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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band Royal Dano was there for about almost half the program. They were interviewed, told us about themselves, and performed several songs live and acoustic. They rock. Tracks of theirs were played from CD as well. Also there was Dustin, from the band Sorrow Of Batavia. Dave was there, which is truly amazing, because this made it three or four weeks in a row! Shane was also there. And Dave had gone to Virginia, and retrieved Just Joe from where Kal had mailed him to the week before. Yes, Dave had returned with Just Joe, just as he had promised he would. Just Joe said they had a great time in Virginia, though, hanging out at the beach in their speedos. I'll bet the people of Virginia are SOOOO happy they are gone! After the band left, Tribute to the Past / Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet played, Shane would get to have a computer keyboard smashed over his head. If no bullet, then Just Joe would get to receive that honor. And, if an EVD song played, I.E., Shatner or Nimoy, or some other bizarre music like that played, which means EVD takes the penalty then, well, since EVD had left by then, Dustin would take it. Bullet. Shane got the laptop keyboard bashed repeatedly over his head by Just Joe, till all the keys were off of it, and it was all misshapen. Then Azkath took it and hit Shane some more with it, and then he hit other people as well. There were several Movie Times throughout the night, with Dave and Shane participating in some of them. Just Joe is still quite limited in this now, as he has been unable to pay his cable bill, it was turned off, and, now that has kinda cut down on his movie viewing. There was a whole lot of great new music this week, so the last hour, which has recently been all old music, soon to have a new title of it's own, was forgone this week, to play more of all that new stuff, plus the host wasn't feeling in an old school mood this night, and, since he's the host, he gets to decide these things...



Playlist

Ana Kefr "Avenue of the Queen"
The Agonist "Business Suits and Combat Boots"
Sodom "Feigned Death Throes"
Devildriver "Hardened"

Sorrowseed "Seeding Dirge / Cancer of Blades"
Mongrel "Shut Up, Get Dead"
The One Through Tens "Fighting for a Golden Age"
Symbol Six "Death Seed"
Kvelertak "Blodtorst"

Royal Dano "Nothing Left to Relate"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "Killing is Fun"
Benedictum "At the Gates"
Kampfar "Huldreland"
Lemmy, Ozzy, and Slash "I Ain't A Nice Guy Afterall" (R)

Royal Dano Live in Studio Acoustic "Just Like You / Royal C"

Sign of the Jackyl "Hellhounds"
Moonsorrow "Muinaiset"
Vindicator "The Antique Witcheries"
Cauldron "Radio City / Unchained Angel"
Amity in Fame "Dinner for One"

Vintersorg "kippor Och Skar"
Volture "Volture"
Mercenary "In Bloodred Shades"

Destruction "The Demon is God"
The Human Abstract "Complex Terms"
Feral "The Deathbog"
Zombiefication "Sleepless Mutter"
Sin-Atra "Fly Me to the Moon (feat Robin Zander)"

Whiplash "Power Thrashing Death"
Virgin Black "Museum of Iscariot"
Monster Magnet "Negasonic Teenage Warhead"
Forbidden "Through Eyes of Glass"
Therapy? "Isolation"

Of Wrath and Ruin "Shame is the End"
Long Distance Calling "The Figrin D'an Boogie"
Static People "Moonage Daydream"
Jag Panzer "Bringing the End"
Flat 29 "Cook Up a Little Bit of Love"

Ana Kefr "Thaumatrope"
Bone Jar "Quest of Fate" (R)
Clandestine "Philistine"
Cavalera Conspiracy "Target" (R)
Ken Mode "Obeying the Iron Will"

Assassin "Raise in the Dark"
Trap Them "Every Walk a Quarantine"
Within Temptation "Shot in the Dark"
Scholar "The Rift"
Occult Detective Club "Wear the Woodwork"
Speed\Kill/Hate "No Remorse"
Scream Arena "Goodnight LA"

Fen "Ageless Threnody"
Omision "Assault in the Vatican"
DyNAbyte "Normal"
Dreadnaughts "Goblin Humppa"
Roger Miret and the Disasters "Road to Nowhere"

Raven "Take Control" (R)
Colossus "The Mountain that Rides"
She Rides "Woah Dude!"
Hiems "Scum Destroyer"
The Coup De Grace "Burning with Optimism"

One Eyed Doll "Beautiful Freak"
The Gathering "Probably Built in the 50's"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
The band Hangman's Heart was there for about the first couple hours of the program. They were interviewed, and they performed a couple of their songs live and acoustic. Tracks from their CD were played as well. Rick, Randy, and, BBBIIIIILLLLL!!!!, all from The Metallic Onslaught, were there. EVD was there, but, as he was there when the band was, and had left by the time the band had gone, he never said anything. This LE was one hour shorter than always, five hours instead of six, because it was the night that happens once every year, the night when we go back on Daylight Savings Time, when, at 2:00 A.M., we move ahead and it becomes 3:00 A.M.. Anyways, on this night, of course, every year, we pay tribute to glam, for the whole hour from 2:00 A.M. to 3:00 A.M., it is nothing but glam. Just Joe always gets soooo excited on this night, because he forgets every single year, that there is no 2:00 A.M. to 3:00 A.M., and thinks he's actually going to get to hear an entire hour of glam. So they told him to pick his first glam song. He picked White Lion's "When The Children Cry", of all things! Now, I love glam too, but let me just say that I am very disappointed in Just Joe here. While that song is pretty good, there are a lot of much better songs to pick from, even from White Lion, I personally would have gone with "Little Fighter", if I were going to pick something from them. After that was over, they showed Just Joe that it was already after 3:00 A.M., and that glam time was now over. Just Joe, as always, like every year, was extremely disappointed, and just couldn't figure out where his hour had gone, and why there was no more time for glam. And, next year, he'll be utterly disappointed all over again. Everyone else was quite sickened by having to endure "When The Children Cry". LE brought you a public service announcement this night, everyone acted out a part in a script on how you can be the first to be eaten when The Great Old Ones, chief among them The Great Cthulhu, awaken from their slumber beneath the ocean, and retake their place as ruler's of the world once again. You will of course want to be among the first to be eaten when this occurs, because, otherwise you will have to witness all the unspeakable horror that will ensue, much better to just be eaten right away, and get it over with quickly, probably extremely painfully but quickly at least, then to stick around longer and experience all the tortures and torments and unnameable things you will endure from the Shoggoths, and The Great Old Ones. And, we showed you how to do that, or if you are not eaten right away, you won't care anymore, because you will have gone completely insane, and will no longer be yourself, permanently and irretrievably. We showed you how to accomplish this when the time comes, which you would be extremely grateful for when it happens. That is, you would be extremely grateful, except you won't be then, because, thanks to us, you'll either have been eaten, or you'll be hopelessly insane. Either way, you won't be feeling anything at all. So you can thank us now for providing you this very important public service so you'll know what to do when the time comes. You're very welcome! Everyone took a part in the script, that is, except for Just Joe, who was supposed to provide the sound effects, but didn't participate at all, because he was too traumatized by all that talk of Shoggoths, and Great Old Ones, since he's seen them numerous times, when he was hypnotized and sent into the future. He went into a long, loud, rant about how the Shoggoth they had put on his roof kept stealing his pots and pans, when he was making grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup in them, and wearing them as hats. He later told us that the Shoggoth is finally off his roof, that all the snow froze it to the roof, and then all the rain melted that and washed the Shoggoth away. There were three segments of Movie Time, none of which Just Joe could contribute much to yet again, as he still has not been able to pay his cable bill, and has no TV, which makes it much harder for him to watch anything.



Playlist

Grave Digger "Rebellion"
One Eyed Doll "Battle On!"
MiRAMAR "We are the Future"

Hangman's Heart "Among Thorns"
Cauldron "I Confess"
Motorhead "Waiting for the Snake"

Hangman's Heart "Downhearted"
Lekamen Illusionen Kallet "Death Breeder"
Black Flag "TV Party" (R)
Fear "I Don't Care About You" (R)
Circle Jerks "Don't Care" (R)

Hangman's Heart "Mary Elizabeth - Live Acoustic in Studio"

Hangman's Heart "Mary Elizabeth"
Sin-Atra "Love and Marriage - featuring Elias Soriano"
Sorrowseed "War to Feed the Ancients"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Brutalized / Bible Thumpers"

Hangman's Heart "Verdad - Live Acoustic in Studio"

Hangman's Heart "Will It Bleed?"
Protest the Hero "Tapestry" (R)
Jag Panzer "The Setting of the Sun"
Blaspherian "Sworn to Death and Evil"
Benediction "Wrong Side of the Grave" (R)

HPLHS "Tentacles"
Burning Black "Hero of the Century"

White Lion "When the Children Cry"

G.B.H. "Am I Dead Yet?" (R)
The Exploited "Politicians" (R)
Circle Jerks "Beat Me Senseless"
The Dead Boys "Sonic Reducer"
Bad Religion "American Jesus" (R)
The Accused "War=Death '88 (and Beyond)"

Of Wrath and Ruin "To Walk Alone / Waters of the Corrupt"
Firewater "Man with the Blurry Face"
Cladestine "Disappear in You"

Infestus "Torn Observer"
Old Wainds "Gods Gazing from Beyond"
Scholar "Capture Release"
Salt the Wound "Why Don't You Have a Seat"

Ana Kefr "paedophilanthrope"
Wreck Havoc "kick Ass, Die Young"
Power Quest "Rising Anew"
BRASH "Antichrist"
Enbound "Combined the Souls"

Enrage "Rise Refuse"
Lost in Thought "Assimulate, Destroy"
Dreadnaughts "Black Sea Gale"
Rotten Sound "Choose"
Sacred Dawn "It Shall Be"

Iron Maiden "Ghengis Khan - Live"
Mercyful Fate "Gypsy - Live"
Forbidden "Chalice of Blood"
Static People "The Late Projectionist"
Wojcik "Off Your Meds"

Moore "Anymore"
Blut Aus Nord "Epitome III"
Vintersorg "Mork Nebulosa"
Sign of the Jackyl "Night of the Undead"
Volture "Night Walker"

Architects UK "Delete, Rewind"
Bob Wayne "2012"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
There was a contest between Just Joe and Shane, to see who was the better co-host. They competed in several events. First to see who could jump and touch the ceiling better. Just Joe won that, but it wasn't exactly even, because Just Joe jumped from a chair, whereas Shane had jumped from the floor, but Azkath hadn't specifically said it had to be from the floor, so the win was given to Just Joe. Then it was to see who could throw the other down the stairs better. Shane won that, he easily threw Just Joe down the stairs. Then it was The Super Flying Off The Roof Happy Fun Time Show. Just Joe jumped off the roof, and apparently landed on a vacuum cleaner, which started up. It also got stuck on his butt, and had to be pulled off. Shane jumped, and apparently fell through a lot of things on the way down, because it made a lot of loud noise, and took quite a long time. The win on that one was given to Shane, because his fall sounded better. Finally they competed to see who could beat up a cardboard replica of the other. Shane Ripped his cardboard Just Joe to shreds, and threw it to the ground. It was impressive, and actually quite disturbing. Just Joe threw himself through his cardboard Shane... And knocked himself out, he was down and totally out for a good ten minutes. They gave the win to Just Joe, because, even though Shane had done a very impressive job of disposing of his cardboard Just Joe, the sheer entertainment value of Just Joe knocking himself out deserved a win. They told Shane that, even though he had done very well over all, Just Joe had won, and was still the better co-host, at least for now. Shane said he was very angry, and was leaving. He left. To make him happy, they sent out a whole set of Christian metal to him, Just Joe said Shane loves Christian metal. The set even started off with new Stryper, even though we have been commanded by God to never play Stryper. God didn't seem to raise any objections, though, so maybe he likes the new Stryper album better. For those who don't know, it is an album of heavy metal covers, the one played tonight was their cover of The Scorpions's "Blackout". There were a few Movie Times throughout the night. The last hour of the program was The Rare, Obscure, And Classic Hour, where, all the music was, well, just what the name says...

Playlist


Woods of Ypres "Shards of Love (Hurt Forever)"
Protest the Hero "The Reign of Unending Terror"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Eyes of Fire"

Jag Panzer "Burn"
Vintersorg "Vindogat"
Long Distance Calling "Timebends"
Goes Cube "safety Coffin"
Scholar "Locke Syndrome"

Dreadnaughts "Paulina"
Static People "The Late Projectionist"
B.R.A.S.H. "Man of Stone"
Kvelertak "Offernatt"

Omision "Your God"
Moonsorrow "Tahdeton"
Winds of Plague "One for the Butcher"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "1-2-3"

Sanjuro Fields "The Rivers Edge"
Agnostic Front "Us Against the World"
Millbastards "Hippo Cock - Live"
Straight Line Stitch "Bar Room Brawl"
Miramar "We are the Future"
One-Eyed Doll "You're a Vampire"

Hangman's Heart "Mary Elizabeth"
Royal Dano "Similar Thoughts"
Wreak Havoc "There is an Answer to Every Problem"
Belphegor "Rise to Fall and Fall to Rise"

Stryper "Blackout"
Golden Ressurection "The Final Day"
Chained "Grateful Sinner"
Vengeance Rising "I Love Hating Evil"
Bloodgood "Vagrant People"

Ghost "Satan Prayer"
Tank "Great Expectations"
Venomin James "Cosmonaut"
Lazarus A.D. "Black Rivers Flow"
Candlemass "Hammer of Doom - Live"

Deicide "Hang in Agony Until You're Dead"
The one Through Tens "So Damn Sad"
Lars Eric Mattsson "Eternal Cycles"
No Gravity "I'm Bleeding"
Dream Theater "Pull Me Under" (R)

Thee Oops "Fake News"
Sorrowseed "War to Feed the Ancients"
The Human Abstract "Horizon to Zenith"
Volbeat "The Mirror and the Ripper"
Sin-Atra "New York, New York"

Wojcik "Smoke"
Reism "Words"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Others "To Fall Short in Satisfying the Expectations or the Hope of / The Last Goodbye"

Benedictum "The Seer"
Obscura "Septuagint"
Red Fang "Wires"
Speed\Kill/Hate "No Remorse"

** Rare, Obscure, and Classic Hour **

Satin Steel "The Road to Rock"
Desecrator "Empire of Hate"
Manilla Road "Weavers of the Web"
Dracula Jones "Shove"
Doomwatch "Notorious"

Vicious Rumors "My Machine / Paint It Black"
Testament "The Haunting"
ZnoWhite "All Hail to Thee"
Evildead "Rise Above"

Sepultura "Mass Hypnosis"
Exciter "Rising of the Dead"
Scorpions "This is My Song"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
As this LE was on March 27th, it fell a couple days away from National Joe Day (3-25) this year. National Joe Day is where anyone and everyone can be named Joe for that day, so, everyone, myself included, was Joe. And there was a big surprise for Foul Mouth Girl. The LE two weeks ago had actually been the nearest one to her birthday, which was on March 10th. But it was decided that it would be celebrated on this night with a big surprise party for her. She was very surprised. Happy Birthday, Foul Mouth Girl! There were a ton of people, nearer to two tons. The entire The Metallic Onslaught, Adam, EVD, Dave (amazingly!), Just Joe, two members of the band Zadoc And The Nightmare Zadoc and Az, Kal, Tracy, Another Adam, and Little Gorgar. There were cupcakes and balloons, lots of balloons. Everyone sang "Happy Birthday To You" to Foul Mouth Girl, or, in some people's cases, more screeched it, with everyone off key, and, again, some way more than others. And, FMG would get to spend the night picking bullets from a bag, and deciding who would take them, tonight bullets were slips of paper with things written on them that should happen to someone, and FMG would decide to whom they would happen, after she drew the bullet. The first bullet was pillow fluff down Joe's pants, which normally would have meant that Just Joe would get pillow fluff stuffed down his pants, but, since it was National Joe day, and therefore everyone was Joe, so, everyone there took pillow fluff and stuffed it down their pants. Then people attacked each other with nasty pillow fluff from their pants. Then Azkath declared his own special bullet, he's the host, so he can do that, he had everyone there attack Dave with pillow fluff. Next bullet, hugs, so everyone hugged. Next one, wrestle Demon, Adam did, and got killed, finished off by a bulldog into Rick. Next one, DVD player to the head, where Rick broke a DVD player over Will's head, it made a terrific noise, and pretty much killed Will. Next one, five cane shots, in this case five people were chosen to take one cane shot each, Those five were, EVD, Rick, old, senile Joe, from The Metallic Onslaught, Josh, and Adam. Azkath did the caning, and, after he was done with the five, he caned Just Joe and old Joe some more. Then the balloon room, the bathroom, was filled with balloons, and, as many people as could fit in there, seven, although, since Randy and Rick were in there, it was more like nine. Then Adam took a bat with nails in it and started swinging it, popping balloons, and people. That wasn't a bullet, just an extra attraction. Next bullet, balloon golf. Lindsey was the golf tee, and Just Joe played balloon golf on her. He popped four balloons, the first one she held in her mouth, the rest in her hands, over her face. Next bullet, the box of evil, Azkath introduced Bill to that, it was a very heavy box, and it pretty much killed Bill. Next bullet, everyone smells the wrenches, where everyone, well, just what I just said, the wrenches have a rancid odor, enough to sicken all unlucky enough to witness it. Next bullet, box top pummel, Just Joe pummeled EVD with a box top until the box top was broken and EVD was dead. Next bullet, group hug, so everyone did. Next one, it's powder time, where Kal got powdered, he had powder thrown all over him. Next bullet, mousetraps for fingers, where Az got mousetraps snapped on his fingers, one at a time, but not his thumbs, I count my thumbs as fingers, but they don't, so he only got eight mousetrap snaps. He screamed a lot. Just Joe did the mousetrap snapping, and, as he is usually the one getting the mousetraps snapped on him, he greatly enjoyed being the one who got to do the snapping this time. Next bullet, someone gets a lap dance. Just Joe and Az gave Zadoc a lap dance, to the accompaniment of Europe's "The Final Countdown", which Just Joe LOVES, so that's always dangerous to play under any circumstances, but even more so when he's also going to be getting naked. Just Joe and Az covered Zadoc in balloon rubber from all those popped balloons, and then gave him his lap dance, it was extremely disturbing and wrong on so many levels! Next bullet, chop. Az gave Just Joe a wrestling chop, Rick Flair style. He gave him more than one, though, an Azkath gave Just Joe some chops, too. Final bullet, belly squash, but everyone who had a belly suitable for that, I.E., Randy, Rick, Dave, had left, so that one couldn't be done, perhaps another time. A few notes... This was old, senile Joe from The Metallic Onslaught's second time ever on The Last Exit. The first was when he led The Metallic Onslaught's invasion of LE, in an attempted coup to take over LE. He tried to take over the show himself tonight, but that was right before the five canes I described above, and he only got caned. It had been Adam's (not Little Gorgar's Adam, the other one) birthday a couple days ago, I don't know the exact date, they didn't give it, he turned thirty one. So everyone there gave him a couple of spankings to get to thirty one. Happy Birthday, Adam! Also, March 27th also marks the first birthday of Just Joe's Spawn, as he spawned on that day last year to punish us for not allowing him to be here for his special day. That had seemed like a good idea at the time, because we had wanted to avoid all of Just Joe's obnoxiousness, even more than usual, because having a special day just for him goes to his head. However, by doing that we got something much, much worse, he spawned, so we'll never do that again if it can at all be helped, one Just Joe, and one Just Joe spawn is way more than enough! So, a very Happy First Birthday, Little Just Joe Spawn! There were five segments of Movie Time, with Foul Mouth Girl, Adam (not Little Gorgar's Adam, the other one), and Just Joe participating at various times, yes, Just Joe finally had some movies to contribute this time, ones that weren't kid movies he watched with his spawn. This was Adam's first Movie Time, and he did really well, so well, that he was told to come back every week for Movie Time, even though he lives in another state, I'm sure he can manage that. The last hour of the program was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, which is just what it's title states...





Playlist

Pictures of Pain "Far Beyond"
Vinder "Where Evil Dwells"
Sign of the Jackyl "Heavy Metal Demons"
Kampfar "Volvevers"

Of Wrath and Ruin "Lust and Love"
Woods of Ypres "Everything I Touch Turns to Gold / By the Time You Read This"

Belphegor "Possessed Burning Eyes 1997"

New Animal "Hey Jude"
Psychostick "Beer" (R)

Protest the Hero "Moonlight"

Winds of Plague "The Warrior Code / Against the World"
Nightshade "Winner (or Not)"
Royal Dano "Inescapable"

Blood Feast "Blood Lust"
Kvelertak "SOS"

Static People "The Late Projectionist"
Midas Fate "History Repeats Itself"

Blackguard "Iblis / The Fear of All Flesh"

Becoming the Archetype "The Magnetic Sky"
Obscrura "Prismal Dawn"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Between - Live in Studio"

Hangman's Heart "The Blame"
Vicious Rumors "Paint It Black"
Sorrowseed "The Golden Plague"

Aiden "Horror Queen"

Agnostic Front "Us Against the World"
Goes Cube "Year of the Human"
BRASH "Prepare for Battle" (R)
Order of the Dead "Subversion"

Tormenta "Hours of Darkness"
Haeresiarchs of Dis "Onward Through the Oculus / Remembrance of He Who Defied God"
Phobia "Cthonic Sacrifice"
Subjektive "Watch This Space"

Ed Gein "Be Faster Than Reflective"
One Eyed-Doll "Battle On!"
Scholar "The Rift"
The Haunted "The Skull"

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Long Way from Home"
Roger Miret and the Disasters "Road to Nowhere"
Long Distance Calling "Middleville"

Volbeat "Fallen"
Insane Ian "Super Epic Video Game Medley II Championship Edition"
Dreadnaughts "Black Sea Gale"
The One Through Tens "Eye for an Eye"
Ana Kefr "Paedophilanthrope"

Savage Grave "Trial by Fire"
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force "I'll See the Light Tonight"
Wild Dogs "Psychoradio"
Krank "Rented Heat"

Cerebral Fix "Tower of Spite"
Warlord "Black Mass"
Flotsam and Jetsam "NE Terror"
Sanctuary "Die for My Sins"

Fates Warning "Nothing Left to Say"