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May 15, 2005 - Brianna of If Man is Five

BriannaBrianna, guitarist for the band If Man Is Five, was there since she had been ill a couple weeks ago, when her band mate Angela had been on, and, thus, had been unable to be there then. She updated us on the band. They have a new bass player. Her name is Kate. And Brianna told us about what projects If Man Is Five is working on and what's coming up in their near future. She also was asked and gave her answers to lots of those crazy questions from Just Joe was not there at first, and everyone was wondering if that sea monster in the basement really had killed him. He finally arrived, around 2:00. Whereupon Brianna left as Just Joe makes her sick (well, doesn't he have that effect on all of us!??). They asked Just Joe about his experiences the week before in the basement (being locked down there, and screaming in terror that there was something bad down there). But Just Joe insisted that none of that had ever happened. It was decided that Just Joe was obviously blocking out and repressing traumatic memories. And everyone knows that that is not good for you, so, because his well being is so important to us all, and for his own good, they locked him back down there, telling him that he could not come back up until he remembered everything. They called down to talk to him. And Just Joe was whimpering and screaming in terror again. Telling them to please, please, please come down and help (with lots of reinforcements, like tactical nukes, preferably) or there would be nothing left of him. They kept telling him that there was nothing down there, and he kept insisting that, oh yes, there was, and that if they didn't get down there quickly, he was history. Finally, Just Joe was back upstairs, still acting quite traumatized, so, I guess the therapy was a failure. Shoebox called in briefly near the end of the show to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of his 1st appearance on LE, (the big show which was supposed to be the final show before Armageddon, which the late Zoltan ruined by stopping Armageddon from occurring). Then they gave Just Joe a sanity test (something which he was obviously in bad need of), where he answered lots of questions. The test results concluded that (oh what a huge shock here!) Just Joe is a maniac. I think no further comment is needed on that! That pretty much says it all! :p 

- Fire Eater Wizard



Background: Byla

Metal Church "Watch the Children Pray / Gods of Wrath"
Reverend "Ritual / Far Away"
If Man is Five "Escape - Live"
Elusive Travel "Love will Crush You, as You Did I - Live"
Bleed the Sky "Borrelia Mass" (R)
Bruce Dickinson "Power of the Sun"
Kreator "Dying Race Apocalypse"
Silent Stream of Godless Elegy "My Friend Who Doesn't Exist"
The Pushrods "Girls in Vinyl Skirts"
The Best of The Last Exit "Zoltan and Shoebox"
Worm Quartet "Eat Here and Die"
137 "Untitled"
Type "O" Negative "Gravitational Constant" (R)

** MYSPACE Pick of the Night **
Loki the Grump "Brand New Me"

If Man is Five "Distorted"
Napalm Death "Climate Controllers"
Delirium Endeavor "lo / Aquarius"
Empyrean Sky "Peak of the Fall"
dormitoryeffect "What Have I Done"
Sun Descends "Sacred"
If Man is Five "Body Count - Live"
Dream Theater "Panic Attack"
Suicidal Tendencies "Join the Army" (R)
Life of Agony "The Day He Died"
Still Life Decay "Tentacal"
Pus "Bouncing Scotums"
The Red Chord "Fixation on Plastics"
The Gathering "Thunder Without Frequencies"
Never the Sunshine "Drag the Waters"
Rob Zombie "Living Dead Girl" (R)
The Best of... "The World's Not Jimmy"
Black Labeled "Almighty"
GAIA "Waiting Is"
Hemophile "Large Rock Off an Overpass"
Sentenced "End of the Road"
RANZATSU "Cold Sores"
The Great Sequoia "Dee Snyder"
The Best of... "Tamplifier / Jokes / Muppy / The Name Worm Quartet"
Worm Quartet "Let's Break Some Furniture"

Therion "In the Desert of Set" (R)
Monster Voodoo Machine "Bastard is as Bastard Does"
Temperance "Ashley"
Tommie Griggz "Top 40"
The Best of... "Any Way You Want It"
Cancer "Die Die"

Kreator "Terrible Certainty"
Slik Helvetika "She Kills"
The Best of... "The Bob Marley Song"
Death by Stereo "This is Not the End"
Bane "My Therapy"
Tomato Monkey "Tomato Monkey"

Feature Artist: Hades

The Leaders?
Ground Zero NYC
Face the Fat Reality
In the Mean Time
King in Exile
I Too Eye
Widow's Mite (Chapter 11)
The Rape of Persephone