
Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"
ASKA "Valkyries"
Blackshine "Blow My Mind"
Behemoth "Wish"

Queensryche "Walk In The Shadows"

The God Machine "Purity"
Destrophy "The Way of Your World"
Elis "Core of Life"
December's Shadow "Dark Mind"
NOFX "Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)"

Worm Quartet "Redundancy / Dandelion's Suck"
Carnal Forge "Covered in Fire (I'm Hell)"
Winger "Seventeen"

Slayer "Playing with Dolls" (R)
Cradle of Filth "Queen of Winter, Throned" (R)

Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs" (R)
Groinchurn "Stayin' Alive"
3rd Strike "Paranoid"
Groovy Love Vibes "Six Against a Galaxy"
Motorhead "March or Die" (R)

Dufus "Sample #1 / Fun Wearing Underwear / Sample #2"
Anvil "Metal on Metal" (R)
Ozzy Osbourne "Killer of Giants" (R)
Swallow the Sun "Falling World"

Fields of the Nephilim "Psychonaut Lib IIII"

 

November 15 - The "Thing" from the Ground...
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The big moment we've all been waiting for for so long was finally here!... Just Joe blew The Horn Of Summoning, which sounded a lot like a cute little cho-cho train, and that thing, that which has been growing, and then stuck, in the ground for lo these many, many months, that which has made Dave cry hysterically like a baby girl at the merest mention of it, and caused many other people to cringe and cower and blubber in terror, finally arrived! It was someone whom they named on this night, Shane, and Shane had been created and grown from, as in actually out of, Just Joe's own hand, as in Just Joe planted a hand of his in the ground (at Easter, 7 months back, when Just Joe had been The Easter Bunny, he had died, and his hand had been severed. But, when he resurrected, whole again, he had that severed hand, which he then planted), fed and watered it, and it started growing on it's own, and grew into a person. a BIG person! When Azkath told/reminded Shane of things Just Joe had done to, or neglected to do for, him while he was growing and stuck in the ground, Shane gave Just Joe a slap that reverberated all around the room, to everyone's great amusement, except Just Joe's, of course. Due to the results of Russian Roulette, Just Joe popped a balloon by putting the balloon on his chest, and having Shane splash on to his chest and, thus, break the balloon, and also nearly kill Just Joe in the process. Everyone had been waiting all night with great anticipation for Dave to arrive, so they could witness his reaction when he saw Shane. And when he showed up around 4:00, it wasn't a disappointment. Dave FREAKED OUT! He shrieked hysterically, hid in the corner, and rocked back and forth, banging his head against the wall repeatedly, all the while screaming like a little girl. Shane going to him and hugging him didn't help things at all, they made it worse, although I'm sure he was only trying to comfort Dave, it seemed to have quite the opposite effect. They had to chase Dave all around the yard and tackle him several times to get him back inside, and he still started crying and wailing, extremely loudly, if he should happen to so much as glance at Shane. Ian, from the band Arebours, arrived around 4:00. He updated us on the band, and their music was played, www.myspace.com/arebours and, www.maurautius.com are their websites. They rock. And...

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Baroness "Bullhead's Psalm / The Sweetest Curse"
Lullabye Arkestra "The Icy Hand That Guides Us"
LAW "Stream of Consciousness Rock"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

November's Doom "Into Night's Requiem Infernal"
City of Fire "Gravity"
Outbreak "In the Digital World"
Exhumer "Waking the Fire"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Vodka Inferno"

Theater of Tragedy "A Nine Days Wonder"
Paradox "Riptide"
The Gathering "Capital of Nowhere"
Doomsday Diva "Rot to Hell"
Slayer "Human Strain"

Fear Factory "Powershifter"
Destruction "The Alliance of the Hellhounds - Live"
Zevlagh "Lutia"
Karnivool "Deadman (Live at the Forum)"

Anti-Nowhere League "How Does It Feel?"
The God Machine "Painless"
Sonota Nocturna "The Darkest Winter"
Savatage "Beyond the Doors of the Dark"
Sonata Arctica "Destruction Preventor"

Black Sabbath "The Mob Rules"
Thought Industry "Alexander vs The Puzzle"
Artillery "Back in the Trash"
Mayhem "Crystallized Pain in Desconstruction"
Doro "I Had Too Much to Dream"
Steel Panther "Death to All But Metal"

Nocturne "Happy"
Marilyn Manson "I Put a Spell on You"
Michelin Slave "I Maintain"
The Electric Amish "What if Tom was One of Us"
Queensyrche "Empire"

GWAR "I Love the Pigs" (R)
Despite the Wolves "The Path of Daggers"
Devin Townsend Project "Bend it Like Bender"
Mongrel "Butterknife Suicide"
Converge "Axe to Fall"

Genitorturers "Falling Stars / House of Shame"
Trouble "Mindbender"
Tranquilatwist "Charade"
Bob Ricci "Blockbuster Video Girl"
Dark Tranquility "Final Resistance"

Rammstein "Pussy"
Oxymor "Derniere Transe"

Baroness "A Horse Called Golgotha"
Shrinebuilder "The Architect"
Vreid "Speak goddammit"
Between the Buried and Me "Disease, Injury, Madness"
Ana Kefr "The Orchid"

Fashion Bomb "Technological Singularity"
Lethian Dreams "For a Brighter Death"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Memoirs of a Roadkill"
Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs"
Hysterica "Bless the Beast"
Nile "Iskander D'hul Karnon"

A'Rebours "The Wicked One"
Divinity Destroyed "Darkangel (Gabriel)"
Orodruin "Pierced by Cruel Winds"
Pistol Shot Gypsy "Trainwreck"

A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis"
Baroness "The Gnashing / Bullhead's Lament"

November 8 - A Quiet Night...

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Because no bullet played for TTTP/RR, Just Joe got a Get Out Of Jail Free Card, or a Get Out Of Free Jail Card, as Azkath calls it. A set of songs was played as a tribute to Bob Appell, who hosted a very cool radio program, "The Rock Shop", back in the day, which influenced hosts and co-hosts of LE. He also managed the band Saint Chaos.

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Danzig "Lucifuge / Snakes of Christ"
Destruction "Eternal Ban - Live"
Graveworm "Circus of the Damned"

Exhumer "Waking the Fire"
Oxymor "Les Barbares Civilisis"
Baroness "Jake Leg"
Between the Buried and Me "Fossil Genera - A Feed from Cloud Mountain" (R)

Katatonia "Idle Blood" (R)
Horse the Band "Cloudwalker"
The Black Dahlia Murder "Everything Went Black" (R)
Devin Townsend Project "Universe in a Ball!"
Theater of Tragedy "A Nine Days Wonder"

Slayer "Unit 731"
Vampire Mooose "One Arm Jake"
Elis "Core of Life"
This City Needs a Hero "Weak Will"
Sepultura "Dusted" (R)

Tranquilatwist "Bruise My Soul"
Gorgoroth "Building a Man"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"

White Zombie "Thunder Kiss '65" (R)
Motorhead "March or Die" (R)
Nexus 6 "Catalyst"
Current 93 "Anti-Christ and Barcodes"
Eyes on Infinity "Faith in Chaos"

Saint Chaos "Nothing is Forever"
Immaculate Mary "Give It All You Got"
Scarlet Bride "Play to Win"
Pile Driver "Metal Inquisition"
Stranger "Swamp Woman"
Rainbow "Long Live Rock and Roll"

Monster Magnet "Crop Circle" (R)
Ozzy Osbourne "Killer of Giants" (R)
Despite the Wolves "The Wrath: Securing Your Six-Foot Descent"
Mortiferious Scorn "Blasphemy"
Sacrum "Through the Machine"

Sinergy "Gallowmere"
Walls of Jericho "III Shock of the Century"
Worm Quartet "The Rabbit Song"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Molly"
Edge of Sanity "Invisible Sun"

White Zombie "Soul Crusher" (R)
Destruction "The Anti-Christ / Reject Emotions / Thrash Till Death - Live"
Baroness "Steel that Sleeps the Eye / Swollen and Halo"
Ozzy Osbourne "Diary of a Madman" (R)

Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"
Makaras Pen "Currents"
Finger Painted Death "Through Pain and Suffering"
Coalesce "To My Ruin"
Siegfried "Fafnir"

Lullabye Arkestra "The Icy Hands that Guides Us"
Trans-Siberian Orchestra "Mozart and Memories"
Throwdown "Ouroboros Rising"
Baldbox "Showbox's Storytime: Elmer the Puppy / Words That Rhyme"

Green Jelly "3 Little Pigs" (R)
Gorilla Buscuits "Start Today"
Gargatua Soul "Drive"
Trouble "After the Rain"
Muderdolls "People Hate Me" (R)

Slayer "Snuff"
Age of Evil "Cruel Intentions"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "New World Widows"
Paradox "Planet Terror"
City of Fire "Carve Your Name"

Children of Bodom "Talk Dirty to Me"
Agathodaimon "Devil's Deal"
Pelican "Strung Up from the Sky"
Tranqulitwist "Collapse"
November's Doom "When Desperation Fills the Void"

Danzig "Girl"

 

November 1 - Halloween Russian Roulette Show
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This program began just as Halloween was ending, and was an extra hour in length, seven hours, as it was now the day the clocks were set back, and we go on Standard time. Most of the entire night was a Tribute To The Past/ Russian Roulette Program, with the exception of an opening Halloween song, and then a set of Halloween music, and a set or two of new music. This meant that, throughout the whole night, any time a bullet played, they would stop and let everyone there take turns drawing slips of paper from a bag. These slips of paper constituted the "Bullets" and each one had something written on it, it could be something bad, or good. The person could pick whether or not they wanted to take the bullet themselves (before knowing what it was, of course), or if they wanted to pass it on to someone else, and they could pick whom they wanted to give it to, unless the bullet specifically named someone, which, if it did, it was always Just Joe. So it was a night of carnage, people got caned, thrown into mousetraps, thrown in the snow (and there was no snow on the ground, which meant it was less cold and wet for them, but more painful), thrown down the stairs, had to wrestle, Just Joe had to give his car away... Lots of bad things happened to Just Joe, but he wasn't the only one, the pain was spread around. And, of course, the listeners could now watch all this carnage live and in real time, thanks to LE's new webcam. And, Halloween was James' Birthday, (he shared in the pain this night), so, a very Happy Birthday to James!!!!!

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Helloween "Halloween"
King Diamond "Halloween"

Alice Cooper "Keepin' Halloween Alive"
The Misfits "Land of the Dead"
Krype Malisque "March of the Vampires"

Sentinal Beast "Dogs of War" (1986)
Lizzy Borden "Taking Over the World (Demo)" (2008)
Anti-Nowhere League "I Hate... People (Remix)" (1988)
Current 93 "North" (1988)
Sentenced "Nepenthe" (1995)

Holy Terror "Distant Calling" (1985)
NOFX "USA-Holes" (2007?)
Trail of Tears "Image of Hope" (2007?)
Faster Pussycat "I Was Made for Loving You" (2001)

Monster Magnet "Negasonic Teenage Warhead" (1995)
Clay People "Jump Around" (1993?)

Slayer "Public Display of Dismemberment"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Lucy Fears the Morning Star"
Hypocrisy "Weed Out the Weak"
Nile "Those Whom the Gods Detest"
Epica "White Waters"

Sodom "Sodomy and Lust" (1986)
Epoch of Unlight "Return to Eidolon" (1997?)
Poison Idea "Plastic Bomb"
Mercyful Fate "A Dangerous Meeting" (1986)
I, Napoleon "Go to Pieces" (1991)

Voltaire "BRAINS!"
Icon "World War" (1984)

Believer "D.O.S. (Desolation of Sodom)" (1989)
Morgion "Basking Under a Black Sun Dawning"
Snapcase "Mountain Song" (2003)

Blind Illusion "Blood Shower" (1988)
Primus "My Name is Mud"

Divinity Destroyed "Sweet Heresy"
Nightwish "Elvenpath" (1996)
Savatage "Ghost in the Ruins" (1991)
Tiamat "The Ar"(1994)
Arachnes "Parallel Worlds"

Pretty Maids "Needles in the Dark" (1987)
GWAR "Vlad the Impaler" (1990)
Leaves Eyes "Ocean's Way"
Apoptygma Bezerk "Non-Stop Violence" (1998)

Walls of Jericho "Angel" (2006)
Legacy "Burnt Offerings (Demo Version)"
Misanthrope "Mylene" (1995)
Motley Crue "Home Sweet Home" (1986)

MOD "Surfin USA"
Aghora "Kali Yuga" (2000) D
Heir Apparent "Cacophony of Anger" (1989) D
Trouble "The Misery Shows" (1987) J
Lillian Axe "Deepfreeze" (1993) J

Silent Stream of Godless Elegy "My Friend Who Doesn't Exist" (2000)
Clutch "Rock & Roll Outlaw" (1995)
Savage Thrust "Future Shock" (1991)
Warrior Soul "Drunk & Belligerent (Rerecorded)" (2000)

Hawaii "Lies" (1985)
The Accused "Devil Woman"

Moneyshot Cosmonauts "A Little Undead"
Shrinebuilder "Pyramid of the Moon"
Lemon Demon "Spring Heeled Jack"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

Flotsam and Jetsam "Hard on You" (1988)
Gorilla Buscuits "New Direction" (1989)
Solitude Aeturnus "Transcending Sentinels" (1991)
Worm Quartet "Calculator in My Bum"
Skyclad "The Great Brain Robbery" (2000)

Ookla the Mok "View Master"
Blood for Blood "Still Fucked Up" (1999)
Insane Clown Posse "Piggy Pie" (1997)
Killing Joke "Democracy (Conspiracy Theory Averted Mix)"
Gang Green "Somethings"

Power Symphony "Song of Men" (2000)
Girlschool "Demolition Boys" (1979)
Rotting Christ "Lex Talionis" (2002)
Sir Mix-a-Lot "Iron Man (True Metal Meltdown Mix)"
Accept "Restless and Wild" (1982)

Pyogenesis "These Roads"
Alice Cooper "Pick Up the Bones" (2000)

October 25 - Others, Pumpkin, Pie
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Mark and JR Rotting from the band Others were there. Others would be performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which was upcoming that next Friday night. All the tracks from Others's new split EP with Murder Squad TO were played, and Mark performed live and acoustic. www.myspace.com/others is the website where you can find Others. They took Just Joe outside and Mark had a surprise for him. As Halloween was less than a week away, Mark smashed a pumpkin on Just Joe, he was very pumpkin-y indeed. Later, in honor of Soupy Sales's death this week, he who gave us pie facing, Mark and JR pie faced Just Joe, and Dave then licked Just Joe, a lot, to get the pie. For The Russian Roulette set... If a bullet played, Just Joe would have to sing "Happy Birthday" to Gorgar (it was Gorgar's Birthday that very Sunday, October 25th, a very Happy Birthday, Gorgar!) while hanging upside down. If no bullet, Just Joe would get a Get Out Of Jail Free Card to use next week, as next week would be an entire night of Russian Roulette. No bullet. But Azkath decided it would be a good idea for Just Joe to sing "Happy Birthday" to Gorgar while hanging upside down, so it would happen anyways. He didn't say if Just Joe could have his Get Out Of Jail Free Card, which, since no bullet had played, it seems fair he should get one, but, when the host is an evil demon, well they tend not to be too fair, and so I'm guessing no Get Out Of Jail Free Card for Just Joe. When Gorgar arrived, He and Azkath held Just Joe upside down and Just Joe screeched, err, sang "Happy Birthday". Then they did a lot of painful things to Just Joe, wishboning him, and, according to a couple of people watching on the new webcam, Gorgar appeared to have his head in Just Joe's crotch. Gorgar Didn't like his birthday serenade, so they held Just Joe upside down, and had him squall the song again, then they abused him some more. Gorgar asked if,since it was his Birthday, could he give Just Joe spankings? This was agreed upon, over Just Joe's strenuous objections, and Gorgar gave Just Joe 4 hits with the boom stick, 4, as in 1 for each century of Gorgar's life, and 1 to grow on. Gorgar's Glamorama occurred. His pick this week was the band Constancia, with the song "Blind".

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Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Architecture (All That's Erected Are Walls) / Always Within the Hour"
Baroness "The Sweetest Curse"
LAW "Brick"

Others "Dark Prince Rise"

White Zombie "Black Sunshine" (R)
Shadow's Fall "Bark at the Moon'
Horse the Band "Lord Gold Wand of Unyeilding"
Vicious Rumors "Don't Wait for Me"
November's Doom "Lazarus Regret"

Others "Black Friday"
The Murdersquad T.O. "Impending Darkness"
Bolt Thrower "World Eater" (R)
Children of Bodom "War Inside My Head"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

Others "Lycanthrope Pharoah"
The Murdersquad T.O. "Wasteland"
King Diamond "Abigail" (R)
Agathodaimon "Winterchild"
Ana Kefr "T.ruthless"

Others "A Trillion Lives"
The Murdersquad T.O. "88 Hate"
WASP "The Flame" (R)
Crowbar "Remember Tomorrow" (R)
Ayurveda "Violet" (R)

Grim Reaper "Fear No Evil" (R)
Tension Head "In Search Of..."
Hackneyed "Kingdom of Thoughts"
Before There was Rosalyn "The Dustwalker"
Ensifium "Heathen Throne"

Tom Smith "When This Song is Over You Will Die"
Graveworm "Hell's Creation"
Exhumer "Waking the Fire"
Dog Leg Preacher "Hang Me"
Trouble "The Beginning of Sorrows"

Pitchshifter "Dry Riser Inlet"
NOFX "Can't Get the Stink Out"
Kingdom of Sorrow "Lead the Ghosts Astray"
Malteze "Too Late"
Lethargy "carebourne"

Sopor Aeturnus and The Ensemble of Shadows "A Little Bar of Soap"

King Missile "The Adventures of Planky"
Lawnmower Deth "Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower"
The Accused "Have You Ever been Mellow"
Albert Chistmas Squirrel "Giraffe Party 2000"
Atom and His Package "Hats Off to Halford"

Between the Buried and Me "Disease, Injury, Madness"
Pelican "Strung Up from the Sky"
Tranquilatwist "Downhill"
Bile "You're a Fucking Loser"

Marduk "chorus of Cracking Necks"
Wednesday 13 "A Bullet Named Christ" (R)

Gorgoroth "Cleansing Fire"
Paradise Lost "First Light"
Shadow Gallery "Pain"
Arcanium "Ruined"
Rise and Fall "It's a Long Way Down"

Toyboat "Would You Like to Play a Game"
2 Cents "Come and Get It"
Fu Manchu "Steel Beast Defeated"
The Descedents "Suburban Home" (R)

Constancia "Blind"

Dirge Within "Forever the Marytr"
Four Letter Lie "Key to the World"
City of Fire "Dark Tides"
Karnivool "Themata"
Lullabte Arkestra "Surviving the Year of Wolves"
children of Bodom "Oops... I Did It Again"

Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Bitter Sweet"

October 18 - Ithaska Invasion
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The 1st couple of hours of the program saw the return of some folks we haven't heard on the air in 5 years... Rahul, Will, and Ashley, some of the DJ's of Ithaska, the program that occupied the time slot before LE for years. They were back for an Ithaska reunion, so about an hour of LE this night was hosted by them, and ska music was played. Another former Ithaska DJ, who couldn't make it in for the reunion, Brad, listened in on-line, and participated via the chat room. No one told Just Joe that the Ithaska crew would be hosting the 1st part of the program, and, in typical Just Joe fashion, it took him quite a while to figure out that there were different people hosting, and that different music was playing. When he finally realized this, they told him they were going to put him in the basement. He freaked out, and hit Will with some styrafoam. He later Humped and molested Rahul to try and make him leave. Azkath beat down Just Joe. Then Azkath choked slammed Rahul, and then Will, and then trapped Ashley upside down. All of Ithaska were in Just Joe's Corner together. They stumped Just Joe, actually it was a question from Rahul that stumped him, so only Rahul got that honor, which meant that Just Joe could not hug him for the remainder of his time there. But, in what was supposed to be a second round of Just Joe's Corner, so the other two hosts could try to win freedom from Just Joe hugging, instead of Just Joe's Corner's theme music playing, Azkath, "accidentally", I'm so sure, played Just Joe's Hugging Music, and Ithaska got hugged. They decided they'd had enough and departed. Andy, of the former band, Armageddon Monks, was there, and he went a round in Just Joe's Corner. He stumped Just Joe, so that meant Just Joe lost in his Corner twice in one night. When the Russian Roulette set was played... No bullet, so Just Joe got a piece of candy. Azkath threw the piece of candy to him, it went down the stairs, and Just Joe fell down the stairs trying to go after it. He did retrieve his candy, but, because the microphone hadn't been on enough to record Just Joe's fall sufficiently in Azkath's opinion, Azkath, always thinking of the listening audience, tossed another piece of candy down the stairs, and just Joe, being really stupid, and really clumsy, of course went tumbling down the stairs a second time for candy. Gorgar's Glamorama happened, although we never actually heard Gorgar's voice, only Azkath and Just Joe talking to him, but they couldn't get him to shut up, he just went on and on, volunteering waaaaay too much information about how terrible he's been. When they finally got him to stop talking, with time in the program running out, so they could actually play his pick for the week, it was the band Out Loud with the song "What I Need"...

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A Storm of Light "Alpha (The Law of Nature Pt 1) / Amber Waves of Gray"
Baroness "Steel that Sleeps the Eye"
Ana Kefr "Avenue of the Queen"

pietasters - set me up
deals gone bad - messin around
johnny socko - they know us at the spa

streetlight manifesto - we are the few
catch 22 - 9 mm and a three piece suit
alkaline trio - take lots with alcohol
rancid - olympia, wa

the drastics - i want you back
major lazer - cash flow
bedouin soundclash - st. andrews
easy star all stars - let down

common rider - cool this madness down
the clash - train in vain
world inferno friendship society - brother of the mayor of bridge
easy star all stars - karma police
matt skiba - good fucking bye

Belphegor "Walpurgis Rites"
Echoes of Eternity "As Shadows Burn"
The Agonist "Birds Elope with the Sun"

Immortal "The Rise of Darkness"
November's Doom "Empathy's Greed"
Mudvayne "Death Blooms" (R)
TV's Kyle "Eatin' Paste"
Break of Reality "BYOB - Live"

Tranquilatwist "Bruise My Soul"
Machines of Loving Grace "Suicide King"
Slipknot "Disasterpiece" (R)
Kittie "My Plague" (R)
Lullabye Arkestra "Surviving the Year of Wolves"

Chuck Mosely "Tractor"
Danzig "Possession" (R)
Leave's Eyes "Irish Rain"
City of Fire "Rising"
Dethklok "Black Fire Upon Us"

Exhumer "Waking the Fire"
Anonymous Horses "Killer Threads"
Phlegethon "Feeding the Phlegethon"
Scar Symmetry "The Consciousness Eaters"
Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Suicide"

Horse the Band "Between the Trees"
Bob Ricci "The New Song"
Pistol Shot Gypsy "Just My Luck"
The Muggs "All Around You"
Ridrigo y Gabriela "Hanuman"

The Sisters of Mercy "Alice"
Tarja Turunen "I Walk Alone (InExtremo Remix)"
Nevermore "The Sacrament"
Eyes of Fire "Anyone"
Asmegin "Yndifall"

Man Must Die "Dead in the Water"
Lewd Acts "Nowhere to Go"
Saviours "Slave to the Hex"
Inhale / Exhale "Did You Ever Have a Touch to Lose?"
Steve Goodie "Les's Morgue"

Makaras Pen "Currents"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Bitter Sweet"
Scarum "Through the Machine"
Redemption "Another Day Dies"
Blackhole "Post-It-Will"

Shadow's Fall "Age of Quarrel"
UDO "Infected"
Doomriders "Knife Wound"
Arch Enemy "Dark Insanity"
Soundstill "Metal of Honor"

Baroness "The Gnashing"
Karnivool "Requefort (With Empire Horns)"

Outloud "What I Need"
Try/Fail/Repeat "Graveyard Shift"
WASP "Little Death"

A Storm of Light "Omega"

October 11 - Toronto Roller Derby
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Some Roller Derby girls from Toronto were there at the beginning of the program. The Wednesday before this LE, October 7th, had been Just Joe's Birthday. A very Happy Birthday to Just Joe! Dave sang "Happy Birthday" to Just Joe, very badly, and gave him his Birthday spankings, which there were more of than Just Joe's age plus one to grow on, old as he is, because Dave kept "Accidentally", I'm sure, losing count and having to start over. Well, Dave isn't especially bright, so maybe he really was forgetting the count, either way, Just Joe got a lot of spankings. Then a set of songs was played all for Just Joe, for his Birthday, songs he would like. For the Russian Roulette set... If a bullet played, Just Joe would have to do jumping jacks for the entire next set of five songs. If no bullet, then EVD would have to do that. And, if an EVD, silly or bizarre song, then EVD had to do that for 2 sets. No bullet. EVD died trying to accomplish his task. Or, at least, he appeared to be dead. Just Joe did mouth to mouth resuscitation on him and punched him in the chest a couple times, and that revived him. he was very disoriented, and said he didn't remember what had happened. Azkath determined that the flashes of images that EVD saw when he was 'dead' was his life flashing before his eyes, but EVD didn't remember any of that ever happening to him. When he was informed that Just Joe had performed mouth to mouth on him, he was highly upset and vomited. Just Joe didn't seem to have been too thrilled with the experience either, I'm not sure who was more grossed out, or who should have been more grossed out. Gorgar's Glamorama occurred, even though Gorgar was not actually there. Just Joe filled in for Gorgar, pretending to be him. Now Gorgar has something to be grossed out and upset about, Just Joe being him! "Gorgar's" pick for his Glamorama was the band Silent Rage, the song "You Can Be The One"...

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Soundstill "Black Anthem / Punishment"
Leaves Eyes "Take the Devil in Me"
November's Doom "The Fifth Day of March"
Lullabye Arkestra "Euroshima"

Dying Fetus "Decend into Depravity"
Oxymor "Mise en Abine"

Municipal Waste "The Wrath of the Severed Head"
Celtic Frost "Procreation (of the Wicked)" (R)
Millbastards "Hippo Cock - Live"
Kiss "God of Thunder" (R)
Sword "Stuck in Rock"

Murphy's Law "Cavity Creeps"
Anacrusis "Munsters Theme"
Anal Cunt "Theme from the A-Team"
Die Toten Hosen "I Fought the Law"
Linea 77 "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Atreyu "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Baroness "A Horse Called Golgotha"
UDO "Dominator"
Mudvayne "Golden Ratio / Cradle" (R)
A New Dawn "Veil of Charity"
Agonize "In Absence of Confort"

Green Jelly "Stabby the Clown"
Zimmer's Hole "Old Man's Child"
The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
LAW "Brain Probing Relativism"
Choose "24"

Guilt Machine "Over"
Baldbox "Bunny's Big Day"
Blackhole "Scared to Change"
Black Cobra "Zero Point Field"
Kittie "Die My Darling"

Horse the Band "Horse the Song"
Lynch Mob "Madly Backwards"
A Storm of Light "Tempest"
Zevlagh "Kaelia Dantza"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One - Live"

Pardise Lost "First Light"
TV's Kyle "Eatin' Paste"
Arch Enemy "Dark Insanity"
Pistol Shot Gypsy "Trainwreck"
Angel Witch "Angel Witch (Live BBC Friday Rock Show Session 14-3-80)"
Shadow's Fall "Age of Quarrel"

Soundstill "Engage Combat"
Gunfire76 "Let's Kill the Hero"
Lita "Sacred"
Despised Icon "All for Nothing"
Ana Kefr "The Orchid / Chapter IV"

Vendetta "Go and Live, Stay and Die"
Mental Home "Silent Rememberance"
King Missile "And"
Vader "The wrath"
Julie Laughs No More "From the Mist of the Ruins"

The Great Luke Ski and Tom Smith "Cthulu Fthagn"
Sanctuary "Battle Angels"
Znowhite "Hellbent"
Racer X "Sacrifice"
Mercyful Fate "Leave My Soul Alone"

Unexpect "Desert Urbaina"
Raymond and Scum "My Neighbor (The Bedroom Floor)"
Millbastards "Tranny - Live"
Fields of the Nephilim "Darkcell A.D."
Tranquilatwist "Grounded"

Silent Rage "You could be the One"
BlaCK Sabbath "Trashed"
Ignite "Who Sold Out Now?"
The Sisters of Mercy "More"
Black Anvil "777"

Danzig "Devil's Plaything"
Eyes on Infinity "Frail'ty"
Banshee "cry in the Night"

Arcturus "Alone"

October 4 - Genevieve / Dark Syde vs Dave
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Genevieve, of the band Psyche Corporation, was there. Many of her songs were played. www.psychecorporation.com is her website. Dark Syde, whom Dave still has no idea is really James, showed up, challenging Dave to a match, where Dark Side would fight MMA style, and Dave would fight hard core wrestling style. They brawled, Dave got the worst of the encounter, having a pane of glass broken over his head. For the Russian Roulette Set... Dave was really sleepy, and wanted to go home, and, since a bullet, Lillian Axe, played, Just Joe had to be Dave's teddy bear. Dave was highly thrilled. Just Joe was extremely the opposite of thrilled, and somehow actually managed to remember that he still had one more Get Out Of Jail Free Card, which he elected to use for this occasion. So, because Just Joe is so selfish to someone he claims is his friend, whom he claims to like, poor Dave was extremely disappointed, and so sad, and had to go sleepy bye with no teddy bear. I'm sure he would have been your teddy bear, Just Joe, you selfish, horrible friend you! I mean, I know there's the likely hood that Dave might get confused in his sleep, and, always being hungry, think his teddy bear is a midnight snack, and start eating you, but, hey what are friends for anyways?! Besides, I'm sure you could do without part of yourself! Now poor Dave is probably traumatized from having to sleep without a teddy bear!

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Mercyful Fate "Leave My Soul Alone"
Cable "Sleep Produces Monsters"
Oxymor "Dialogue De Sourds"
Municipal Waste "Relentless Threat"
Ana Kefr "Defiant We Stand"

Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon"
Paradise Lost "As Horizons End"
Shadow's Fall "Embrace Annihilation"
Arch Enemy "Silverwing"
Divinity Destroyed "Even Heroes Fall"

Choose "25 / 19"
Lullabye Arkestra "We Fuck the Night"
Leaves' Eyes "Ragnarok"
Tranquilatwist "Never a Moment"

Slayer "World Painted Blood"
Eyes on Infinity "Faith in Chaos Parts 1 & 2"
Dethklok "Murmaider"
Sinergy "Lead Us to War"

Psyche Corporation "Universe"
Rammstein "Ohne Dich"
ookla the Mok "Arthur Curry"
Oomph! "Ice-Coffin"
Prodigal Earth "Lonely God"

LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"
Redemption "Leviathan Rising"
November's Doom "A Eulogy for the Living Lost"
Steel Panther "Eyes of a Panther"
Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Suicide"

Psyche Corporation "Meant to Be"
Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs"
Devo Spice "Platform Wars"
Hatebreed "In Ashes They Shall Reap"
Doomriders "Bear Witness"

Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
Revocation "Leviathan Awaits"
Rabbit Junk "Transmission 2 / Black"
Riotgod "Collapsing Stars"
December's Shadow "Hands of Fate"

Lethian Dreams "Elusive"
Sacrifice "Elusive"
NOFX "Creeping Out Sara"
VoiVod "Brain Scan"
WASP "Tormentor" (R)

Trouble "Mr. White"
Znowhite "Too Late"
Forced Entry "Macrocosm, Microcosm"
Galactic Cowboys "Pump Up the Space Suit"
The Not Wanteds "It Only Takes 2"
Lillian Axe "Now You Know"

Slayer "South of Heaven"
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "Phthisis"
Slammer "Hunt You Down"
Skyclad "Land of the Rising Slum / No Deposit, No Return"
Sodom "Deathlike Silence"

Something about Vampires and Sluts "Hump Your Leg"
Sulaco "Follow the Cloud"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Sopor Fratem Mortis Est"
Suicidal Tendencies "Institutionalized / Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right / Possessed to Skate"
The Dead Boys "Sonic Reducer"

Psyche Corporation "People Say (The End of the World)"
Tattoo of Pain "How Does it Feel"
Assemble Heads in Sunburst Sound "The Slumbering Ones"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"

Paradise Lost "I Remain"
The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Corrosion of Conformity "Vote with a Bullet"

Psyche Corporation "Morpheus V2.1"

September 27 - Bri-Law Returns
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there at the beginning of the program, he promoted an upcoming show. After quite a long absence, Brian was back. Brian was in Just Joe's corner. He didn't stump Just Joe, so Just Joe got for his prize, a bow tie. But out of the questioning they got a good idea... They put popcorn in EVD's ear, duct taped EVD's hands to his sides, and let Just Joe eat the popcorn out of his ear. This was EVD's belated Anniversary present, as, a couple weeks back, September 11th, was EVD's 4th Anniversary here. A very Happy 4th Anniversary EVD! EVD didn't seem to appreciate his anniversary gift, he whined about it a lot. There is just no pleasing some people! Look on the bright side, EVD, it could have been Dave eating popcorn out of your ear! He wouldn't have stopped with the popcorn, he would have eaten the ear as well, and who knows what, or how much, else! So stop complaining, it could have been much, much worse! Because of the results of a Russian Roulette set... Brian had this little squishy boogie woogie man that made a loud squeaking sound when you squeezed it... Well, a bullet played, so Just Joe had to eat that, and then Brian would punch him in the gut as hard as he could to see if that would make the thing squeak, if they could hear it. Just Joe swallowed the squeaky thing, Brian socked him, and we could indeed hear the thing squeak. Everyone was so fascinated by this, that they had Brian punch Just Joe again, and again. And we could hear the thing squeaking every time he did this. Just Joe didn't seem to be enjoying this very much, but everyone else was getting a real kick out of it, which is the important thing. Exit showed up in the latter half of the program. Brian kept messing with Just Joe's butt, trying to get his squeaky toy to come out through it. Surprisingly, it actually worked, he got his toy out of Just Joe's butt. Brian! I'm really worried about you now! I mean! Is any toy really worth touching Just Joe's butt for?! And you'd actually really still want it after it came out of there?! Given your great excitement at being reunited with your toy, the answer to both those questions for you is obviously yes, which is why I'm very concerned about you! You obviously need to seek professional help! A lot of professional help! Quickly! Very quickly, like right away!

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Born in Winter "Drowning"
Rabbit Junk "Guns"
New Animal "Everything"

Overkill "I Hate"
Black Anvil "Deathsomnia"
November's Doom "A Eulogy for the Living Lost"
Tom Sullivans Ire "Eternally Plagued"
Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"

Choose "16" ?
Arch Enemy "Bury Me an Angel"
Revocation "The Brain Scramblers"
December's Shadow "Harboring the Fugitive"
Soundstill "Take It or Leave It"
Nuclear Assault "Brainwashed"
SOD "Kill Yourself"

Thirteen South "When You Think - Live"
Giant Squid "Neonate"
Shadow's Fall "The Taste of Fear"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
Tranquilatwist "Charade"

A'Rebours "The Reformation"
LAW "Stream of Consciousness Rock"
Steel Panther "Stripper Girl"
A Storm of Light "The Light in Their Eyes"
Between the Buried and Me "Mirrors / Obfuscation"

12 oz Muzzle "Dropped Liver"
13 Cent Kill "Who I Am"
Disease Within "Hypocrite"
Saint Deamon "Pandeamonium"
Shangren "Monkey King"

Choose "13"
Lullabye Arkestra "The Icy Hand that Guides Us"
Cable "The Smashing Machine"
Lethian Dreams "For a Brighter Death"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Day of the Dead"

Psyche Corporation "The Crime"
NFD "Let it Rain"
Korpiklaani "Huppiaan Aarre"
NOFX "We Called it America"
Leonard Nimoy "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Earth"

Choose "13"
Municipal Waste "Wrong Answer"
Prodigal Earth "Broken World"
The Sign of the Southern Cross "Dead Skies"

Vendetta "War"
Mind at Large "Lunkhead"
Japanese Hellbeast "Human Garbage"
King Kobra "Hunger"
Cabaret Voltaire "Hells Home"

Oxymor "Incipit"
White Wizzard "Into the Night"
Leaves Eyes "Ragnarok"
Faith No More "As the Worm Turns"
Cop Shoot Cop "Room 429"
Mercyful Fate "Leave My Soul Alone"
12 oz Muzzle "Flesh Puppet"

Psyche Corporation "Wonderland"
Key of Mythras "Thou Shalt"
Anonymous Horses "Swell Naughtical Blunder"
Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind"
TreeTrunkasaurusRex "Another Predator and Fried Bolagna"

A'Rebours "24fps"
Early Man "Sinking the Blade"
Buried Inside "VI"
ZnoWhite "Rest in Peace"
Arcturus "Alone"

Psyche Corporation "Part of Her Design"
Compulsion "Mall Monarchy"
Kryst the Conqueror "March of the Mega-Mites"

Antimatter "Mr. White"
Trouble "Breathe..."

September 20 - Poor Joe
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe somehow screwed up the time space continuum by not going back in time and allowing the band Others to sacrifice him to Satan, and now something was happening to Just Joe. His body kept distorting and changing. one ear disappeared, part of him became liquid and dripped on the floor, but then didn't stay on the floor, he had 3 eyes, one growing out of one of his normal 2 eyes, his nipple was weird in a different way than it's usually weird, and, when they were dumb enough to ask him if his penis was still there, which, of course, made him take down his pants to check, they could unluckily see that his, um, well, yes, his penis had a strange U shape. He also wouldn't seem to remember things too well, but would eventually catch up in time and remember. A listener's request was a Russian Roulette Bullet. Someone requested that Just Joe put his hair on the line for that. So, if a bullet, James would get to give Just Joe a crew cut. A definite bullet(!), Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer!", so James did that. Just Joe did look funny though because James is apparently not a very good barber, and the cut was uneven. There was a whole lot of hair, and it seemed to be alive, moving on it's own. James was calling it his pet, and, most disturbingly, went down to the basement with it for like five minutes, let's just say he seemed unhealthily attached to that hair. Just Joe said there would now be a James's Corner, which, oddly enough, seemed very reminiscent of Just Joe's Corner, even the theme music. Just Joe asked James questions for 2 minutes, hoping to stump him with one he couldn't answer. James did well and won. the rules for this had been that if Just Joe lost, which he did, James would put the creepy mass of alive hair in Just Joe's pants, which he did. As the distortion of Just Joe continued, he developed a large growth on his face. They had James lance it. A lot of gross disgusting fluid flew all over James. According to James, it didn't taste good at all, and it seemed to be burning his skin off where it came into contact with it. By the end of the night, Just Joe's ear was back, but he kinda resembled a clown, red patches in some spots on his face, and white patches in others...

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LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"
December's Shadow "Voice of Dissent"
Tom Sullivan's Ire "Eternally Plagued"

Chthonic "Sing-Ling Temple"
Early Man "Coiled Like a Snake"
Violence on Silence "Death Sentence"
Megadeth "Bodies"
The Sign of the Southern Cross "Eating the Sun"

Tranquilatwist "Bruise My Soul"
Oxymor "Le Demon des Mots"
NOFX "Best God in Show"
Bob Ricci "Five for Two"
Eyes on Infinity "Three Mary's / Plastic Jesus"

Choose "9"
A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis"
12 oz Muzzle "Dog from Hell"
Psyche Corporation "People Say (The End of the World)"

Between the Buried and Me "Mirrors"
Cable "Be the Wolf"
Insomnium "Down with the Sun"

Grim Reaper "Fear No Evil" (R)
Zno White "Do and Die"
Moneyshot Cosmonauts "Blow Me Down"
Mercyful Fate "Evil (Rerecorded 2009)"
Iron Maiden "Die with Your Boots On" (R)

Warrior Soul "I See the Ruins"
Riot "Little Miss Death"
Dark Tranqulity "Damage Done"
Distorted "Children of Fall"
Bon Jovi "Livin' on a Prayer"

MOD "Don't Feed the Bears" (R)
Leave's Eyes "Emerald Island"
Doomriders "Night Howler / Crooked Path"
Code 6 "Derelict"
November's Doom "I Hurt Those I Adore"

Letters of Regret "Silent Grey"
Dethclock "Bloodlines"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
Black Anvil "Release the Kraken"
Lugosi's Morphine "Chupacabra"

Makaras Pen "Promises"
Zevlagh "Iberia Incognita"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Birdfucker"
Tranquilatwist "Intrinsic"
Municiple Waste "Massive Aggressive"

White Wizzard "March of the Skeletons"
Vision Divine "The Killing Speed of Time"
Alice Donut "She Loves You, She Wants You, It's Amazing How Much Head Wounds Bleed"
Antimatter "Mr. White"
Avenged Sevenfold "Reminissions"

Choose "42"
12 oz Muzzle "Too Pretty for Prison"
A'Rebours "24fps"
Psyche Corporation "Beast"

3 Inches of Blood "At the Foot of the Glacier"
Lullabye Arkestra "We Fuck the Night"
The Endless "Here I Wait"
The Zero Exact "The Underground Experiment"
LAW "Brick"

The 69 Eyes "Back in Blood"
Chaostar "An Electric Storm of Thoughts"
Disillusion "Save the Past"
Da Vinci's Notebook "The Gates"
Eternal Sadness "Rain"

Warlock "All We Are"
The Accused "The Splatterbeast"
Lewd Acts "Night Crawlers"
In Slaughter Natives "And You Still are the Dead"
Where Echoes End "Terra Incognita"
Giant Squid "Neonate"

Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Day of the Dead"

September 13 - The Dave and James Show
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Genevieve, from the band Psyche Corporation, and Ian, from the band A'Rebours, were there. Genevieve and Ian were in Just Joe's Corner, they each took turns in the two minutes allotted asking Just Joe questions, trying to stump him. They couldn't stump him in the first two minutes, but another round was decided upon, since there were two people playing, and Ian stumped him in the first question of the second round. So Ian got to pick his reward, which was to have Just Joe set on fire, which they did. www.psychecorporation.com and, www.myspace.com/psychecorp are psyche Corporation's websites, which I'm sure you could figure out, and Arevors's websites are, www.maurautius.com and, www.myspace.com/arebours They are both awesome, they rock! Also, Dave and James took over and hosted a good portion of the show this night...

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Angels Beneath Me - 3 Tracks

Oxymor "Trouble Dedale"
LAW "Brick"
Ana Kefr "The Giant Who Has No Heart in his Body"
Augury "Fragmentary Evidence"
Darzamat "Vote for Heresy"

Dethklok "Bloodlines"
Man Must Die "Dead in the Water"
Wretched "Fetal Consumption"
Within the Ruins "Tractor Pull"
Thirteen South "Tired and Torn"
Devo spice "CGI"

Karnivool "Set Fire to the Hive"
Every Time I Die "The Marvelous Slut"
Eluveitie "Nata"
iwreastledabearonce "Tastes Like Kevin Bacon"
The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Dog Fashion Disco "Pogo the Clown"
Rammstein "Keine Lust"
Black Math Horseman "Bird of All Faiths and None"

Psyche Corporation "Medicine Man"
A'Rebours "Dust"
Choose "24"
12 Oz Muzzle "Too Pretty for Prison"

Dying Fetus "Hopeless Insurrection"
Deflagration "Bleed the Line"
Mastodon "March of the Fire Ants"
Dethklok "Birthday Dethday"
The Electric Hellfire Club "South of Heaven"
King Diamond "Welcome Home"

Sonata Arctica "Juliet"
Divinity Destroyed "Like A Prayer"
Disease Within "Invincible People"
Worm Quartet with Tom Smith "Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton)"
Pink Steel "Sausage Party"
Cannibal Corpse "Rotted Body Landslide"

Municipal Waste "Horny for Blood"
Farewell to Freeway "Waking the Giant"
REPO! The Genetic Opera "Zydrate Anatomy"
Sepultra "Dead Embryonic Cells"
Murderdolls "Dead in Hollywood"

Arise and Ruin "In Death"
Mantic Ritual "Death and Destruction"
3 Inches of Blood "Snake Fighter"
The Devil Wears Prada "Still Fly"
9 lb. Hammer "Carl's Theme"
Master Shake "Nude Love"

Dimmu Borgir "For the World to Dictate our Death"
Rammstein "Ich Will"
Lethian Dreams "Severance"
Violence in Silence "Death Sentence"
Tomorrow's Outlook "Doubt"

A'Rebours "Clair's Oujia Board"
Psyche Corporation "Wonderland"
Choose "13"
12 oz Muzzle "Unsupervised"

Rabbit Junk "Guns"
Lullabye Arkestra "Telepathic President"
The Zero Exact "Muted Mind Society"
Ahab "The Divinity of Oceans"
Soundstill "The First Step"

others "Dark Prince Rise"
Zevlagh "Iberia Incognita"
Makaras Pen "Promises"
Tom Sullivan's Ire "Eternally Plagued"
Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive "The Hydra"

December's Shadow "Dark Mind"
Oxymor "Mourir Hier"

September 6 - The Invisible Man
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; They wrapped Just Joe up in what they called invisibility wrap, actually store bought plastic wrap, and sent him out with Dave and James. If fewer than five people saw him, he would get a prize. They also gave out free Dave and Joe Show DVD's to anyone who wanted them. More than five people saw Just Joe, so he didn't get a prize, and he lost one of his Get Out Of Jail Free Cards, leaving him now with only one. Just Joe's Corner returned, with new theme music, and a new format. Anyone could try to ask Just Joe a question that would stump him, and they had two minutes to do so, until his theme music ran out, if they couldn't stump him, they got hugged by him. Several people played. Dave got hugged by Just Joe, which was great with him, as he likes Just Joe. James also got hugged, which was not great with him at all. Due to the results of a Russian Roulette set, Just Joe did not win back another Get Out Of Jail Free Card, and had to instead eat the hand puppet...

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The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Children "Advanced Mind Control"
Winds of Plague "Approach the Podium"

Sonata Arctica "The Last Amazing Grays"
Slayer "Hate Worldwide"
Tom Sullivan's Ire "Eternally Plagued"
Combichrist "This is My Life" (R)

Black Anvil "And You Thought You Knew Pain!"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Birdfucker"
LAW "Of Monkey and Man'
Rammstein "Kuss Mich (Fellfrosch)"
Makaras Pen "Promises"

Break of Reality "Parabolic Cosmos - Live"
Ace Frehley "Gengis Khan"
Hardcore Superstar "Remove My Brain"
Eluveitie "Carnutian Forest / Dessumiis Luge"
Threat Signal "The Beginning of the End"

Tomorrow's Outlook "Doubt"
Megadeth "1,320"
Municipal Waste "Horny for Blood"
Ana Kefr "Defiant We Stand"
Zevlagh "Nieva"
The Accused "Scotty Came Back"

Disease Within "Modern Diversity"
Lethian Dreams "Under Her Wings (Mournful Whispers)"
Mpiredwn "Angel"
Sacrum "Ashes to Ashes"
Finger Painted Death "Skull of Webs"

Choose "13"
Psyche Corporation "Lee Lee the Wondergirl"
A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis"
12 oz Muzzle "Too Pretty for Prison"

The Rods "Too Hot to Stop"
Divinity Destroyed "Prism"
The Great Luke Ski "Marvel Poppins"
Violence on Silence "Death Sentence"
SnowW.Wwhite "Lullabye"

Lullabye Arkestra "The Icy Hand that Guides Us"
Code 6 "Idema"
Eyes on Infinity "Frail'ty"

SPK - Slogun
Negativland - Car Bomb
Throbbing Gristle - Slug Bait
Helios Creed - Alien Lady
Skinny Puppy - Hexonxonx
99¢ Special - O.K. Aren't Wee?
Alien Sex Fiend - Ignore The Machine

NOFX "Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)"
The Gathering "No One Spoke"
Three Inches of Blood "Rock in Hell"
Porcupine Tree "Circle of Manias"
Skinlab "Scream at the World"

The Great Luke Ski "My Parents Bought Me Intellivision"
Dethklok "Bloodlines"
LAW "Brick"
The Horde "Battle Cry"
Dream Theater "Wither (Piano Version)"

Caliban "Love Song"
Municiple Waste "Divine Blasphemer"
Crossbreed " The Calling"
Rob Zombie "Living Dead Girl" (R)
December's Shadow "Harboring the Fugitive"

Circle Jerks "Don't Care"
Warrant "Dead, Jail, or Rock and Roll"

Compulsion "Why Do We Care?"
Alice Cooper "Lost in America"
Reel Big Fish "Kiss Me Deadly"

Brighton Rock "Young, Wild, and Free"
Sacrifice "Hiroshima"
Bury Your Dead "Dead End Lovesong"
Mantic Ritual "One by One"
Dufus "Farting without Fear"

The Agonist "Swan Lake (a cappella) / When the Bough Breaks"

August 30 - Tributes...
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; There were two Just Joe's. *shudder* Just Joe was going to send himself back in time to before he got sacrificed to Satan by the band Others, so he could prevent that from happening. Using his Time Travel box technology, he had come back to the present from the future. Then he was going to go back to the past, thus explaining how he had been killed when not there. His other self didn't want to get in the box. The two Just Joe's fought. The recaps of Just Joe being sacrificed to Satan (which you can see for yourself by going to www.thelastexit.org are still there to be viewed, as well as my description of it), so it did happen. As for which Just Joe went back, who knows. I get a headache trying to wrap my brain around that whole time travel conundrum thing, you know, if you send yourself back in time to undo something, then how could you have sent yourself back, or, whatever, you know what I mean, like I said, it gives me a headache trying to figure it out. Regardless, the remaining Joe refused to get in the box that he apparently already did to go back to the beginning of the show, so something has to be out of whack. There was a re-enactment of an event from 10 years ago, where The Almighty Monkey impregnates, and swallows, Handy The Hand Puppet Of Doom, with James (who is Dark Syde, though Dave/and/or Super Dave will never figure that out) as Handy, and Just Joe as The Monkey, as he is a little monkey. However, when Just Joe started licking James, and, according to James, biting him, James bashed Just Joe over the head repeatedly with a pie sheet. Funny, I don't remember that from the original event. Ah well. When Russian Roulette was played, Just Joe had a chance to win another Get Out Of Jail Free Card, which would make three for him, or, if a bullet played, Azkath had a puzzle box for him to open. Bullet. Azkath told Just Joe the puzzle box contained the universe. That was a lie, evil demons have a tendency to lie, and Just Joe's, being really dumb, have a tendency to believe them. When Just Joe finally got the box open, with a little help from Azkath, since, as I just mentioned, Just Joe is stupid, and therefore can't open a puzzle box, it did kinda contain a universe... A universe of spiders, which ran all over Just Joe, and The Hand Puppet, which Just Joe had refused to take off, saying he has taken custody of The Puppet. Just Joe, with The Puppet still on, and covered in spiders, ran off screaming like a little girl...

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Megadeth "Dialectic Chaos / This Day We Fight!"
LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"
Winds of Plague "Soldiers of Doomsday"

Municipal Waste "The Wrath of the Severed Head"
The Accused "Fuck Sorry"
NOFX "Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)"
Darzamat "Gloria Inferni"
Violence on Silence "The Silence Burns"

The Great Luke Ski "My Parents Bought Me an Intellivision"
Ana Kefr "Chapter I / The Day that Guilt Turned White"
Lullabye Arkestra "Fog Machine"

Eyes on Infinity "Faith / Used"
Rabbit Junk "Transmission 1 / Here is Mr. Sholensk"
Tomorrow's Outlook "Doubt"
13 Cent Kill "Terra Incognita"
Blunt Force Trauma "Revolution"

Swashbuckle "Splash -n- Thrash"
Final Nation "Holy Reaper"
Early Man "Beware the Circling Fan"
The Agonist "Swan Lake (a cappella) / The Sentient"

Exodus "Bonded by Blood" (R)

12 oz Muzzle "Gravity"
Choose "9"
Psyche Corporation "People Say (The End of the world)"
A'Rebours "Dust"

Celtic Frost "Morbid Tales" (R)
Oh, Sleeper "World Without a Sun"
Eluveitie "A Girl's Oath / The Arcane Dominion" (R)
Drivin "Doom Hammer"

Municiple Waste "Mech-Cannibal"
Animosity "Eternal Hatred"
Slayer "Hate Worldwide"
Carla Ulbrich "The Force is the Force"
Augury "Faith Puppeteers"
Sacrifice "Tetragrammaton"

Ten Man Push "Idiot"
Bipola Victrola "Welcome to My Cut and Paste World"
GWAR "Eat Steel" (R)
Slayer "Dead Skin Mask" (R)
At War "Rapechase"

LAW "Stream of consciousness Rock"
Deflagration "Color and Ash"
Left Setter "Good Mourning America"
Winds of Plague "The Great Stone War"
August Burns Red "White Washed"
Megadeth "Endgame"

Cauldron "Bound by the Stake"
Man Must Die "How the Mighty Have Fallen"
The Accused "Seriously Dead"
Lugosi's Morphine "Narcoleptic Necrophiliac"

Soundstill "The First Step"
Anonymous Horses "A Touch of Paradise"
Angels Beneath Me "Corey Mathews is Dead / untitled / This Art is Suicide"

Choose "42"
Psyche Corporation "Wonderland"
12 oz Muzzle "Comedy of Errors"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"

Possessed "Death Metal"
Ramallah "Sleep"
The Vision Bleak "Part I: The Shining Trapezohedron"
Danzig "Mother ('93 Remix)"
Hexx "Watery Graves"

Eyes on Infinity "Frail'ty"
Samsas Traum "Ode an Epipanie"
Savatage "This Isn't What We Meant" (R)
Current 93 "She is Dead and All Fall Down / Black Sun Bloody Moon"
Saint Chaos "Don't Wanna Be Alone"

LAW "Brick"
Corrosion of Conformity "Positive Outlook"
Municipal Waste "Divine Blasphemer"
Vengeance "White Throne"
Cryptic Carnage "Where the Clouds"

Megadeth "How the Story Ends"

August 23 - Patterns...
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The first couple hours of the night had a theme. If you could figure out the theme, you won as your prize the, um, Prize(?), of having Just Joe give you a virtual hug over the phone. Dave guessed the theme from the chat room. It was that the first two hours was band names in alphabetical order. Apparently J bands and U bands are hard to come by, and Azkath apparently thinks the word December begins with a H because he put a band who's name begins with the word December in with the H bands, so that could have screwed up people figuring out the pattern (Actually, he mistook the album title, Hands of Fate, as the band name). Due to the results of TTTP/RR, Just Joe got another Get Out Of Jail Free Card, or Get Out Of Free Jail Card, depending on how you want to call it, which means he now has two of them, whatever you want to call them. Gorgar's Glamorama occurred, slightly earlier than usual, and his pick for us this week was the band Crash The System, with "All Because Of You"... Gorgar also informed us that since his last visit, he managed to break two of his toes.

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Others "Dark Prince Rise"

The Agonist "The Tempest (The Siren's Song: The Banshee's Cry)"
Burnt by the Sun "A Party to the Unsound Method"
Clutch "The Amazing Kreskin"
Death by Stereo "Who Should Die? You Should Die"
Eagle Twin "And It Came to Pass that Birds Rain Down as Black Snakes"

Free Spirit "Until the Night"
Glittertind "Glittertind"
December's Shadow "The Martyr"
Isis "Hall of the Dead"
Juggernaut "Slow Death"

Kix "Midnight Dynamite"
Lullabye Arkestra "This is a Storm"
Middle Finger Mob "Sometimes"
Napalm Death "Time Waits for No Slave"
Obituary "Blood to Give"

Pink Steel "Hanson & Udo / Sausage Party"
Q5 "Steel the Light"
Rheinchaos "I Bring the Shadows"
Suicide Silence "...And Then She Bled"
Tyr "By the Light of the Northern Star"

UnExpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
VoiVod "God Phones"
We Were Gentlemen "Annihiative"
Xamavar "Blind Still Trill"
Your Demise "The Clocks Aren't Ticking Backwards"
Zno White "War Machine"

Zombie Apocalypse "The Dead in the Queue / Welcome to the Jungle"
Lugosi's Morphine "Dig, Dig, Dig"
Angels Beneath Me - Track 1
Ana Kefr "Branded by Black Water"

Soundstill "The First Step"
The Zero Exact "Desperation of the Blind"
Eyes on Infinity "Three Marys"
Break of Reality "Mandatory Suicide - Live"
Anonymous Horses "Swell Naughtical Blunder"

LAW "Brain Probing Relativism"
Violence on Silence "Forsake Yourself"
Lullabye Arkestra "Floating Graveyard"
Municipal Waste "Divine Blasphemer"
The Accused "Avenue of the Dead"

The Great Luke Ski "God Bless Stephen Colbert"
The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Winds of Plague "Forged in Fire"
Awaken Demons "World Collapses"
Never Got Caught "Allison"

Vio-Lence "Phobophobia"
Tomahawk "Crow Dance"
Bloodbath "Furnace Funeral"
Mortal Sin "Into the Fire"
Savatage "This isn't What We Meant"

Worm Quartet "I Bit William Shatner"
Vitriola "Bedbugs"
Current 93 "Moonlight, or Other Stars, or Other Fields"
Minor Threat "Guilty of Being White"
Killing Joke "The Wait"
Man Must Die "Hide the Knives"

Crash the System "All Because of You"

Soundstill "Take It or Leave It"
Chuck Mosely and VUA "Pile Driver"
Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive "The Hydra"
Tomorrow's Outlook "Doubt"
Amarna Reign "The Fight (Isn't Over)"
Bad News Bros "Maximator"

LAW "Stream of Consciousness Rock"
It Dies Today "Reckless Abandon"
Choose "16"
Faith and the Muse "The Silver Circle"
Cauldron "Chained Up in Chains"

Free Spirit "Moonlight Ride"
The Syncope Threshold "Definitive Behavior"

Angels Beneath Me - Tracks 2 & 3

August 16 - Others...
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band Others was there. They would be performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be on the upcoming Friday. Music from their new CD was played, and they performed 3 songs live and acoustic. Then some hooded people dragged Just Joe outside. Marquis explained that it was time for Just Joe to be sacrificed to Satan, and that, this was also how Others's new epic song was going to be delivered... Apparently a pure, virginal vessel was needed to deliver it, and, hard as it is to believe, and as unlikely as it sounds, Just Joe was that vessel, hey, I guess Satan thinks so, and, who can argue with him? Just Joe was sacrificed on a tree, there was a lot of blood and internal organs. The CD with Others's new epic song on it was extracted, covered in blood, from inside Just Joe, and, despite the fact that it was covered in and dripping blood, was played. It was cool, as was all of Others's songs this night. www.othersgothichorror.com is Others's website. The band ate Just Joe, and gave his heart to Victoria, for a birthday present, as it was her birthday this day, a very Happy Birthday to Victoria! After the band had left, Just Joe showed up very much alive and well, and with no memories of what had just happened to him, and he wouldn't believe them when they tried to tell him. Due to the results of TTTP/RR (there are now around ten thousand songs on the computer), Just Joe got to cane the crap out of EVD. Then Azkath caned EVD some more, a lot more, and then caned Just Joe as well.

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The Water's Deep Here "Super Bia"

LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"
Nocturne "Alibi"
Shadows Fall "December"
The Agonist "Monochromatic Stains"
Ana Kefr "Defiant We Stand"

Others "Eternity"
Memphis May Fire "Destiny for the Willing"
chuck Mosely and VUA "The Enabler"
Violence on Silence "The Silence Burns"
Slayer "Hate Worldwide"

Others "Julie Ann - Live in Studio"

Angels Beneath Me - Tracks 1-3
Psychostick "#1 Radio Single"
Divinity Destroyed "Even Heroes Fall"

Murder Squad T.O. "No Friends for Corpses"
Drivin "Earthbound"
Man Must Die "This Day is Black"
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead - New"
Soundstill "Take It or Leave It"
Devil Driver "Pray for Villians"
Burnt by the Sun "There Will Be Blood"
The Syncope Threshold "Alone in the Addict"

Others "Dark Prince Rise"

Winds of Plague "Soldiers of Doomsday"
The Accused "Die Violently"
Municipal Waste "Shredded Offering"
Eyes on Infinity "Kwiksand and Koolade"
Lita "Scream 4 Me"

LAW "Brick"
December's Shadow "Dark Mind"
Caliban "End This Sickness"
August Burns Red "Marianas Trench"
Code 6 "Casket IV II"

Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Creepy Internet Guy"
Free Spirit "Far Away from Heaven"
Tripping Horse "Why"
Ana Kefr "Takeover'
Red Right Hand "The End"

Enforcer "Black Angel"
Thorns of the Carrion "The Tragedy of Melpomene"
System of a Down "Chop Suey!"
Death "Beyond the Unholy Grave"
User Ne "...and Ape Ar"

Norther "Youth Gone Wild"
vader "Crucified Ones - Live"
Delta of Venus "Find You"

Lilitu "Fragments of My Reflection"
The Agonist "Memento Mori"
Sacrifice "Ruins of the Old"
Erotic "Ribbons of Mercy"
Manes "My Journal of the Plague Years"

Mortar "Bullets are Cheaper"
Whiplash "The Burning of Atlanta - Demo Version"
The Plankboys "Better Off Dead"
The Witching "Rock and Roll"
Crimson Glory "The Edge of Forever"
Maudlin of the Well "Pondering a Wall"

Faith and the Muse "In Dreams of Mine"
Eyes of Fire "Anyone"
Thergothon "The Unknown Kaddath in the Cold"
NoMeansNo "Forward to Death"
Not Fragile "High into Heaven"
Believer "Like a Song"
Baldbox "Shoebox's Storytime - Thoughtfulness"
Zakas "God's Black Space"

Black Task "Sex and Destruction"
Bad Religion "Better Off Dead"
Lush "Undertow / Papisan / When I Die"

August 9 - Disease Within and Dave Wins a Belt
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe was at home, recuperating from last week, and resting up, preparing to be sacrificed to Satan by Mark, from the band Others, next week. Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there for the first talk break to promote an upcoming event his band will be performing at. www.myspace.com/Thirteensouth is their website. Dave arrived with a friend. His friend presented him with a present. A hardcore championship belt. Dave didn't know why he had a hardcore championship belt, but was happy to accept it anyways. However, he only had it for a couple minutes, then a masked man with a bat showed up, literally out of nowhere, and beat Dave Down, and took his belt. Dave cried. Azkath brought out Super Dave by beating on Dave. Super Dave fought with the masked man, whom we finally found out has a name, it's Dark Syde. Super Dave and Dark Syde fought with a bat and cane. Super Dave won, and retrieved his belt. Azkath brought Dave back, by telling him there was candy. He told Dave to take his belt outside, that it would be safe from anyone taking it away from him there. Dave took the belt outside, and came back without it again, and hysterical. He had encountered "it" again, that which is almost ready to be revealed to the world. He was once again inconsolable, crying like a baby, and refused to talk about what had happened to his belt. I'm guessing "it" now has it. The band Disease Within, from Maryland, stopped by. It was their first time on. They were interviewed, and several tracks from their CD were played. They are cool and rock. www.diseasewithin.com and www.myspace.com/diseasewithin are their websites. They also had the dubious honor of being hugged by a shirtless Dave. Gorgar's Glamorama occurred, a double shot of Gorgar's Glamorama, actually, as Gorgar hadn't been there in a long while. his first pick was Crucify Barbara's "Killer On His Knees", and his second pick was, Ice Water Mansions's "The Swing". And, an amazing thing occurred... EVD actually supplied useful information several times this night. He was still pretty much as annoying as usual, but, still he was helpful a few times, truly astounding!


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Eyes on Infinity "Faith / Used"
Tripping Horse "Frightened Out of Heaven"
Drivin "Biblical Scapegoat"
Memphis May Fire "Ghost in the Mirror"

Thirteen South "Behold - Live"
Merauder "Built on Blood"
The Agonist "...And Their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep"
Children "Time is the Living"

Murder Squad TO "Impending Darkness"
Red Right Hand "Plotting Your Death"
Nocturne "Alibi"
Ana Kefr "Defiant We Stand"

Howl "And The Gnawing..."
Man Must Die "It Comes in Threes"
Rammstein "Amerika" (R)
The Accused "Stomped to Death"
Merendine Atomiche "Burnt"

Melenchesh "Deluge of Delusional Dreams"
Mezarkabul "For the One Unchanging"
Midnight "Screams of Blasphemy"
Mithras "Into Black Holes of Oblivion"
Samsas Traum "Mein Grober Scharlatan"

Disease within "Hollow"

Disease Within "Abuse"
Soundstill "The First Step"
Castle Bravo "Banana Man"

Disease Within "Call to War"
Devo Spice featuring The Great Luke Ski "Platform Wars"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
Dysrhythmia "Reactionary"

Disease Within "Modern Diversity"
Nailbomb "Police Truck" (R)
Napalm Death "On the Brink of Extinction"
Break of Reality "BYOB - Live"

Disease Within "Deception of the Masses"
Eyes on Infinity "Faith in Chaos"
Overkill "Drunken Wisdom"
Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Suicide"

Middle Finger Mob "So Done with You"
Otep "Smash the Control Machine"
Pandora's Lunch Box "John Henry has a Hammer and the White Man is a Mountain"
The Majestic Twelve "Thank God Everything on TV is a Lie"
Paradise Lost "The Painless"

Iron Age "A Younger Earth"
Behemoth "Ov Fire and The Void"
Quell "Requiem for Purity"
Pusifer "Cuntry Boner (Disco Viagra Mix)
Corrosion of Conformity "Mad World"
Cauldron "Conjure the Mass"

Others "Lycanthrope Pharoah"
Try/Fail/Repeat "My Pet"
Sodom "Ausgebombt"
Worm Quartet "Recusively Anatomically Correct / Call Me Jeneifer and Steal My Stapler"
Warrel Dane "Lucretia My Reflection"

White Skull "Mothman Prophecies"
Walls of Jericho "Another Anthem for the Hopeless / No Saving Me"
The Coup De Grace "Grave World"
Old Dead Tree "Joy and Happiness"

Crucified Barbara "Killer on His Knees"
Ice Water Mansion "The Swing"
Therapy? "Stop It You're Killing Me"
The Scarlet Ending "Such a Shame"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
Tripping Horse "Warchild"

The Nefilim "Chaocracy"
Eyes on Infinity "Frail'ty / Faith in Chaos - Acoustic"

August 2 - Preparing Just Joe
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; They told Just Joe that they were going to do some things to him, in phases, and, to trust them, it was all for his own good, to prepare him. Prepare him for what, they would not say. First phase, they made him drink a whole lot of water, then EVD punched him in the stomach as hard as he could. They told Just Joe, if he puked the water up, he'd have to drink as much water again. Just Joe puked, so they made him drink a whole bunch more water, and EVD punched him in the gut as hard as he could. Just Joe was curled up in a fetal position, but did somehow manage to keep the water down this time. Second phase, Azkath broke a tray over Just Joe's head, bashing him repeatedly with it. Just Joe was temporarily rendered unconscious, but recovered. Phase 3 was supposed to be that Azkath would now bash 3 trays together over Just Joe's head, and this time, the tray in the stack that would be making the contact with his head had thumb tacks glued to it. Just Joe somehow miraculously remembered something... He remembered that he had a Get Out Of Jail Free Card he could use, and he opted to use it now, even though they warned him that the phases would only continue to get harder, he still opted to use his Card for this phase. Next they made him put the thumb tacks in his mouth, then told him to run over to The P&C that way, and, if he spit any of them out, the whole process would have to be repeated. He survived that, but did swallow at least one tack. Next, Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet, he would have to eat the tacks. If no bullet, he got another Get Out Of Jail Free Card. If an EVD song, EVD would have to eat one tack, which was considered punishment enough, seeing as how it had come from Just Joe's mouth. No bullet, which meant, pardon the pun, that Just Joe could dodge another bullet. Next Azkath stabbed Just Joe in the stomach with a sharp medeival taser. Azkath also stuck a fish hook in each side of Just Joe's mouth. All night long, they kept insisting that this was all for Just Joe's own good, and that they would tell him why at the end of the night... Which they did... The reason they had done all these things to Just Joe was to toughen him up... Because, in two weeks, the band Others would be on, and Mark of that band has done many brutal things to Just Joe in the past, and has vowed that this time they are going to sacrifice him to Satan. So all this had been done to toughen Just Joe up so that, hopefully, he can survive that. Just Joe was told that, next week, he was to stay home, drink lots of milk, and rest up for the sacrifice in two weeks... Just Joe ran out crying...

 

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Overkill "Elimination / I Hate"
Ana Kefr "Branded by Black Water"
Drivin "Black Epitaph"

Break of Reality "BYOB - Live"
Soundstill "The First Step"
Savatage "Strange Wings - Live"
Madder Mortem "Riddle Wants to Be"

Free Spirit "Shadow of a Man"
The Agonist "Waiting out the Winter"
Sister Sin "Death Will Greet Us'
Bang Tango "Someone Like You"
Faster Pussycat "Where There's a Whip, There's a Way"

Anonymous Horses "A Touch of Paradise"
The Consortium of Genius "Mallet of Metal"
Danger Invites Rescue "Gotham"
Current 93 "Black Ships Ate the Sky"
Ataraxia "Filava Melis"

Thirteen South "When You Think - Live"
Divinity Destroyed "Even Heroes Fail"
Eyes on Infinity "Faith in Chaos - Part II"
Balbox "USF'nA (Geographically Correct Version) featuring Possible Oscar"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"

Others "Lycanthrope Pharaoh"
Murder Squad TO "Where Angels Fear"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Angels Beneath Me "A New Dream"

Ethereal Collapse "The Eyes of Solace"
This City Needs a Hero "Weak Will"
Dufus "Stuck in a Room"
Napalm Death "Passive Tense"
Red Right Hand "Stacker"
Slayer "Hate Worldwide"

Kylesa "Said and Done" (R)
Bullet for My Valentine "All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)" (R)
Rammstein "Mein Teil" (R)
Meridine Atomiche "Helmet"
Middle Finger Mob "Sometimes"

Assjack "Cutthroat"
He is Legend "Party Time!!!"
We Were Gentlemen "Illusions"
The Scarlet Ending "So Different"
Unanimated "Enemy of the Sun"

Gorilla Biscuits "Degradation"
Riot "Runaway"
Paradise Lost "One Second"
Chainsaw "Blood Rage"
Graveworm "Drowned in Fear"

Devo Spice featuring the Great Luke Ski "Platform Wars"
Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
Memphis May Fire "Ghost in the Mirror"
Suicide Silence "Something Invisible"
Overkill "The Years of Decay"

Hull "Born from Flesh and Stone: VIII: Architect"
Dysrhythmia "Iron Cathedral"

Corrosion of Conformity "Kiss of Death"
Merauder "Ratcatcher"
Firewater "Psychopharmacology"
Hardcore Superstar "Dreaming in a Casket"
Helloween "starlight"
Heathen "Save the Skull"

The Syncope Threshold "Definitive Behavior"
IWrestledaBearOnce "White Water in the Morning"
Full Scale Riot "Guilty by Association"
Tomorrow's Outlook "Doubt"
7 Seconds "We're Gonna Fight"
MDC "If I Had a Face"
Minor Threat "Small Man, Big Mouth"
Ludichrist "Most People are Dicks"
Lullacry "Without the Dreamer"

Num Skull "The End is Near / Ritually Abused"
Negative Approach "Nothing"
NOFX "Bottles to the Ground"
The Plankboys "Drinking Song from the Tomb"
Nocturne "Dead Man"
Omen "Escape to Nowhere"

Overkill "Evil Never Dies"

July 26 - New Animal vs Dave
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band New Animal was there. They would be performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be on the upcoming Friday night. They were interviewed, and tracks from their CD were played. They rock. Because Dave gets waaaay too excited around New Animal, when he arrived, they duct taped him to a chair, he was covered in duct tape, and his mouth was taped shut. there was a lot of brawling and disturbing molesting going on involving New Animal, Dave, and Just Joe, during which Dave got free. When New Animal departed, they were running away, with Dave in hot pursuit. For Russian Roulette, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to lick a giant slug. If no bullet, he got a Get Out Of Jail Free card, which he could use the next time something horrible was about to befall him. No bullet. So now Just Joe has a way to get out of the next horrible thing that is bound to happen to him sooner or later, and most likely sooner, here, if, that is, he will remember that when the time comes, which is highly unlikely, as he never remembers anything. And this LE fell on Take Your Pants For A Walk Day. So a very happy Take Your Pants For A Walk Day to you all! I hope you all got out there and took your pants for a walk!

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Sun O))) "Big Church"
Napalm Death "Diktat"
Trail of Tears "Bloodstained Endurance"
Break of Reality "Parabolic Cosmos"

New Animal "Give It"
Psyche Corporation "The Crime"
Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind / Threshold"
Lamb of God "In Your Words" (R)
King Diamond "No Presents for Christmas" (R)

New Animal "Everything"
Castle Bravo "T.M.I."
Ana Kefr "The Giant Who Had No Heart in His Body"
Dysrhythmia "Room of Vertigo"
1349 "Uncreation"
Tomorrow's Outlook "Liquid Scream"

New Animal "Hope"
Drivin "Bibilical Scapegoat"
Goes Cube "Restore"
Divine Heresy "The End Begins"
Soundstill "Take It or Leave It"

New Animal "Hollow"
13 Cent Kill "Cold December"
Eyes on Infinity "Used"
Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive "Betterside"
Sacrifice "The Ones I Condemn"

The Scarlet Ending "Such a Shame"
Cynic "The Space for This" (R)
Athiest "On They Slay"
Heretic "Impulse"
Helloween "How Many Tears"

Devo Spice "Platform Wars"

The Great Luke Ski "The Chainsaw Juggler"
Manowar "All Men Play on Ten" (R)
Beatallica "And I'm Evil?"
Psyche Corporation "Wonderland"
The Kovenant "Star by Star"

Cerebral Fix "Sphereborn"
Human Drama "The Ways and Wounds (Of My World)"
Paradise Lost "One Second"
Divine Empire "Draped in Black"
EZO "Here It Comes"

Anti-Nowhere League "How Does It Feel?"
Wilside "Lad in Sin"
Janvs "Saphire"
Red Right Hand "All About Me"
Try.Fail.Repeat "Pushover"

Break of Reality "Circles"
Suicide City "Spanish Fly"
Silent Scream "Gogmagog"
Angerpath "The Darkest Moment"
Free Spirit "Pale Sister of Light"

The Consortium of Genius "The Mallet of Metal"
Lillian Axe "Hiberate"
The Agonist "When the Bough Breaks / Rise and Fall"
Napalm Death "De-evolution Ad Nauseum"

He is Legend "Don't Touch that Dial"
The Gathering "When Trust Becomes Sound"
Blunt Force Trauma "Retalitory Strike"
Born of Osirus "The Accountable"
Overkill "Elimination"

Obsession "Intro / Scarred for Life"
Others "Downward Angel"
Merendine Atomiche "Captain Venice"
Anaal Nathrakh "I Am the Wrath of Gods and the Desolation of the Earth"
Memphis May Fire "A Giants in a Giant's World"

Sacred Oath "A Crystal Vision"
Psyche Corporation "Mopheus V2.1"

July 19 - Mike from Try.Fail.Repeat
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; A koala bear, I Mean, Mike, from the band Try Fail Repeat, was there. He was interviewed, and most of the tracks from his band's new EP were played. The band rocks. www.tryfailrepeat.com and, www.myspace.com/tryfailrepeatband are their websites. Mike was the second participant in the new segment, Just Joe's Corner, where the guest in Just Joe's Corner gets to ask Just Joe questions until Just Joe can't answer one. Last week it had only taken Genevieve, from the band Psyche Corporation, like one question to succeed, but she asks really deep questions. It took Mike a little longer. Gorgar's Glamorama occurred. Gorgar's pick this time was Bang Toy 69's "Monkey Shine". And we were all informed that "it" was almost ready. And, if you don't know what that means, trust me, you will soon. For TTTP/RR, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to tell EVD what he means to him, and, if no bullet, EVD would have to tell Just Joe what he means to him... Bullet. Just Joe told EVD that he hates him, that he is always mean to him, hits him with all manner of different things, is always throwing him down stairs, and is always saying things that don't make any sense. To summarize, once again, he hates him, and is sorry he ever brought him here. It was SOO MOVING!!!! In fact, it was so moving, *sniffle sniffle* that I am overcome with emotion, and just can't write any more...

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Dirty Looks "It's Not the Way You Rock"
Halford "Light Comes Out of Black - Live"
Sacred Oath "Message to the Children"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"

IWrestledABearOnce "I'm Cold and There are Wolves After Me"
Tyr "Into the Storm"
Exodus "The Toxic Waltz"
Psyche Corporation "Medicine Man"

Try.Fail.Repeat "Earth and Sea"
Lamb of God "Redneck" (R)
Ana Kefr "Avenue of the Queen"
Dufus "Farting Without Fear'

Try.Fail.Repeat "The Fall"
castle Bravo "Banana Man"
Break of Reality "Mandatory Suicide - Live"
New Animal "Hollow"

Try.Fail.Repeat "My Pet"
Soundstill "The First Step"
Eyes on Infinity "Faith in Chaos - Part II"
Anaka "It's All the Same"

Try.Fail.Repeat "Graveyard Shift"
Clutch "Minotaur"
Choose "3 / 13"
Check Engine "Nothing"

Circle Jerks "Patty's Killing Mel"
Crisis "Different Ways of Decay"
Havayoth "The Watcher"
The 69 Eyes "Framed in Blood" (R)
Reign Supreme "In Abstentia"

Crimson Glory "Starchamber"
Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead (New Version - Live)"
Attack Ships on Fire "Punches are Free"
Blunt Force Trauma "Hatred for the State"

The Accused "War=Death '88 (and Beyond)"
Alice Cooper "The Black Widow"
Raggedy Aneurysm "Hold Me"
Ministry "Thieves (12" Remix)"
Testament "Nobody's Fault"

We Were Gentlemen "Night Terrors"
The Endless "Illusion's Chokehold"
Free Spirit "Radiant Light"
9mm Solution "Within a Minute"
Voivod "Pyramidome"
Holy Water "Crocodile Rock"

Bigelf "The Evils of Rock & Roll"
Red Right Hand "Plotting Your Death"
The Syncope Threshold "My Dear Inertia"
Dysrhythmia "Festival of Popular Delusions"
Delain "Invidia"

Alestorm "Pirate Song"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
Amphionelle "Espero"
TreeTrunkosaurusRex "Go Back To Your Trailer And Practice Your Tamborine"

Murder Squad T.O. "No Friends for Corpses"
Others "Till the Morning Comes"
Trail of Tears "The Desperation Corridors"
The Waters Deep Here "Super Bia"

The Agonist "Swan Lake (a cappella) / The Sentient"
Lillian Axe "Megaslowfade"
Children "Power Spirit"
Black Label Society "Suicide Messiah" (R)

Havok "Path to Nowhere"
Eluveitie "Dessumiis Luge"
Glittertind "Longships and Mead"

Ana Kefr "The Orchid"

July 12 - Genevieve of Psyche Corporation
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Genevieve, she of Psyche Corporation was there, as was the band Thirteen South, Exit, and Bob the Almighty God Of Everything. Psyche Corporation would be performing later that very day, that Sunday, at the The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show. As 2 members of Thirteen South had just celebrated birthdays, they got humped by Just Joe and Dave. There was a whole lot of man love going on there. Just Joe and Dave also got duct taped to Thirteen South. As promised last week, this week was the debut of Just Joe's Corner. Genevieve was in Just Joe's Corner, and she asked Just Joe some of her deep, thought provoking questions. There was a re enactment of a scene from 15 years ago on LE, when The Almighty Monkey's Corner got taken over by Cousin Mel, and they feuded... Just Joe played The Almighty Monkey's part (as he is a little monkey), and Dave was Cousin Mel. So Just Joe was supposed to lick Dave. Although the idea was that he would only pretend to lick Dave, as this was a re enactment, but Just Joe really licked Dave. Then Dave attacked Just Joe with a cheese grater, as Cousin Mel had done, and Just Joe attacked Dave with a barbed wire baseball bat, as The Almighty Monkey had done. But at the last moment, Dave became Super Dave and blocked the Bat. A masked man appeared out of nowhere, and helped Dave. They beat down Just Joe. Dave got the barbed wire bat, and and then went back to being Dave, wondering why he was shirtless. But no one could figure out where the masked man had come from, or who he was, he vanished after helping Dave, and Dave didn't even remember that there had been any masked man. The sight of Dave shirtless put Genevieve to sleep, or quite possibly more likely rendered her unconscious... Dave left, apparently ashamed of his nipples.

Listen to the Show

The Agonist "Business Suits and Combat Boots"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
Prodigal Earth "Broken World"
Faithful Breath "King of the Rock"
Casketgarden "Unwinged"

Psyche Corporation "Wunderland"
Cauldron "Chains Around Heaven"
Eluveitie "A Girl's Oath / The Arcane Dominion"
Animosity "Get Off My Back"
Trail of Tears "Storm at Will"
Tyr "Into the Storm"

Iron Maiden "Powerslave - Live" (R)
IWrestledABearOnce "Danger in the Manger"
Sacred Oath "Message to the Children"
Glittertind "Nordafjells"

Psyche Corporation "The Crime"
Septic Flesh "Shamanic Rite"
Sepultura "Nomad" (R)
Drivin "Black Epitaph"
Lillian Axe "The Grand Scale of Finality"
Earth Crisis "To Ashes"

Dufus "Speak in Whispers"
Dsyrhythmia "Festival of Popular Delusions"
Alestorm "Pirate Song"
Suicide Silence "Genocide"
Fledgling Death "Nice Hair for a Crack Whore"
Napalm Death "Time Waits For No Slave"

Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
Judas Priest "Dissident Aggressor - Live"
Castle Bravo "T.M.I"
Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive "Betterside"
The Endless... "Here I Wait"

Ana Kefr "The Giant Who had No Heart in His Body"
The Agonist "Swan Lake (A Cappella)"
Arsonists Get All the Girls "Violence in Fluid - Triceretops"
Sister Sin "Switchblade Serenade"
Cannibal Corpse "The Spine Splitter"
Sepultura "We've Lost You!"

Psyche Corporation "Meant to Be"
Kreator "Amok Run"
2 Foot Yard "Chapter IV"
Voivoid "Krap Radio"
Laibach "Jesus Christ Superstar"
Red Right Hand "Dead to Me"
Skinny Puppy "Inquisition"

Psyche Corporation "Medicine Man"
Switchblade Symphony "Clown"
Devil Driver "Fate Stepped In"
My Dying Bride "Bring me Victory"
The Boy Will Drown "Deep Throat / Irminusal"

Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
Black Math Horsemen "Torment of the Metals"
Arkaea "Black Ocean"
Worm Quartet "Strap on Brain"

Sex Slaves "Bloodlust"
Tom Smith and Luke Ski "Cthulhu Fthagn"
Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind"
Castle Bravo "Banana Man"
Rabbit Junk "Ghetto Blaster"

Ana Kefr "Step Back"
Dufus "Metal Horses"
Eluveitie "Dessumiis Luge"
Burst "We are Dust"

Psyche Corporation "People Say (The End of the World)"
Polyethylene "The Weather and Driving"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"

The Plankboys "Drinking Song from the Tomb"
The Sisters of Mercy "Driven Like the Snow"

July 5 - Recapping the Past
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Recaps by Fire Eater Wizard; Dave was MIA again, so Girl Number 2 was dispatched to find him, and to bring him back. He was located, in Jonah's (from the band New Animal) basement, but Girl Number2 didn't wanna go retrieve him from there. So no Dave. For TTTP/RR, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to recite The Declaration Of Independence backwards, since, apparently, we had just passed some holiday celebration called The 4th Of July, whatever that is, and, if no bullet, then Just Joe would get a french onion potato chip. No bullet. So Just Joe got his chip, which he was very happy about. We even got to hear him eat it on the air. All throughout the night, special clips and songs were played off The Best Of The Last Exit For The Lost CD's, from very early on in this incarnation of the program's history, a sort of retrospective, as we have just wrapped up it's 15 year Anniversary month. Just Joe noticed that lots of people have been given their own corners on LE, Gorgar, The Almighty Monkey, Bri Bri... And He wanted to know why he's never had a corner. After this was initially greeted with laughter, once it was determined that he had actually been serious, Azkath told him that, next week, he might have his own corner, Just Joe's Corner... So we shall hear if there will be a Just Joe's Corner, and, if so, just what that will be like...

Listen to the Show

Background: Wraith "Plaguebearer"

Dufus "Stuck in a Room"
In the Woods "(HE)art of the Ages"
Tetrafusion "Dark Matter"

Arkaea "Years in the Darkness"
Animosity "With My Death"
Napalm Death "Diktat"
Others "I Am (Angel of Decay) / Land of Shadows / At Dusk Departure"

TreeTrunkasaurusRex "If Grandma had a Penis She's Be Grandpa"
Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind"
Abdicate "Expell the Zealot"
Ana Kefr "The Orchid"

Mastodon "Ghost of Karelia" (R)
Startovarious "Forever is Today"
IWrestledaBearOnce "Pazuzu for the Win"
1349 "Horns / Maggot Fetus"
Halford "Heart of a Lion - Live"

Bent Peg "Over-the-Counter Culturist / Fun Drab"

Lillian Axe "Jesus Wept"
Machines of Grace "Psychotic"
Devil Driver "Waiting for November"
Faithful Breath "Don't Feel Hate"
Stone Soul Foundation "Christian"

Punch Drunk Monkeys "Don't Ask Me"

Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend / Part of Her Design"
The Autumn Offering "Obsidian Halo"
My Dying Bride "A Chapter in Loathing"
Serenia "The Mind Maelstrom"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"

The Great Kat "Worship Me or Die"

Castle Bravo "Banana Man"
New Animal "Everything"
Break of Reality "The Farewell"

Dufus "Anouk"
Sun O))) "Hunting and Gathering (Cydonia)"
VoiVod "Pyramidome"
Reign Supreme "In Absentia"

Sex Slaves "Long Live the Dead"
Prodigal Earth "Pro Defunctis"
Eluveitie "Within the Grove / The Caudron of Renascence"
Red Right Hand "Dead to Me"
Powervice "Behold the Hand of Glory"
Obituary "List of Dead"

Fledgling Death "Dinner Time"
Assemble Heads in Sunburst Sound "The Slumbering Ones"
The Book of Knots "Third Generation Pink Slip"
Casian Iosif Oprescu "Thought of Love"
Primal Fear "No Smoke Without Fire"

VNV Nation "Archangel"
Slayer "Postmortem"
Warlord "Child of the Damned"
Anvil of Doom "Millenium"
Black Labeled "Liquor Cannonade"

Spiral Architect "Purpose"

Sister Sin "Death will Greet Us"
Havok "Category of the Dead"
Drop Dead Gorgeous "(The) Internet Killed the Video Star"
Worm Quartet "The Laudromat of Sin"
Schoolyard Heroes "Screaming "Theater" in a Crowded Fire"

Psyche Corporation "Wunderland / People Say (The End of the World)"
Black Math Horseman "A Barren Cause"
Hsu-Nami "Rising of the Sun"
Sacred Oath "Shadow Out of Time"
Children "Power Spirit"

The Syncope Threshold "Sunflower Avenue"
The Agonist "Monochromatic Stains"
Dufus "Farting without Fear"

June 28 - Steve's Last Show
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Steve from the band Armageddon Monks was there for one last time, as he is moving back to Albany. Goodbye, Steve, we all wish you the very best! www.myspace.com/fourlegsrecords is his website. Two members of the band Thirteen South were also there, as was Bob The Almighty God Of Everything. Steve got duct taped to Dustin (from Thirteen South), Just Joe, and Dave. Steve broke a record over Dave's head one last time for old time's sake. Azkath told Just Joe to take Dave outside and duct tape him to a tree next to the thing that always makes him cry, to get revenge for Super Dave's having knocked Azkath out with a pie pan, and also duct taping him to a tree, a couple weeks back. Just Joe tried, but was unable to succeed at something two weeks in a row. he can only be successful at something once a millennium or so. Dave got away, and suddenly Super Dave was back. And he brought with him a manager, a Canadian manager, The Mouth Of The North. Azkath told Just Joe to wrestle Super Dave. They did, and Super Dave beat Just Joe badly. Next Azkath wrestled Super Dave, and Super Dave won, with some help from his manager, who threw white powder in Azkath's eyes, rendering The Demon temporarily blind. Next Azkath challenged Super Dave to a tag team match, Azkath and Just Joe versus Super Dave and his manager. In that go around Just Joe broke the manager's glasses in half, and killed him. Then it was Azkath and Just Joe against Super Dave. Azkath caned Super Dave and DDT'd him through a chair, which will now never fold again. Next it was Super Dave against his manager whom they were now calling Shaggy. Shaggy accepted that challenge, as he was pissed at Super Dave for leaving him for dead in the previous match. No one won that one. The match progressed from the hallway, to outside, and both Super Dave and Shaggy saw Just Joe's thing. Dave was back, and now both he and Shaggy were blubbering like babies. One of them had actually touched it, apparently bumping into it. They were hysterical. Just Joe was dispatched to make sure they hadn't hurt The Thing. He said The Thing was alright, but that there was a big pile next to it. Pile of what, you may ask? Well, um, never mind. Tribute to the Past would decide who got to clean up the mess... No bullet, so that task fell to Just Joe, who wasn't very happy about it.


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Raunchy "Showdown Recovery"
Cavelara Conspiracy "Terronize"
Madder Mortem "A Different Kind of Hell"
Nothing Kills the Sun "Open Fire"
TreeTrunkasaurusRex "Go Back to Your Trailer and Practice Your Tamborine"
Divinty Destroyed "Like a Prayer"

Armageddon Monks "Severed"
Ana Kefr "Branded by Black Water"
Disease Within "Call to War" (R)
Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills" (R)
Prodigal Earth "Crossroads"

Try.Fail.Repeat "Graveyard Shift"
Dufus "Farting without Fear"
Obituary "Outside My Head"
Anthrax "Anti-Social" (R)
The Agonist "Martyr Art"

Armageddon Monks "Pope Action Shotgun"
Psyche Corporation "Wunderland"
A'Rebours "The Autumn Parlor - Live"
IWrestledaBearOnce "The Cat's Pajama's"
Thirteen South "Legend - Live"

Delain "Control the Storm"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"
Eluveitie "Omnos"
Havok "The Root of Evil"
NFD "Let It Rain"

Sacred Oath "The Ferryman's Lair"
Black Anvil "On this Day Death"
Faithful Breath "Princess in Disguise"
Pathosray "Sons of the Sunless Sky"
Tom Smith and The Great Luke Ski "Cthulu Fthagn"

Psyche Corporation "Raise the Dead"
VoiVod "Destroy After Reading"
Darkest Hour "Black Sun"
Minsk "The Shore of Transcendence"

Primal Fear "Black Rain"
WASP "I Can't" (R)
Megadeth "Mechanix" (R)
Sworn Enemy "Step in the Ring"

The Boy Will Drown "Dead Girls"
Dalriada "Intro / Megdegyszer"
Ragg "So Down"
Through Sunken Eyes "Military Groupie"
Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"

Vision Divine "Violet Lonliness"
Tetrafusion "Time Lapse"
The Syncope Threshold "Definitive Behavior"
Dufus "Monkey Crusader"

Moneyshot Cosmonauts "I Feel Happy"
Motorhead "No Voices in the Sky" (R)
Licorice "Deadgirl"
Narrows "Changing Clothes"
Napalm Death "De-Evolution Ad Nauseum"

Faith No More "Faster Disco"
Stolen Babies "Tall Tales"
Overkill "The Years of Decay"
Helmet "In the Meantime"
Whiplash "Power Thrashing Death"

Machines of Grace "Just a Game"
Norther "My Antichrist"
Arcturus "Daemon Painter" (R)
Stratovarious "Winter Skies"
Drivin "Biblical Scapegoat"

Black Math Horseman "Origin of Savagery"

June 21 - Just Joe Learns to Dance
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there for a while. Later in the night, Exit showed up, bringing a CD of his old band's, 99 Cent Special's, which music from was played. It was cool. Due to Tribute to the Past results, Just Joe had to exactly duplicate a dance move, a back flip into a     split. He didn't want to, so he tried to take Girl Number 3, who had done the move, to the basement. Exit got involved to save Girl Number 3, Just Joe tried to take both of them to the basement, and wound up doing a perfect back flip into a split, right down the basement stairs... Everyone congratulated him on his stunning success, one of the few times he's succeeded at anything. Unfortunately for Just Joe, he didn't seem to be enjoying his rare success very much, seemed to be in too much pain to really appreciate it much. Ah well, great job, Just Joe! That has to be the 1st time in more than five years of writing these recaps that I've ever said that! As we are still in June, we are still in the 15 year Anniversary month of this incarnation of The Last Exit For The Lost, so, once again this week, clips from The Best Of The Last Exit For The Lost CD's, featuring co-hosts, characters, and voices from the past 15 years were played all throughout the night...

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Eluveitie "Sacrapos - At First Glance / Brictom"
1349 "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun"
Madder Mortem "The Little Things"
Norther "Frozen Angel"

Thirteen South "Behold - Live"
Napalm Death "Larceny of the Heart"
IWrestledABearOnce "White Water in the Morning"
VoiVod "Earthache"
Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind"

Dream Theater "The Shattered Fortress"
Milk Toast "Scared of the Dark"
Darkest Hour "Death Worship"

Thirteen South "Legend"
Ana Kefr "The Day that Guilt Turned White"
Break of Reality "The Farewell"
The Syncope Threshold "Sunflower Avenue"

Psyche Corporation "Wunderland"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"
Baldbox "USF'nA (Geographically Correct Version) featuring Possible Oscar"
End of a Year "Robert E. Howard"

Sacred Oath "Shadow Out of Time"
Dead IDnentities "What's Your Point of View"
Halford "Night Fall"
Drop Dead Gorgeous "Beat the Devil Out of It"

Schizopathic "Me, Myself, and I"
The Agonist "Monochromatic Stains"
Brenda's Never Been "Soul Sick"
Cauldron "Bound to the Stake"
Choose "16"
Dead Paintball League "If You Don't Paintball You're Gay / Pistols vs Everyone Else"

Eluveitie "The Arcane Dominion"

Worm Quartet "Hair on the Soap - Unclogged"
Sworn Enemy "Aftermath"
Rob Balder "RE: Your Brains"
Pathology "Age of Onset"
Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive "Betterside"

Audio Transmission 9 "Walls"
Motley Crue "Starry Eyes - Live"
Drivin "Biblical Scapegoat"
A'Rebours "Act 4 Scene 5 - Live"
Psyche Corporation "The Crime"

Prodigal Earth "Will to Live"
Asmegin "Arv"
Y&T "Black Tiger - Live"
Orphan Project "One Dark Moment (Providence)"
Bloodsoaked "Existence Denied"

Space Farm 2600 "Definition of Insanity"
Nuclear Assault "Radiation Sickness"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Dicks are for My Friends"
White Zombie "More Human than Human"
Exmortis "Breathe"

Black Math Horsemen "Tyrants"
Death by Stereo "Bread for the Dead"
Schoolyard Heroes "Cemetary Girls"
Znowhite "All Hail to Thee"

Pink Steel "Sausage Party"
Cloon "Armagedumb"
Sudden Death "Cellular Degeneration"
Dufus "Fun Wearing Underwear"
Worm Quartet "You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez"

Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
Eluveitie "Dessumiis Luge"

June 14 - Super Dave's Revenge
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; Super Dave showed up and beat down Azkath with a cookie sheet, saying Azkath had caused Fledgling Death to cheap shot him (which Azkath readily admitted to). Super Dave took over the show for a while. Azkath came to, and, shortly thereafter, suddenly Dave was there. Azkath dragged Dave outside to make him look at what Just Joe's been watering, as punishment for the beat down. However, somehow Azkath wound up duct taped to the tree. Later, Gorgar beat down Just Joe severely with the cookie sheet, finally getting his revenge on Just Joe for the horrible, brutal beating Just Joe had given him a few weeks back. The month of June marks the 15 year Anniversary of this incarnation of The Last Exit For The Lost, so, all throughout the night, clips from The Best Of The Last Exit For The Lost CD's were played featuring co-hosts, characters, and voices from the past...

Listen to the Show

Children "Nuclear Bummer"
Tardy Brothers "Bloodline"
Eluveitie "Brictom"
Leprous "Phantom Pain"
Cauldron "Conjure the Mass"
Black 29 "Silly Me"
Krype Malisque "Closer"
Ana Kefr "Branded by Black Water"
IWrestledABearOnce "See You in Shell"
Prodigal Earth "The Young Ones"
Savatage "White Witch - Live"
Loudness "Crazy Nights - Live"
Slipknot "Heretic Anthem" (R)
Halford "The One You Love to Hate"
Jonathan Coulton "Mr. Fancy Pants"
Elusive Travel "All the Things I'd Die For"
Psycho Circus "Pulsate"
TreeTrunkosaurus Rex "Another Predator and Fried Bolagna"
Acid Drinkers "The Ark"
Coalesce "The Villan We Won't Deny"
Lions Share "Napalm Nights"
Dead Paintball League "Fistfight at the Fifty"
Slayer "South of Heaven - Live" (R)
The Syncope Threshold "Alone in the Addict"
The Autumn Offering "Worn Out Wings"
Napalm Death "The Great and the Good / Nazi Punks Fuck Off"
Death Angel "Thrashers / Disturbing the Peace" (R)
Devil Driver "Fate Stepped In"
Gates of Winter "From the Flesh"
Psyche Corporation "Wunderland"
In Flames "Artifacts of the Black Rain" (R)
Cradle of Filth "Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder" (R)
Others "Land of Shadows"
Black Math Horsemen "Torment of the Metals"
Japanese Hell Beast "Rar! I'm a Dinosaur"
Worm Quartet "The Laudromat of Sin"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Beyond Mortal Dreams "Where the Unbelievers Burn"
Children of Bodom "Rebel Yell" (R)
Choose "13"
Van Canto "I Stand Alone"
HORSE the Band "The Black Hole"
Superdrive "Wake"
Bury Your Dead "The Forgotten"
Tetrafusion "Gravity"
Pennsyltrancesylvania Blood Moon Clan of the Mysterious Fog "We're All Going to Heaven"
Hydra Vein "Rather Death than False of Faith"
Gorilla Buscuits "New Direction"
Gigan "Interstellar Inversion of Consciousness"
The Fabulous Dung Beatles "Feed Kate Moss"
Lizzy Borden "Long Live Rock 'n Roll"
The Chariot "Abandon"
Hull "Wanderer"
Ektomorf "I Got It All"
Earth at Night "Bezerk"
Divinity Destroyed "Even Heroes Fall"
Bitches Brue "Kick It, Kiss It"
Pelican "Ephemeral"
Hermh "I Bring You Fear"
The Muggs "All Around You"
Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
Marah-mar "Tellurian"

June 7 - Super Dave Returns
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe got pushed into a pile of mouse traps. Then Bob The Almighty God Of Everything got pushed into the pile of mouse traps by Just Joe, because Bob claimed he could fall into a pile of mouse traps better than Just Joe had. Dave was there at the beginning of the night, then disappeared for a while. Super Dave showed up, claiming to be unbeatable, and challenging Azkath to a death match. If Azkath won, Super Dave would be done forever. If Super Dave won, he would get to host the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be on the upcoming Friday. Azkath broke a metal folding chair over Super Dave's head. The chair no longer folded, and in fact was no longer recognizable as a chair, it was now just a twisted hunk of metal. Super Dave was still standing. Azkath suddenly said he quit. Everyone was surprised, everyone but Super Dave, that is. Of course, later, after Super Dave had gone, Azkath said that he had wanted Super Dave to host the show, had thought it was a good idea, but, of course, couldn't let him know that. Super Dave left (as I mentioned), and Dave was back. Since we still didn't know why Just Joe was carrying glasses of water outside, and Dave still cries like a baby at the mention of his seeing whatever it was the week before, Azkath told them when Russian Roulette was played that, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to show Azkath whatever it was, if no bullet, he would have to show Dave again, and, if a silly, goofy song played, he would have to show EVD. Bullet. Just Joe took Azkath outside. When they returned... Azkath said what he had seen was extremely cool, he was thrilled with it. However he wouldn't tell the rest of us what it was. He said that no one would believe it if they told them, and that it would be ready in a few weeks, and we all would find out then. EVD really wanted to know, as do we all, but that's all we got. Dave insisted that whatever it was, it was wrong, and horrible. Azkath agreed that it indeed was wrong, saying that he didn't know how such a thing could even possibly be, but horrible? No! It was cool! Dave said he was going to put a stop to whatever it was, and ran out. Azkath dispatched Just Joe to stop whatever Dave had in mind to do to whatever is out there. Just Joe went. He returned without Dave, but said that Dave had been taken care of. He was told that he better not have hurt Dave too badly, as Super Dave was needed to host the The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show...

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Bleed the Sky "Knife Fight in a Phone Booth"
Cradle of Filth "Better to Reign in Hell"
The Agonist "...and Their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep"
Prodigal Earth "Once Upon a Crime"
Pennsyltrancesylvania Blood Moon Can of The Mysterious Fog "Old Dan's House (White Lighting has Cracked the Sky)"

Fledgling Death "Back Yard"
Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills" (R)
King Diamond "Welcome Home" (R)
Eluveitie "The Arcane Dominion"
New Animal "Don't"

Warblade "Invisible Cities"
Iwrestledabearonce "Black-Eyed Bush"
Last Show on Earth "For Tesla"
Stratavarious "Falling Star"
Dirty Looks "Can't Take My Eyes (Off of You)"

Schizopathic "Grain of Sanity"
Coalesce "Dead is Dead"
Dead Paintball League "Die Hard Porn Star"
Sirenia "The Lucid Door"
Others "Downward Angel"
Black Math Horseman "Origin of Savagery"

Thirteen South "Angel"
Minsk "The Shore of Transcendence"

When Eggs Collide "Shifting Practice"
Cauldron "Conjure the Mass"
Victims "Lies, Lies, Lies"
Ex Deo "Surrender the Sun"
Soilwork "Nerve" (R)
Devo Spice "Why are you Friending me on Facebook?"

Psyche Corporation "People Say (The End of the World)"
A'Rebours "Dust"
Ana Kefr "The Orchid"

Warblade "Sirens of Titan"
Fledgling Death "Rumspringa"
Thirteen South "Tired and Torn"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"

Slayer "Hell Awaits" (R)

Amy Hendrickson & The Prime Directive "The Hydra"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
The Shot "Lost in your Mind"
Mike Albert Project "Stalker"
My Dying Bride "Fall with Me"

Therapy? "Screamager / Knives"
Mercyful Fate "Egypt"
Judas Priest "You're Got Another Thing Coming"
Dropkick Murphy's Alcohol"
Carnival in Coal "Fall from Grace"

Exodus "Deranged" (R)
Arise "Reclaiming the Soul"
Graves of Valor "No Gods Left"
Daath "The Worthless"
Birds of Prey "False Prophet"

Break of Reality "Spectrum of the Sky"
The Syncope Threshold "The Conchoid of Truth... In Blood"
The Chariot "Need"

The Devin Townsend Project "Heaven Send"
9mm Solution "I Can Only Hurt"
Coliseum "Last Wave"
Pyogenesis "It's On Me"
Goes Cube "Goes Cube Song 57"
Dirtfedd "Tonight"

Pink Steel "Hanson & Udo / Converter"
The Flood "Hell Song"
Dead Paintball League "Blamo the Clown"
Anthrax "Capitalism is Cannabilism"
Necrolatry "Inimical"

Tetrafusion "Energy"
The Commander in Chief "Dropout"
Dirty Looks "It's a Bitch"

May 31 - Thirteen South Visit
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band Thirteen South was there. They were interviewed, and all the tracks from their CD were played. They're cool. www.myspace.com/thirteensouth is their website. They got duct taped to each other, and to Dave. They were hugged by Just Joe and Dave when their Hugging Music played. They were asked, and gave their answers to, a bunch of theinsanedomain.com questions. Dave still wouldn't tell how he escaped from the tree, and Just Joe still wouldn't say why he keeps taking glasses of water outside, which he was still doing, only now he was also taking bread out there. So, because we all want the answers to those questions, when a Russian Roulette Set was played, Just Joe and Dave were told that, if a bullet played, Dave would have to tell his secret, and, if no bullet, then Just Joe would have to divulge his... No bullet... Just Joe didn't want to tell. He said that instead he would take Dave outside and show him... When they returned, all Dave would do was whimper and cry like a baby, with the saddest look on his face. When asked what he had seen, he would only cry. About all that could be gotten out of him was that, whatever he had seen, it was indescribable. No more would he say, not even when he was offered a cookie if he would tell, which means, for Dave, at least, whatever it was must have been really, really, horrible! In fact Dave was so traumatized by whatever it was he had seen he said he had to go home, he wanted to sleep, no doubt to try and forget whatever it was. That probably won't work, Dave, you'll probably just have nightmares about whatever it is, if you're that upset about it. Dave left, still crying. Again this week, Just Joe kept insisting that Gorgar was there, and it was time for Gorgar's Glamorama, when, just like last week, Gorgar was not there. This weeks public service announcement was also an attempt at some myth busting... To find out if the manufacturers of plastic bags are lying to us when they say on their product "do not put over head", Just Joe put one over his head... And tied it... Tight... When asked how he felt, for a moment he seemed to be doing alright, but the more he talked, the less alright he seemed, and, after about a minute, he passed out. So I guess, for once, corporate America was actually telling the truth about something! So, kids, DON'T put plastic bags over your heads because, apparently, it really is bad for you! But don't worry about Just Joe... Azkath kindly stomped a hole in the plastic bag, thus saving Just Joe's life. What a guy, that Demon!

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Seth "Co-existant Species"
Cannibal Corpse "When Death Replaces Life"
Hemlock "Bugs"
Deathklok "Awaken"
Bleed the Sky "The Demons that Could Be"

Thirteen South "Angel"
Iwrestledabearonce "Tastes Like Kevin Bacon"

Thirteen South "Tired and Torn"
Lamb of god "Contractor" (R)
Hot Buttered Anal "Flaming Robots"

Worm Quartet "Sheep Marketing Ploy"
Devo Spice "Getting Old Sucks"

Prodigal Earth "Disaster 121"
IWrestledaBearOnce "The Cat's Pajama's"
Hammer Horde "In the Name of Winter's Wrath"

Thirteen South "When You Think"
Warblade "The Sirens of Titan"
Fledgling Death "Rumspringa"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"

The Syncope Threshold "The Day I Died (Immunization)"
Children "Subterranean Cities"
King Diamond "The Invisible Guests" (R)
Pantera "Walk" (R)
Snapcase "Caboose"

Devin Townsend Project "Disruptr"
Exilia "Far from the Dark"
Dead IDentities "What's Your Point of View?"
Schizopathic "Grain of Sanity"
GWAR "Salamanizer" (R)

Mike Albert Project "Octavia / Realms"
TreeTrunkasaurusRex "If Grandma has a Penis She'd Be Grandpa"
Drop Dead Gorgeous "Beat the Devil Out of It"
Black Math Horseman Deerslayer"
Heaven and Hell "Neverwhere"

Pelican "Geometry and Murder"
Jonathan Coulton "Mr. Fancy Pants"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
Prong "Power of the Damager (Fabrication Mix)"
Earth Crisis "Eye of Babylon"

Overkill "Fuck You!"
The Electric Amish "We are an Amish Band"
Apocrypha "Area 54"
Korpiklani "Korpiklani"
Manowar "Guyana (Cult of the Damned)"

Sodom "Nuclear Winter" (R)
Onslaught "Welcome to Dying" (R)

Autumn Hour "How Were We Supposed to Know"
Tetrafusion "Time Lapse"
Last Show on Earth "After the Grand Prix"
Goes Cube "Restore"
Emery "Inside Our Skin"
Graves of Valor "No Gods Left"

Psyche Corporation "The Crime"
Dirtfed "Trained to Kill"
The Lower Animals "In Tainted Plight"
Cauldron "The Striker Strikes"
Minsk "Crescent Moon"

Acid Bath "Cassie Eats Cockroaches"
Reverend "World Won't Miss You"
Agent Steel "Still Searchin'"
Amnesia "Unknown Entity"
Dirty Looks "See You in the Morning"

Ana Kefr "Avenue of the Queen"
The Right Wing Conspiracy "The Davinci Joke"
Eyes Set to Kill "March of the Dead"

Break of Reality "Che"

May 24 - Skuzo Return
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; The band Skuzo was there. They were interviewed and lots of their songs were played. They were asked lots of  theinsanedomain.com questions. They also debated cannibals versus vegetarians. They got hugged by Just Joe when his Hugging Music played. They are cool. Someone was there who hasn't been in a long while, not since 2001, in fact... Bob, The Almighty God of Everything. When it was time for Gorgar's Glamorama, Gorgar was not there. However, Just Joe thought he was, he apparently thought Bob was Gorgar. He then thought it was Bob's Glamorama, and then his Glamorama, and then everyone else there's Glamorama. Gorgar never did show up, so there was no Glamorama, to Just Joe's great distress. Just Joe went searching for Gorgar, but failed to find him, like he fails at everything he does. And Just Joe continued to take glasses of water outside, and we still don't know why...

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Minsk "Three Moons"
IWrestledaBearOnce "White Water in the Morning"
Warblade "Invisible Cities"
Absentia Lunae "Sentenza Al Criterio"

Skuzo "Victim of Society - Live"
Exilia "Across the Sky"
The Syncope Threshold "Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace"
Children "Power Spirit"

Skuzo "Dracula Apathy - Live"
Disease Within "Deception of the Masses" (R)
Hull "Transition"
Earth Crisis "So Others Live"
The Horde "Throne of Skulls"

Skuzo "Idiot - Live"
Nothingface "Defaced"
Cauldron "Chains around Heaven"
Ektomorf "I Can See You"
Milk Toast "Influence"

Skuzo "Dance to the Apocalypse - Astro Zombies"
Hatebreed "Hatebreeders"

Skuzo "Give Up the Ghost - Live"
Disease Within "Dark Moment" (R)
Earth at Night "Bruised Around the Eye"
Eluveitie "Omnos"
Divnity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"

Fledgling Death "Rumspringa"
Benediction "Vision of the Shroud" (R)
Ana Kefr "Avenue of the Queen"
Slayer "Scrum" (R)
Goes Cube "I Hold Grudges"

UFO "Rock Ready"
Eyes Set to Kill "March of the Dead"
Texas Hippie Coalition "No Shame"
Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
Sirenia "Sirens of the Seven Seas"

Thirteen South "When You Think"
William Shatner "No Tears for Ceaser - Live"
Worm Quartet "I Bit William Shatner"
Leonard Nimoy "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"
Doro "It Kills Me"

Dirty Looks "Nobody Rides for Free"
Carnival in Coal "Yes! We Have No Bananas"
Cathedral "Midnight Mountain"
Warlord "Black Mass"
Delusion "22 Acacia Avenue"

SOD "The Song That Don't Go Fast"
Anti-Nowhere League "I Hate... People"
Death "Regurgitated Guts"
The Waters Deep Here "Ira"

Dirtfedd "...Said the Spider to the Fly"
Dream Theater "A Rite of Passage"
Winds of Plague "The Impaler" (R)
Worm Quartet "Strap-On Brain"
Elusive Travel "My Heart has Healed because I Finally Killed It - Live"

Pyogenesis "Through the Flames"
Stavesacre "An Eclipsing"
Acid Bath "Venus Blue"
Unexpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
Oxymor "Le Demon des Mots"

The Agonist "The Tempest (The Siren's Song; The Banshee's Cry)"
Break of Reality "circles"
Amy Hendrickson & the Prime Directive "The Hydra"
Dead IDentities "What's Your Point of View"

IWrestledaBearOnce "I'm Cold and there are Wolves After Me"
Graves of Valor "Suffocation of the Last King"
Tetrafusion "Energy"
Autumn Hour "Unbelievable (The Mind Speaks)"
Fledgling Death "Adrian Brody"

Minsk "Requiem: From Substance to Silence"

May 17 - Powder
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe and Dave were told that, if they put foot powder down their pants, it would make their penises grow to be a foot long, hence, why it's called foot powder, of course. They were both eager to try it, very eager. They were told that a Russian Roulette Set would decide who would get the privilege, if a bullet, Just Joe, if no bullet, Dave, if a silly song, EVD. No bullet. Dave was thrilled. He put the foot powder down his pants. JUST Joe, being a sore loser, grabbed the foot powder and put it down his pants, too. And, of course, soon their crotches were burning, they screamed in pain. IDIOTS! Dave was back, as I've mentioned, but he refused to talk about what had happened with the tree, how he had gotten away. So Just Joe and EVD were told to duct tape him to the tree again, so they could watch to see how Dave got away. But instead, somehow, Dave came back inside, and Just Joe and EVD wound up duct taped to the tree. Neither one of them wanted to talk about just how that had happened. Just Joe still went outside with glasses of water, and we still don't know why. Gorgar was finally recovered enough from the severe beating Just Joe gave him 3 weeks ago to join us. His Glamorama pick was Section 8's "Just A Kid". They beat Gorgar down, for his own good, of course, to prevent any more horrible things from happening to him, because we care about him so much!

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Cauldron "Young and Hungry"
Tardy Brothers "Wired"
Autumn Hour "Here Comes the Rain Again'
Warbringer "Abandoned by Time"
Eluveitie "The Arcane Domain"

Doro "Night of the Warlock"
SWWAATS "Of Worms, Jesus Christ, And Jackson Country Missouri"
Divinity Destroyed "Darkangel (Gabriel)"
Minsk "Means to an End"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Druggernaut Jug Fuck"

A'Rebours "Act 4 Scene 5" - Live in Studio
Black 29 "Sacrifice"
Tetrafusion "Gravity"
Faithful Breath "Princess in Disguise"
Hermh "Lord Shall Be Revealed"

Break of Reality "Spectrum of the Sky"
The Syncope Threshold "Sunflower Avenue"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "White Water in the Morning"
The Shot "Lost in your Mind"
Children "Sunterranean Cities"

Paul Di'anno's Battlezone "I Don't Wanna Know"
Chronozon "Perdurabo (Magog Agog)"
Vader "Kingdom"
Nevermore "The Hurting Words"
Nasty Savage "Stabbed in the Back"

Devo Spice "Why are you Friending Me on Facebook?"
Nadja "Faith"
Hatebreed "I'm in Pain"

Pink steel "We Fight for Cock"
Powervice "Behold the Hand of Glory"
The Lower Animals "A Picture of Milk"
Exilia "My Own Army"
Bloodsoaked "Existence Denied"

The Pushrods "No Fun"
Epica "The Phantom Agony"
Old Man's Child "Phantoms of Mortem Tales" (R)

Stratavarious "Deep Unknown"
Cauldron "Dreams Die Young"
Quorthon "Boy" (R)
Clutch "50,000 Unstoppable Watts"
Robert Lund "We Drank a Toast to Underpants"

Circle Jerks "Beat Me Senseless"
Mordred "Sever and Splice"
Deathwish "Demon Preacher"
Cities "Burn Forever"
Deathrow "Spider Attack"

Milk Toast "Ball of Hate"
Amorphis "Sky is Mine"
Sirenia "The Mind Maelstrom"
Minsk "Consumed by Horizons of Fire"
2 Foot Yard "Plane Song"
Never Ending Process "Let It Ride"

Final Nation "Holy Reaper"
Nuclear Assault "F#"
Janvs "Saphire"
Acid Drinkers "In a Black Sail Wrapped"
Arise "They are Coming for You"

Warblade "The Plague"
Divinity Destroyed "Even Heroes Fall"
Schizopathic "Schizoholic"
Prodigal Earth "Crossroads"
Orange Sky "The End"

Section 8 "Just a Kid"
Earth Crisis "Plague Bearers / Control Through Fear"
Karl Sanders "Curse the Sun"
Gollum "Darkhouse"
Mantic Ritual "Next Attack"

My Dying Bride "Bring Me Victory"
The Syncope Threshold "I. Harlequin: Dissolution"

May 10 - A'Rebours
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard: The bands Road To Ruin (which has Dan-o Voodie, formerly of Punch Drunk Monkeys and Others, in it, and he was there with them this night, he hadn't been there in just over 4 years), and A'Rebours were there. They were interviewed, and A'Rebours played a lot of songs live, not acoustic, full band, well, except with an electric drum machine, as their drummer was not there. They sounded great. www.myspace.com/arebours is where you can check them out. And, www.myspace.com/roadtoruinramones is where you can find Road To Ruin. A'Rebours were there for the entire night. They also answered a bunch of questions from theinsanedomain.com They are a very cool band...

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Break of Reality "The Accidental Death of Effie"
Children "Nuclear Bummer"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"
Krype Malisque "Closer"
He the Hero "Tickled Pickle" (R)
Exilia "Are You Breathing?"
Seven Thorns "Forest Majesty"
Abdicate "Onset Impurity"
An Hour Within "Leave Me Alone"
Hermh "Eyes of the Blind Lamb"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
Waking the Cadaver "I Know the Insides of Women" (R)
Psychostick "#1 Radio Single" (R)
A'Rebours "24 FPS"
Absolute Zero "Dark Matter"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Danger in the Manger"
Acid Drinkers "We Died before We Started to Live"
Karl Sanders "Kali Ma"
Pink Steel "Sausage Party"
Audio Transmission 9 "Sundown"
Ana Kafr "Step Back"
My Dying Bride "Fall With Me"
Break of Reality "The Farewell"

A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis / Clair's Ouija Board / This Winter" - Live in Studio

Hatebreed "Thirsty and Miserable"
Descent into Madness "Legacy"
The Agonist "Martyr Art"
Prodigal Earth "Broken World"
Slipknot "People=Shit" (R)

A'Rebours "Radio in the Attic / Act 4 Scene 5 / Necromance" - Live in Studio

Warblade "The Art of War"
Chaos Came to Be "Pwning Noobz"
The Book of Knots "Hands of Production"
Gallows "Black Eyes"
Heaven and Hell "Rock and Roll Angel"

A'Rebours "Autumn Parlor / Reformation / The Wicked One" - Live in Studio

Tardy Brothers "Deep Down"
Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind"
Schizopathetic "Grain of Sanity"
PennsylTrancesylVania Blood Moon Clan in The MYSTERIOUS FOG "Pharma-Truth Serum"
2 Foot Yard "Seven Houses"
The Syncope Threshold "Definitive Behaviour"
Nadja "Long Dark Twenties"
Orange Sky "The End"
Hammer Horde "In the Name of Winter's Wrath"
Arise "Pitch Black"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Hung from the Rising Sun"
Never Ending Process "Disappear"
Narrows "I Give You Six Months"
Birds of Prey "The Owl Closes In"
Rabbit Junk "Ghetto Blasphemer"
Graveyard "Evil Ways"
As They Sleep "Sweet Misery"
Isis "Stone to Wake a Serpent"
Baldbox "Replace Yourself with Boners"
Children "Time is the Living"

May 3 - An Hour Within
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An Hour WithinRecap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band An Hour With In (or most of it, all but one member) was there for almost the 1st 2 hours. They were interviewed, all the tracks from their CD were played, and they played some songs live and acoustic. They are cool. www.myspace.com/anhourwithin is their website. No one had heard from Dave all week, since he had disappeared after they had duct taped him to a tree, leaving behind only an empty ring of duct tape, and blood on the tree. And, although he had been at The Metallic Onslaught the night before, with no pants, to celebrate No Pants Day, no one there had thought to ask him where he had been, why no one could reach him, or just what had been up with that whole tree thing. And now he appeared to have vanished again. Just Joe's band, The Squirtin' Chubbies's debut single, "No Pants Day" was played, and he had no memory of recording it. Just Joe wanted to take his pants off, for No Pants Day, even though it was now over. He was forbidden to do so. However, when Russian Roulette was played, if a bullet played, he could take them off, and leave them off for as long as he wanted, he could even always show up with no pants if he liked. If no bullet, he had to go find Dave, and could not take off his pants again until he did. No bullet. Just Joe failed in his quest to find Dave, there's a shock, he pretty much fails in any quest he undertakes. He did, however, find Dave's pants... Up in the tree... No other sign of Dave up there, just his pants. Just Joe said those pants were not the pants Dave hadn't been wearing on No Pants Day. When asked how he knew this, he replied "because he wasn't wearing them.", which is logic only Just Joe Could follow. As punishment for not finding Dave, Just Joe was told that, not only could he not take his pants off, but he had to put Dave's pants on as well, with, of course, the aid of a belt, which would be seriously needed here. Since a lot of bad things seem to be happening to Gorgar lately, it was concluded that this must be because they had stopped doing the bad things to Gorgar, for his own good, to keep bad things from happening to him. So they must start doing horrible things to him again, so the bad things would stop happening to him. How thoughtful! So Just Joe was told to make sure something horrible happened to Gorgar and it could not involve Just Joe taking his pants off. Just Joe said he had taken care of it. He apparently beat the crap out of Gorgar, rendering him unconscious, and duct taped him to the tree. This was not what he was supposed to do, jump Gorgar before he even got in the door, and beat him senseless. Why, he deprived us all of Gorgar's Glamorama by doing that! Just Joe got yelled at, and told that he had failed, he had failed at finding Dave, and he had failed in being in charge of making bad things happen to Gorgar. And, once again this week, Just Joe kept going outside with glasses of water, and, once again, he refused to answer the question when asked why he was doing this, or even to acknowledge the question was asked. He obviously hoped that duct taping Gorgar to the tree would help him find Dave, but that failed as well, the tree (or whatever had taken Dave, or did whatever with him) left Gorgar alone... So the mysteries continue...


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Background: Manorexia "Volvox Turbo"

Autumn Hour "Oblon / End User"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Pazuzu for the Win"
Rabbit Junk "Black"
New Animal "Everything"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Flamingo Snuff"
Mantic Ritual "By the Cemetary"
An Hour Within "I've Tried"
Never Ending Process "Let It Ride"
Hatebreed "Sick of Talk"
Nadja "Only Shallow"
The Shot "Crying Lucifer"
An Hour Within "Leave Me Alone - Live Acoustic"
An Hour Within "Sin"
Exilia "Are You Breathing?"
Orange Sky "Never"
Abdicate "Cleansing the Soul"
Old Man's Child "The Spawn of Lost Creation"
An Hour Within "Rain - Live Acoustic"
The Book of Knots "View from the Watertower"
Isis "Hall of the Dead"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"
Brutal Truth "Fist in Mouth"
Flood "Fairy Princess"
An Hour Within "I've Tried - Live Acoustic"
An Hour Within "Leave Me Alone"
The Devil Wears Prada "I Hate Buffering"
cKy "...And She Never Returned"
Krype Malisque "Closer"
Ana Kefr "Avenue of the Queen"
Prodigal Earth "Disaster 121"
Last Show on Earth "Understand * Don't Understand"
To Speak of Wolves "The Traveler"
Wolves in the Throne Room "Ex Cathedra"
The Squirting Chubbies "No Pants Day"
Forbidden "Follow Me"
Refused "The Refused Party Program"
Trail of Tears "Joyless Trance of Winter"
Lake of Tears "Devil's Diner"
Crotchduster "Jogging in Hell"
A'Rebours "This Winter"
Final Nation "Holy Reaper"
Napalm Death "Fallacy Dominion"
Vindicator "Hallows Eve"
RPG Magnet "Krumbling"
Earth Crisis "Cities Fall"
Others "Downward Angel"
The Warlocks "Red Camera"
Tim Ripper Owens "It Is Me"
Endwell "Encounters at the End of the World: Stars"
Suidakra "Conlaoch"
Tardy Brothers "Scream Descendent"
Seventh Void "The End of All Time"
Psyche Corporation "Medicine Man / It's All Pretend"
Birds of Prey "Alive Inside!"
The Number 12 Looks Like You "Given Life"
Heaven and Hell "Eating the Cannibals"
Earth at Night "You Beat Yourself Up"
Chimaira "Destroy and Dominate"
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "Sleep is Wrong"
2 Foot Yard "Chapter IV"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "I'm Cold and there are Wolves After Me"
The Agonist
Powervice "Behold the Hand of Glory"
Nuclear Assault "Equal Rights"
Cloon "Phantom Days"
The Shot "Ainutlaatuninen"
The Horde "Bleeding Into Eternity"
Dead Season "Revelation 6"
Ektomorf "Breed the Fire"
My Dying Bride "ShadowHaunt"
Pulling Teeth "Unsatisfied"
Karl Sanders "Rapture of the Empty Spaces"
Daath "Silenced"
Hammerhorde "Farewell to the Fallen"
Baldbox "Replace Yourself with Boners"
Autumn Hour "Here Comes the Rain Again"

April 26 - Dave and the Tree
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The first three and a half hours of the program were pre-recorded, because the Last Exit people were attending the final ever (or most likely the last ever, one never knows, does one?) Punch Drunk Monkeys's show, as Mr. Zaremba is moving to Texas, and we all wish him well, and will miss PDM. Because The Last Exit For The Lost is all about helping people and wanting what's good for them, and, overcoming your fears is good for you, they decided to help Dave get over his phobia of trees by duct taping him to one. Brian and Sean grabbed him and did just that. There was a lot of screaming, which then suddenly stopped. Thinking that this must surely be because their help had worked, and Dave was no longer afraid of trees, and probably loved them now, hence why the screaming had ceased, they sent Just Joe out to check on their success in their good deed. When Just Joe returned, he reported that Dave was gone, that the ring of duct tape was still there, but it was empty, and there was blood on the tree. Dave was not seen again on this night. There was speculation as to what this might mean. Did the tree eat Dave? They had Just Joe go hug the tree (he's a tree hugger!), to try and see if the tree had grown, possibly from eating Dave, or from absorbing his essence, but Just Joe said he thought his arms went as far around the tree as they ever had. Later, when Just Joe went out, he said the blood was gone from the tree. Vampire trees? Who knows. And there was still no answer as to just why Just Joe keeps running outside with glasses of water (which he did once again this week), and then, when he's asked about it, acts like he didn't even hear the question. The night ended with Just Joe with his pants off (in practicing for No Pants Day, which was coming up next week), and he was grabbing Sean. POOR SEAN!!!!

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Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "Sleep is Wrong"
My Dying Bride "Echoes from a Hollow Soul"
Ana Kefr "The Orchid"
Hammer Horde "Seafarer"
Brutal Truth "Get a Therapist Spare the World"
Emperor "Thus Spake the Nightspirit - Live"
Dead Season "Hero"
The Book of Knots "Traineater"
Horde "Curse of the Witch"
Nadja "Dead Skin Mask"
Stone Soul Foundation "Heavy Hand"
Earth at Night "Bezerk"
Children of the New Sun "The End"
Worm Quartet with Tom Smith "Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton)"
2 Foot Yard "Seven Houses"
Oceano "Abysm"
Heaven and Hell "Bible Black"
The Water's Deep Here "Gula / Mammon"
Burning Human "Chemical Experimentation"
New Animal "Don't"
Tardy Boys "Fate's Call"
Agoraphonic Nosebleed "Timelord Two (Paradoxial Reaction)"
Matthias Bossi "For Tesla"
Birds of Prey "Excavation"
Marah-Mar "The Green Ray"
The Tanks "I Sense Injuries"
The Lower Animals "Termites Holding Hands"
Leprous "Not Even a Name"
Sacred Oath "Paradise Lost"
Absu "Of the Dead Who Never Rest in their Tombs are the Attendance of Familiar Spirits"
Euphoreador "Wrap Your Tender Legs Around Me"
Carnindyle "So"
Cloon "Phantom Days"
Toxic Virgin "Fallen Angels"
Chaos Came to Be
Hatebreed "Suicidal Maniac"
Abdicate "The Consequence"
Prodigal Earth "Broken World"
Final Nation "Divided by the Sword"
Special Unit 2 "Mixed Up Nothings"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "You Ain't No Family!"
Gwyndleidd "Stormcalling"
Rabbit Junk "Roadside Art"
Buried Inside "VIII"
Ektomorf "Rat War"
Exilix "Phoenix"
A'Rebours "Dust"
The Agonist "The Sentient"
Wargasm "Sudden Death"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Save Your Tears - Live"
Nuclear Assault "Brainwashed / Vengeance"
Descent into Madness "King of the Blind"
Audio Transmission 9 "Sundown"
Others "She, I Am (Angel of Decay)"
The Commander-in-Chief "I am the Commander in Chief"
Daath "Sharpen the Blades"
VAST "Temptation"
Baldbox "Words that Rhyme"
Krype Malisque "Closer"
Cauldron "Chained Up in Chains"
The Warlocks "Red Camera"
Mantic Ritual "Double the Blood"
Key of Mythras "Thou Shalt"
Chuck Mosely "Tractor"
2 Foot Yard "Plane Song"

April 19 - Stormer
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The Band Stormer was there for the first two hours. They were interviewed, and songs from their CD were played. They rock. www.myspace.com/stormerheavymetal is their website. Later, Just Joe kept running outside with water and pouring out the water. He was asked repeatedly what was up with that, but never gave any answer or explanation, would only change the subject. They implanted something in EVD's head last week, and, when they activated it, EVD would scream "OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" really loudly, and wouldn't stop 'til they pressed the button to deactivate it. They weren't sure how this could be useful to them, but agreed that, even if it wasn't particularly useful, it sure was a lot of fun to watch!

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Circus of Dead Squirrels "Hell's Kitchen"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Tastes Like Kevin Bacon"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
The Agonist "Chlorpromazine"
Mantic Ritual "Black Tar Sin"
Stormer "Coming for You - Live"
Whiplash "Stage Dive"
Sacred Oath "Hunt for the Fallen Angel"
Stormer "The Trooper - Live"
Judas Priest "Painkiller" (R)
Anthrax "Gung Ho" (R)
Stormer "Shredder"
Heaven and Hell "Bible Black"
Saxon "Demin & Leather" (R)
Testament "Into the Pit - Live" (R)
Stormer "Heavy Metal - Live"
Exciter "Rising of the Dead"
Running Wild "Branded and Exiled" (R)
Motorhead "Iron Fist" (R)
EXE "Metal Hell"
Stormer "Seek and Destroy - Live"
Paradox "Death, Screaming, and Pain"
Detente "Shattered Illusions"
Blind Illusion "Shattered Illusions"
Sabbat "How Have the Mighty Fallen"
Possessed "Storm in My Mind"
Krype Malisque "Closer"
Final Nation "Holy Reaper"
Emperor "Cosmic Keys to my Creations and Times - Live"
Cycle of Pain "Dead Man Walking"
Black Math Horseman "Tyrant"
Leprous "Phantom Pain"
Coroner "Masked Jackal"
Dead Season "Break the Silence"
Great White "Situation"
Brutal Truth "Fist in Mouth"
Buried Inside "I"
Oceano "Samael the Destroyer"
Psyche Corporation "Fantasy Moon"
Meghan and Misguided "Well of Souls"
New Animal "Growth and Decay"
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "Cockroach / Phthisis"
Daath "The Worthless"
Texas Hippie Coalition "Clinched Fist"
Baldbox "Showbox's Storytime: 12 Clowns and a Stick"
Burning Human "Guilty of Insanity"
Warblade "The Tyger"
The Ailments "Fuck the Facts"
Necrolatry "Inimical"
Ana Kefr "The Orchid"
My Dying Bride "A Chapter in Loathing"
Hammer Horde "Farewell to the Fallen"
Fluttr Effect "Waiting for Rain"
Flood "Flood"
Audio Transmission 9 "Ordinary"
Stone Soul Foundation "Into the Flames"
Todesbonden "Surya Namaskara"
The Commander-in-Chief "Starving Artist"
A'Rebours "Papillion"
Rabbit Junk "The Collection"
The Waters Deep Here "Super Bia"
Tardy Brothers "I'm Alive"
Bishop of Hexen "Self Loathing Orchestration"
Euphoreador "kingdom of Wanton Shit"
Ragg "Valedictorian"
Descent Into Madness "Legacy"
Napalm Death "A No-Sided Argument"
Assemble Heads in Sunburst Sound "The Slumbering Ones"

April 12 - We Love Satan! Show...
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; Since this LE fell on Easter Sunday, it was of course the semi annual We Love Satan Show. Satan did not grace us with his presence for his special day this time, but the whole show praised and celebrated him. All music about him. Clips of previous We Love Satan Shows from over the years were played from the Best Of CD's throughout the night. There were many guests: Zadoc, from the band Zadoc And The Nightmare, who was there to promote the fact that his band would be performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be on the upcoming Friday Night, Bubba, from Ithaca Underground, which supports local and independent and, as the name would suggest, underground bands, and the band Chaos Came to Be, who had just performed at The Haunt. Music from the bands was played. The websites for the guests are: for Zadoc And The Nightmare: www.zadocnightmare.com and www.myspace.com/zadocnightmare for Ithaca Underground: www.ithacaunderground.com and: www.myspace.com/ithacaunderground and, for Chaos Came to Be: www.myspace.com/chaoscametobe. Just Joe was once again this year The Easter Bunny, and, as every year, since it was Easter, The Easter Bunny was killed and resurrected (by throwing water over him) many times. He was put in a noose and hanged by having Zadoc hold on to the noose and throw Just Joe, I mean, The Easter Bunny, down the stairs. He got his hand and head chopped off with a shovel by EVD (when they resurrected him from that one, they put his head back on slightly crooked, so that he would see everything crooked, which greatly displeased Just Joe, and, also, he grew a 3rd hand). Azkath gave Just Joe and EVD poisoned cake, and, when they collapsed, put them in a very uncomfortable position, and then resurrected them. They were not at all happy. So The Easter Bunny had quite a rough night...

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Playlist for The Last Exit for the Lost: April 12, 2009
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Background: Stone Glas Steel "Industrial Mediation"

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Grim Reaper "Rock You to Hell"
Mercyful Fate "Satan's Fall (BBC Radio 1 Session)
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Immortal Dreams"
Aborym "Ruinrama Kolossal SPQR (Satanic Pollution - Quiphotic Rage)
Crotchduster "Jogging in Hell"
Morbid Angel "God of Emptiness" (R)
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "Sleep is Wrong"
Gee as in Jesus "Satan is Real"
Fuckface "Welcome to Hell"
Belphegor "Sexdictator Lucifer"
Chaos Came to Be "Scabbards and Riches"
Coven "Satanic as Hell"
Cradle of Filth "Better to Reign in Hell"
Nunslaughter "Satanic Slut"
Chaos Came to Be "Grover"
Drivin "Black Epitaph"
Believer "D.O.S. (Desolation of Sodom)"
Turbonegro "City of Satan"
Undergang "Silt Hits the Land"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Hung from the Rising Sun"
Current 93 "The Descent of Long Satan and Babylon"
BCT "I Love Satan"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Nightshade"
Holy Terror "Evils Rising"
Dayglo Abortions "Fuck Satan to Death"
Carnival in Coal "Satanic Disaster"
Dr Know "Satan's Black World of Doom"
The Meatmen "Evil in a League with Satan"
One Man Army and the Undead Quartet "Kinghts in Satan's Service"
Possessed "Burning in Hell"
Impaled Nazarene "In the Name of Satan / Sadhu Satana"
I Shit on Your Face "Satanic Staphylococcus"
Deicide "Oblivious to Evil"
New Animal "Rise"
Try.Fail.Repeat "All We've Lost"
Check Engine "12 Years"
Danzig "Devil's Plaything"
Mercyful Fate "Devil Eyes"
Overkill "Deny the Cross"
Amoprhis "Black Winter Day" (R)
Voltaire "When You're Evil"
Gee as in Jesus "Jesus is Good, Satan is Bad (Live)"
Carpathian Forest "Submit to Satan"
Seth "Satanik Generation"
Samsas Traum "Satanas"
Anton LaVey "Satan Takes a Holiday"
Morbid Saint "Beyond the Gates of Hell"
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Throne of Molok "The HOrde of Thermonuclear Satan"
Hammer Horde "Howl of Himinbjorg"
Night Conquers Day "The Perseverence of Ignorance"
My Dying Bride "The Lies I Sire"
The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
War "Satan"
Whiplash "Nailed to the Cross"
De Infernali "Ave Satan"
Lawnmower Deth "Satan's Trampoline"
Old Man's Child "Soul Possessed"
Current 93 "Lucifer Over London"
Mercyful Fate "Nuns Have No Fun"
Venom "Welcome to Hell"
Deicide "Crucifixation"


April 5 - New Animal CD Debut, Dave's 2 Year Anniversary
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Recaps by Fire Eater Wizard; People from three bands were there for most of the night. Mr. Zaremba, from Punch Drunk Monkeys, Two members of the band Road To Ruin, and most of the band New Animal. Mr. Zaremba was there to promote what will likely be the last ever Punch Drunk Monkeys show upcoming in 3 weeks. Road To Ruin would also be performing on that show, they are a Ramones cover band. New animal were there to promote their upcoming participation in the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, upcoming in 2 weeks, which would also be their CD release show. But anyone listening got to hear the entire CD this night on LE, as all 11 tracks on it were played. It rocked, very cool. Their website is: www.myspace.com/newanimalmusic and www.myspace.com/roadtoruinramones is Road To Ruin's, as if you couldn't guess who's that is. Mr. Zaremba got hugged by Just Joe when his Hugging Music played, and he and everyone got to see Just Joe and Dave strip when Europe's "The Final Count Down", their stripping theme music, played, Duct tape was also used, and Loren from New Animal got duct taped to Joe and Dave. This was also Dave's 2nd anniversary show, as the prior Wednesday, April 1st, April Fool's Day (oh what an appropriate day for that!), was the 2nd anniversary of Dave's 1st appearance on LE, so it was celebrated on this night. Dave braved his terror of the trees to be there for his anniversary, and the trees swung more branches at him. Dave requested Raunchy's cover of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me", he said because the trees were always watching him. His request was honored. So, a very Happy 2nd Anniversary to Dave! *sings "Happy Anniversary" to Dave*

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Background: Chaoticum "Necessary Death"

Divinity Destroyed "Divinity Destroyed"
Cannibal Corpse "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Sudden Death "Down Thurr"
Rob Balder "Still Annoyed - The Bowser Song"
The Great Luke Ski "The Chainsaw Juggler"
New Animal "Dreams"
Hardy Boys "Bloodline"
Sacred Oath "Blood Storm"
Gollum "Carven Bones"
New Animal "Give It"
Cloon "Armagedumb"
Napalm Death "Life and Limb"
NFD "The Unforgiven"
Salem "Winter's Tear"
Punch Drunk Monkeys "Donuts"
New Animal "Hope"
Baldbox "Showbox's Storytime: Thoughfulness"
The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Distorted "Voices from Within"
Wolf "Curse You Salem"
New Animal "Rise"
Drivin "Earthbound"
Warblade "Watchmen"
Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop - Live"
New Animal "Everything"
Enslavement of Beauty "Lush"
Stone Soul Foundation "Sidewalker"
New Animal "Hollow / How I Failed You"
Morgoth "Female Infanticide" (R)
Hammer Horde "Under the Mighty Oath"
Mantic Ritual "Panic"
New Animal "Growth and Decay / Don't / Amazing Grace"
King Diamond "Abigail"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Beyond Our Eyes"
Try.Fail.Repeat "Everyone Gone"
Check Engine "No Skin"
Heretic "Portrait of Faith" (R)
Stone Soul Foundation "Christain" (R)
Type O Negative "We Hate Everyone" (R)
Gothic Slam "Who Died and Make You God?" (R)
Chaos Came to Be "Grover"
Assemble Heads in Sunburst Sound "The Slumbering Ones"
Rabbit Junk "Trasmission 1 / Hero in Mr Sholenek"
Descent into Madness "Legacy"
Agoraphgobic Nosebleed "Agorapocalypse Now"
Raunchy "Somebody's Watching Me"
Chuck Mosely "Tractor"
Ana Kefr "T.ruthless"
Dalraida "Egnek Ostora (Rege Atillarol)"
Vindicator "Deathfront Demons"
A'Rebours "This Winter"
The Sisters of Mercy "Ribbons"
Lion's Share "Space Scam"
Psychostick "Die... A LOT!"
Whiplash "Last Man Alive"
Enforcer "Curse the Light"
Chastain "The 7th of Never"
Volbeat "I'm So Lonesome I Could Die"

March 29 - National Joe Day
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It was National Joe Day on Friday March 27th, which meant this was the nearest LE to it. Just Joe volunteered to do something for his special day. Remember, he actually volunteered to do this, it was all his idea, what an IDIOT! He had a huge bag of Peeps, and he said that he was going to consume that entire bag in one sitting. They told him that, if he could eat all 60 of them (that's how many were in the bag), in one hour, which works out to one a minute, then he could pick a whole set of music he liked, including things like Elf and Europe's "The Final Countdown". They thought he had made it. Just Joe was putting the final Peep into his mouth, and it was in the allotted time... However, although his body excepted 59 Peeps, the 60th apparently was the straw that broke the camel's back, or, the Peep that broke Just Joe. He passed out cold, and remained that way for quite a while. And all that time, sticky marshmallow stuff was oozing out of every orifice visible, and, I'm sure, all the ones that weren't visible as well, but nobody was going to check to find out. It was also oozing out of his pores, and there was a marshmallow outline around where he had lain unconscious for so long. They lied and told him they had played an entire set of stuff that he loved for him, and he had missed it while he was out. When the Russian Roulette Set was played, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to eat one more Peep, which was now also filled with jellybeans, which Just Joe is terrified of (he is now also terrified of Peeps, too, he shrieks with terror when they are mentioned, or if he sees one, or thinks he sees one, as he kept hallucinating about them and becoming hysterical). If no bullet, The Angry Amish would have to mop Just Joe down, to help him get rid of all that marshmallow, sugary sticky stuff. No bullet. The Angry Amish Man mopped down Just Joe. Gorgar's Glamorama happened, and his pick was Bitter Sweet's "Living In America". Happy National Joe Day Everyone!

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Background: Byla

The Agonist "The Tempest"
Born in Winter "Paper and Roses"
Wrath "Mutants"
Kreator "Take their Lives / Corpses of Liberty / Demon Prince"
Pestilence "Devouring Frenzy"
Volbeat "Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood"
Faithful Breath "Don't Feel Hate"
Cloon "Phantom Days"
Audio Transmission Nine "Man in the Box"
Gollum "Ominous Whispers"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"
Lions Share "Napalm Nights"
David T. Chastain "Spontaneous Combustion"
Wolf "Blood Angel"
Lamb of God "Fake Messiah"
Ministry "Rio Grande Blood - Live"
Ana Kefr "The Day that Guilt Turned White"
Warblade "Invisible Cities"
Karl Sanders "A Most Effective Excorcism against Azagthoth and his Emissaries"
Crucifist "Skull Smashing Face Ripping Death"
Bloodparade "Waiting for the Horror"
Enslavement of Beauty "I Teasure the Sadness"
Bagga Bones "Scream"
Rabbit Junk "The Collection"
New Animal "Hollow"
The Waters Deep Here "Ira"
Elisive Travel "Separation... The Fastest Way to the End" (R)
Gravestone "I Love the Night"
Nightwish "Amaranth - Live"
Choronzon "Perdurabo (Magog Agog)" (R)
Manic Depression "Monkeys on Acid"
Pestilence "Horror Detox" (R)
Drivin "Doom Hammer"
Slave Traitor "The Middle Passage"
Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"
Gang Green "We'll Give It to You" (R)
Current 93 "The Blood Bells Chime"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Bitches"
Steel Pole Bath Tub "Chemical Warfare"
Sacred Child "As Bad as you Want It"
Positive Attitude "Kill Seville"
Krystal Synn "We are the Ones" (R)
Sound Barrier "Conquer the World"
Gangland "Gangland"
Baldbox "Water on Mars / Mixed Messages"
Less than Under "At War"
The Commander-in-Chief "Dropout"
Sol Invictus "Black Easter"
Thyrfing "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Necrology "Inimical"
Bob Ricci "My Darkest Secret"
Scarlet Bride "Hideaway"
Groovy Seeds "Go/Grow"
Silent Scream "Gogmagog"
Vitriola "Kissing A through Z"
Epochate "Burning"
Sirenia "Beyond Life's Scenery"
Ensoph "I Hear a Voice"
Gamma Ray "The Heart of the Unicorn"
Mantic Ritual "Murdered to Death"
Bittersweet "Living in America"
Edge of Sanity "Across the Fields of Forever"
Inevitable End "Embracing the Origin"
Trapthem "Unsatisfied"
Suidakra "Shattering Swords"
Absu "Nunbarshegunu"
Baldbox "Replace Yourself with Boners"
Black Widow "Against the Wall"
Kreator "Terrible Certainty"
Helloween "How Many Tears"

March 22 - Dave Returns...
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; We learned that Dave is really afraid of, of all things, trees. A branch fell on him from a tree by the door. He said he had always known trees were out to get him, and now this proved it. They got the branch that had fallen on him, and they all had a lot of fun tormenting him with it. This was also the night of EVD's court martial trial for being a traitor. He received his punishment before the trial even got started, because, well because we make our own rules around here, and it's just so much more fun that way! His punishment, as per the results of TTTP/RR was that Azkath got to cane him, repeatedly, with The Boomstick. They read EVD a list of all the charges against him, it was quite long. They told him if he was honest about his guilt they might go easier on him. He admitted to most of them. The verdict was... That he would be kicked off the program forever, unless he was nice to everyone for the next 30 days, no being rude, or obnoxious, or violent, or nasty, for 30 days, so, in other words, no being himself for the next 30 days. Odds are, which he himself was the first to admit, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making it, so, so long, EVD, it was nice having you here. Well, ok, it wasn't really nice, but, unlike you, I can be nice, occasionally, when it suits my purposes or interests, of course, certainly not for the good of other people! They told Dave to get tough with the trees, show them who's boss. They went outside with him to watch him do that... And witnessed the trees throw more branches at Dave, even after he ran away, they threw more branches at him. So, apparently, trees really do hate Dave, it does sound strange, but, hey, far stranger things than that have happened around here, so why not. Hmmm, Dave's terrified of trees, and Just Joe's terrified of spiders... So we need to find a tree that's full of spiders! Now that would be a lot of fun! They told Dave to try being really nice to the trees. So he did, he talked really nicely to them, and petted them, and hugged them (so now that makes Dave a tree hugger, wouldn't that be more appropriate for some other programs?), but, for all his efforts, they only threw more branches at him. Just Joe and Dave stripped to Europe's "The Final Count Down" (which is their stripping theme music), to everyone's dismay, especially Gorgar's, as he got molested a lot by both of them. Gorgar's Glamorama happened. His pick for this week was Diamond Tyr's "Restless One". And, present, earlier in the night, was Exit, who hasn't been there in a while, and, Ian The Yeti, who hasn't been there in an even longer while, although I'm sure he ended up thinking it hadn't been a long enough while, as he also got molested a lot by both Just Joe and Dave...

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Turbo Negro "Everybody Loves a Chubby Dude"
Gojira "Esoteric Surgery"
Mastodon "The Czar I. Usurper II. Escape III. Martyr IV. Spirial"
Kylesa "To Walk Alone"
Nighwish "Bye Bye Bautiful - Live"
Less than Under ""At War"
Audio Transmission 9 "Ordinary"
Laibach "W.A.T." (R)
Skid Row "Here I Am - Live" (R)
The Agonist "Waiting Out the Winter"
KMFDM "Bait and Switch"
Tribuzy "Web of Life"
Napalm Death "Strongarm"
Drivin "Philosophy of the Bottle"
Seventh Void "Heaven is Gone"
Warblade "The Plague"
Baldbox "Our Potato Chips Are Fine Thanks"
Chuck Mosley "Tractor"
Ana Kefr "Branded by Black Water"
Pulling Teeth "Bloodwolves"
NFD "Let It Rain"
Baldbox "Replace Yourself with Boners"
Descent into Madness "King of the Blind"
Winds of Plague "Origins and Endings" (R)
Carbon 9 "Crawling Over"
Slave Traitor "Dust in the Wound"
A'Rebours "24fps"
The Right Wing Conspiracy "Seperation of God and State / Peacenik"
Hatesphere "Backstabber"
The Commander-in-Chief "Thou Shall Only Have One God"
Casian Iosif Oprescu "The Witch"
Hypocrisy "Necronomicon" (R)
Static-X "Nocturnally"
The Melvins "Second Coming / Ballad of Dwight Fry"
Choronozon "Cthuhlu Dawn"
BigDumbFace "Voices in the Wall"
Holy Terror "Damned by Judges"
Spread Eagle "Scratch Like a Cat - Demo Version"
Inevitable End "Collapse in Reverse"
Powervice "Behold the Hand of Glory"
Loki the Grump "Your War"
Baldbox "Commander Kafka - Space Roach"
Dark Angel "Never to Rise Again" (R)
Bullet Monks "Under the Black Sun"
Dalriada "Hajnalpir"
Rheinkaos "Drink the Effect"
Oxymor "Douce Euphorie"
Distorted "What Remains"
The Waters Deep Here "Ira"
Deadlock "Deathrace"
Baldbox "This Could Be the Day"
As They Sleep "A Thousand Deaths"
Finger Painted Death "Pet"
Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"
Children of the New Sun "Digital Vengeance"
Diamond Tyr "Restless One"
Psychostick "#1 Radio Single"
The Number 12 Looks Like You "Marvin's Jungle"
Suidakra "Ar Nasc Fola"
Whiplash "Power Thrashing Death"
Mortal Sin "Mayhemic Destruction"
Rabbit Junk "Holgate"
Rob Gee "Hell U Sin Nation"
Hellsaw "The Black Death"
Synchro (Nine) Factor "Skyscraper"
Mumakii "Worms of Chaos"
Wrath "When World's Collide"

March 15 - Just Joe Strips
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Due to the results of Russian Roulette (there are now nine thousand six hundred seventy six songs on the computer), Just Joe stripped for everyone to "The Final Countdown". Gorgar's Glamorama happened, he picked some live Bruce Dickinson, and some old, live Def Leppard...

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Background: Byla

The Agonist "The Tempest"
Rabbit Junk "the Struggle"
Slave Traitor "Burning Sniper"
Stormlord "Neon Karma"
Casian Iosif Oprescu "Shining in the Dark"
Inevitable End "Embracing the Origin"
Lamb of God "Hourglass" (R)
Absolution Project "Mad World" (R)
Distorted "Reveal My Path"
Absu "Night Fire Canonization" (R)
Descent into Madness "Century"
A'Rebours "Dust"
Baldbox "Replace Yourself with Boners"
Devian "Awaiting Doom"
Pelican "Between the Walls" (R)
The Azoic "Illuminate"
Mind at Large "Angershines"
The Waters Deep Here "Super Bia"
Amon Amarth "Cry of the Black Booger" (R)
Kyuss "Green Machine" (R)
Baldbox "Shoebox's Storytime: 12 Clowns and a Stick"
Drivin "One South of Sanity"
Cauldron "Chained Up in Chains"
The Great Luke Ski "Spock Star"
Psychostick "Beer" (R)
Nuclear Assault "Technology"
Slayer "Angel of Death"
Warlock "Burning the Witches - Live"
Pleasure Void "Perfect Mess"
Edge of Sanity "Elegy"
Hatebreed "This is Now" (R)
The Commander-In-Chief "Dropout"
Sheep on Drugs "Money"
NFD "Black Sun"
Dirty Little Rabbits "I'm So Beautiful"
Baldbox "US F'n A"
The Azoic "Not Justified"
Ana Kefr "The Day that Guilt Turned White"
Dalriada "Hej Viragom"
Kathaarsys "Darkness"
I Wrestled a Bear Once "Still Jolly After All These Years"
Synchro (Nine) Factor "Where Do We Go from Here"
Skold vs KMFDM "Bloodsport"
Epochate "The Flood"
Twilight Kingdom "Adze"
Baldbox "IM - Pirates and Mimes"
DIRTUNDERgOD "Stick Figure Man"
Kylesa "Scapegoat"
Oceano Inhuman Affliction"
Mumakii "Pigs on Fire"
Audio Transmission 9 "Sundown"
Pangaea "As They Sleep"
Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon / It's All Pretend"
Napalm Death "Life and Limb"
Children of the New Sun "The End"
My Dying Bride "My Hope, The Destroyer" (R)
Static-X "Terminal"
The Plankboys "Under the Influence"
The Waters Deep Here "Ira"
Baldbox "IM - Old Man Schmigalessa"
Bruce Dickinson "Riding with the Angels - Live"
Def Leppard "Get your Rocks Off - Live"
Baldbox "Mixed Messages"
Bishop of Hexen "Stride the Corridor's of One's Mind"
Bionic Angel "Transit to Hell"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"
Vindicator "Thrash and Destroy"
Casian Iosif Oprescu "You Are"
Euphoreador "Kingdom of Wanton Shit"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"

March 8 - Crappy and Loki
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This program fell right after the latest The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, and in fact, the first 2 hours of the program was a pre recording, as the gang was at the ending of the show. The band Loki The Grump, who had just performed on the show, and Crappy The Clown, who had just hosted it, Stopped by LE, and stayed for about an hour. The band brought a couple new songs, which were played, and a track from the singer's old band, Vampness was played as well. They are awesome. The band broke a DVD player on Just Joe. The psychiatrist who had been at The Metallic Onslaught the night before to try to analyze Jeffie was also at LE this night. As he had on The Metallic Onslaught, most of his analysis seemed to conclude that everyone's problems stemmed from them needing to be re birthed, and suggesting that people be put inside other people to try and re create the birthing process. This shrink is totally worthless, he even screwed up hypnotizing EVD, he was supposed to make him think that he was a ballet dancer, and instead he made him think that he was in Alabama. Well, Just Joe was paying him to try and figure out how to make Jeffie stay Jeffie (which he also failed miserably at), and Just Joe has no money to pay anybody for anything, so I guess you get what you pay for. This show was an hour shorter than usual, only 5 hours, due to our return to Daylight Savings Time.

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The Water's Deep Here "Gula / Mammon"
Drivin "Black Epitaph"
Mantic Ritual "Death and Destruction"
Isole "Soulscarred"
Lion's Share "Space Scam"
The Agonist "Chlorpromazine"
Dalriada "Egi Madar"
Inevitable End "Firstborn of All Dead"
YUI "Summer Song"
'Neath "Paintings"
Blood Parade "Desired is the End"
Ensoph "Dance High and Shine, Shiva!"
Galadriel "Between the Worlds"
Bionic Angel "Stars and Dust"
Neurosis "Hidden Faces"
Groovy Seeds "go / Grow"
Twilight Kingdom "Forever Sacred"
Loki the Grump "Grumpy - Live"
Napalm Death "On the Brink of Extinction"
Kylesa "Said and Done"
Ana Kefr "Branded by Black Water"
Audio Transmission 9 "Chasing My Tail"
Loki the Grump "Tell Me"
Vampness "Time - Live"
Suidakra "Feats of War"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"
Descent into Madness "King of the Blind"
To Speak of Wolves "Nothing Continues to Happen"
Katharsys "Darkness"
Toxic Virgin "Fallen Angels"
Through Sunken Eyes "Steroid Freaked Poser"
As They Sleep "A Thousand Deaths"
TV's Kyle "It's Just a Dream (Luigi's Lament)"
NFD "When the Sun Dies"
Godgory "Waiting for Lunacy to Find Me"
Hermh "I Bring You Fear"
Euphoreador "Reserve at the Moment of Expulsion"
Baldbox "This Could Be the Day"
The Right Wing conspiracy "Wacko"
Absu "Those of the Void Will Re-Enter"
Thyrfing "Isolation"
Psychostick "Shower"
Steel Panther "Death to All but Metal"
Robert Lund "Save Me Obama"
Antigama "Lost Skull"
Grimmstine "Afraid of the Dark"
Obscura "Infinite Rotation"
The Agonist "The Tempest (The Siren's Song: The Banshee's Cry)"
Victims "We're Fucked"
Deadlock "Slaughter's Palace"
The Pixies "Dig for Fire"
Rabbit Junk "Ghetto Blasphemer"
A'Rebours "Dust"

March 1 - Dave is Dead??
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; The vocalist from the band Children Of The New Sun was there, as they would be performing on the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, on the upcoming Saturday. He was interviewed, and their songs, from their CD, were played. They rock, www.myspace.com/newsunrocks and, www.childrenofthenewsun.com are their websites. Just Joe arrived late, looking very sad. They asked him why this was. He said because Dave was dead. Everyone was very sad to hear this, especially Dave, who had been there all night, Dave was really sad to hear this news. Dave kept insisting that he wasn't dead. They thought then perhaps he was a zombie, or a vampire, or a ghoul, or some other undead thing. They performed tests to try and determine if he was any of these, and concluded that he was not. When they finally thought to ask Just Joe just why exactly it was that he thought Dave was dead in the first place, Just Joe said it was because Dave had been absent last week. They all apologized to Dave for being stupid enough to fall for Just Joe's dumbness. They let Dave play Super Happy Jumping off The Roof Fun Game (and am I proud of myself for being able to remember the name of that one!). So Dave jumped off the roof. He did not land well. In fact he landed very badly. So badly, in fact, that they said he was dead. Dave was not happy about being dead. He sulked, complained, whined, and bitched and moaned about just how much he didn't like it a lot, in fact. Big baby! When they played Tribute To The Past/Russian Roulette, If a bullet played, Just Joe would have to take care of/bury Dave's body, and if no bullet played, then Dave would have to bury his body, and, if any weird song played, EVD would have to do it. No bullet. Dave was just not having a good night, all that sulking about being dead, and now he sulked that he didn't want to bury his body. Some people! They gave him the shovel and sent him out to bury himself. Which made it strange that Dave was present for the rest of the night. When asked why he was still there, he said he came back because he was hungry, and Gorgar confirmed that if he was hungry, not for flesh, then he must be alive! But the hole he had dug was still there and EVD had fallen in while helping Dave, So they made Just Joe and Dave bury EVD in it. They did, and EVD's head was sticking out of the hole. Gorgar went out and abused EVD's head, and then said he was going to get a lawn mower and mow out there. Of course, not near EVD's head... Gorgar's Glamorama happened. For some reason the first band he picked seemed really familiar, like perhaps he had picked them last week, but I know that can't be, maybe I was in the future last week, or am in the past this week, or whatever. Gorgar picked 2 or 3 bands this week...

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Background: Painkiller "Execution Ground"

The Waters Deep Here "Acedia / Super Bia"
Descent Into Madness "Century"
Children of the New Sun "The End"
Loki the Grump "Brand New Me"
Children of the New Sun "I Want It All"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Beyond Our Eyes"
Saint Chaos "Nothing is Forever"
Children of the New Sun "A Day Away"
Hatebreed "Another Day, Another Vendetta" (R)
Psycho Circus "Thru the Backbone"
Crappy the Clown "7 Dirty Words - Live"
Mind at Large "Once Upon a Time"
Children of the New Sun "cycle of Horror"
Pyschostick "Beer / Caffeine" (R)
Devian "South of Halo"
Lion's Share "The Bottomless Pit"
Derek Sherinian "Wings of Insanity"
A'Rebours "Necromance"
Motley Crue "Knock 'Em Dead - Live"
Skid Row "Sweet Little Sister - Live"
Black 'n Blue "Hold On to 18 - Live"
Robert Lund "Christian Bales Chipmunk"
Suidakra "Shattering Swords"
Deadlock "Dying Breed"
Kylesa "Said and Done"
Obscura "Desolate Spheres"
Into Eternity "Timeless Winter" (R)
Whiplash "The Burning of Atlanta"
Displaced "The Final Countdown"
Saxon "Protect Yourself"
Tombs "Beneath the Toxic Jungle"
Napalm Death "On the Brink of Extinction"
Isole "Hollow Shrine"
Salem "Coming End of Reason"
Jealous Bitch "Cody"
Mind at Large "Lunkhead"
Pleasure Void "Perfect Mess"
Audio Transmission 9 "Broken"
Psyche Corporation "It's all Pretend"
Vindicator "Gore Orpahnage"
Sacrifice "Beneath What You See"
Crimfall "Sun Orphaned / Ascension Pyre"
Rabbit Junk "Transmission 2 / Black"
The Agonist "...and their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep"
Stolen Babies "Push Button"
Primal Fear "Armageddon"
Dead Kennedy's "Winnebago Warrior"
Nocturne "Dissolute (Remix by Defragmentation)"
Gang Green "Born to Rock"
The Spudmonsters "Beer" (R)
The Right Wing conspiracy "That Music / Strip (by the) Club"
Absu "In the Name of Auebothiabathabaithobeuee"
Euphoreador "Kingdom of Wanton Shit"
Steel Panther "Death to All But Metal"
Brighton Rock "Young, Wild, and Free"
Buried Inside "I"
Dream of the Fall "The Beauty of Breakdown"
Enforcer "Black Angel"
Stabbingback "Apocalypse"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"
Dokken "Don't Close Your Eyes - Live"
Kix "Midnight Dynamite - Live"
Helix "Rock You"
Mind at Large "Died on a Sunday"
The Waters Deep Here "Envy / Ira"

February 22 - Skuzo Visit the Show
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The band Skuzo were there. they were interviewed, and promoted the fact that they will be appearing on the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show. Six tracks from their cd were played. They are cool, www.myspace.com/skuzo is their website. The band broke records on Just Joe. When the band had left, it was decided that they had really been neglecting making EVD pay for being a traitor. So they spent most of the rest of the night trying to do that. Just Joe was supposed to set up a trap for EVD in the basement, but, since Just Joe did it, it didn't work. They rigged EVD's microphone to electrocute him, but Just Joe wound up getting shocked instead. Finally, due to the results of Russian Roulette, EVD had to eat a piece of cake, from last week, that Dave had rolled in, it was filled with cream, and not whipped cream, if you no what I mean, but, well, Dave cream. EVD ate it, and, as if that punishment wasn't bad enough, they had also drugged the cake, so that it made EVD drop unconscious (well, it might have caused that even without any drug, but they wanted to be really sure). The plan was for Just Joe to lock EVD in the trunk of Azkath's car, and they would drive around on really bumpy roads for like an hour or so. But, again, since Just Joe carried out the task, he, of course, screwed it up. He locked EVD in the trunk of EVD's own car, while EVD had his car keys in his pocket. BTW, EVD was not castrated, or missing any of his anatomy, so what actually happened involving all that blood on The Metallic Onslaught the night before, well, who knows. Gorgar arrived near the end of the night, and Gorgar's Glamorama occurred...

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Background: Solaris "Chrystalized"

Devian "Mask of Virtue"
Absu "Amy"
Minddrop "Mirror Mirror"
Gates of Winter "Winter Flight"
Suidakra "Isle of Sky"
Vindicator "Fresh Outta Hell"
Broken Melody "The End of this War"
Girls Girls Girls "Ten Seconds to Love"
Skuzo "Cemetary Romance"
Ministry "Filth Pig" (R)
Skuzo "Space Cadet"
Loki the Grump "Brand New Me"
Children of the New Sun "I Want It All"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Another Way"
Skuzo "Dance to the Apocalypse"
Motorgrater "Suffocate" (R)
Icewind Blast "Icewind Blast"
Vampiria "Those Whom Came with the Storm"
Black Anvil "On This Day Death"
Skuzo "Dracula Apathy"
The Loiterers "G.W.B."
Crappy the Clown "Crappy's Ho Down"
Skuzo "Idiot"
Robert Lund "Christian Bales Chipmunk"
Asmegin "Yndifall"
Architects "We're All Alone"
Decent into Madness "The Silence"
Lamb of God "Fake Messiah"
Psycho Circus "Pulsate"
Audio Transmission 9 "Sundown"
Animosity "With My Death"
At War "Crush Your Life"
Dreams of the Fall "We All Fall"
Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
Gangland "Gangland"
Forward Now "Coward White Man"
Saint Chaos "Hellfire"
Diamond Tyr "The Restless One"
Rabbit Junk "Guns"
Heal These Wounds "Conversations"
Crud "Assume the Position"
The Miles Between "Seawater Vomit"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sincerely Heroes, Jonathan Harker"
Squirm "Naked with a High Powered Rifle"
Black Obelisk "Kingdom Come"
Arcturus "Du Nordavind"
Satan "Trial by Fire"
Forbidden "Chalice of Blood"
Fashion Bomb "Nothing"
Crimfall "Wildfire Season"
Scorpions "We'll Burn the Sky"
The Great Luke Ski "Too Much Stuff"
Tombs "The Great Silence"
Isole "Forlorn"
Buried Alive "II"
Lunatica "New Shores"
Euphoreador "Do I Don't Remember When"
Brighton Rock "We Came to Rock"
Rabbit Junk "Death of a Bike Thief"
Devastator "Rise of the Undead"
Grave Digger "Grave of the Addicted"
Deadlock "Temple of Love"
Antigama "You Have the Right to Remain Violent"
Nashville Pussy "Late Great USA"
Misery "Pain Laughs at Pain"
Screaming Protest "And Then There was Blood"
To Speak of Wolves "Nothing continues to Happen"
Beyond Mortal Dreams "Desolation Hymn"
Xe-NONE "Day of the Dead"
God Forbid "The Rain"
Napalm Death "Procrastination on the Empty Void"
Psyche Corporation "End of the World"

February 15 - Dave's Birthday
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; It was Dave's 21st birthday, so the whole program was a celebration of that, and a Dave Appreciation Night. Dave could pick what would happen to everyone all night long, because it was his 21st birthday, and we appreciate him. Dave could pick the penalties for Russian Roulette, and whom they would happen to. There are now nine thousand five hundred sixty seven songs on the computer. Dave's birthday celebration went pretty well for him, if you overlook, that is, getting EVD's boobs rubbed in his face, instead of the female boobs he had asked for, and his getting thrown down the basement stairs. He wanted Just Joe to sing "Happy Birthday To You" to him, so Just Joe, sang, err, shrieked it for him. Dave thought it was lovely though. Everyone there gave a list of their reasons for appreciating Dave. Let's see... I appreciate Dave for his valiant efforts to try and help people. Sure, he fails, but, hey, he tries. And for the humor he brings, and for his wonderful, sexy physique. So, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAVE!!!! *sings "Happy Birthday To You" to Dave* And, I actually sang it, not caterwauled it, like Just Joe. *gives Dave 21 spankings, and one to grow on* Enjoy finally being legal Dave!

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Diamond Tyr "Walls of Pain"
Deadlock "Seal Slayer"
Destroy Destroy Destroy "Born of Thunder"
God Forbid "Gaia (The Vultures)"
Crimfall "Where Waning Winds Lead"
Devestator "Slaughtered Like Pigs..."
Rumplestiltskin Grinder "Graveyard Vandalization"
Thyateira "Through Dark Eyes"
Children of the New Sun "Cycle of Horror"
Warblade "The Plague"
Devian "Summerdeath"
Flatline "Blessed by Death"
GWAR "Have You Seen Me?" (R)
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin" (R)
To Speak of Wolves "If We Don't, Who Will"
Fashion Bomb "Christ Puncher"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"
Napalm Death "On the Brink of Extinction"
Whiplash "Nailed to the Cross"
Euphoreador "Harlot as Half Shade"
Loki the Grump "Brand New Me"
Daeonia "Alice"
Ten Masked Men "Stayin' Alive"
1000 Homo DJ's "Supernaut"
Blue Murder "Valley of the Kings"
Turbonegro "Everybody Loves a Chubby Dude"
Diamond Tyr "Lifelines"
Broken Melody "The End of this War"
Kreator "Radical Resistance"
Rabbit Junk "Ghetto Blasphemer"
Europe "Scream of Anger"
Dark Moor "Mr. Crowley"
Crud "Meat Detonator"
Wild Dogs "Psychoradio"
Brats "Fightin' for the Knighthood"
tUBrING "When the Crash Happened"
Crisis "Different Ways of Decay"
Scorpions "Pictured Life"
The Gathering "These Good People"
18 VIsions "Paradise City"
Anthrax (UK) "All the Wars"
Puscifer "Cuntry Boner (Disco Viagra Mix)"
Sun N Steel "I'm So Excited"
Skunk DF "I Was Made for Loving You"
Linea 77 "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Putrescence "The Super Flying off the Roof Happy Show"
Tyr "Gatu Rima"
Alestorm "Wolves of the Sea"
Gardenian "Tell the World I'm Sorry"
Absolution Project "Symptomatic"
Chuck Mosely "Tractor"
Exodus "And Then There was None" (R)
Papsmear "Die Killing"
Obscura "Choir of Spirits"
Horse the Band "TMNT"
Nashville Pussy "Lazy Jesus"
Dream of the Fall "We All Fall"
My Bloody Valentine "Only Shallow"
Carcass "cadaveric Incubator of Endoparasites"
Ajattara "...Putoan"
Brave "Hold On"
Mirror of Deadfaces "A Cripple Within"
Isole "Nightfall"
Asemgin "Fandens Maelkesotte"
Rota Temporis "In Incipit" (R)
Tom Smith "Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues"
Bent Peg "Contradict Me to You"
Saint Chaos "Die for You"
Diamond Tyr "When You're Near"
Sabbat "Horned is the Hunter"
Acid Drinkers "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

February 8 - Warblade Live in Studio
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; The band Warblade was there. They played a half hour set, not acoustic, the full band, which included 2 brand new songs, songs that were so new they didn't even have titles, and are not on any of their albums, so, in other words, songs you will only hear here. It sounded awesome, and rocked. Tracks from their CD's were also played, and they were interviewed. The band tried to break records on each other. Just Joe broke a record on a band member's head, and then a band member broke a record on Just Joe's head. Warblade are cool, you can check them out at www.myspace.com/warblade.

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Luna Mortis "Ash / Ruin"
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force "Live to Fight (Another Day)"
Wrath "Hell is Full"
Viking Skull "Shot Down"
Sepultura "Sadsitic Values"
Mayhem "Deathcrush"
Obscura "The Anticosmic Overload"
Kreator "Warcrurse"
Asmegin "Yndifall"
Deadlock "Fire at Will"
Euphoreador "Kingdom of Wanton Shit"
Chuck Mosely "Tractor"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Long Way from Home"
Enforcer "Black Angel"
Bent Peg "Figure It Out"
Destroy Destroy Destroy "Return of the Geoshmal Undead"
Psyche Corporation "The End of the World"
The Mighty Regis "Celtic Storm"
Broken Melody "Rising"
Fluttr Effect "Stop Me"
Tombs "The Great Silence"
Descent Into Madness "Century"
Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Demon Hunter "Storm the Gates of Hell"
Warpath "Spitting Blood"
Grimstine "Superantural"
Rheinkaos "Witness to Your Demise"
Warblade "The Phantom Blaze"
Misery "Low Life"
Saint Chaos "Living in this Misery"
Evestus "You're Not Good Enough to be My Enemy"
Rumblestiltskin Grinder "Nothing Defeats the Skull"
Burst "(We Watched) The Silver Rain"

Warblade Live in Studio

Crimfall "Wildfire Season"
At War "Covert Sins"
RPG Magnet "Krumbling"
Todesbonden "Ghost of the Crescent Moon"
Insomnis "Nothing's Changed"
Warblade "Lateral Infinity"
Psyopus "Duct Tape Smile"
Mind Odyssey "Enemy Daggers"
Isole "Forlorn"
Minddrop "Monster"
Lunatica "The Incredibles"
Tyr "Sinklars Visa"
Dionysus "Spirit"
Alestorm "Wolves of the Sea"
Amphionelle "Apocalypse Graveyard"
Whiplash "The Burning of Atlanta"
Drive "Kamakaze / Pandilla"
Dracula Jones "Wanna Be"
Bruce Dickinson "Solar Confinement"
Hitman "Test of Time"
Closer than Kin "If Demons Could Weep"
Fjorgyn "Narziss(t)"
Dokken Will the Sun Rise"

February 2 - Debates and DVD Player Smashing
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; It was Debate night, they occur biweekly, except that they don't. Those in attendance debated one another on various topics, and then were judged on their performances and awarded points. There was also a contest to see who could do the best job of having DVD players broken on their heads, I.E., who's head could do the most damage to the DVD players. After several tries where it didn't break, it finally broke, on EVD, thus making him the winner. Russian Roulette was played (with nine thousand three hundred fifty three songs on the computer). Due to the results, Just Joe got to break a DVD player over EVD's head. Brian won the most debates, so he was the master debater. He was awarded a cow trophy as his prize for being the master debater. So congratulations Brian for being the master debater, and congratulations EVD for having the hardest head...

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Background: Veritas "Calling the Storm"

Absolution Project "Mad World"
Saint Chaos "Come Back Strong"
Chastain "I've Seen Tomorrow"
Tribuzy "Lake of Sins"
Bent Peg "Contradict Me to You"
Rheinkaos "Drink the Effect"
Sepultura "Sadistic Values"
Power Salad "My Cat is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner"
Burst "We are Dust"
Grimstine "To catch a Killer"
Dethklok "Facefisted" (R)
Misery "Steal My Background"
Born in Winter "Paper and Roses" (R)
Kreator "Escalation"
Sylosis "Teras"
He the Hero "Tickled Pickle" (R)
Product of Hostility "Definition of Time" (R)
Try.Fail.Repeat "Everyone Gone"
Worm Quartet "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib 2008"
fluttreffect "Amplify"
At War "Creed of the Sniper"
Deadlock "Seal Slayer"
Slayer "Seasons in the Abyss" (R)
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force "Death Dealer"
Suidakra "Dead Man's Reel"
Sodom "Outbreak of Evil - Live"
Amon Amarth "No Fear for the Setting Sun" (R)
Snapcase "Mountain Song"
A Modern Age Slavery "Damned to Blindness"
Saxon "Premonition in D Minor / Voice"
The Great Luke Ski "My Name is Not Merv Griffin"
Emergency Gate "Double Suicide"
Napalm Death "On the Brink of Extinction"
The Bakerton Group "The Gigantomakhia"
Rob Balder "Never Say Never"
Polyethylene Thurman Wood Warmed Nights"
Ayurveda "Siddharta"
Euphoreador "Kingdom of Wanton Shit"
Asmegin "Hiertebrand"
Finger Painted Death "Dirty Tricks and Rotten Treats"
Satyricon "Die By My Hand"
Killing Joke "The Wait"
King Missile "It's Saturday"
Midnight "Screams of Blasphemy"
Lawnmower Deth "Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower"
Merit "Man on a String"
Shotgun Messiah "Nobody's Home"
Piece Dogs "Morning Sun Burning"
Proscriptor "Voyage I - Tin Formulae"
Worm Quartet "Hair on the Soap"
NOFX "Idiots are Taking Over"
Keel "Because the Night"
Castrofate "Misguided Path"
Luna Mortis "Ash"
Calisus "Never Coming Back"
Bent Peg "Industrial Skat"
Todesbonden "Surrender to the Sea"
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder "Brainwasher C. 1655"
Pile Driver "Blood Bath"
Iron Fire "The Beast from the Blackness"
Cryptic Carnage "Where the Clouds"
Devian "Saintbleeder"
Dogs Divine "Heroes"
Zonaria "At War with the Inferior"
Too Pure to Die "Define Irony"
River Chicken "Sharxxx"
Saint Chaos "Godsong"
Confession of Faith "Eastgo"
Destroy Destroy Destroy "Battle upon the Artic Plains"
Viking Skull "In for the Kill"
Gates of Winter "The Wildwood Path"
Michael Andrews "Mad world"

January 25 - Desk Diving
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; We learned that Just Joe and Dave had not been abducted by aliens last week, they had been tricked into believing they were going to be. They had in fact run in front of a snow plow. The plow hit Dave, he has yet to be heard from. Just Joe hid in a snow bank for so long he suffered frost bite. Just Joe could not be talked out of believing that he and Dave had been abducted by aliens. EVD showed up. We learned that Jeff resurrected him, which was why he was now alive after having been killed, by Jeff, on The Metallic Onslaught the night before. Due to the results of Russian Roulette, EVD jumped off the roof on to a desk. He landed on his head, and after that, seemed to be broken, stopping in the middle of his sentences, and saying things that had nothing to do with anything. Just Joe jumped off the roof on to the desk, to prove he could do anything EVD could do. He landed on his head, and then also seemed to be broken. Azkath tried to fix Just Joe, doing wrestling moves on him on the desk. All that getting his head slammed into the desk did finally seem to fix Just Joe. And EVD eventually got back to being himself...

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Whiplash "Perpetual Warfare / Walk the Plank"
Sacrifice "Afterlife"
Enforcer "Into the Night"
Cubical Sphere "Mahatma (Jhala Madhya)"
Viking Skull "In Hell"
Grimmstine "911"
Alestorm "Heavy Metal Pirates"
Animosity "Eternal Hatred"
Deathrow "Spider Attack"
Slayer "Chemical Warfare" (R)
The Coup de Grace "Barbed Wire"
Chastain "Fighting to Stay Alive"
Death "Scream Bloody Gore"
Vengeance "I Love Hating Evil"
Clutch "The Soapmakers" (R)
The Bakerton Group "Last Orbit"
Kings X "Sumerland" (R)
Rumplestiltskin Grinder "Traitor's Blood"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Satyricon "Black Crow on a Tombstone"
Kreator "To the Afterborn"
Sister Sin "Death Will Greet Us"
Wino "Release Me"
Sylosis "Last Remaining Light"
Blood Feast "Face Fate"
Forlorn "Stigmata Damnation"
Possessed "My Belief"
Behemoth "Demigod"
Therapy? "This One's for You"
After Forever "Emphasis"
Lizzy Borden "Menace to Society"
Saint Chaos "Don't Wanna Be Alone"
Savage Grace "Ride into the Night"
Schoolyard Heroes "Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise"
Seduce "Any Time or Place"
Seducer "Prostitute"
Sepultura "Filthy Rot"
Emergency Gate "...of Stars and Drifting"
Zonaria "Praise the Eradication"
Catrofate "Nightmares"
Euphoreador "Look Beforeward"
Narcosis "Just Because They Say Christ When You Walk Into a Room, Doesn't Make You Jesus"
16 "Me and My Shadow"
The Great Luke Ski "Everybody Get Lost"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Tom Sawyer"
Destroy Destroy Destroy "The Beserker's Field of Whores"
Children of the New Sun "The End"
Gates of Winter "Burning Kingdom III - Lux Aeterna"
Evestus "Perfect"
Joetown "Finger"
Steve Goodie "Bye Bye Dubya"
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force "Damnation Game"
Psyche Corporation "The Medicine Man"
Asmegin "Fandens Maelkebotte"
Carnindyle "The Kind"
Dirtfed "The American Night"
Early Man "Suck Me Dry"
Grimstine "To Catch a Killer"
KrashKarma "Fantastic Fear"
The Beast "War Path"
At War "Gutless Sympathizer"
Burst "I Exterminate the I"
Iron Fire "To the Grave"
Grave Digger "Pray"
Bagga Brownz "Angel"
Walls of Jericho "Angel"
Oliver Magnum "The Last Prophet"
Tribuzy "Forgotten Time"
Enforcer "Speed Queen"
Atom and his Package "Does Anyone Else in the Room Want to Marry his Grandmother"
Scarlet Bride "Hideaway"
Arcane Opera "Dust of Stars"
Minier "Prophecy"
Distorted "Children of Fall"
Current 93 "Anti-Christ and Bar Codes"
Whiplash "Respect the Dead / Perpetual Warfare"


January 18 - The Wrench Set
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; Due to the results of Russian Roulette (there were nine thousand two hundred 17 songs on the computer, and, when some comedy songs were added in, it became over ten thousand), Brian had to smell a wrench. There was a set of wrenches that, because of some defect in the way they were made, the plastic gives off a really rancid stench. After Brian suffered this, there was a long brawl, with Brian, Dave, Just Joe, and Azkath all trying to force one another to smell the wrenches, shoving it up their noses, then Brian introduced a soda bottle into the brawl, hitting with it. And Brian, Just Joe, and Dave progressed the brawl outside into the snow. They all tormented each other with the wrenches for most of the night. Then Just Joe and Dave ate some of the wrenches. They complained of terrible stomach aches, their stomachs began to beep, and to glow, and, at the end of the program, there were lights beaming down from the sky, trying to get Just Joe and Dave...

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Burst "I Hold Vertigo"
Stormlord "Legacy of the Snake"
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force "Red Devil"
Kreator "Destroy What Destroys You"
Alestorm "Leviathan"
Tribuzy "Nature of Evil"
Grimmstine "Supernatural"
Saxon "Battalions of Steel"
Early Man "Sinking the Blade"
Psyche Corporation "End of the World"
Saint Chaos "By Myself"
Oliver Magnum "The Last Prophet"
Sepultura "We've Lost You!"
Edguy "Ministry of Saints / Sex Fire Religion"
Adagio "Fame"
Suidakra "Sheltering Dreams / A Menhir's Clay"
Cannibal Corpse "Sanded Faceless" (R)
Eyes of Fire "Anyone"
Sylosis "The Blackest Skyline"
At War "Conscientious Objector"
Combat "Blades of Death"
Whiplash "Nailed to the Cross"
Rabid "War Machine"
The Agonist "Rise and Fall"
Primus "Too Many Puppies"
The Dreamside "This Quest"
Nevermore "The Tiananmen Man"
Lord Belial "Antichrist Reborn"
Viking Skull "Start a War"
Tom Smith "Songwriting Workshop"
Rumplestilkskin Grinder "Beware the Thrash Brigade"
16 "Skin and Bones"
Gwen Stacy "I Was Born with Two First Names"
Lamb of God "Set to Fail"
Destroy Destroy Destroy "Realm of Ancient Shadows"
Wino "The Woman in the Orange Pants"
Demonstration "How's It Gonna Be"
Ravage "Be Quick or Be Dead"
Todesbonden "Surya Namaskara"
Luna Mortis "Ruin"
KrashKarma "Fist Don't Fail Me"
Amberian Dawn "Valkyries"
Enforcer "Curse the Light"
Zoetrope "N.A.S.A."
Iced Earth "The Ripper"
Faith in the Muse "All Lovers Lost"
Iron Maiden "Die with your Boots On"
Project Sisyphus "Emo Girls Favorite Things"
Stuck Mojo "15 Minutes of Fame"
Cubical Sphere "Spiral Intergration"
Euphoreoador "Cut and Run"
Evestus "Disko"
He the Hero "Thud Against the Porcelain"
Forward Now "Slow Like Sadness"
David Lee Roth and Smash
Believer "D.O.S. (Desolation of Sodom)"
Kivimetsan Druidi "Burden"
Sadus "Twisted Face"
Vengeance Rising "Space Truckin'"
The Bakerton Group "Chancellor"
Death "Beyond the Unholy Grave"
TV's Kyle "Canker Sore"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin" (R)
Insomnis "Nothing's Changed"
Absolution Project "Mad World"
Confession of Faith "East er"
Hitman "Test of Time"

January 11 - Pre-Recorded Show Due to Bad Weather

This Show was prerecorded due to the weather. We re-aired a pre-recorded show from last year.

Tribute to the Past Show

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Elegeion "Through the Eyes of Regret"
Empyrean Sky "Love Poison"
Edge of Sanity "Black Tears"
Ebony Tears "Moonlight"
Elvenking "Seasonspeech"
Fear Factory "Martyr"
Poison Idea "Alan's on Fire"
Meathook Seed "A Furred Grave"
Black Sabbath "TV Crimes"
Annihilator "Stone Wall"
Anvil "Metal on Metal"
Anacrusis "Fighting Evil"
Krank "Rented Heat"
Laaz Rockit "Euroshima"
Exodus "Pleasures of the Flesh"
Fates Warning "Damnation"
Zoetrope "Company Man"
Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction "Prime Mover"
Kix "Midnight Dynamite"
Mama's Boys "Lettin' Go"
Dokken "Don't Close Your Eyes"
Def Leppard "Rock Brigade"
Cinderella "Night Songs"
Y&T "Rescue Me"
Malign "Skin and Lye"
Maudlin of the Well "Pondering a Wall"
Nothing "Her Voice, Like Loss"
Procession of Faith "Sympathy"
The Sisters of Mercy "Ribbons"
Laibach "War"
Ministry "Stigmata - Live"
Vio-Lence "Eternal Nightmare"
VoiVod "Build Your Weapons - Live"
Morgoth "Resistance"
Kreator "Flag of Hate"
Liege Lord "Fallout"
Incubus "Serpent Temptation"
Cannibal Corpse "Shredded Humans"
Obituary "Find the Arise"
Morbid Angel "Blasphemy"
Bolt Thrower "In Battle There is No Law"
Entombed "But Life Goes On"
Malevolent Creation "Monster"
Manowar "Hail and Kill"
Metal Church "Badlands"
Mordred "Shatter"
Accept "Princess of the Dawn"
Bad Religion "Punk Rock Song"
Blitzkrieg "Blitzkrieg"
Coroner "Shadow of a Lost Dream"
Dark Angel "Merciless Death"
Exciter "Rising of the Dead"
EXE "Stricken by Might"
Fifth Angel "Cry Out the Fools"
Forbidden "Step by Step"
Gang Green "Bomb"
Hawk "Tell the Truth"
Heathen "Breaking the Silence"
Banshee "Cry in the Night"

January 4 - Dave Returns...
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Recap from Fire Eater Wizard; This was the first The Last Exit For The Lost of The New Year, 2009. Last week, to punish EVD for his betrayal of LE by helping MO stage their coup, they had taken away his coffee, permanently. Now, EVD thanked them for getting him over his addiction to coffee. However, they soon learned he had replaced that with another vice, cigarettes. They took away his cigarettes. He replaced that vice with chewing tobacco. They took that away. The next vice was cheese sticks. You guessed it. Those were taken away, too. Dave arrived, and thought it was Christmas. He obviously had lost a week somehow. They thought that perhaps he had missed last week because he had gone back in time. They decided to try and send him back in time to try and find out. Everyone was supposed to sing the perfect harmonic chord together, and that should do it. At first it seemed to be working, Dave's arm disappeared (much to Dave's alarm), but then EVD screwed it up. Plus everyone began going off key. Well, what did you expect?! Take it from someone who's had the pleasure, err, nightmare, of having to listen to Just Joe sing, I mean screech, "Happy Birthday To You" to her many times, expecting him to stay on key is sheer lunacy, he sounds like cats in a blender! BTW, Dave's arm did reappear, and attached all in the right place and everything, fortunately for Dave, although, if it hadn't been, that could have been amusing for the rest of us. Due to the results of Russian Roulette, there was a death match in the snow, between Azkath, Brian, and Brian's tag team partner, EVD. EVD lost. The next vice EVD took up was sniffing glue, so they glued his hands firmly to his ass. Which was how the night ended...

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Brenda's Never Been "Soul Sick"
Saint Chaos "Nothing is Forever"
Evil Twin "Down"
The Gathering "In Motion #2"
Hawaii "Proud to be Loud"
Forward Now "Coward White Man"
The Dandy Warhols "Hells Bells" (R)
Def Leppard "Hello Amercia" (R)
Nightwish "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Asmegin "Generalen Og Troldharen"
Destroy Destroy Destroy "Born of Thunder"
Randy Piper's Animal "Who's Next?"
Fjoregyn "Narziss(t)"
99 Cent Special "Ok? Aren't Wee?"
Insomnis "Reopening the Past"
Grave Digger "Hell of Disillusion"
Iron Fire "The Beast from the Blackness"
The Pushrods "Don't Fit In"
Brenda's Never Been "Cunt Face"
Dogs Divine "Way of Life"
Arsonists Get All the Girls "Zombies Ate My Neighbors"
Age of Silence "Vouchers, Coupons, and the End of a Shopping Session"
Architects "Numbers Count for Nothing"
Ravage "The Shredder"
Kreator "Warcurse"
The Great Luke Ski "Keanu Barada Nikto"
Overkill "Feel the Fire (Demo Version)"
Raw Power "Fuck Authority"
220 Volt "Carry On"
Powermad "Nice Dreams"
Night in Gales "From Ebony Skies"
Athena "Twilight of Days"
Convulse "The Rite of Sunshine"
Neurosis "From Where It's Roots Run"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Omega Lithium "Last"
Abigail "Bitterness... Tears"
Dionysus "March for Freedom"
Chants of Maledicta "Spirit Dance"
The Provenance "World of Hurt"
SSS "The Bastard Stench"
Yngwie Malmsteen "Death Dealer"
The Modern Age Slavery "Drop by Drop"
Burst "(We Watched) The Silver Rain"
Firewind "Believe in Nothing"
Napalm Death "Outconditioned"
Psyche Corporation "Meant to Be"
Ragg "Architect"
Rheinkhaos "I Bring the Shadows"
Forced Entry "Never a Know, but the No"
Pat Boone "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Born In Winter "Paper and Roses"
Taake "Motpol"
Misery "I Hate Your Face"
Vitriola "Bedbugs"
Nuclear Assault "Vengeance"
Enforcer "Mistress from Hell"
Hermh "Gnosis / Who Can Be Against Us"
Van Canto "Starlight"
Tribuzy "Beast in the Light"
Finger Painted Death "Dirty Tricks and Rotten Treats"
Brats "Sometimes You're Deadly"
Evestus "You're Not Good Enough to be My Enemy"
Kreator "Flag of Hate - Live"
Jealous Bitch "Too Good to Sacrifice"
Saint Chaos "Hellfire"

 

 

December 28 - We Love Satan Show

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Dec 28As this was the Program which fell the closest to Christmas, it was, of course, our annual, or semi annual, the other one being, of course, Easter Sunday, We Love Satan Shows. And, although Satan hasn't been showing up for his Shows for the last several of them, he actually saw fit to grace us with his presence for his big day this time. Only, apparently he had been unable to obtain a body to appear in, so he had said he would pick someone at the program to possess just for this night... And, his pick wound up being Brian AKA Badchiken. Brian was not at all happy about this honor, for some reason, but he was told he had a choice, either he could comply with this request, or he could deny it, and really piss Satan off, which, probably wouldn't be a very good idea, or be much fun, for Brian, anyways. So Brian decided to comply. Just Joe had to follow the instructions from Satan on how to prepare Brian's body for possession. The final, note final, not first step, involved lube, and, judging from Brian's screams from the basement (which was where Just Joe had taken him to perform this task), didn't feel too good. Then Satan was there. He said he had a lot in store for Just Joe... So a lot of the night was similar to the show from a couple weeks ago, where the entire night was spent playing Russian Roulette, and, Just Joe had to draw his punishments from out of a bag... Only much of this night involved spinning The Wheel Of Satan (well, since they had broken The Wheel Of Satan a long time ago, they had to all manually make the noise), and Just Joe would draw his fate from a bag. He got set on fire (they told him to go throw himself in the snow to put it out, and he did, but Satan informed us that it was hell fire, and wouldn't go out 'til he put it out, so poor Just Joe threw himself in the snow for nothing). He got firecrackers exploded in his pants (regular firecrackers, so they did go out, at least). Satan turned Just Joe's and his own, only it wasn't his own, since he was inhabiting Brian's body, it was Brian's, head around backwards. Then he let Brian have his body back, for just a couple minutes, so that he could see that his head was on backwards. Brian began screaming. Satan came back. Just Joe wanted him to turn his head the right way around. Satan said no, but he would throw him down the stairs. He did. And somehow that caused Just Joe to become possessed by Santa Claus. Btw, because we are not only an evil show, and an entertaining show, but also an educational show, here is a bit of educational information for all of you, especially you children. Santa is actually a demon, he doesn't really eat the cookies and milk you leave out for him, he just feeds off it's energy, and uses that energy to steal children's souls, which is really what he's there for, not to bring them toys and make them happy. So, Merry Christmas, little kiddies, Santa just stole your souls! Satan and Santa don't like each other, they fight each other for territory, kinda like the mob, so they spent their time fighting and brawling. As they were about to break the entire place, something had to be done. Russian Roulette was played, there are now around nine thousand songs on the computer, all random, if a bullet, Satan would have to leave, if no bullet, Santa would have to leave, and, if Buckner And Garcia or Shatner or Nemoy played, then EVD could have his coffee back. Which, I need to explain... As punishment for his betrayal of the show, by helping The Metallic Onslaught people take over the program last week, and sabotage it for months, Satan had said that EVD's coffee would be taken away for the entire night. As EVD can't live without caffeine, this punishment for him was severe, he spent the whole show going through withdrawal symptoms, jitters, and then couldn't stay awake. Satan said he could have his coffee back, but, as he is evil, of course, it was decaff, which he made EVD drink, which made EVD suffer more. No bullet. So Santa had to leave. They thought once Santa was gone, Just Joe would return, but Satan informed them he was dead. They said they needed him back. Satan told them they would have to play some Christian music, and that would resurrect him. They played a set of Christian music, ending with Stryper. Now, as we all learned 3 years ago at Christmas time, when Just Joe died and was resurrected by playing Stryper, and we got the Eleventh Commandment from Prophet Just Joe, thou shalt not ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, ever, play any Stryper! EVER!!!! NEVER!!!! So this made God angry, and he sent Just Joe back. Just Joe was upset with them for bringing him back. He's been dead, and resurrected, many, many, many, many times, but he said that this time, he was actually very happy being dead. He had been in a field full of bunnies, which he had been running over with his car and killing them, and, well, just having a really good, happy time. He was very upset to be alive again. At the end of the night, Satan gave Brian his body back. Once again, Just Joe had to take Brian to the basement, and prepare the body, but, this time, the lube came first. However, once Brian had his body back, he began screaming, the whole experience was just extremely traumatizing for him. While Satan was there, he took a girl down to the basement, she could be heard screaming down there, and, when they returned, Satan said she was his slave. Of course, all the music (except of course for the Christian set that resurrected Just Joe, and a few Christmas songs), worshiped and praised Satan. Tim, from Century Media, was there, and so was Chris, from the band Castle Bravo. And so, thus went our We Love Satan Show, wrapping up another year...


December 21 - The Masked Men ATTACK!

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Dec 21This was our 4th Pre Anniversary End Of The World Show (and, as the world is slated to end on December 21st, 2012). Last week, The Masked Man had claimed he would show up at this show and said he would have this be the end of the world for LE. So Azkath had been having Just Joe and Dave train all week long, and said they were ready for him. But, he said that he didn't really think The Masked Man would show up at all, because The Masked Man was a wussy, and a coward. They taunted and insulted The Masked Man. And then all havoc ensued... Not one, but four Masked Men barged in, and quickly subdued everyone there. There were bodies all over the floor. Then The Masked Men took over the show, and began playing their music, which consisted, among other things, of Kiss. Azkath send Dave in naked, and the chased him away with a puppet (Dave is afraid of puppets). Then Azkath hyped Joe up on sugar and sent him in to reatke the show, but they subdued him and locked him downstairs in the spider cabinet. Then Sean and Brian put on masks and tried to infiltrate, to no avail. After a couple hours of this, Azkath informed The Masked Men that he knew who they were... One of them, the most obvious one to figure out, was EVD! And the other 3...? Were, Tim, from Century Media, Lance, and Joe, no, not Just Joe, but, senile, old Joe, from The Metallic Onslaught! They had staged an invasion, and were responsible for all the sabotage that's been going on these last few months, including nearly getting everybody killed, and they had done this with the help of traitor EVD, whom, it turned out, is a cheap whore, selling everyone at LE out for a mere twenty bucks! Yes, that's right, twenty bucks for like several months of work! EVD! SHAME ON YOU! HOW COULD YOU! And, just what was the gang from MO's reason for all this sabotage, and attempted coup? Well, they were pissed at Azkath for sending them Jeffie, and for continuing to fix him, and send him back every time they killed him. Unbelievable, even nice guy Tim kicked ass and dealt out the beat downs, and poser Lance, and, old, senile Joe, who has never once been to LE! Azkath made them a deal... If they would relinquish control of LE, he would fix Jeffie, and, by next week, Jeffie would no longer be annoying and obnoxious, but would be smart, and normal. The deal was excepted. But, of course, the participants in this treachery had to be punished... Well, all except for Joe, as, in spite of his treachery, at least he finally showed up for a visit to LE, before the world ends, and, who, if the last 15 years are anything to go by, will never be back for another visit before the world ends. For Tim's punishment... Just Joe and Dave took him down to the basement, and, from the sounds of the screams which issued forth from down there, did unspeakable things to him there, probably involving a naked Just Joe and Dave, For Lance's punishment... His pretty boy, glam hair was rubbed all over Dave's naked, sweaty belly. And for EVD's punishment... Well, his punishment would have to be more severe, as, after all, he had betrayed LE from the inside, and MO would never have been able to do what they did without his help, plus the fact of the ridiculously low price he sold us out for. Just Joe, Dave, Brian, and Sean, dragged EVD out side, and made a snowman out of him, and Dave splashed him in the snow. Well, a snowman is a Christmas-y thing, and, seeing as this was the last LE before Christmas this year, it was all very fitting! Metal and comedy Christmas songs were played all throughout the night. They also flipped EVD's car over in the snow. They informed EVD that his punishment would go on for multiple weeks, unless he could think of something terrible to do to The Metallic Onslaught, something that couldn't be traced back to LE... EVD claims he can do that.



December 14 - Russian Roulette Show

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Dec 14Recap from FEW: This Show was The Tribute To The Past Show, but with a new twist on that. All the songs would be randomly selected by the computer, which now has nine thousand plus songs on it, so, in other words, the entire Show was a Russian Roulette Show. No requests, just for this one night, everything picked by the computer, all randomly. And, of course, this also meant that every time a bullet happened, all night, it meant something would happen to Just Joe. And the definition of a bullet was expanded somewhat... A bullet was still any over played, cheesy, 80's songs, but now also included covers, and bad Christmas songs, if, in the certainty that Buckner And Garcia, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, or any other weird music like that played, it still meant that EVD had to take the bullet, and, if Insane Clown Posse played, it still meant that Just Joe would automatically be thrown down the stairs. However, for tonight, there were some new twists to the game... As if I hadn't had to explain enough rules already! There was a bag, filled with slips of paper, each of which had a penalty or reward Just Joe would have to take written on it. When a bullet played, Just Joe would pick from the bag. Some of the punishments were things that would be bad for Just Joe, things he wouldn't like, but some of them were things he would like. Just Joe had the option, before he picked from the bag, of course, to, either take the penalty, or make either Badchiken, or Sean, take the punishment for him, so, he would always be risking either opting to take the penalty, and having something horrible happen to him, or choosing to have someone else take it, and missing out on something he would have really liked/wanted. Understand all that, everyone?! I really hope so, because I'm completely exhausted from having to explain all that! And I'm NOT going through it again, so, if you don't understand any of it... TOUGH! So, that was how the night went, bullets and penalties. And there were A LOT of bullets! A ton. A list/rundown of the results... Demon's choice, which became, break a record on Just Joe. He got hit with a record, and, after about at least a dozen shots with the record, the record STILL REFUSED to break (very sturdy record!), so Just Joe got thrown down the stairs, instead. Just Joe got thrown in the snow, twice. Just Joe got beaten down with a barbed wire Baseball bat. Just Joe got to sing "Happy Birthday To You" to Kal. Brian AKA Badchiken got thrown into a bunch of mousetraps. Just Joe got duct taped (to Badchiken thanks to EVD), and powered out of it (the screams while it was being torn off were truly something to behold!). Just Joe got group hugged. EVD got hugged by Just Joe and everyone else because Nimoy played. Just Joe had to give Sean his car. Just Joe had to give Sean $50. Just Joe got a bunch of feathers stuffed down his pants (he then took his pants off, to everyone's great dismay). Just Joe Got Hugged. Just Joe got thrown down the stairs. Sean got to hit Just Joe with a golf club, like he was hitting a golf ball with it. Sean had to give Just Joe a shiny new penny (which no doubt came out of the $50 he'd gotten from Just Joe). I think that about covers all the results. Most of the time, when Just Joe would opt to have someone else take his punishment, it turned out to be something he would have liked, and, when he decided to keep the penalty for himself, it was something bad for him. So, Just Joe didn't have too good a night. Neither did Brian, he looked half dead, and kept whining for someone to please remove the mousetraps from him, please? Sean, on the other hand, had quite a good night, he got $50 from Just Joe, and he got Just Joe's car. Just Joe kept molesting Sean all night long, for some reason, which definitely is not a good thing! Oh, and remember when, 4 years ago, Just Joe had a prized possession, a cup, which he had drawn a face on, and called "Cuppie"? And how Cuppie got killed, to Just Joe's great trauma? Well, Just Joe learned/remembered, from watching an older (Volume 7) Best Of DVD, that Sean had helped in the killing of Cuppie. So, tonight, Sean made Just Joe a new Cuppie, so Just Joe now once more, after all these years, finally has his beloved Cuppie again. Also an e-mail was received, from The Masked Man, in which he states that next weeks show will be the end of the world, no more show for you! So, apparently he plans to show up for our Pre Anniversary End Of The World Show, and sabotage the show... Permanently... And, perhaps, we'll finally learn who The Masked Man really is...



December 7 - Just Joe's 5 Year Anniversary

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Dec 7Recap from FEW: This was Just Joe's 5th Anniversary Show. Because of this, and because Russian Roulette went in his favor, they told him he could request whatever he wanted to happen. A BIG, STUPID MISTAKE! Because Just Joe requested to have Jeffie be there for his 5th Anniversary Show. Jeffie is of course banned from ever being on LE, but they had promised Just Joe he could request what he wanted, and, even we know what a promise is. Azkath, refusing to be there with Jeffie, left. Jeffie arrived. Just Joe was very happy to see him. He was the only one who was. As it had been EVD's birthday, on December 4th, Jeffie gave EVD his birthday spankings. Since EVD is ancient, this took a whole set of music to accomplish. Jeffie played 'What's In Jeffie's Pants' (WIJP), and, in his pants was Ria's purse. There was a stuffed teddy bear there. Jeffie and Just Joe were wrestling over that, they both wanted to put it in their pants, and, while they were doing that, they both fell down the stairs. The door was then quickly shut and locked on them. We were spared from having EVD run the show by Azkath's return. Just Joe said Jeffie was either knocked out or dead. Azkath informed Just Joe that he was back, and that he was not going to be there with Jeffie, so this was the end of Jeffie's visit, Just Joe could come back upstairs, Jeffie, unconscious or dead, could not. As a result of another round of Russian Roulette going his way, Just Joe got a group hug from everyone.


November 30 - The Masked Man? Joe 2? Sean's Birthday?

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Sean's Birthday - The Masked Man Captured? Bri Bri Returns...  Looks like Just Joe???


November 23 - Belly!

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Nov 23Due to the results of Russian Roulette (there are now seventy eight hundred songs on the computer, of which approximately two hundred are bullets), Dave dropped his belly, after having gotten it all nice and sweaty and oily, on Brian's AKA Badchiken's head. Dave then did the same thing to Jonah, from the band New Animal. Once Jonah had recovered enough from his trauma, he updated us on what's going on with New Animal. They are a cool band. As a result of a second round of Russian Roulette, Dave dropped his wet, sweaty, oily belly on Shaun's head, and then, even though that had not been part of the rules, Dave dropped his belly on Brian's head again, just for good measure. As per the results of the third and final round of Russian Roulette, Brian and Shaun got to go sledding on Dave outside. But Brian came back unhappy, saying Dave had made a lousy sled. Brian threw snow down Dave's pants. Dave took the snow from out of his pants, and threw it right back in Brian's face. A nice, cool, refreshing treat! Dave gave Shaun a lap dance. Just Joe, who was out tracking The Masked Man, called in to say that he was sure The Masked Man was in Florida, in Disney Land. Just Joe claims he will return next week... With The Masked Man... (Recap by FEW)


November 16 - Joe Licks Heads

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Nov 16Rub Mc'Groin was there for a while. As a result of Russian Roulette, Just Joe got to hug Shaun, and lick his head. Then they had him lick everyone else's head. They asked him who tasted the best, Shaun won. Well, until later in the night, when Gorgar arrived, and they had him lick Gorgar's head, then he said Gorgar's was even better than Shaun's. Oh well, Shaun, easy come, easy go. There was a Gorgar's Glamorama. Also, Just Joe and a bunch of other people went down the stairs together. We also learned that, last week, when there had been two Just Joe's, that Just Joe had gone back in time and saved everyone. Which they thanked him for... (Recap by FEW)



November 9 - The Two Joes

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Nov 9Sometime after the first talk break, while the music was playing, a second Joe came upstairs and called the first Joe downstairs. We never did find out exactly what was going on, but the Joe who came back up seemed to know what was going to happen in advance... And who knows, maybe he saved the world. Or at least the show...

 


November 2 - Product of Hostility Break Records...

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Nov 2Product of Hostility come to visit after playing their show at The Haunt. They get to try their hand at breaking records on Dave. Then it's hugging time... This was also our 7 hour show...

 


October 26 - Gorgar's Birthday

Oct 26Gorgar's Birthday Show, and we let him have fun doing horrible things to Just Joe...

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October 19 - Brian Gets Caned

October 19
Brian Gets Caned
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October 12 - The Masked Man... Captured?

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October 5 - Joe and Dave are Missing...

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September 28 - Trapping the Masked Man

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September 21 - Masked Man Party!

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September 14 - EVD's Anniversary

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Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


 

September 7 - Born in Winter Visit the Show

Born in Winter come up to show after their performance at The Haunt. You can see that and an interview in our live concerts section. They manage to break some records on Dave and Joe... And each other...

Listen Here - Video Recaps - Veoh - YouTube / Photos

Born in Winter - Live at The Haunt / Interview


August 31 - New Animal, Check Engine, and If Man is Five

New Animal, Tim from Check Engine, and Angela from If Man is Five come to the show and perform, ending in one big, strange jam session about an evil picnic basket.

LIsten Now!                         

Veoh - YouTube - Photos

Check Engine Performance

New Animal Performance


August 24


Aug 17
August 17, 2008
Joe vs Jelly Beans
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Veoh - YouTube - Photos


August 10, 2008 - Listen Here
No Pics or Video for this week...


August 3, 2008 - Listen Here
No Pics or Video for this week...


July 27July 27, 2008 - Polyethylene and Living Dead Girl - Listen Here

Veoh - YouTube - Photos

Polyethylene's Full Performance Video

 


July 20July 20, 2008
Exit Eats Dave's Head
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Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


July 13July 13, 2008
Super Dave Death Match
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Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


July 6, 2008 - Sparklers for Joe- Listen Here
No Pics or Video for this week...


June 29June 29, 2008
Penguin Return
Listen Here

Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


June 22June 22, 2008
Listen Here

Ayurveda and Porn

Photos - Veoh - YouTube

 


June 15June 15, 2008
Listen Here

Steve from Armageddon Monks

Photos

 


June 8June 8, 2008
Listen Here

NFU and Scarcophagus Visit

Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


June 1June 1, 2008
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New Animal Returns

Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


May 25
May 25, 2008
Listen Here

Veoh - YouTube - Photos

 


May 18
May 18, 2008
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New Animal Visits

Veoh - YouTube - Photos


May 11
May 11, 2008
Listen Here

Armageddon Monks and Scacophagus Visit

Veoh - YouTube - Photos


May 4
May 4, 2008
Listen Here

No Video - Photos

 


April 27
April 27, 2008
Listen Here

YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


April 20, 2008 - Listen Here
No Video or Photos from this night


April 13

April 13, 2008
Listen Here

YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


April 6
April 6, 2008
Listen Here

YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


March 31

March 31 - National Joe Day
Listen Here

YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


March 23

March 23 - We Love Satan Show
Listen Here

YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


Stabbing Dave
March 16
Listen Here

YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


March 9 - Listen Here
This was a pre-recorded show due to the weather. Thus we made it a Tribute to the Past Show...


Super DaveMarch 2 - "Super" Dave
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Video Recaps
YouTube - Veoh - Photos

 


February 24 - Listen Here


February 17 - Listen Here


Feb 10February 10 - Listen Here

Video Recaps - YouTube - Photos

What Happens when you Fall Asleep at The Last Exit Vid - YouTube

 


If Man and FMGFebruary 3 - If Man is Five
Listen Here

Video Recaps
YouTube -Photos

 


PhotosJanuary 27 - Listen Here

No Video Recaps

Photos

 


MonksJanuary 20 - Listen Here

Video Recaps
YouTube

Photos


January 13 - Listen Here - No Photos or Video Recaps


January 6 - Snow Diving - Listen Here

Video Recaps
YouTube - Photos

 

Audio Link and Date / Description / Picture Link / Video Recap Link

December 30 - LEmy Awards - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Stage 6

December 23 - 5th PreAnniversary End of the World Show - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

December 16 - Pre-Recorded Show

December 9 - Crow
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

December 2 - Joe's 13th Annivesary

November 25 - Cootie Shot - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6
Full Performance on Stage 6

November 18 - Polyethylene - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6
Full Performance on Stage 6

November 11 - The Dead Army and Dave gets Stapled - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

November 4 - Rabid and Tribute to the Past - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

October 28 - The Evil Box - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

October 21 - Poor Dave - Pics
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

October 14 - Death Match
Video Recap - YouTube / Divx Stage 6

October 7 - Genevieve of Psyche Corporation - Pics
Video Recap - Part 1 - Part 2 - Full - Dancing

September 30 - Girls Rock Girls Rule - Pics - Video Recap

September 23 - Crappy the Clown - Pics - Video Recap

September 16 - If Man is Five - Pics - Video Recap

September 9 - (god-rot) - Pics - Video Recap

September 2 - Psyche Corporation - Pics - Video Recap

August 26 - Stuffies from the Sky - Pics

August 19 - Joe Creates the Future - Pics - Video Recap

August 12 - The Kendo Stick - Pics - Video Recap

August 5 - Who Kidnapped Dave? - Pics - Video Recap

July 29 - Poor Dave - Pics - Video Recap

July 22 - Future and Past Events - Pics - Video Recap

July 15 - Aliens! - Pics - Video Recap

July 8 - D Returns - Pics - Video Recap

July 1 - 13th Anniversary Show - Pics - Video Recap

June 24 - Check Engine and EVD Appreciation Night - Pics - Video Recap

June 17 - Sumo Death Match and Pie - Pics - Video Recap

June 10 - Ratman and the 8-Ball Shifters and Space Farm - Pics - Video Recap

June 3 - Scavenger Hunt - Pics

May 27 - Joe's Punishment - Pics - Video Recap

May 20 - Jeffie!?! - Pics - Video Recap

May 13 - Dormitory Effect and Zadoc and the Nightmare - Pics - Video Recap

May 6 - Zadoc and the Nightmare - Pics - Video Recap

Listen to April 29 - The Metal Pans... - Pics from Show - Video Recap

April 22 - Crappy the Clown

April 15 - Titanium Black - Pics - Video Recap

April 8 - We Love Satan with Crappy the Clown - Pics - Video Recap

April 1 - Preston of DICC - Pics

March 25 - EVD is MVP / Gorgar Returns / Just Joe Day - Pics

March 18 - No Live Show Due to Severe Weather

March 11 - If Man is Five - Pics

March 4 - Assass-ination - Pics

February 25 - Joe and his Super Hats - Pics

February 18 - 6 Finger and Space Farm 2600 - Pics

February 11 - Zoltan Returns and The Armageddon Monks - Pics

February 4 - Zadoc and the Nightmare -Pics

January 28 - Joe, his Hat, and a Squirrel - Pics

January 21 - 'Little People' and If Man is Five - Pics

January 14 - Joe loses his Powers, and finds 'Little People'

January 7 - Joe Tests his Superhero Powers - Pics

Audio Link and Date / Click Description for Pictures

December 31, 2006 - Just Joe; Superhero!

December 24, 2006 - 6th Pre-Anniversary End of the World Show

December 17, 2006 - D's Last Show

December 10, 2006 - Fluttr Effect

December 3, 2006 - Joe's 3 Year Anniversary

November 26, 2006 - The Joe Experiments...

November 19, 2006 - Does Just Joe get a PS3?

November 12, 2006 - Armageddon Monks and Joe's Future Text Messages

November 5, 2006 - Joe Gets a Bloody Lip...

October 29, 2006 - Tribute to the Past / We Love Satan Show...

October 22, 2006 - Rabid come to cause Chaos...

October 15, 2006 - The Old Man Returns... And Who Called the Cops?

October 8, 2006 - Just Joe's Birthday Show...

October 1, 2006 - Armageddon Monks visit, and Loki the Grump perform live...

September 24, 2006 - Mastermind live in Studio...

September 17, 2006 - Joe, Bubble Wrap, a Hammer, Missing Marcus, The Pushrods, and Fire...

September 10, 2006 - EVD's One Year Anniversary...

September 3, 2006 - Ass Cake and Froggy's Lament

August 27, 2006 - Spiders and Fish for Joe...

August 20, 2006 - Just Joe vs The Spiders

August 13, 2006 - A quiet show... with a Clown.

August 6, 2006 - Chapel Perilous and The Return of the Sloth...

July 30, 2006 - D is back, and lots of fun for Just Joe...

July 23, 2006 - Handy, Crappy the Clown, and Sudden Death... Basically, Chaos.

July 16, 2006 - Another somewhat quiet show where we blew Joe up...

July 9, 2006 - A somewhat quiet show, where Joe brainwashed Azkath and Gorgar...

July 2, 2006 - Our Remembrance of What Once Was a Free Country...

June 25, 2006 - Final 12th Anniversary Show with Mastermind and Zoltan!!

June 18, 2006 - Third 12th Anniversary Show with The Loiterers, Missing Marcus, and Crappy the Clown

June 11, 2006 - Second 12th Anniversary Show with Chamber Law

June 4, 2006 - First 12th Anniversary Show

May 28, 2006 - Chamber Law come to play acoustic and beat Just Joe

May 21, 2006 - Gorgar vs The Deer

May 14, 2006 - A Bubble Wrapped Just Joe - Video of Joe in Bubble Wrap

May 7, 2006 - Speria come to visit and take off their pants...

April 30, 2006 - Crappy the Clown Returns!

May 13, 2000 - Tribute to the Past Show
This is the final show broadcast from our 227 Linden Ave location

April 23, 2000 - We Love Satan Show
There are some breaks where the tapes ran out, but the majority of it is here...

November 30, 1997 - Z'Ha'Dum Show
All Dark and Evil oriented music. Some gaps where tapes ran out.

Listen to The Last Exit... December 29, 1996
Sloth and Azkath Host the Show and play clips from earlier in the year...

Listen to the Last Exit... September 21, 1996
Lots of Music, cool local stuff, and no real humor... Oldest Show I know of that we have anywhere...