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December 23, 2012 - We Love Satan Xmas Show

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King Diamond "No Presents for Christmas"
HPLHS "Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go"
Kekal "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Make a Joyful Noise"
Psychostick "Jungle Bell Metal"
The Pushrods "XXX-mas Sucks"
Robert Lund and Spaff "Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)"
Blind System "The Ultimate Christmas Song Medley"
HPLHS "Es Y'Golonac / Mountains of Madness / Here Comes Yog-Sothoth"

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Behemoth "Welcome to Hell"
Coven "Rock this Church"
Grim Reaper "Rock You To Hell"
Lawnmower Deth "Satan's Trampoline"
Impaled Nazarene "In the Name of Satan / Sadhu Satana"
Morbid Angel "Bleed for the Devil"

Overkill "Deny the Cross"

Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Oz "Turn the Cross Upside Down"
The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
The Electric Hellfire Club "I Dream of Demons"

VoiVod "Astronomy Domine" (R)
Faithbomb "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
TV's Kyle "Put a Santa Hat on It"
HPLHS "Tentacles / I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth"
South Park "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"
This Will Hurt You "Santa's Cuming to Town"
Pretty Maids "A Merry Jingle"

Sabbat "A Cautionary Tale"
GWAR "Slaughterama" (R)
Nine Inch Nails "Heresy"
The Accused "Devil Woman"
Carnivore "Angry Neurotic Catholics / God is Dead"

Laibach "Sympathy for the Devil"
Venom "Black Xmas"
Cradle of Filth "To Eve, The Art of Witchcraft"
Marduk "Chorus of Cracking Necks"
BCT "I Love Satan"

Cryptic Wintermoon "SuperSatan"
Beyond Mortal Dreams "The Earth Belongs to Hell"
Black Anvil "The Evil of All Roots"
HPLHS "Oh Come All Te Olde Ones"
Ensoph "Evil has Found a Servant"
Vandals "Christmas Time for My Penis"
Entombed "Satan"
Necropsya "Made with Evil"

Coven "Satanic as Hell"
Carpathian Forest "Submit to Satan!!!"
Deicide "Oblivious to Evil"
I Shit on Your Face "Satanic Staphylococcus"
Samsas Traum "Satanas"
The Rocking Dildos "Hellish Metal"
Venom "In League with Satan"

Stryper "Winter Wonderland - Live"

Fight "Christmas Ride"
16 Second Stare "The Grinch"
MXPX "Christmas Night of Zombies"
Robert Lund & Spaff "Undead Elves"
SSS "Merry Christmasss"

** Mercyful Fate Block **
The Oath
Nuns Have No Fun - Live
Burning the Cross
Leave My Soul Alone (Brats)

a Corpse Without Soul
Doomed by the Living Dead - Live
King Diamond Talks
Shadow Night - Live

Black Rose "Kill for Fun"
Mercyful Fate "Walking Back to Hell - Live"
Come to the Sabbath

HPLHS "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen"
George Gidley "A Few of My Biggest pet Peeves"
Exodus "Deliver Us to Evil"
HPLHS "The Worst Hotel"
This Will Hurt You "2nd Noel"
Psychostick "Holiday Hate"
HPLHS "Eerie Dreary Solstice"
Dokken "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town"
Kenos "No Presents for Christmas"
Hanoi Rocks "Dead By Xmas"

Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
HPLHS "Cthulhu Lives!"
Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Well, as I bid you all farewell in my last recap, as this past Friday, December 21st, was to be the day the world ended, but here I am recapping another LE, well, who knows, either the world didn't end, or it did, and we are all living in a post Apocalypse world, it certainly sucks enough, and there is enough wrong for that to be possible. So, as Christmas was a couple days away, this was a very special We Love Satan Christmas Post Apocalypse Extravaganza, the first one of those ever. Just Joe was there, as were, Eric, from the band Ire Clad, Rick and Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, and, Tim. Randy was wearing a Cthulhu puppet on his hand, which he would later rub in Just Joe's face. Azkath asked Just Joe where he had been last week. Just Joe said in a bunker, preparing for The Apocalypse. Azkath said Just Joe had been building robots, Just Joe denied it. Azkath told him that the post Apocalypse evil bunnies were still coming for him. Tim arrived, saying that there were lots of scary bunnies outside. Just Joe said he had a statement prepared, to read when the bunnies arrived... He then read a statement declaring that what Azkath had been accusing him of for months now, and that he had been so strongly denying, was in fact true, he had built a robot, he called it Mike, and said that Mike would deal with the bunnies. And Mike actually did, pretty effectively, apparently, because there was now bunny blood and guts, and, well, bunny pieces, all over the snow outside. Chaos ensued. Arydaea began wailing something about her bunnies. Azkath told Just Joe that they had just been messing with him, that those weren't post apocalypse evil bunnies, they were just cute harmless cuddly bunnies, and that Arydaea had put them there, they were hers, and now she was out for blood, Just Joe's blood. They restrained her, and sedated her, perhaps a little too heavy on the sedation, but then perhaps that drool was foaming at the mouth from rage, she kept lunging for Just Joe, and glaring right through him when she couldn't get to him. But she got to him. She threw him down the stairs for starters, then eviscerated him with a chain saw, and stuffed his carcass with bunny corpses. Satan showed up. This year he did not possess Rick, which was a good thing, that had been a scary thing to behold. This time he possessed Randy, who now had horns. Azkath asked Satan if he could bring Just Joe back to life, as he was upset that he was dead, because we need Just Joe. Satan said he thought that some barbecued Just Joe stuffed with bunnies sounded a lot better, so why should he bring him back? Azkath promised he would play the most evil Satanic set ever, if Satan would promise to bring Just Joe back to life. Satan didn't think there could be anything evil enough for him, so he agreed. Azkath played a set of very Satanic metal. Satan said that he had liked that, but that it wasn't evil enough, so let the barbecue commence! Azkath told Satan that he could get even more evil, but that he didn't think Satan would really want him to get even more evil. Satan said bring it on. So Azkath did, he played Stryper singing Christmas music, "Walking In A Winter Wonder Land". Satan couldn't take much of that, saying that that was just too evil, even for him. Azkath said he would not turn it off until Satan brought Just Joe back to life. So, Satan did. They told Just Joe what had happened. A few Christmases ago, he had been killed, and they had played Stryper, hoping for a Christmas miracle, which they had gotten, God had brought him back to life to tell them to stop playing Stryper, a new commandment which I think trumps all the others, so apparently God and Satan both hate Stryper. Hey, now if there is common ground there, maybe they could use that as a starting ground. Stryper bring God and Satan together. Just Joe said that, since God and Satan had brought him back to life, that he was now immortal. Arydaea said that she was going to test that out, because she was going to kill him again. She threw him down the stairs again, and then did horrible things to him with a shovel. But Just Joe was still alive, missing a few parts, which he said he would duct tape on 'til they grew back, because, now that he was immortal, they would grow back, but still alive. So, maybe he is immortal. Azkath did something he had done last year, he let the computer pick at random from Christmas songs, and Satanic songs, to see which would win, last year, Christmas had won, this year, Satan won. Azkath said he was going to do something because of that that he had promised to do anyways, he was going to play a whole lot of Mercyful Fate. Satan was really liking that. Eric had a Bible, which he had been reading from periodically throughout the night. He read from it now, and performed an exorcism, driving Satan out of Randy. Once Randy was himself again, he said that he was going to do something that he had done on The Metallic Onslaught the night  before, he was going to be Pants Less Santa. Azkath had heard all about this from Jeffie, and from anyone who had been present for that at The Metallic Onslaught, and wanted absolutely no part of it. He had Rick rush Randy out of there and take him home. By the time they got outside, Randy indeed had no pants on! That's just SOOO WRONG!!! The rest of the night was a mix of Christmas music, metal and comedy, and music for Satan. There were a couple segments of Movie Time, the last one of which Tim ruined by proving once again what a girlie girl he is, reviewing "The Twilight Saga Part 4 Breaking Dawn Part 2", and another chick romantic comedy, Tim has no business on a metal show! And thus went our first ever We Love Satan Christmas Post Apocalypse Show. Oh, all those poor innocent cute little bunnies! Well, Azkath had warned Just Joe that something bad would happen if he built robots, or, technically, one robot, which had actually worked quite well, considering who built it, but then again, they were just harmless, defenseless bunnies, it probably wouldn't have worked so well if they were really post Apocalypse evil bunnies. And something bad had happened for Just Joe, he had been killed. Although, if he is now immortal, I guess he is happy with that. Arydaea destroyed Mike The Robot. So, everyone, whomever, or whatever, you celebrate, or if you don't celebrate anyone or anything at all, have lots of fun doing, or not doing that! Have a happy time all!