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December 27, 2015 - We Love Satan Xmas Xtravaganza!

LEThis is one of our favorite nights, as we get to praise He who has inspired so much great music. And he did pay us a visit. EVD, at Nathan's request, Duct taped Randy to a chair. Nathan wanted this because he needed to get even with Randy for the previous night's 'Pantless Santa' dance on The Metallic Onslaught. Randy was nicely decorated. We weren't sure why EVD was taking orders from Nathan, but nevertheless, this worked in our favor. Last year, we summoned Satan into Randy, tickled him, and his head exploded. We got some tasty Satanic jerky out of the deal. We tried to recreate that, but Satan refused to make Randy's head explode. Instead he told Rick to kill Nathan. EVD intervened. We had no idea why. Satan then informed us that in the weeks that EVD had been missing, Nathan had been brainwashing him. Now the spell was broken. EVD grabbed Nathan and dragged him into the performance room, duct taped him to a chair (with Rick's help), and covered him in silly string. Afterwards Nathan managed to get free by throwing himself headfirst at the ground. Luckily Tim was there to slap Dave's disembodied Beard on him, just to make the scene complete. So after all this, I, Azkath, decided to see what lay a year in the future. Now, whenever I send Joe into the future, he sees killer bunnies. This time I sent Randy. One year ahead. Randy saw killer bunnies. He claimed they were eating him. Frustrated, I sent Nathan a year ahead, and he ended up WITH Randy, also being attacked by bunnies. They ran off, and eventually snapped out of it. No idea what is with the bunnies...

We started a new tradition, that of Takanakuy, which is a Peruvian Xmas tradition, where everyone puts on Ski Masks and can beat the crap out of whoever they want to settle their grievances. Seemed like something perfect for us. For some reason, Nathan got beat up the most...

I also decided to try an experiment. Long ago I created a trigger phrase in Randy, whenever I tell him there are 8 Owls in my Tree, he goes insane. I asked Satan to inhabit Randy so we could thank him for all the nice things he's done for us all year, and after we did that, I triggered Randy...  It was Randy / Satan, and it was insane. Then Tim had to take that home. 

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December 20, 2015 - Post Apocalypse Show

LEIt was our Third Anniversary Post Apocalypse Count um, Up, we spent years counting down to The Apocalypse / The End Of The World, the world ended three years ago, so I guess that means that we are now counting up from that. What?! You didn't know that the world ended three years ago?! Oh yeah, we are now living in The Post Apocalypse. I know, it doesn't seem like things have changed much, The Post Apocalypse life seems an awful, and I do mean awful, lot like the sucky world that we were in before the world ended, but it was foretold that the world would end on December 21st, 2012, so it must have come to pass. Present were, Nathan, R.J. from the band Thirteen South, Bi-Coastal Tim, and, Mr. Linda, formerly known as Crappy The Clown, and Peaches And Crime. They told us about that, and updated us on what they've been up to. The music all throughout the night was all about The Apocalypse / The End Of The World, and there was Christmas stuff, too, sometimes combining the two in both songs and skits. There were segments of Movie Time, and TV programs were reviewed as well... And so thus went our Third Anniversary Post Apocalypse / The End Of The World Count Up Celebration. Enjoy this joyous, fun occasion, everyone!!! 

- Fire Eater Wizard

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December 13, 2015 - We Celebrate EVD's and Eric's Birthday

EveryonePresent were, EVD, Nathan, Justin, Eric, Bi-Coastal Tim, Dylan, and, three fifths of the band Undead Messengers. Both EVD and Eric had had Birthdays, EVD's on December 4th, and Eric on December 11th. Happy Birthday EVD and Eric. When asked where he had been last week, EVD kept insisting he had been here. But Ouija Beard was back, Tim rubbed it a couple times. A Gopro camera was put on Nathan, and he was bashed in the head with a baking sheet. Then Dylan actually wanted to get bashed in the head with it, so he wore the camera, and was clobbered in the head, many times, to no reaction, apparently he is a lot like Eric, he can't be hurt, and seems to like it. Although later her had quite the headache and had to lay down (which then ended up being a game of things on our Dylan - See Pics). A couple of sets of music were played comprised of some of what Azkath felt were from the best releases of the year which is rapidly coming to a close. There were also several sets of Christmas music, metal and comedy songs and sketches. There was a second installment of The World According To Eric, where Eric rambles on about stuff which is representative of no one's views, including Eric's. There were segments of Movie Time. The Old School Hour was at 2:00. And there was A Cover Set.

- Fire Eater Wizard

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December 6, 2015 - Tribute to the Past Show

JustinPresent were Nathan and Justin. This was a Tribute To The Past Show, an entire program of older metal of all genres. There were a couple of Connect-A-Sets, one featuring all bands that had some connection to King Diamond, and one featuring all bands with a connection to Metal Church. There was a set of dark, doomy music, one of all female fronted bands from the '80's, and a very heavy set among others. EVD was absent. Azkath thought Nathan might have something to do with that. Nathan wouldn't admit it, so Azkath hypnotized him. First he asked him where EVD was? Nathan said, "In the ground", ominous sounding. Then Azkath told Nathan to go out on the porch, get naked, and do jumping jacks, which Nathan did, then didn't remember why he had done that. There were segments of Movie Time. There was, of course, no Old School Hour, as the whole program was Old School. There was also no Cover Set. There were a couple of Old School metal Christmas songs, as we are drawing near to that, but they were by satanic bands, King Diamond, and, Venom, Christmas Last Exit style...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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November 29, 2015 - Just Joe's 12th Anniversary

Poor JoeThis program was to celebrate Just Joe's twelfth Anniversary of being here, November 23rd, which had been this past week, Happy Anniversary, Just Joe! Present to help celebrate it were, Just Joe, luckily(!), EVD, Nathan, Rob from the band Thirteen South, and, Vern, who hasn't been here in almost a year and a half, and was Just Joe's first Anniversary surprise in a night that would see several (all that time away hasn't changed Vern a bit, he's still as obnoxious and annoying as ever). Also, The Almighty Monkey was listening and giving his input this night. Just Joe's next surprise was bubble wrap, which he was urged to pop, only when he tried to, he couldn't, because it was the kind that's all connected together so you can't pop them, which is being used more and more often nowadays, I hate it, too! Why do they have to go and take all the fun out of everything!? Everyone loves to pop bubble wrap! Just Joe did make a puppet out of the non poppable bubble wrap, and then he cheered himself up a little by beating on Nathan, which always makes everyone feel better, well, everyone but Nathan, of course. A game of Hide And Go Beat was played. Nathan had never played this before. Nathan had to go hide, and both Just Joe and Vern would have to try and find him, in the dark. If Nathan got found, he lost, if Just Joe and Vern couldn't find him, they lost. And the results on this night were Paddle Or Kiss, whoever lost got spanked with the paddle with a whole lot of thumb tacks in embedded in it, whoever won, would get Hershey's Kisses. Actually, there were three rounds. The first Nathan was found almost immediately, but the second and third, they couldn't find him. So Nathan got spanked once with The Paddle, and got two Kisses, and Just Joe and Vern got one Kiss each, and two spanks with The Paddle. A Russian Roulette set was played. Just Joe was asked to pick if he wanted bullet or no bullet. He picked no bullet. If a bullet played, Nathan, Vern, and, Rob would all My Crotch Your Face Just Joe. If no bullet played, then Just Joe would get to hear "The Final Countdown" in it's entirety, and Europe's version, not a cover. There was a bit of confusion for a minute when the question was posed what if that song played, as it did three weeks ago, when Just Joe was not here. At first it was said that, in that case, Just Joe would get to hear it, then that was quickly corrected to no he wouldn't, because that would then mean that the song would become the bullet, not the prize, and would therefore have to be stopped, and Just Joe would get My Crotch Your Faced. See, you thought this was a silly, simple game, on the contrary, as you can see, it can become quite complicated. So the computer picked from thirteen thousand nine hundred and fifty songs, and it would get even more complicated, because, a song played that half the people present said was a bullet, and the other half said it was not. So it was decided that both things would happen, Europe's "The Final Countdown" would be played... While Just Joe was getting a three person My Crotch Your Face. It was a very disturbing My Crotch Your Face, with a lot of spinning involved. When it was over, they asked Just Joe if he enjoyed finally getting to hear one of his favorite songs? But Just Joe seemed too traumatized for some odd reason to really answer, just kept whimpering. And, I think we may have cured him of wanting to hear that song, because, for the rest of the night, whenever anyone sang the opening notes to it, Just Joe would start to twitch, obviously that song now has too bad memories connected to it for him to like it. Which is amusing to watch, so now we may actually be seeing the ban on that song lifted, and we may actually hear it a bit. There was a lot of reminiscing, everyone giving their most memorable Just Joe moments from the last twelve years, of which there are A LOT. A LOT. In this reminiscing, The Giant Hammer came up. Nathan had brought a brand new Mac tablet with him. They had him lie down holding it, and then Just Joe bashed it with The Giant Hammer 'til it was beyond repair. Nathan was whining that he had just paid two hundred dollars for that. Well, then you shouldn't have been stupid enough to bring it here. Anyone should know who has been here more than once, and Nathan has been here way more than that, if you have anything you value, don't bring it here, because it will be destroyed, or, if it will fit, wind up down someone's pants, and you won't ever want to touch it again. Vern said that he had been away way too long, and now realized how much he missed being here, he said that he was never going to leave again. Azkath told him that they were now going to play a game, Vern would go hide, and everyone would try to find him. Vern hid, and nobody made the slightest move to go look for him the rest of the night, so he'll be waiting quite a long while. It was an all vinyl Old School Hour, as it has been for the last couple of weeks. There was A Cover Set. There were segments of Movie Time, and TV Programs, and on-line Shows were talked about as well. And so thus went Just Joe's Twelfth Anniversary Show, it has certainly been a very eventful twelve years! And so, once again, A VERY HAPPY TWELFTH ANNIVERSARY, TO JUST JOE!!!!! You have certainly made the last twelve years interesting, and entertaining!!!

- Fire Eater Wizard

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November 22, 2015 - Born in Blood Live in Studio

Born in BloodPresent were, EVD, Nathan, Justin (Or, Twelve Inch, his new nickname, which he acquired last week), and, Aaron. The band Born In Blood was there in the first portion of the program. They performed five songs live in The Performance Room. It sounded awesome, shout out to Nathan for that. They are only a three piece band, but they made a lot of noise. They are cool, you can find them on Facebook. After their performance, they were interviewed, and told us all about themselves, as this was their first time here. Nathan was highly caffeinated, and grumpy, so he kept provoking people, like EVD and Azkath all night. Which meant that he got beat down quite a bit. EVD kept putting a plastic bag over his head and leaving it there 'til Nathan was nearly out of breath, and Azkath slapped him around a couple times. Nathan also made a big ball out of rubber bands, which he worked on for hours, because, I guess, he has nothing better to do with his time. It was an all vinyl Old School Hour this week, as it was last week. There was A Cover Set at 5:00. There were segments of Movie Time...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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November 15, 2015 - Undead Messengers Live in Studio

Undead MessengersPresent were, EVD, Nathan, Justin, who was sick and didn't sound well at all, Justin, The Person Formerly Known As Crappy The Clown, who, this night, actually was Crappy The Clown, and, the band Undead Messengers. Undead Messengers performed a long set of a lot of songs live in The Performance Room. They rocked, and it sounded awesome, as Nathan despite being a Bronie, is a great sound person. The Old School Hour was a little earlier than 2:00, because the band would be performing then. This week, for The Old School Hour, and also later in the night, Azkath had brought in a lot of vinyl records, which were played, and everyone there told how they first got into metal. There was a Connect-A-Set, with all songs that involved members of the band Fields Of The Nephilum, in other projects. There was no Cover Set this night, just one cover of an Ozzy Osborne song. There were segments of Movie Time. Azkath discussed a book that he had just read...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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November 8, 2015 - Undead, Clowns, Tacks, Ponies, and Ice Cream

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Present were, EVD, Nathan, Justin, The Person Formerly Known As Crappy The Clown (and sometimes still is), this night he was calling himself Confusion, and also still Vilified, like he was last time he was here, and Crappy also put in some appearances tonight, and, the band Undead Messengers, who brought along a new member, Jake, who didn't say much. There was a Russian Roulette Set, if a bullet played, Justin won, if not, Nathan did. The loser would get spanked with a light, soft paddle, and, if a bizarre song played, EVD would get spanked a lot of times with it. Nathan lost, so he got spanked with the paddle, no big deal, right? Except that, he should have known that his punishment would never be that light, not on this program! Azkath conveniently forgot to mention that there were lots of thumb tacks imbedded in the paddle, well, that's such a tiny detail, I'm sure it just slipped his mind, I can see that. Nathan will probably have some trouble sitting for a while. Btw, the bullet was Europe's "The Final Countdown", somehow a copy of it must have survived the virus that Azkath made to destroy every copy of that song, as it is banned from ever playing, in this studio, too bad Just Joe wasn't there to hear it, though it was quite quickly stopped. Everyone was asked a question, "What was something that, when you were a child, you thought was true, which was totally wrong"? EVD, as always, had the most disturbing answer. Crappy played a trivia game, whomever answered some questions correctly got an ice cream sandwich. There was a game played, "My Little Pony, Or Porn Star". Azkath read out names, and everyone had to guess if each one was the name of a My Little Pony, or a porn star, as the name of the game would imply. A lot of the answers were surprising, many of the ones you would think were porn stars, were actually My Little Ponies. And, our resident Bronie did miserably, only getting two out of ten right, he should be ashamed of himself, and should have gotten another whack with that above mentioned paddle. A Punch Drunk Monkeys's song, "Cookin' With Uncle Charlie", was played in honor of "Uncle Charlie", one of their old time drummers's who also played with Dio, who passed away this week. There were segments of Movie Time, some TV programs were talked about as well. At 2:00, The Old School Hour. The Cover Set was a bit late, 5:00, instead of it's usual 4:00...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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November 1, 2015 - Halloween Show

HalloweenThis was the night when we turn the clocks back an hour, and go back on Standard Time, which means that, at 2:00, the time drops back to 1:00, making this a seven hour LE. Also, LE began at midnight, right after Halloween had concluded, so it was a special Halloween Program. Almost all of the music was Halloween themed, metal and comedy songs and skits, and stand up comedy. Present were, EVD, Rick and Randy from "The Metallic Onslaught", Justin, Gorgar, Nikki, and, someone who hasn't been here in a year and a half, Kal. Everyone was asked what the first movie that really scared them was, and also, what the last movie was that really scared them. Those present who had not already done so were also asked what their earliest memory was. As it was Halloween, a Ouija Board was brought out, and EVD and Randy tried it. It said Rick kill, already that was two words you don't want in the same sentence! It said Rick kill Justin. Rick appeared to be possessed, and went after Justin, who fled for his life. Rick then had no memory of what had happened. Justin was calling himself Towely, as well, that is what he was dressed as. Randy had plants growing all over him, and a pretty yellow flower growing out of his head. No, this was not his Halloween costume, this was thanks to Jeffie, who has been seeding Randy with spores weeks earlier on The Metallic Onslaught. They then enacted to of those theinsanedomain.com Questions that used to get asked to people regularly. First, they were popping a bunch of balloons with Kal's face and name on them, then, they knocked Randy out, by asking him if something smelled like chloroform, and Randy, apparently not being too bright, actually sniffed it to let them know. When he came to, he was in a room, where there were no exits, he had only a traffic cone, six red pens, and a sock monkey puppet, and he was told he had to use those items to get out of the room, which Randy was unable to figure out how to do, he's not McGyver, after all. Then Azkath told him that he had eight owls in his tree, a phrase that, for some unknown reason, drives Randy totally insane, he started laughing hysterically, and babbling incoherently, and, eventually collapsed, never figuring out how to get out of the room, so I guess he'll still be there next week, unless someone else finds him and lets him out. There was something that there hasn't been in a very long time, a Gorgar's Corner, where Gorgar told us how he's been, and then got to pick his favorite Halloween song. He picked the song that gave him his name, "Gorgar", it's not exactly a Halloween song, but it was fitting, and it is by the band Helloween. There was no Old School Hour, to get more Halloween stuff in, but there was a Halloween Cover Set, at 4:00. There were segments of Movie Time, and TV and Internet programs were discussed as well. Nathan was MIA, we hope he's not dead, or he probably wisely stayed away, knowing he probably would be if he showed up, as we had all kinds of horrible things planned for him. And so thus went our Special Seven Hour Long Halloween Program...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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October 25, 2015 - Take Two Perform

Take Two and AcePresent were, EVD, Just Joe (which made it two whole weeks in a row, a real record for him lately!), Nathan, Justin, and, The Person Formerly Known As Crappy The Clown, who's name this night was Vilified (he said he was the leader of a group, The Evil Deeds Society.), and he brought Ace Frehley, of the band Kiss with him, Ace remained silent, though, Vilified said he communicated with him telepathically. The band Take Two was there for the first couple hours. They played two sets of three songs each live from The Performance Room, with Nathan running the sound, so they sounded awesome, as he is really good at that. Then the band was interviewed, they told us all about themselves, as this was their first time at LE. Two more tracks from their ten song CD, ones that they hadn't already performed, were played as well. They are very cool, you can find them on Facebook, where you will find all the links to all the other places you can find them. Vilified had a game to play, involving food. He had a bunch of doughnut balls, which he called balls of misfortune, everyone was supposed to eat one, and there would be a fortune in it. For some reason no one really wanted to eat Vilified's balls. I can't imagine why! But Azkath and Just Joe finally did. Azkath's said that he had won five bucks, but Vilified then named three people named Buck, a male deer, and, when asked what about the fifth buck, he replied "Buck off!". Ha, ha. Just Joe's said that he was going to die of a heart attack next May. We certainly hope that isn't true, but, then again, if he does, we will probably have been the ones who caused it, and he has died many, many times here before, and yet, somehow, is still around. Vilified also then made himself a mustache and goatee out of electrical tape and then spoke in a heavy Hispanic accent, sounding like Cheech, from Cheech And Chong. A portion of an interview that Azkath conducted with Chris Mulkey, an actor who has been in over two hundred movies and TV programs, and is one of the stars in the new movie "The Surface" was played, you can hear the rest on our web site. There was a tribute to the bass player from the band Obituary, who had passed away this week, a song from that band was played, and it was noted that there was irony there, playing a song from the band Obituary, because one of their members had died. The Old School Hour was an hour late, 3:00, because Take Two was still performing at 2:00. The cover Set was a little late as well. There were segments of Movie Time...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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