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January 3, 2010 - Dealers Choice Show

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This program was 2 days after New Year's Day, and so was the 1st LE of the new year, and the new decade. Well, actually the new decade doesn't begin until 2011, not 2010, but almost nobody thinks of it that way, certainly the world calls it the new decade. This LE was a Dealer's Choice, which meant that everyone there would get to play sets of their favorite music all night, which they did, and listener's requests would be taken as well, as always, of course, LE always honors it's listener's requests. Dave was back, so somehow he survived being eaten by Randy, the tentacled slimy monster, the week before. Dave had no memory of that, and so did not know why they were surprised to see him, or how he was alive. They decided that Randy probably either vomited him up, or pooped him out. Tim, from Century Media Records, was there, and was in the brand new, totally revamped, Just Joe's Corner. Tim had one question for Just Joe... What had happened to the urinal there, did he do it, and, could he fix it? Well, I guess you could say that was one question, in three parts. Just Joe was stumped by that question, his answer, to all three parts, was no, which they told him meant he had failed. So, as his punishment, he had to wear The Shirt Of Shame. And, remember, Tim has a podcast, which you can listen to at: And thus went the 1st LE of the new year...

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Green Carnation "Light of Day, Day of Darkness"

Celtic Frost "Temple of Depression"
Slayer "Human Strain"
Ana Kefr "Takeover"
Tranquilatwist "Charade"
Baroness "The Gnashing"

** EVD's Set **
Metal Church "Ton of Bricks"
Type O Negative "IYDKMIGTHTKY (Gimme That)"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid" (R)
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Off With her Head"
Judas Priest "Hell Bent for Leather"

Mongrel "Butterknife Suicide"
Noxious Corp " I Hate the World"
Minier "Philosophy of Man"
Braindance "Relentless"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

Suicide Silence "Lifted" (R)
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent, Charred, and Blackened" (R)
Belphegor "Bondage Goat Zombie"

** FMG's Set **
Divinity Destroyed "Darkangel"
Stolen Babies "Mind Your Eyes"
Pretty Maids "Long Way to Go"
Fluttr Effect "You Don't Know What You're Living For"
Psyche Corporation "The Crime"

Behemoth "Towards Babylon" (R)
Cop Shoot Cop "It Only Hurts When I Breathe"
Death "Denial of Life"
Disillusion "The Black Sea"
Dark Angel "Leave Scars"

** Dave's Set **
Amon Amarth "Tattered Banners and Bloody Flags"
Cannibal Corpse "Rotted Body Landslide"
Devin Townsend "Ziltoidia Attacks"
Rammstein "America"
Zimmer Hole "The Vowel Song"

Distorted "Reveal My Path"
Fear of God "All That Remains"
Elvenking "Seasonspeech"
Faith No More "Chinese Arithmetic"
Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Suicide" (R)

Psyche Corporation "Minor Demon"
Mongrel "Catharsis"
Slayer "Americon"
Between the Buried and Me "Swim to the Moon"

** Just Joe's Set **
Dio "Gypsy"
Queensryche "Anarchy-X / Revolution Calling"
Punch Drunk Monkeys "Donuts"
Super Junky Monkey "Popobar"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker"

** Tim's Set **
Savatage "Gutter Ballet"
Anathema "The Silent Enigma (Orchestral Version)"
The Agonist "The Tempest (the Siren's Song; The Banshee's Cry)"
Amorphis "Black Winter Day"
Children of Bodom "Somebody Put Something in My Drink"

Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs" (R)
Holy Terror "Damned by Judges"
Orphaned Land "Sapari"
Jingo De Lunch "Cursed Earth"
Polyethylene "The Weather and Driving"
Kings X "Sumerland"

The Waters Deep Here "Ira"
Julian's Lullabye "Sand on Your Hands"
Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive "The Hydra"

Celtic Frost "Drown in Ashes"

January 10, 2010 - Black Friday and Sorrow of Batavia

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Two bands stopped by, Black Friday (well, three fourths of Black Friday, their drummer was absent), and Sorrow Of Batavia. They were interviewed, and their music was played. They both rock. Black Friday was in Just Joe's Corner. Just Joe answered their question, in a very long, roundabout way, but he eventually did, which meant he won, so he got to hug Black Friday. After Sorrow Of Batavia showed up, records were broken on them, some by Just Joe, and some by some band members on other band members. is Black Friday's website, which I'm sure you could figure out, and, is Sorrow Of Batavia's website, which I'm sure you can also figure out. EVD put tape on Just Joe and Dave...

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Slayer "World Painted Blood"
Drivin "Biblical Scapegoat"
Graveworm "Message in a Bottle"
Clandestine "Philistine"

Acryptylyse "Red Fog"
Sabaton "Ghost Division"
Ozzy Osbourne "Killer of Giants" (R)
Mater Dea "Below the Mists, Above the Brambles"
Mongrel "Point a Finger"

Procession of Aeons "Particle Explosion"
Nova Orbis "Castle of Exile"
Psyche Corporation "It's All Pretend"
The Resurrection Sorrow "Soul of the Soulless"
Green Jelly "3 Little Pigs" (R)

Black Friday "Fallen Fallacies"
Brainstorm "Nailed Down Dreams"
Taking Dawn "Like a Revolution"
Marduk "This Fleshly Void"

Black Friday "It's Not Worth It"
Motorhead "March or Die" (R)
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Lesbian"
Orphaned Land "The Warrior"
Julian's Lullabye "Sand on Your Hands"
Bone Jar "Evolution"

Black Friday "Defeated into Change"
Sorrow of Batavia "Witch Cadaver - Live"
The Empire Shall Fall "choir of Angels"
Sulaco "Follow the Cloud"
Warblade "Sirens of Titan"

Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"
Seven Year Existence "I of God"
Mindeye "Dead Fame Hunter"

Sorrow of Batavia "The Road Yet Traveled - Live"
Tranquilatwist "Intrinsic"
Baroness "Steel That Sleeps the Eye / Swollen and Halo"
The Tangent "The Company Car"

Rusty Eye "At the House by the Cemetery / 11.02 Day of the Dead"
Vreid "Blucher"
Moss Circle "Smoke and Mirrors"
Try.Fail.Repeat "Earth and Sea"
MyFare "Need"

Age of Silence "The Idea of Independence and the Reason Why It's Austere"
Winds "Of Divine Nature"
Woods of Ypres "Shedding the Deadwood"
Agalloch "As Embers Dress the Sky"
Procession of Faith "Others in the Mist"

Psyche Corporation "Medicine Man"
Persephone "Immersion"
Primordial "Dark Song"
Blazing Eternity "Still Lost in the Autumn of Eternity"
In the Woods "(HE)Art of the Ages"

Worm Quartet "Call Me Jenifer and Steal My Stapler"
LAW "Brick"
Gates of Winter "The Wildwood Pariah"
Heaven and Hell "Follow the Tears" (R)
November's Doom "Lazarus Regret"
A'Rebours "Dust"

Psyche Corporation "Institute"
Lake of Tears "Lady Rosenred"
Licorice "Darker"
WASP "Sleeping (In the Fire)"
Lilitu "only the End of the World Again"

Gamma Ray "Heading for Tomorrow"

January 17, 2010 - Ian of A'Rebours

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Ian, from the band A'Rebours, stopped by. They are awesome! Ian was interviewed, and lots of his band's songs were played. When asked if he could pick any song from like 20 years ago, he picked Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls"! Yes, he actually picked that(!), and it was played, but then he redeemed himself somewhat when given a second chance by picking Savatage's "Edge Of Thorns". Although, I love Savatage, I also love cheesy 80's stuff, so I really enjoyed both of his picks, unapologetically enjoyed both. I'm not proud, after all, so I readily admit to loving the kinds of songs that are the bullets in Russian Roulette Sets...

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HPLHS "Tentacles"
Mastermind "No Answer"
Ihsahn "Frozen Lakes on Mars"

WASP "Crazy"
The Resurrection Sorrow "Buried Dreams"
Status Minor "Something More"
Gwen Stacy "Creation and How I See It"
Clandestine "Pretend"

Acacia Avenue "Don't Call Me Tonight"
Armageddon "Awakening / A Broken Spell"
Oxymor "Derniere Transe"
Angels Beneath me - Live
The Black Dahlia Murder "Statutory Ape" (R)

Freya "Labyrinths of the Ant People"
Acryptylyse "Fog Stalker"
The Zero Exact "Muted Mind Society"
Missing Tide "Follow the Dreamer"
Consortium of Genius "Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue"

Bruce Kulick "Ain't Gonna Die"
Mongrel "Beyond Repair"
Seven Year Existence "Death Roll"
Mutiny Within "Falling Forever"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

Infinity Overture "Millennia"
Rusty Eye "Those Who Flee from the Sun"
AM Conspiracy "Learn to Learn"
Slayer "Not of This God"
Xanima "Born into Skin - Soundfiction Remix"

A'Rebours "Claire's Ouija Board - Live"
Broken Melody "If You Want to Fly"
The Empire Shall Fall "Choir of Angels"
Don't Mention the War "Distract"
Raymond and Scum "Degrade Me, Marcia Brady"

A'Rebours "Necromance"
A Hero a Fake "Astronomical"
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"
Theatres Des Vampires "La Danse du Vampire"
Noxious Corp. "Screaming Silently"

A'Rebours "Act IV Scene V - Live"
Psyche Corporation "Institute"
Twinspirits "The Forbidden City"
Sax Myle "iypb"
LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"

A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis"
Lemon Demon "Elvis Porn (Live)"
Borislav Mitic "The Absolute"
The Dreamside "When Starts Fall"
Vendetta "Powers that Be"

Motley Crue "Girls, Girls, Girls - Live"
Simone Fiorletta "Dance in the Cit"
Euphoreador "The Mush and the Might"
Julian's Lullabye "Sand on Your Hands"
TV's Kyle "Welcome Home, Frank"

Savatage "Edge of Thorns"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Counterfeit I "The Age of Machines"
22nd Century "Life in Space"
Troll "Alt for Satan"
Iron Mask "Ghost of the Tzar"

Kelly Simoz "Destiny"
Lion "Powerlove"
Orphaned Land "Sapari"
The Kandidate "In Hell"
Queensryche "Walk in the Shadows"

Psyche Corporation "The End of the World"
A'Rebours "The Wicked One"

January 24, 2010 - Psyche Chimère of Psyche Corp and Ian of A'Rebours

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;Psyche Chimère, of her band Psyche Corporation, and Ian, of the band A'Rebours were there. They would both be performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show later that Sunday. Lots of both their bands's music was played. They rock. People there were given challenges to complete. Psyche Chimère made up a story about James, about how he was a bear human, a long story. Ian was told to come up with a new religion, and he had to recruit James to it. Anyone else he could convert would be bonus, but the key thing was to recruit James. He invented a religion called the Ambiguoust, it was all very ambiguous. But he did recruit James, so he got to pick a victim for his religion. He picked Foul Mouth Girl, which meant that he got to play balloon golf on her. Azkath told Ian he was going to cause him to lose his new cult. He lured James away from it, and so disbanded it. Just Joe got naked and hugged. Ian got to pick a song from 20 years ago again. Last week he picked Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls". He was told not to do that again. He picked Ratt's "Round And Round". Earlier in the night Psyche Chimère read a long poem by the winner of a bad poetry contest. Gorgar was there after many weeks absence, so there was a Gorgar's Glamorama. His pick was new Winger, "Stone Cold Killer", which does not sound like old Winger, in other words, not like a bullet for Russian Roulette, I like it. Of course, I like old Winger, too.

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Gates of Winter "Life Force Rapture / Burning Kingdom I. A Dark Affliction"
Baroness "Steel that Sleeps the Eye / Swollen and Halo"

Psyche Corporation "Medicine Man"
Clandestine "Disappear in You"
Gwen Stacy "Creation and How I See It"
Fozzy "Under Blackened Skies"
WASP "Babylon's Burning"

Psyche Corporation "Institute"
Noxious Corp "Grey Shades"
Slayer "Dead Skin Mask" (R)
Heathen "Control by Chaos"
TV's Kyle "Welcome Home, Frank"

Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"
Rusty Eye "Wings of a Demon"
Living Sacrifice "Rules of Engagement"
The Syncope Threshold "Sunflower Avenue"
Angels Beneath Me Live
The Waters Deep Here "Envy / Ira"

A'Rebours "Dust"
Free Reign "In Your Head"
Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch"
Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"
Tranqulatwist "Never a Moment / Time Capsule"

Psyche Corporation "Wonderland"
Status Minor "out of These Streets"
Missing Tide "Traces of Fire"
Dio "Don't Talk to Strangers - Live"
Swallow the Sun "And Heavens Cried Blood"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce / I Bit William Shatner"

A'Rebours "Chiaroscuro"

Psyche Corporation "The Crime"
UnExpect "Rooted Shadows"
The Resurrection Sorrow "Plague of the Dying Sun"
Ana Kefr "The Giant Who Had No Heart in His Body"
Oxymor "Mourir Heir"

A'Rebours "The Reformation"
Ihsahn "Undercurrent"
Mastermind "Piggy World"
Dream Evil "Frostbite"
Armageddon "Die with Your Boots On"

Psyche Corporation "Part of Her Design"
Ratt "Round and Round"
Dirty Looks "Not the Way You Rock"
Sabbat "Hosanna in Excelsis"
Savatage "Chance"

Winger "Stone Cold Killer"
NOFX "Dinosaurs will Die"
Sanctuary "Battle Angels"
Slayer "Unit 731"
Exciter "Die in the Night"

Psyche Corporation "End of Creation"
Rob Balder "RE: Your Brains"
Euphoreador "Retreat Down the Long Haul"
Julian's Lullabye "Sand on your Hands"

Psyche Corporation "End of the World"

January 31 - Ask Just Joe...

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The Enforcer, who hadn't been there for a while, was there for one talk break in the first hour. Lots of brand new music was played. For Just Joe's Corner, Just Joe answered questions from two listeners. He got a thumbs up for the first one, and a thumbs down on the second one. However, he was given a second chance to try again on that one. And got a thumbs down, but then he launched into a nonsequiter, and I guess the third time really is the charm, because he finally got a thumbs up... Actually, there was a question from a third listener, but Just Joe couldn't remember what the question had been. He tried to answer it anyways, and, once again, got two thumbs downs, then on the third try, got a thumbs up. And we learned that Just Joe really likes soup... And the word chunky...

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Schoolyard Heroes "Dude, Where's My Skin"
Overkill "The Green and Black"
Clandestine "Disappear Into You"

Oxymor "Dialogue de Sourds"
Lethal Saint "Chains of the Devil"
Missing Tide "Push It to the Limit"
Orphaned Land "From Broken Vessels"
Bone Jar "Evolution"

Wrath and Rapture "The Dirge of Fallen Warriors"
Vendetta "The Space Between"
Through the Eyes of the Dead "Perpetual Defilement"
22nd Century "Nightmare of 6th Avenue"
Fozzy "Wormwood"

Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"
Troll "At the Gates of Hell"
Dream Evil "In the Fires of the Sun"
The Resurrection Sorrow "Plague of the Dying Sun"
The Waters Deep Here "Envy / Ira"

The Empire Shall Fall "Lords of War"
Illuminata "Stormy Sea"
Julian's Lullaby "Sand On Your Hands"
Turiya "Rising"
Schizoid Lloyd "Nothing Left"

Helloween "Eagle Fly Free"
inRed "Encounter with Infamy"
UneXpect "In Velvet Coffins We Slept"
Mater Dea "Fairy of the Moor"
Stever "Get Out of My Head"

One Eyed-Doll "Plumes of Death"
Kimberly Freeman "Learn to Fly"
Amoral "Random Words / Release"
Priestess "Raccoon Eyes"
Nova Orbis "Unstable Mind"

Twinspirits "Taste the Infinity"
Arryan Path "Ishtar"
Silent Fall "Play with Fire"
Infinity Overture "Wonderland"
Jingo De Lunch "Cowboy Song"

One-Eyed Doll "Black Forest / I Love My Little Bus"
The Gothsicles "Everyone Should Play VTES"
Two Ton Anvil "The Wicked"
Andra Dare "Cruel"
Evacuate Chicago "Nothing Like You"

Pistol Shot Gypsy "Trainwreck"
A Hero A Fake "Images"
Free Reign "Rise Up"
Living Sacrifice "Unfit to Live"
Brainstorm "Victim"

Mutiny Within "Awake"
Slik Helvetika "Burnt"
Freya "The Light that Rivaled the Sun"
Outbreak "Too Paranoid for Politics / I Don't Want to Fade (to Death) / Concealed"
Atreyu "Congregation of the Damned"

Myfare "Overrated"
Overkill "Bring Me the Night"
Clandestine "Dead to the World"
Ihsahn "Heaven's Black Sea"
WASP "Seas of Fire"

Orphaned Land "Va'Yehi Or / MI?"
Bruce Kulick "No Friend of Mine"
AM Conspiracy "Revolution"

Heathen "Bloodkult"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker"

February 7 - A Shoggoth for Kal

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Continuing on with something that had started last week, all throughout the night, Just Joe would answer listener submitted questions of all types, on anything and everything. Azkath had also summoned a Shoggoth and taught it to say "Hi Kal". It was in the basement, and was so big it took up the entire basement. There was a microphone down there, so it could be coaxed to say Hi Kal. It did, and every time it did, Just Joe shrieked in terror. It kept saying Hi Kal, making the floor vibrate every time it spoke, and Just Joe kept screaming. Azkath told Just Joe that the only way to make the sound go away was to go down there and get the mic, which was a lie, as Azkath could have simply turned the mic off from upstairs. Just Joe however didn't know that of course. He didn't want to go near the Shoggoth, but he didn't want to keep hearing it talk either. And though I, and I think most people, would rather hear something horrible for a few hours and then you could just go home, than actually have to go confront it, where you'll still hear it but now also see, feel, smell, and likely taste it as well, well, let's just say that Just Joe is not most people, so he opted to go down there and try and retrieve the mic... There could be heard a lot of screaming from Just Joe, as well as the Shoggoth still saying Hi Kal. Finally Just Joe came back with the mic, he was covered in Shoggoth goo, and he was not at all happy. Later, Just Joe called in. He was outside, and he said the Shoggoth was breaking out of the basement, that their were tentacles coming out of the windows. Azkath told him to push them back in. Just Joe didn't want to do that, but suggested kicking it. Azkath encouraged him to try that, so Just Joe did, several times, and concluded that he definitely didn't think the Shoggoth liked that, it was clawing at him. Later, Just Joe asked Azkath why he had Shoggoth goo on him. Azkath said that he had gotten rid of the Shoggoth, which would be the start of a cool new game he had just invented, Hide the Shoggoth. He told Just Joe to guess where he had hidden the Shoggoth, then apologized, not very sincerely, for ruining his car. He told Just Joe next time it would be his turn to hide the Shoggoth. Just Joe didn't want to play Hide the Shoggoth. He was even less happy when he got a look at his car, it was completely enveloped in Shoggoth, there was not much car left. Gorgar arrived and Gorgar's Glam-o-rama occurred. His song this time was Lillian Axe's "Ghost Of Winter". Just Joe answered listener submitted questions all night long on stuff like aliens, zombies, robot slugs, flowers, and, well like I said at the beginning, anything and everything...

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Fates Warning "Part of the Machine"
Slayer "Americon"
Living Sacrifice "The Reckoning"

Dark Fortress "As the World Keels Over"
Overkill "Ironbound"
Arkaik "Womb of Perception"
Clandestine "Philistine"

Karnivool "Goliath"
Andra Dare "Fury"
Canifex "Dead Archetype"
Wrath and Rapture "The Dirge of Fallen Warriors"

Atreyu "Bleeding is a Luxury"
Evacuate Chicago "Proof of Dark Matter"
Annotations of an Autopsy "In Snakes I Bathe"
Helloween "Future World"

Gwynbleidd "Egress / Thawing Innocence"
inRed "It Begins"
Black Sabbath "NIB - Live" (R)
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

Mongrel "Point a Finger"
Amoral "Sex N' Satan"
Orphaned Land "Disciples of the Sacred Oath 2"
Oxymor "Trouble Dedale"
Devolved "Hybrid"

Illuminate "A Frame of Beauty"
Arsis "From Souless to Shattered"
Iron Mask "We Will Meet Again"
Silent Fall "Haunted Sights"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"

Stygian "Unstrung Hero"
Mastermind "Night Flier"
James Elsewhere "They Said a Storm was Coming"
Killcode "Devil Song"
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"

One Eyed Doll "Hoochie Mamma"
Andra Dare "Ourania"
The Empire Shall Fall "Choir of Angels"
Noxious Corp "I Hate the World"
Requiem for Oblivion "Casting Shadows"

A Hero a Fake "Elk River Falls"
Euphoreador "Too Far to be Remembered"
Twinspirits "One of Us"
The Element "She's Made from Sand"
Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"

One-Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Counterfeit I "The Age of Machines"
Slik Helvetika "Misery"
Outbreak "A Sign of Things to Follow / Human Target / HL / Misdirected"
Freya "The End of the End"

Julian's Lullabye "Sand On Your Hands"
Zevlagh "SPQR"
Raven "Hell Patrol"
Potential Threat "Remember the Violence"
Darkness Remains "Heart of Nails"

NOFX "We Called it America / Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)"
Prime Evil "Kill for Me"
Icarus Witch "Draw Down the Moon"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "Whilst Eternity Burns"
Rusty Eye "Mandragora Screams"

Lillian Axe "Ghost of Winter'
Close Your Eyes "Digging Graves"
22nd Century "Life in Space"
Ihsahn "Austere"

Tranquilatwist "Charade"
Fates Warning "Nothing Left to Say"

February 14 - Dave's Birthday

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was Dave's birthday. There was cake there for Dave's birthday. For his birthday present, Russian Roulette was played, and it involved balloon golf, but special balloon golf, just for Dave... The balloons were filled with candy... If a bullet played, Dave would have the balloon golf played on him, and would try and catch the candy in his mouth when the balloon broke. If no bullet, Just Joe, James, and T.J. would have the balloon golf played on them by Dave, and risk life limb and being eaten by Dave as he went after the candy that would be released all over them when the balloons broke... No bullet... So first T.J., then Just Joe, and, last, James, got to experience Dave playing balloon golf on them, and then trampling all over them to devour the candy when the balloons popped. Miraculously, somehow, they all managed to survive that uneaten. Since Dave has now had UFC training, it was decided he should demonstrate his new skills. He and Just Joe would have a UFC style match, with no rules, and it would be to a knockout, with James as referee. So the fight began... There was a whole lot of slappin' goin' on, then Just Joe got Dave in a choke hold and was choking him out. It appeared that Just Joe would have won the match, despite being much smaller than Dave, and despite Dave's being a trained UFC fighter now, but then the referee, James, knocked Just Joe completely out with a vicious shot to the head with a dust thing. That was the commentator, Azkath's, description of it, and those were his words, "A Dust Thing", so, if you don't understand, blame Azkath, all I can say is, whatever a dust thing was, it sure made a sound when it connected with Just Joe's head that sounded like it delivered a wicked blow, and, it did, as, as I said, Just Joe was rendered unconscious, and stayed that way for a while. Since it had been said that there would be no rules, it was decided that Dave would have to be given the win, even though he would have lost if it hadn't been for the referee's blatant interference, so I guess it was actually more WWE than UFC. James said he figured that, since it was Dave's birthday, he just thought that Dave should get the knockout, so, he got it for him. James gave Dave his birthday spankings, with James's studded belt. James gave Dave several spanks with the belt, then started choking him out with it. James and T.J. started choking Dave out with the belt, and then Azkath finished the job, as they were doing badly at it. Then they picked him up, it takes more than one person to move Dave, and T.J. and James through his unconscious body in the snow, however, not only did Dave go into the snow, but T.J. and James did as well, and, since James was not wearing his belt, as he had removed it to spank and choke Dave with it, James's pants fell down, so he was in the snow with his pants down. Just Joe became distraught. He said he remembered the future from the past, or the past from the future, with all the shoggoths, and they were all saying "hi Kal", just like the one Azkath had summoned last week, and, what he had thought were a lot of bunnies, well, they weren't bunnies after all, they were the eyes of all those shoggoths. Just Joe was quite traumatized by the memory. And he said the shoggoth from last week was on the roof now, holding itself up there with, why with it's tentacles, of course! What else?! So now Just Joe was afraid to go outside, but he did have some more news. His car had been destroyed last week when Azkath hid the shoggoth in it, and the car was consumed by the shoggoth. However, who new that car insurance companies have policies that cover your car being enveloped and, hence, ruined, by a shoggoth. So they paid for a brand new car for him, and doubled his rates. So now you know, if it ever happens to you that you lose your car to a shoggoth, your insurance will cover it, isn't that nice to know! Azkath told Just Joe that Gorgar was in trouble dealing with the shoggoth, and that Just Joe should go help him. Just Joe didn't want to go help Gorgar, he refused several times, but finally, after being asked again, he said he would go help Gorgar, he wasn't at all happy about it, but he would go. He went. I'm sure that turned out just fine for both Just Joe and Gorgar.

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Unexpect "Novae"
Heathen "Control by Chaos"
Amoral "Vivid"
Wrath and Rapture "The Temple at Dusk / Interlude II / A Breathtaking Tragedy"

Overkill "Bring Me the Night"
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent, Charred, and Blackened"
One Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Candestine "Fracture"
Karnivool "The Medicine Wears Off / The Caudal Lure"

137 "Wrecking Ball"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Lethal Dose "Witnessing"
Thirteen South "Angel - Live"

Zoetrope "Company Man"
Bagga Bownz "Done With the Pain"
Borknagar "Ruins of the Future"
Eocene "Comfort Lies"
12 Oz Muzzle "Too Pretty for Prison"
Rain Fell Within "Torn Apart"

Steel Panther "Death to All But Metal"
Others "Countess of Blood"
Cyril Achard "All or Nothing"
The Empire Shall Fall "Lords of War"
Arkaik "The Divine Manifestation"

Living Sacrifice "Nietzsche's Madness"
Noxious Corp "Grey Shades"
Bone Jar "Quest of Fate"
Andra Dare "Lilith"
Procession of Aeons "Particle Explosion"

Gwynbleidd "Stare into the Sun"
Requiem for Oblivion "Ominous"
Sickhoose "Take It All"
Illuminata "Czlowiek Bez Twarzy"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

Aspera "Torn Apart"
Carnifex "Entombed Monarch"
Ihsahn "After"
The Deluge "Seven Days"
Dark Fortress "Wraith"

Beltane "Satanic Reawakening"
Mattson "Shadows"
The Element "Narrowing Part II"
Silent Fall "On Top of the World"
Helloween "I Want Out"

HPLHS "Tentacles"
Devolved "Vex"
22nd Century "Let Me Be"
One-Eyed Doll "Tara"
Don't Mention the War "Mother's Womb"
NOFX "Suits and Ladders"

Fear Factory "Christploitation"
Broken Melody "The Beast Within"
Nebuleyes "The Universal Being"
Finger Painted Death "Lost in Shadow"
Orphaned Land "In Thy Never Ending Way"

Mastermind "Meltdown"
WASP "Promised Land"
Solitude "Tipping the Balance"
Holy Terror "No Resurrection"
Outbreak "Misdirected / Temporary Hype"

Motorhead "Iron Fist" (R)
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"

John Arch "Relentless"

February 21 - Dave and James... And Handy


Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dave, James, and EVD hosted the first two and a half hours of the program because Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, and Just Joe were helping the band Psyche Corporation in New Jersey. Dave and James took turns playing sets of music, and a lot of the sets had themes to them like death, and the seven deadly sins. But James played a lot of no nos, like acoustic Jonathan Davis, covering Radio Head's "Creep", no less(!), and rap. He and Dave picked on EVD, for once unnecessarily, as he was pointing out, correctly what a sucky job James was doing programming the music. James clearly needed to be punished, so, when Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, and, Just Joe returned, Just Joe attacked, molested and kissed James repeatedly. Well, actually, Handy The Hand Puppet Of Doom did the molesting and kissing, as Just Joe was wearing him. James did a lot of screaming like a girl. Handy also kissed EVD. Azkath played an Insane Clown Posse song which was for all of the co-hosts who had hosted the program in his absence, especially for James, and, even though he had picked it, so it wasn't a random occurrence, he still told Handy to throw Just Joe, who was still wearing him, down the stairs. So Just Joe threw himself down the stairs under the control of The Hand Puppet. Then Azkath told Dave he could help to redeem himself if he threw James down the stairs on top of Just Joe and Handy. Dave did, but they got stuck halfway down, so EVD went to help with that. Later, Azkath told Just Joe to take EVD down in the basement, and shave off his beard. Just Joe did, and that was the last we heard of EVD for the night. Just Joe said he had shaved him, and that under it there had been a whole lot of hair, comparing it to that character in Bugs Bunny. Gorgar arrived in the last hour. We were told that Just Joe had saved Gorgar's life last week, when he had been having trouble with the shoggoth on the roof, and Just Joe had kicked the shoggoth and saved his life. But then Azkath said there had been a ton of deer out there, as Gorgar is the God of all deer, that's why they all flock to him and get hit by his car, not because they are trying to kill him, but because they worship him, and it is a great privilege and honor for any deer to die the martyrs death of dying by being struck by their God... Azkath, Just Joe, and, Gorgar told us what movies they'd seen in the past week, and which were good or bad in Movie Time...

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AC/DC "For Those About To Rock"
Dog Fashion Disco "Rapist Eyes"
MC Chris "Fett's Vette"
KoRn "Creep"

Debauchary "King of Killing"
Turbonegro "Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude"
Cannibal Corpse "Dead Human Collection"
Seasons After "Cry Little Sister"
Alestorm "Captain Morgan's Revenge"
Worm Quartet "My Wife"
Rammstein "Amerika"

Austrian Death Machine "you have just been erased"
Cannibal Corpse "Stabbed In The Throat"
Dethklok "Castratikron"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Overpopulation Annihilation"
Worm Quartet "Eat Here and Die"

Coal Chamber "Shock The Monkey"
Disturbed "Mistress"
Rammstein "P***y"
The Lone Rangers "Degenerated"
Cold "Stupid Girl"
Dog Fashion Disco "Pogo The Clown"

The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent, Charred, and Blackened"
LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"

Dethklok "I Tampered With The Evidence At The Murdersite of Odin"
Atreyu "Lip-gloss and Black"
The Empire Shall Fall "These Colors Bleed"
Carnifex "By Darkness Enslaved"

Devil To Pay "Goat Leaves"
Ekotren "Dead Behind The Eyes"
High On Fire "How Dark We Pray"
Austrian Death Machine "get to the choppa"
Dethklok "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle"

Insane Clown Posse "Piggy Pie"

Bloodwritten "Whore"
Requiem for Oblivion "Casting Shadows"
Van Canto "Tribe of Force"
Broken Melody "Return Denied"

Living Sacrifice "Unfit to Live"
Overkill "The Green and Black"
Heathen "No Stone Unturned"
Others "Julie Ann / Fear the Dead"

Lethal Dose "Witnessing"
Living Kufeso "Human War"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "World of Malice"
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"
Andra Dare "Fury"

Desdemon "A Soul in Exile"
Unexpect "Rooted Shadows"
Diablo "Raid / Say What You Wanna"
Suffocate "We Long for Blood"
Dark Fortess "Nemesis"

Coroner "The Invinsible"
Anhrax "Panic - Live"
Cacophony "Burn the Ground"
Iron Maiden "Powerslave"
Final Nation "Holy Reaper"

Clandestine "Fearless"
Devolved "Fractured"
Droids Attack "The Crisis in the city (It's Increasing)"
Mortemia "The Pain Infernal and the Fall Eternal"
Mattson "Never Stand Down"
Cyril Achard "It's a Gloomy Day"

Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch"
Helloween "Dr. Stein"
High on Fire "Holy Flames of the Fire Spitter"

February 28 - A Joeless Show

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe was not there, and was apparently refusing to be there again 'til they got the shoggoth off the roof. So Foul Mouth Girl would play the part of Just Joe for this night. Only she kept denying she was Just Joe all night. She didn't seem to want to be him, and, REALLY(!), who can blame her?! Who would ever want to be confused with having anything to do with being Just Joe?! It's bad enough when we all have to do it for National Joe Day, it takes your IQ forever to recover! So she didn't do a very good job of playing the part of Just Joe, but in this case, that would be considered a complement, if she, or anyone, did a really good job of being Just Joe, that would be a scary, horrible thing for them, and they should seek some professional help for that right away! The Enforcer was there for one talk break early in the night. He was informed that he was supposed to have beaten the crap out of James last week, for the sucky job he did, all the sucky music he played, when he was helping host the show last week 'til Azkath got there. The Enforcer was told, if he could go back in time and beat the crap out of James that would be good. Or, if he's there the next time James is there, that is if James ever dares to come back again, but, if he does, and The Enforcer is there, if I were James, I'd run away, as quickly as I possibly could. Just Joe, being played by Foul Mouth Girl, was told to take care of getting the shoggoth off the roof so Just Joe would come back. She, err, he said he could do that... Since everyone else likes the shoggoth, and no one likes Just Joe, you might ask, why not leave the shoggoth up there, it's doing two good things, keeping Just Joe away, and everyone but him likes it. Well, Just Joe is useful, and is entertaining, often accidentally, or to his harm, and does all the stuff no one else would do, mostly because he's the only one dumb enough to get talked into doing them... So we kinda need him around... So I guess the poor Shoggy's gotta go...

Listen to the Show

Living Sacrifice "Overkill Exposure"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Hung from the Rising Sun"
Slayer "Americon"
Hypocrisy "Sky is Falling Down"

Triptykon "A Thousand Lies"
High on Fire "Frost Hammer"
Carnifex "Angel of Death"
Mattsson "The Scream of My Soul"

Cirque du So What? "God Hates Comedy Musicians"
Bloodwritten "Bullet Overdose"
One-Eyed Doll "Meth Monster"
Requiem for Oblivion "Sorrow's Eve / Casting Shadows"

Dead Superstar "Cosmic Affair"
Acrassicauda "Garden of Stones"
Eluveitie "Everything Remains as It Never Was"
Cradle of Filth "Torture Soul Asylum"

Def Leppard "Get Your Rocks Off - Live"
Bruce Dickinson "Tatooed Millionaire - Live"
Black 'n Blue "Chains around Heaven - Live"
Skid Row "Sweet Little Sister - Live"

Abigor "Projekt Shadow"
Cauldron "Chained Up in Chains"
Made Out of Babies "Grimace"
The Lower Animals "Help! I'm Strangling Myself"
Rage "Lord of the Flies"

Karnivool "Goliath"
Tranquilatwist "Downhill"
Heathen "Undone"
Sovereign Strength "War on This World"

Desdemon "Aquiescence of Illusion"
Desolation of Eden "Desolation of Eden"
Slik Helvetika "Cadaver"
Andra Dare "The Evil Inside (with the Heavenly Creatures)"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

Iron Maiden "Caught Somewhere in Time"
Overkill "The Goal is your Soul"
Dark Tranqulity "At the Point of Ignition"
Slayer "Hate Worldwide" (R)

Suffokate "While They Sleep"
Droids Attack "Canadian Death Bus"
The Paper Sons "Blackout"
Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"
Gwynbleidd "Canvas for Departure"

Others "Comes the Darkness"
Wrath and Rapture "Disembodiment"
Mastermind "Meltdown"
Dark Fortress "Osiris"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

LAW "Brick"
inRed "The Howling Caverns"
Broken Melody "Return Denied"
Pistol Shot Gypsy "The Showgun"
Beltane "North Sun"

The Waters Deep Here "Envy / Ira"
One-Eyed Doll "Suicidal Serenade"
Break of Reality "Parabolic Cosmos"

Goes Cube "Grinding the Knife Blade"
Arch Enemy "Savage Messiah / Scream of Anger" (R)
Job for a Cowboy "Lords of Chaos" (R)
Volumes "Through the Trees"
Sorrow of Batavia "Where Thy Heart Once Lain"

Illuminata "A Frame of Beauty"
Bone Jar "Quest of Fate"
Sickhoose "TAF"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "Rise of Self"
Van Canto "One to Ten"

Mortemia "The Eye of the Storm"
Heidevolk "Walhalla Wacht"
Toxic Society "Human War"

Trouble "The Beginning of Sorrows"

March 7 - Balloon Fun!


Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was a night for, and full of, things that begin with B... Barbed wire, and balloons. The Enforcer for some reason volunteered to be the first victim, err, I mean, contestant, in a brand new game. He wore a barbed wire crown, and everyone else threw balloons at his head, trying to get them to pop on the barbed wire. He wound up covered in broken balloons. Then they had Dustin, of the band Thirteen South, stick balloons up his shirt, and everyone would take turns hugging him, getting the balloons to pop. Because of the results of a Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette set, either Dustin or Tudi were to be thrown in the snow. Azakth tossed the barbed wire to them, and Tudi was the one to catch it. Thus, Dustin was thrown in the show. So Just Joe and Tudi, from the band Chamber Law, who was also a guest, threw him in the snow. However, both Dustin and Tudi (and almost Just Joe, but he managed to avoid it), wound up going in the snow. There was Movie Time, and Book Time, which I really liked, but it's a lot shorter than Movie Time, because Just Joe doesn't read, therefore he can't contribute a lot to something involving reading, only the video game inserts he's read...

And, last week Just Joe had been refusing to come back 'til they got the shoggoth off the roof, so Foul Mouth Girl, playing the part of Just Joe for that night, was given the task of getting the shoggoth off the roof so Just Joe would return. Well, Just Joe was obviously back, but he still wasn't happy... It seems she took the shoggoth off the roof, and, in another round of the game Hide The Shoggoth, she had put it on Just Joe's roof at his home. So now Just Joe said he couldn't go home. So, at the end of the night, he at first said he was going to sleep in the basement, then, wisely, considering all the bad things that have happened to him down there, he decided to go to Dustin's house instead, which, I'm sure, came as a nasty surprise to Dustin when Just Joe showed up there...

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Heathen "Intro / Dying Season"
Overkill "Ironbound"
Testament "The New Order - Live"
Slayer "Not of This God"

Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch"
Eluveitie "The Essence of Ashes"
Immolation "A Token of Malice" (R)
Toxic Society "Morbid Crypt"
Finntroll "Tiden Utan Tid" (R)

Chamber Law "Judge and Jury"
Thirteen South "Legend - Live"
inRed "Quisitny"
Gwynbleidd "Canvas for Departure"

Short Bus Pile Up "Swift Anal Fist"
High on Fire "Bastard Samurai"
Gamma Ray "To the Metal"
Iron Maiden "Stranger in a Strange Land"

The Binary Code "Ghost Planet"
Cirque du So What? "God Hates Comedy Musicians"
Others "Stitch / Malevolent"

Wrath and Rapture "Out of Darkness / Cold"
Living Sacrifice "The Reckoning"
Angels Beneath Me - Live

Godplow "Lucid"
Danzig "The Mandrake's Cry"
Warrant "Dead, Jail, or Rock and Roll"

Acrassicauda "Massacre"
Dark Fortress "Satan Bled"
Within "Red"
Lethal Dose "Who We Are"
Beltane "Call the Ships to Port"

In Flames "Artifacts of the Black Rain"
Broken Melody "Dark and Light"
Blind Witness "These Countless Sleepless Nights"
Bloodwritten "Whore"
Black Tape for a Blue Girl "I Strike You Down"

Mortemia "The Wheel of Fire"
Adorned Blood "Trollmelody"
Arrytan Path "Angel with No Destination"
Choleric "Echoes"
One Eyed Doll "Suicidal Again"

Andra Dare "Forest"
Euphoreador "What Are You Looking For"
Makaras Pen "Currents"
Zevlagh "Iberia Incognita"
The Gathering "A Constant Run"

Demon Hunter "The World is a Thorn"
Suffocate "Not the Fallen"
Triptykon "A Thousand Lies"
Ekotren "Light to Shine"
Volumes "Wormholes"

Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs" (R)
Dirty Looks "Tokyo"
Paul Di'Anno's Battlezone "Whispered Rage"
LD/50 "Destroy"
Martyrdom "Colossus"

Broken Melody "The Beast Within"
Charly Sahona "River of Lies"
Jingo De Lunch "Reaching"
The Dreamside "Silently Awake"

Heretic "Riding with the Angels"
Bruce Dickinson "Accident of Birth"
Iron Maiden "Murder in the Rue Morgue"
Bruce Dickinson "Strange Death in Paradise"
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