The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

Present were, EVD, Nathan, and Tim rejoined us. Nathan and Tim had never met. It was done in three phases. Phase one, they shook hands. Phase two, Tim told Nathan all about "Dawson's Creek". Phase three, Tim decided he liked Nathan. They seemed to hit it off ok, I'm not sure as well as Tim and Eric, but it was only their first meeting. Nathan got to run the board for a set. As it was July fifth, we had a Fourth Of July Celebration, just a few hours late. EVD put a bunch of firecrackers down Nathan's pants and set them off. Nathan had not consented to this, and he didn't seem to enjoy it much, judging by the agonized screams. What are you, an unpatriotic Communist or something, how could you not love fireworks on America's Birthday!? There were songs sent out to John The Drummer, as it was his Birthday, Happy Birthday, John! There was also a set of music for my Birthday, which had been the previous Wednesday, July 1st, but apparently the computer didn't like my picks, because it died, I killed it. Well, thanks for trying, guys, I appreciate it, sorry I killed your computer! There were segments of Movie Time, and TV programs were discussed as well. The last hour was The old School Hour... 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Rabid from Central New York play live in studio. They play a very genuine style of old-school thrash. Like them on Facebook. You can also get their 2016 EP here!

Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Nathan, and, Eric. The band Rabid was there for about the first two hours of the program. They performed two sets (7songs) in The Performance Room, which Nathan set up and ran. It sounded great, Rabid rocked. They rocked so much in fact that they caused EVD to evaporate, he disappeared not to be seen or heard any more that night, but not before he said "Mykur" a few dozen more times, helping them further earn their award and place in our Band Name Hall Of Fame Of Band Names That Have Had Their Names Said The Most On Our Airwaves. There was an amusing incident where Nathan was describing the plot of a "Star Trek" episode, and Just Joe, at the same time, was describing a part of "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory", I don't think anyone could follow either plot, but it was funny, they both just kept on describing the events, as if the other wasn't talking, and neither got thrown off at all, although I did, and I'm pretty sure everyone else did, too. A new segment was introduced, The World According To Eric, where Eric would get about three minutes to talk about any topics that he wanted to, and impart his wisdom to us, always a dangerous thing, the disclaimer that the views expressed in this segment do not necessarily reflect those of any sane person, and, quite possibly, not even Eric himself, were never more fitting then for this. To sum up, there is a conspiracy by the gay Mafia, illegal aliens, I'm assuming he means from Mexico, not from outer space, but with him you never know, are bringing Chupacabras with them, and that they conjure them up with Voodoo, and that "The Minions" movie is retarded, his word, not mine. After Eric was finished, the song "Chupacabra", by Zakas, was played, fitting. Nathan was introduced to Dave's Beard, and Just Joe and Eric forced him to put it on, to Nathan's horror, his screams and struggles were quite vigorous. Well, they were trying to help him out, he can't seem to grow his own beard, too young, so... And we have come full circle... Once, we had to have an Enforcer for Just Joe, and now Just Joe is our Enforcer for Nathan when he acts up. Awww, our little Just Joe has grown up... Finally! At 3:30, The Cover Set, which Nathan ran the board for. There were segments of Movie Time, and some TV stuff was talked about as well. The last hour was The Old School Hour, which featured more hard rock and glam than usual, which was some for Just Joe, and was also my fault, as it was dedicated to me, because, the following Wednesday, July 1st, would be my Birthday. Just Joe serenaded me with a beautiful, moving rendition of "Happy Birthday To You", it brought me to tears! What kind of tears, I'm not quite sure! The final song of the night was one of my all time favorites, Masi's "God Promised A Paradise". Thanks, guys, it is much appreciated! 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Nathan, and, Giuseppe Cuozzo , who has been in many bands (and every time he's in a new one, he has a different look, too, and tonight was no exception), who has a new project, When You're A stranger. He brought the CD, and all four tracks from it were played. It rocked. You can also find his band on facebook, it's the one with the picture of a lighthouse, which he took himself. And, it's been a while, but I think we have another band who has earned the highly coveted honor of having their name up on our Wall Of Fame Of Band Names That Have Been Said The Most On The Air. Yes, I know it's a long name for an award, but it's very highly sought after, because it means the band's name is getting the kind of exposure that can literally be obtained nowhere else. And our newest recipient, who joins the likes of Lamb Of God, My Penis, Hell Yeah, Short Bus Pile Up, Necrogoblikon, and the winner of The Lifetime achievement Award, the all time champ, Goatwhore, is, *drum roll* Myrkur! Because, for some reason known only to his strange mind, but his strangeness is Myrkur's good fortune, EVD, loves saying their name, has been saying it repeatedly for the last three weeks, and has got Nathan doing that with him. So congratulations, Myrkur! Your fame will surely soar to great heights now, because we, and this award, have that kind of power and influence. So enjoy your new fame and wealth, and try not to become one of those bands who, when they reach super stardom, squanders it away, like a couple of past recipients must have done, like My Penis, and, Short Bus Pile Up, did, that must be why they aren't internationally known by now, because this award guarantees that, so it must be their fault! There were segments of Movie Time, and some TV stuff was talked about as well. At 3:30, The Cover Set. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

- Fire Eater Wizard