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March 20, 2011 - Shane vs Joe

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
There was a contest between Just Joe and Shane, to see who was the better co-host. They competed in several events. First to see who could jump and touch the ceiling better. Just Joe won that, but it wasn't exactly even, because Just Joe jumped from a chair, whereas Shane had jumped from the floor, but Azkath hadn't specifically said it had to be from the floor, so the win was given to Just Joe. Then it was to see who could throw the other down the stairs better. Shane won that, he easily threw Just Joe down the stairs. Then it was The Super Flying Off The Roof Happy Fun Time Show. Just Joe jumped off the roof, and apparently landed on a vacuum cleaner, which started up. It also got stuck on his butt, and had to be pulled off. Shane jumped, and apparently fell through a lot of things on the way down, because it made a lot of loud noise, and took quite a long time. The win on that one was given to Shane, because his fall sounded better. Finally they competed to see who could beat up a cardboard replica of the other. Shane Ripped his cardboard Just Joe to shreds, and threw it to the ground. It was impressive, and actually quite disturbing. Just Joe threw himself through his cardboard Shane... And knocked himself out, he was down and totally out for a good ten minutes. They gave the win to Just Joe, because, even though Shane had done a very impressive job of disposing of his cardboard Just Joe, the sheer entertainment value of Just Joe knocking himself out deserved a win. They told Shane that, even though he had done very well over all, Just Joe had won, and was still the better co-host, at least for now. Shane said he was very angry, and was leaving. He left. To make him happy, they sent out a whole set of Christian metal to him, Just Joe said Shane loves Christian metal. The set even started off with new Stryper, even though we have been commanded by God to never play Stryper. God didn't seem to raise any objections, though, so maybe he likes the new Stryper album better. For those who don't know, it is an album of heavy metal covers, the one played tonight was their cover of The Scorpions's "Blackout". There were a few Movie Times throughout the night. The last hour of the program was The Rare, Obscure, And Classic Hour, where, all the music was, well, just what the name says...


Woods of Ypres "Shards of Love (Hurt Forever)"
Protest the Hero "The Reign of Unending Terror"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Eyes of Fire"

Jag Panzer "Burn"
Vintersorg "Vindogat"
Long Distance Calling "Timebends"
Goes Cube "safety Coffin"
Scholar "Locke Syndrome"

Dreadnaughts "Paulina"
Static People "The Late Projectionist"
B.R.A.S.H. "Man of Stone"
Kvelertak "Offernatt"

Omision "Your God"
Moonsorrow "Tahdeton"
Winds of Plague "One for the Butcher"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "1-2-3"

Sanjuro Fields "The Rivers Edge"
Agnostic Front "Us Against the World"
Millbastards "Hippo Cock - Live"
Straight Line Stitch "Bar Room Brawl"
Miramar "We are the Future"
One-Eyed Doll "You're a Vampire"

Hangman's Heart "Mary Elizabeth"
Royal Dano "Similar Thoughts"
Wreak Havoc "There is an Answer to Every Problem"
Belphegor "Rise to Fall and Fall to Rise"

Stryper "Blackout"
Golden Ressurection "The Final Day"
Chained "Grateful Sinner"
Vengeance Rising "I Love Hating Evil"
Bloodgood "Vagrant People"

Ghost "Satan Prayer"
Tank "Great Expectations"
Venomin James "Cosmonaut"
Lazarus A.D. "Black Rivers Flow"
Candlemass "Hammer of Doom - Live"

Deicide "Hang in Agony Until You're Dead"
The one Through Tens "So Damn Sad"
Lars Eric Mattsson "Eternal Cycles"
No Gravity "I'm Bleeding"
Dream Theater "Pull Me Under" (R)

Thee Oops "Fake News"
Sorrowseed "War to Feed the Ancients"
The Human Abstract "Horizon to Zenith"
Volbeat "The Mirror and the Ripper"
Sin-Atra "New York, New York"

Wojcik "Smoke"
Reism "Words"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Others "To Fall Short in Satisfying the Expectations or the Hope of / The Last Goodbye"

Benedictum "The Seer"
Obscura "Septuagint"
Red Fang "Wires"
Speed\Kill/Hate "No Remorse"

** Rare, Obscure, and Classic Hour **

Satin Steel "The Road to Rock"
Desecrator "Empire of Hate"
Manilla Road "Weavers of the Web"
Dracula Jones "Shove"
Doomwatch "Notorious"

Vicious Rumors "My Machine / Paint It Black"
Testament "The Haunting"
ZnoWhite "All Hail to Thee"
Evildead "Rise Above"

Sepultura "Mass Hypnosis"
Exciter "Rising of the Dead"
Scorpions "This is My Song"

March 27, 2011 - Foul Mouth Girl's Surprise Party and National Joe Day

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
As this LE was on March 27th, it fell a couple days away from National Joe Day (3-25) this year. National Joe Day is where anyone and everyone can be named Joe for that day, so, everyone, myself included, was Joe. And there was a big surprise for Foul Mouth Girl. The LE two weeks ago had actually been the nearest one to her birthday, which was on March 10th. But it was decided that it would be celebrated on this night with a big surprise party for her. She was very surprised. Happy Birthday, Foul Mouth Girl! There were a ton of people, nearer to two tons. The entire The Metallic Onslaught, Adam, EVD, Dave (amazingly!), Just Joe, two members of the band Zadoc And The Nightmare Zadoc and Az, Kal, Tracy, Another Adam, and Little Gorgar. There were cupcakes and balloons, lots of balloons. Everyone sang "Happy Birthday To You" to Foul Mouth Girl, or, in some people's cases, more screeched it, with everyone off key, and, again, some way more than others. And, FMG would get to spend the night picking bullets from a bag, and deciding who would take them, tonight bullets were slips of paper with things written on them that should happen to someone, and FMG would decide to whom they would happen, after she drew the bullet. The first bullet was pillow fluff down Joe's pants, which normally would have meant that Just Joe would get pillow fluff stuffed down his pants, but, since it was National Joe day, and therefore everyone was Joe, so, everyone there took pillow fluff and stuffed it down their pants. Then people attacked each other with nasty pillow fluff from their pants. Then Azkath declared his own special bullet, he's the host, so he can do that, he had everyone there attack Dave with pillow fluff. Next bullet, hugs, so everyone hugged. Next one, wrestle Demon, Adam did, and got killed, finished off by a bulldog into Rick. Next one, DVD player to the head, where Rick broke a DVD player over Will's head, it made a terrific noise, and pretty much killed Will. Next one, five cane shots, in this case five people were chosen to take one cane shot each, Those five were, EVD, Rick, old, senile Joe, from The Metallic Onslaught, Josh, and Adam. Azkath did the caning, and, after he was done with the five, he caned Just Joe and old Joe some more. Then the balloon room, the bathroom, was filled with balloons, and, as many people as could fit in there, seven, although, since Randy and Rick were in there, it was more like nine. Then Adam took a bat with nails in it and started swinging it, popping balloons, and people. That wasn't a bullet, just an extra attraction. Next bullet, balloon golf. Lindsey was the golf tee, and Just Joe played balloon golf on her. He popped four balloons, the first one she held in her mouth, the rest in her hands, over her face. Next bullet, the box of evil, Azkath introduced Bill to that, it was a very heavy box, and it pretty much killed Bill. Next bullet, everyone smells the wrenches, where everyone, well, just what I just said, the wrenches have a rancid odor, enough to sicken all unlucky enough to witness it. Next bullet, box top pummel, Just Joe pummeled EVD with a box top until the box top was broken and EVD was dead. Next bullet, group hug, so everyone did. Next one, it's powder time, where Kal got powdered, he had powder thrown all over him. Next bullet, mousetraps for fingers, where Az got mousetraps snapped on his fingers, one at a time, but not his thumbs, I count my thumbs as fingers, but they don't, so he only got eight mousetrap snaps. He screamed a lot. Just Joe did the mousetrap snapping, and, as he is usually the one getting the mousetraps snapped on him, he greatly enjoyed being the one who got to do the snapping this time. Next bullet, someone gets a lap dance. Just Joe and Az gave Zadoc a lap dance, to the accompaniment of Europe's "The Final Countdown", which Just Joe LOVES, so that's always dangerous to play under any circumstances, but even more so when he's also going to be getting naked. Just Joe and Az covered Zadoc in balloon rubber from all those popped balloons, and then gave him his lap dance, it was extremely disturbing and wrong on so many levels! Next bullet, chop. Az gave Just Joe a wrestling chop, Rick Flair style. He gave him more than one, though, an Azkath gave Just Joe some chops, too. Final bullet, belly squash, but everyone who had a belly suitable for that, I.E., Randy, Rick, Dave, had left, so that one couldn't be done, perhaps another time. A few notes... This was old, senile Joe from The Metallic Onslaught's second time ever on The Last Exit. The first was when he led The Metallic Onslaught's invasion of LE, in an attempted coup to take over LE. He tried to take over the show himself tonight, but that was right before the five canes I described above, and he only got caned. It had been Adam's (not Little Gorgar's Adam, the other one) birthday a couple days ago, I don't know the exact date, they didn't give it, he turned thirty one. So everyone there gave him a couple of spankings to get to thirty one. Happy Birthday, Adam! Also, March 27th also marks the first birthday of Just Joe's Spawn, as he spawned on that day last year to punish us for not allowing him to be here for his special day. That had seemed like a good idea at the time, because we had wanted to avoid all of Just Joe's obnoxiousness, even more than usual, because having a special day just for him goes to his head. However, by doing that we got something much, much worse, he spawned, so we'll never do that again if it can at all be helped, one Just Joe, and one Just Joe spawn is way more than enough! So, a very Happy First Birthday, Little Just Joe Spawn! There were five segments of Movie Time, with Foul Mouth Girl, Adam (not Little Gorgar's Adam, the other one), and Just Joe participating at various times, yes, Just Joe finally had some movies to contribute this time, ones that weren't kid movies he watched with his spawn. This was Adam's first Movie Time, and he did really well, so well, that he was told to come back every week for Movie Time, even though he lives in another state, I'm sure he can manage that. The last hour of the program was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, which is just what it's title states...


Pictures of Pain "Far Beyond"
Vinder "Where Evil Dwells"
Sign of the Jackyl "Heavy Metal Demons"
Kampfar "Volvevers"

Of Wrath and Ruin "Lust and Love"
Woods of Ypres "Everything I Touch Turns to Gold / By the Time You Read This"

Belphegor "Possessed Burning Eyes 1997"

New Animal "Hey Jude"
Psychostick "Beer" (R)

Protest the Hero "Moonlight"

Winds of Plague "The Warrior Code / Against the World"
Nightshade "Winner (or Not)"
Royal Dano "Inescapable"

Blood Feast "Blood Lust"
Kvelertak "SOS"

Static People "The Late Projectionist"
Midas Fate "History Repeats Itself"

Blackguard "Iblis / The Fear of All Flesh"

Becoming the Archetype "The Magnetic Sky"
Obscrura "Prismal Dawn"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Between - Live in Studio"

Hangman's Heart "The Blame"
Vicious Rumors "Paint It Black"
Sorrowseed "The Golden Plague"

Aiden "Horror Queen"

Agnostic Front "Us Against the World"
Goes Cube "Year of the Human"
BRASH "Prepare for Battle" (R)
Order of the Dead "Subversion"

Tormenta "Hours of Darkness"
Haeresiarchs of Dis "Onward Through the Oculus / Remembrance of He Who Defied God"
Phobia "Cthonic Sacrifice"
Subjektive "Watch This Space"

Ed Gein "Be Faster Than Reflective"
One Eyed-Doll "Battle On!"
Scholar "The Rift"
The Haunted "The Skull"

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Long Way from Home"
Roger Miret and the Disasters "Road to Nowhere"
Long Distance Calling "Middleville"

Volbeat "Fallen"
Insane Ian "Super Epic Video Game Medley II Championship Edition"
Dreadnaughts "Black Sea Gale"
The One Through Tens "Eye for an Eye"
Ana Kefr "Paedophilanthrope"

Savage Grave "Trial by Fire"
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force "I'll See the Light Tonight"
Wild Dogs "Psychoradio"
Krank "Rented Heat"

Cerebral Fix "Tower of Spite"
Warlord "Black Mass"
Flotsam and Jetsam "NE Terror"
Sanctuary "Die for My Sins"

Fates Warning "Nothing Left to Say"

April 3, 2011 - Dave misses his Anniversary

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was Dave's three year anniversary on LE, on April first (what an appropriate date for that to be!), which was two days before this LE, which was on April third. Dave however, living up once again to his award as the worst co-host ever, was of course not there to celebrate it. Happy Anniversary, Dave! Jerk! EVD was there. There were several segments of Movie Time throughout the night, with EVD and Just Joe contributing. Yes, they both actually had movies to talk about this time. The final hour was The Rare, Obscure, And Classic Music Hour, which needs no further explanation... And, once again, Happy Third Anniversary, Dave, even though you suck and don't deserve it, for not showing up for it!

Belphegor "In Blood - Devour This Sancitity"
Omision "No Idols"
Deicide "Into the Darkness You Go"
Darkwater "Walls of Deception"

Liquid Me "She Said"
Pentagram "Everything's Turning to Night"
Firebird "For Crying Out Loud"
Satan's Host "Fallen Angel"
Thinning the Herd "Chill in the Air"

Hallows Eve "Lethal Tendencies" (R)
Hellhammer "Triumph of Death" (R)
Midas Fate "Liars in the Name of Faith"
Darkest Era "An Ancient Fire Burns"

Jesse Smith "Double Dildo Song!!"
Vicious Rumors "Murderhall"
Primordial "Suns First Rays"
Violent Eve "Too Sick (to be your Friend)"
American Speedway "I Killed Laura Palmer"

Sodom "Nulcear Winter" (R)
Venom "Warhead" (R)
Bad Religion "Wrong Way Kids"
Royal Dano "Just Like You"
Sanjuro Fields "The Dude"

Between the Buried and Me "Augment of Rebirth" (R)
Sodom "Outbreak of Evil - Live" (R)
Roger Miret and the Disasters "Gotta Get Up Now"
Buzzkill "The Ventriloquist"
Hrizg "Angercraft"

Iron Maiden "Die With Your Boots On - Live" (R)
August Burns Red "Meddler" (R)
Artillery "Death is an Illusion"
Order of the Dead "More Bullets"
Devo Spice featuring MC Lars "Earworm"

Disfigured Dead "Dead But Walking"
Scholar "Capture Release"
Taletellers "Nail It Down"
Bloodiest "Pastures"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "Under Attack"

Kingdom Come "Can't Deny"
Aiden "Shine"
Pictures of Pain "The Years of Disgrace"
Protest the Hero "Moonlight"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Lust and Love"

Assaulter "Exhalt the Master"
Blood Ceremony "Coven Tree"
Kimberly Freeman "Float Away"
Believer "Transfection"
New Animal "One Spark in a Sky of Dead Stars"

Blynd "I Won't Break"
Symphonia "Pilgrim Road"
Blackguard "Farewell"
Kvelertak "Mjod"

Burning Black "Mechanical Hell"
Lars Eric Mattsson "Eternal Cycles"
Monsterworks "Let It Go"
Nightshade "Final Crop"

Armored Saint "March of the Saint - Live"
Manowar "House of Death" (R)
Malice "Sinister Double"
Bow Wow "Track 7" - Live

Highway Chile "Highway Chile is Coming to Get Ya"
Blitzkrieg "Blitzkreig"
Vicious Rumors "The Voice"
Sound Barrier "Gladiator"

Pretty Maids "Needles in the Dark - Live"
Holocaust "Death or Glory"
Anvil Chorus "Final Score"
Anthem "Victim in your Eyes"

D.R.I. "Reaganomics"
Ratt "You Should Know By Now"

April 10, 2011 - Disfigured Dead and The Return of Gorgar!

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Most of the band Disfigured Dead, three out of the four members, minus the bass player, were there for most of the night, 'til around 3:30. They were interviewed, and all of the tracks from their CD were played. Dave was there, a week after his fourth anniversary here. He got hugged by the band for his anniversary present. Dave was a lot happier about that than the band was. Reese, the vocalist from the band Ana Kefr, called in at 2:00 for an extended phone interview. Tracks from his band's CD were played. They are a very cool band, is where you can find them. EVD was there, and so was Dave, although Dave is still living up to his title of the worst co-host ever, because he was only there for like an hour, about long enough to get his anniversary hug from the band and then leave. Although, one of them must have been an elusion, since EVD and Dave are the same person, maybe that's why one of them disappeared so soon, it was too much work for him to sustain the illusion. Gorgar arrived around 4:00. Just Joe has been waiting and waiting for months to be able to announce a Gorgar's Corner, or a Gorgar's Glamarama, as Gorgar has not been there for that long. Now Just Joe was ecstatic. For a moment it looked like he was going to be severely disappointed yet again, as Gorgar had no music to be played. Just Joe started to blubber, but Azkath found something he knew Gorgar would probably like, and so Just Joe was told he could announce it after all. He started to announce Gorgar's Glamarama, but they told him it would be Gorgar's Corner tonight. Just Joe's announcement was so loud, and so long, and so enthusiastic, that I'm sure it blew out the speakers, and radios, and computers (for those listening on-line), and eardrums of every single person hearing it. Gorgar was told he should never stay away this long again, if this is what happens when announcing Gorgar's Corner, or Gorgar's Glamarama, builds up for so long in Just Joe. Gorgar's pick for us was new Kingdom Come, with the song "Should I?". There were two segments of Movie Time. Gorgar, despite his long absence, had no movies to contribute, and Just Joe only had kid's movies, that he watched with his one year old spawn. The last hour was, as usual, The Rare, Obscure, And Classic Hour...

Ana Kefr interview is at 2am, file 3. Disfigured Dead are on the show for the first half...

Manowar "Heart of Steel"

Vicious Rumors "Bloodstained Sunday"
Pictures of Pain "Sign of Times"
Evil Survives "Vampire Ambush"

Worm Quartet "Vampire Penguins - 2011 Re-Penged"
Sacred Legacy "Forgot"
Goes Cube "The Homes of"
Stillife "A Godless World"

Disfigured Dead "Reliquery Bone Enshrinement"
Havok "Fatal Intervention"

Disfigured Dead "Ensanguined Dichotomy"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Tranquilized / Saturday Morning"
Volture "Heavy Metal Machine"
Satan's Host "Black Hilted Knife"
Suffocation "Demise of the Clone" (R)

Disfigured Dead "Eternally Entombed"
Last Chance to Reason "Coded to Fall"
Bloodiest "Slaves Rule"
Kampfar "Nattgang"

Ana Kefr Interview "Paedophilanthrope / Monody / Thaumatrope"

Iisa "Frostthrower"
Sin-Atra "Witchcraft featuring Tim 'Ripper' Owen"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Eyes of Fire"
Too Late the Hero "Still Insists She Sees the Ghosts"

Disfigured Dead "Cauterized"
Thinning the Herd "Defiler"
Devo Spice featuring MC Lars "Earworm"
Royal Dano "Inescapable"

Morbid Angel "He Who Sleeps"

Liquid Me "She Said"
Kimberly Freeman "Fame and Loathing"
Crimfall "Shackles of the Moirai"
Midnattsol "Kong Valemons Kamp"

TV's Kyle "There's a Gobloot in My Zorch"
Confliced "The Hand of God"
CypherSeer "Infinite Trance"
Red Fang "The Undertow"
Sons of Seasons "Soul Symmetry"

Kingdom Come "Should I"
Wolf "Tales from the Crypt"
Norther "The Hate I Bear"
American Speedway "Get Off the Cross"
B.R.A.S.H. "AntiChrist"
Scholar "Everything is Backwards"

** Rare, Classic, and Obscure Hour **
Hades "Girls will Be Girls"
Trust "Anti-Social"
Icon "On Your Feet"
Anthrax (UK) "They're Got It All wrong"

Armored Saint "Can You Deliver - Live"
Fear "New York's Alright if you like Saxophones"
Highway Chile "Headbangers"
Crimson Glory "Lost Reflection - Live"

Wurzel "Midnight in London"
Angel Witch "Angel Witch"
Ivory Tower "Heart of the City"

Manowar "Black Wind, Fire, and Steel"

April 17, 2011 - Fun with Just Joe

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From Fire Eater Wizard;
A Russian Roulette Set was played. If a bullet played, Just Joe would have to give a talk on how much he hates anime, which he did not at all want to do, as he loves, loves anime. Bullet. So Just Joe tried, not too successfully, to come up with reasons why he hates anime. One was that he hates it when people call anime cartoons. Just Joe had a big announcement for us... Wait for it... He says the brand new Squirtin' Chubbies CD is ready, he said it's seventy two tracks, and it's called "Face Full Of Raccoon", featuring the single, "Ah! Get It Off!" which he sang for us, or rather screeched for us, that's what the song was, a shriek, which he interpreted for us as "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!". Um, get it off!? Are you sure that refers to the raccoon!? I'm sure that's going to be a huge hit! There were several segments of Movie Time throughout the night. Just Joe mostly had only kids stuff to contribute, and a couple Anime. Adam called in from Virginia, to participate in a Movie Time. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening. The last hour of the program was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...


VoiVod "VoiVod"
Mahavatar "Raw"
Chastain "Night of Anger"
Warlock "Speed of Sound"

Graveyard "Ain't Fit to Live Here"
Satan's Host "Bleeding Hearts of the Damned"
Obscura "Ocean Gateways"
Cypherseer "Aftermass"
Crimfall "Frost Upon Their Graves"

Anvil "Juggernaut of Justice"
American Speedway "Call Me Night Rider"
Thee Oops "Drive Carefully"
Colossus "Kill More Better"
Baroness "A Horse Called Golgotha"

Savatage "Hall of the Mountain King" (R)
Millbastards "Freezer - Live" (R)
The Queers "I Don't Want to Go to the Moon"
The Lurking Corpses "She Said Goodbye"
Pictures of Pain "Years of Disgrace"

Circus Grenade "The Lost Ostrich Tragedy"
Darkthrone "Circle the Wagons"
Flat 29 "Cook Up a Little Bit of Love"
Dwarves "Working Class Hole"
Primus "Wyonna's Big Brown Beaver" (R)
Scholar "The Rift"

Indian "The Fate Before Fate"
Across the Sun "Song for the Hopeless"
Jack Cassady "Hymns of the Prozac Nation"
My Inner Burning "Electrified"
Asking Alexandria "A Lesson Never Learned"
Borealis "Watch the World Collapses"

Warlock "All We Are"
The Insurgence "Blood Money"
B.R.A.S.H. "Man of Stone"
Liquid Me "She Said"
Amon Amarth "Aeriels"

Lowkey "Porcupine Canonball"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "Bleeding Through"
Hangman's Heart "Downhearted"
Order of the Dead "Brotherhood of Darkness"
Psychopath "Illusive Deceptions"

Rob Zombie "Never Gonna Stop (The Black Cat crossing Mix)" (R)
Gigan "Within the Tentacled Grasp of a Buried Behemoth"
Burzum "Enhver til Sitt"
Fen "Ageless Thenody"

Of Wrath and Ruin "Forever Unseen"
Worm Quartet "Vampire Penguins - 2011 Re-Penged"
Amercian Speedway "I Killed Laura Palmer" (R)
Blood Ceremony "My Demon Brother"
Lars Eric Mattson "Clear Skies"

** Russian Roulette Set **
Big Dumb Face "Kali the Sweethog"
Carnival in Coal "Bark at the Moon"
Juggernaut "Without Warning"
Prophanity "Awaiting Your Valkyries Arrival"
Obituary "Final Thoughts"

Amity in Fame "Letters to God"
Woods of Ypres "Don't Open the WOunds / Skywide Armspread"
Holocaustum "Manifestation within the Ethereal Plane"
Venomin James "Cosmonaut"

Halestorm "Slave to the Grind"
Vomitory "Forever Damned"
IKILLYA "Bombs Away"

Warlock "Hellbound"
Venom "Black Metal (Radio One Sessions)"
Highway Chile "The Fever"
Black Sabbath "After All (The Dead)"

Scorpions "Heartbreaker (Bad Boys Running Wild) Studio Rehearsal 1983 / In Trance - Live"
Def Leppard "Let It Go - Live 1983"
Riot "Medicine Man"
Queensryche "Instrumetal Jam #2"

Chastain "Once Before"

April 24, 2011 - We Love Satan Easter Show

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
It was Easter Sunday, so, of course, it was the We Love Satan Show, Easter edition. Just Joe was The Easter Bunny. And there would be Easter Bunny Olympics. Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, was there. So were, EVD, Dave, amazingly, Kal, and, some one who hadn't been there in a long, long time, Brian, aka Bri-Law, aka Badchiken. The first Olympic event was hunt The Easter Bunny... Just Joe, outfitted with rabbit ears, a carrot, and a bunch of plastic Easter eggs, had to try to survive being chased by Rick, Foul Mouth Girl, and, Kal, who had weapons like a barbed wire bat and The Boomstick. Just Joe threw his eggs at his pursuers. Foul Mouth Girl killed him that time, with a knife. But, since this is Easter, which is the only time this works, the dead Easter Bunny can be resurrected by pouring water over him. So they brought him back to life. The next event... They gave The Easter Bunny a special candy egg, candy that Rick loved, and The Easter Bunny was supposed to try and keep it away from Rick. Just Joe gave the candy to Dave, and put the rabbit ears on him as well, making Dave The Easter Bunny. Rick got the candy, killing Dave. They resurrected him, and it worked, and then Brian DDT'd Dave, I mean The Easter Bunny, on the floor, killing him. And, they discovered that, when Brian had done that, Dave's rabbit ears had fallen off, so he wasn't The Easter Bunny at that time, and The Easter Bunny is the only one who can be resurrected, he is the only one it works on, we found that out last year, when Harold, The Enforcer, got killed and couldn't be revived, or at least not then, he did eventually turn up alive a couple weeks later. So Dave was dead. Rick put the body in the trunk of EVD's car, and EVD left to dispose of the body. The next event... An Easter version of shooting gallery, at a carnival, where you shoot at the ducks, well, here, The Easter Bunny would walk back and fourth while Rick, Brian, and, Kal threw plastic eggs at him. Brian got in a good shot to the face, and Rick succeeded in accidentally knocking him down the stairs, killing him. They resurrected him with the water. Next event... Brian hadn't been there for the Easter Bunny hunt, and Kal wanted another try at it, so there was a second hunt. Although Kal got in a good shot with the barbed wire bat to Just Joe's, I mean, The Easter Bunny's ass, which tore off a piece of ass, it was Brian who won the hunt, killing The Easter Bunny with The Boomstick. They resurrected The Easter Bunny. Kal hit Brian with the barbed wire bat for gloating that he had won. Next event... This one came about because Brian misunderstood the name of a band, he thought, instead of Fleshburn, which was the correct name, that they had been saying Fleshburger, which gave Azkath, evil demon that he is, a good evil idea. He had Brian hit The Easter Bunny twice brutally with a shovel, killing him. Then, while he was dead, he had Brian cut off one of his hands, and told him to cook it up, put it on a hamburger bun, a fleshburger, and they would feed it to The Easter Bunny when they resurrected him. The Easter Bunny's hand would grow back when he came back to life. After all, two Easters ago, Just Joe planted his severed hand, and, out of that, we got Shane. At the next break they told Just Joe, who was alive again, with two hands, that Brian had cooked him up a special Easter treat, a nice sandwich. Just Joe tasted it. At first he wasn't sure how it was, but then he smothered it in barbecue sauce and salt, and found it pretty tasty. He wanted Brian to try it. Brian didn't want to at all, but Just Joe forced some of the burger down him. Brian puked. They asked Just Joe to rate the sandwich on a scale of one to five. He gave it a three and a half to four. Then they told him that he had eaten his severed hand. He didn't seem to be quite sure how he felt about that. Next event... Throw The Easter Bunny. Brian and Rick would throw The Easter Bunny out of the room, toward the stairs to see who could throw him the farthest. The Easter Bunny didn't want to accidentally go down the stairs, so he closed the door to the stairs. Brian went first, he threw The Bunny a couple times. Then Rick did it, and threw The Bunny right through the door and down the stairs, killing The Easter Bunny, and breaking the door. Rick definitely won that event, which was the final event in The Easter Bunny Olympics. There were three segments of Movie Time, with Rick, Brian, and, Kal participating in various ones, including one special segment, just for this show, Satanic Movie Time, where everyone named their favorite Satanic movie. And, of course, as always on We Love Satan Shows, the majority of the music was about and to or for Satan...


Others "Dark Prince Rise"

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Evil Madness "From this Hell"
B.R.A.S.H. "AntiChrist"
American Speedway "Get Off the Cross"
Havok "D.O.A."

Satan's Host "By the Hands of the Devil"
Semargl "Credo Inner Evil"
Grim Reaper "Rock You to Hell"
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Nadiwrath "Darkness has Lost It's Meaning"
Helloween "Judas"

Mercyful Fate "The Oath"
Bathory "Holocaust" (R)
Hinsides "Black Witchery Ritual"
Hiems "Wounds Just Death Can Heal"
Deicide "Oblivious to Evil"

Anvil "When Hell Breaks Loose"
Dimmu Borgir "Satan My Master"
Dawnbringer "The Devil"
War "Satan"
Behemoth "Demigod"

Crucifier "Sodomy of Angels"
Xerath "Numbered Among the Dead"
Sabbat "A cautionary Tale"
Samael "Baphomet's Throne"
Hank III "Hellbilly"

Order of the Dead "Neurot Despot"
Red Fang "Painted Parade"
Cosmic Sea "March for Flames"
The Accused "Devil Woman"

Warlock "Hellbound - Live"
Moore "Hell Boy"
Horseface "Crazy"
KMFDM "Take It Like a Man"

The Rods "Raise Some Hell"
Morbid Angel "Blessed are the Sick / Leading the Rats"
Venom "In League with Satan"
Celtic Frost "Return to the Eve (1985 Jam)"
Fleshburn "Evil Monster"

Mercyful Fate "Nuns Have No Fun - Live"
*Medley of Kookiness*
God Size Hate "Desperate Days"
Circus Grenade "The Lost Ostrich Tragedy"

Edge of Sanity "Enigma"
Gorgoroth "incipit Satan"
Jayne Dracula "Saturn Over Sunset"
The Lurking Corpses "Mark of the Devil"
Celtachor "A Warning to Balor"
Between the Buried and Me "Specular Reflections"

Belphegor "Impaled by the Tongue of Sathan"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "Evil"
Ayat "Necronarcos (Tame You Death)"
Slayer "God Send Death"
Cradle of Filth "A Dream of Wolves in the Snow / Summer Dying Fast"

Exodus "Bonded by Blood"
Mercyful Fate "Doomed by the Living Dead"
Fates Warning "Night on Brocken"

Manowar "Bridge of Death"

May 1, 2011 - Scholar and God Astray

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Recap by Fire Water Wizard;

EVD was there. Joe from the band God Astray was there for most of the night, 'til three thirty or four. He was interviewed, telling us about his band, and tracks from his CD were played. The band Scholar was there for about three hours. They were interviewed, tracks from their CD were played, and they played several songs live and acoustic on the air. Very cool. Two members of the band B.R.A.S.H., Bryan and Kevin, called in at 3:00 for an extended interview, followed by a track from their CD. There was one segment of Movie Time, with Just Joe once again contributing mostly kid's stuff. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...


God Astray were around for most of the show. Scholar were on from around 1am till 3am. B.R.A.S.H. were interviewed at 3am.

Background Music: Subarachnoid Space "Almost Invisible"

VoiVod "VoiVod"

Fallen Sanctuary "Dark Defective Synergistic / The Fetid Kingdom"
Before the Dawn "Deathstar"
The Rods "The Code"
Graveyard "RSS"

God Astray "Sex Poison"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "Legend"
Yggdrasil "Hostmorkrets"
Winterus "Eternal Ghost"

God Astray "Dark Grey"
While Heaven Wept "Obsessions Now Effigies"
Dsifigured Dead "Ensanguined Dichotomy"
Sign of the Jackal "Head Over Heels"
Warlock "Touch of Evil"

God Astray "Winter Lust"
Omega Lithium "Colossus"
Ana Kefr "In the House of Distorted Mirrors"

Scholar "All the Way to the SUn - Live Acoustic in Studio"

Scholar "Everything is Backwards"
Cosmic Sea "March for Flames"
God Astray "Unrecognized"

Scholar "The Rift / Locke Syndrome - Live in Studio"

Arsonists Get All the Girls "Will Someone Please Turn Down the Ocean"
Bleeding Fist "Pillars of Black Enlightenment"
Otep "Drunk on the Blood of Saints"
Xerath "Sworm to Sacrifice"
Primordial "What Sleeps Within"

God Astray "Burning Bridges"
Clutch "10001110101"
Symfonia "Forevermore"
Hank III "Life of Sin"

BRASH "Prepare for Battle"
The Insurgence "Blood Money"
God Astray "Heartless"

Scholar "Cpature Release"
Anvil "Not Afraid"
Psychopath "Darkened Disciple"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Waters of the Corrupt"

God Astray "Penetrate"
Jayne Dracula "Glow in the Dark"
Lowkey "Backstabber"

Epsilon "Lady Shaver"
Portrait "The Nightcomers"
Cause for Revelation "No Once Cares"
The Gates of Slumber "The Scourge ov Drunkeness"
Sanchez "Rock & Roll Stars"

Deafhaven "Language Games"
New Lows "Last of the Rats"
Victims "Nowhere in Time"

** Classic / Rare / Obscure **
Exumer "Destructive Solution"
At War "Ordered to Kill"
Primal Scream "War and Sin"
Sacred Reich "Death Squad"
Heathen "Death By Hanging"

Wargasm "Bullets and Blades"
Atrophy "Product of the Past"
Morbid Saint "Beyond the Gates of Hell"
ZnoWhite "War Machine"
Mortal Sin "Blood, Death, Hated"
Hallows Eve "Metal Merchants"

May 8, 2011 - Just Joe Recovers from No Pants Day

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Kal was there. At the beginning of the night, Just Joe went into some sort of weird fit, shaking and rocking and making weird sounds, and he left. This seems to be related in some way to the events of No Pants Day the night before at The Metallic Onslaught. Possibly some trauma he suffered. He came back, wouldn't say where he had been, and was still not acting like himself. then, all of a sudden, he was naked! Or nearly naked, he was wearing a mankini, which somehow was even more disturbing. Everyone was freaked out, except Just Joe, of course. They got him talked into putting his clothes back on, but he would keep putting the mankini on again. Finally they showed him a picture of Randy, from The Metallic Onslaught, taken there the night before, on No Pants Day. Randy was in a mankini. That seemed to work, Just Joe put his clothes back on. Later, Just Joe wanted to know where his mankini had gone. They decided Kal had probably taken it with him when he went home, to keep Just Joe from ever reeking havoc with it again. Then another thought occurred to them. Maybe Kal had taken it to wear himself, on his head, while he danced around his house and yard, naked. They asked Kal, who was now in the chat room, if any of this were true. Kal said he had put the mankini on his cat, he liked it. We're not sure if the "he" refers to the cat, or Kal. Probably both of them. That's just wrong! There were two segments of Movie Time, with Kal participating in the first one. Just Joe actually had contributions this time that weren't kid's stuff. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

Background: The Lyserigic Dream "The Dark Beyond the Stars"

Hellwitch "The Ascent / Nosferatu"
Ana Kefr "Monody"
Vicious Rumors "Black"

Scar Symmetry "Illuminoid Dream Sequence"
Giant Squid "Throwing a Donner Party at Sea"
Septic Flesh "Five-Pointed Star"
Clandestine "Dead to the World"
Grey Skies Fallen "Forever and a Day"

God Astray "As Black as Hate"
While Heaven Wept "Saturn and Sacrifice"
Athiest "Live and Live Again"
Saviour "Destructive Mind"
Hank III "Now He's Dead"

Arkan "Deus Vult"
Espermachine "A Thousand Days"
Turbocharged "Species of Jesus"
Here Comes the Kraken "Nu Beginning"
Victims "Waiting for Shadows"

Grave Descent "Surgical Awakening"
Deceased "Kindred Assembly"
Evil Madness "Unholy Priest"
TV's Kyle "There's a Llama Inside My Fridge"
BRASH "Man of Stone"

Between the Buried and Me "Lunar Wilderness"
Psychopath "The Gruesome One"
Order of the Dead "Brotherhood of Darkness"
Midas Fate "Liars in the Name of Faith"

Cosmic Sea "March for Flames"
Alestorm "Midget Saw"
Evil Survives "Masonic Enforcers"
Portrait "Infinite Descension"
Bleeding Fist "Force the Dead to Confess"

Cause for Revelation "Ressurecting the Hostility"
Faces of Bayon "Godmaker"
Fallen Sanctuary "Enemy"
Drive A "Let's Have a Wreck"
Therion "The Shells are Open"

The Rods "I Just Wanna Rock"
Karma to Burn "The Cynic"
The Insurgence "Faces Wrapped in Black"
Sun Caged "Ashes to Ear"
Before the Dawn "Butterfly Effect"

Zombi "Slow Oscillations"
DyNAbyte "Normal"
Arkona "Skal (featuring Varg)"
Havoc "Scumbag in Disguise"
Doro "True as Steel - Live"

Graveyard "Hisingen Blues"
Kaapora "Awakening the Dead"
Jayne Dracula "Saturn Over Sunset"
A Plane to the Void "The Holocene Extinction"
Steve Goodie "Calling Doctor Phil"

Hellwitch "Days of Nemesis"
Burning Black "Purgatory Child (Beau Hill Mix)"
John Tapella "Metal Warrior"
Others "Death Comes Ripping"
The Lurking Corpses "Witchcult '77"

Nine Round "Comics and Columns"
Sign of the Jackal "Fight for Rock"
Polkadot Cadaver "Slaughterhouse Striptease"

** Classic / Rare / Obscure Set **
Villian "Kamikaze"
Animosity "Fun Time for All"
Steeler "Stand Tall"
Wargasm "Bullets and Blades"
Sanctuary "Die for my Sins - Live"

Zakas "El Chupacabra"
Fifth Angel "Under Pressure"
Vampyr "Hell Bent Angels"
Zed Yago "Zed Yago"
Anhtrax "Metal Thrashing Mad - Live"

Exxplorer "Prelusion / Run for Tomorrow"

May 15, 2011 - Sanjuro Fields

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dave was actually, amazingly, there. However, of course, since he is the worst co-host ever, with a plaque proclaiming him to be so to prove it, he was only there for a short while at the beginning of the program. The band Sanjuro Fields was there for most of the night, 'til around 4:00. They performed several of their songs live and acoustic. Very cool. Tracks from their CD were played as well. They rock. They are on facebook, reverb nation, and myspace. Keith, the bassist, threw Just Joe down the stairs. Later, one of the band members swore, so Just Joe got to hit him with a barbed wire bat. When he wasn't sufficiently traumatized by that, they had Keith and Just Joe take their pants off, take him into the bathroom, and make him the meat in their sandwich, if you will. That seemed to traumatize him a lot. After the band had gone, Just Joe said that he had seen little aliens on the lawn, and he had taken a picture. But it was only a picture of the lawn, no aliens were visible. He said he had taken a picture of where they had been. He was told to take a picture of them. He was sent on an alien hunt, with some awesome glam tunes from bands like Warrant, White Snake and such to get him all properly psyched up. But he kept only coming back with pictures of where they had been, never of them. At the end of the night, he still had produced no pictures of any aliens, though he still insisted they had been there. There was one segment of Movie Time, with Just Joe actually contributing.

Background: Steve Roach / Byron Matcalf "The Serpent's Lair"

Savatage "24 Hours Ago"
Forbidden "Forbidden Evil"
Hellwitch "Final Approach"

Nervecell "All Eyes on Them"
November's Doom "The Dark Host" (R)
Nile "Sarcophagus" (R)
Deceased "The Laboratory of Joyous Gloom"

Hell "On Earth as It Is In Hell"
Turisas "Battle Metal" (R)
Celtic Frost "Procreation (of the Wicked)" (R)
Sanjuro Fields "The Beagle and the Bulldog"

Of Wrath and Ruin "Forever Unseen"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Fate"
Psychopath "OMFG"

Sanjuro Fields "Rivers Edge / Ghost in the Bank" - Live Acoustic in Studio

Gamma Ray "Hold Your Ground"
Polkadot Cadaver "Bloodsucker"
Suidakra "The Dark Mound"
Ana Kefr "The Zephirus Circus"
Devo Spice "The Dumbest Song on Rock Band"

Sanjuro Fields "The Dude" - Live Acoustic in Studio

God Astray "Reptiles (The Art of Deception)"
Ruins "Slaves of the Dead"
ReinXeed "The Fall of Man"
Lobster Quadrille "Whore of Babylon / Misery - Live"

Sanjuro Fields "Gravity's Waltz"
Wojcik "Off Your Meds"
Scholar "Everything is Backwards"
Stone Soul Foundation "Christian"
Liquid Me "She Said"
Static People "The Late Projectionist"

Sanjuro Fields "From a Blue Glass"
Motorhead "March or Die" (R)
Circus Grenade "The Lost Ostrich Tragedy"
The Lurking Corpses "Maggots Ate Her Brain"
Millbastards "Bunny Boiler - Live"

Sanjuro Fields "We are the Avalanche"
Space Farm 2600 "Avalanche"
Necro Family "Waiting for the Snow"
Espermachine "The Killing Moon"
The Rods "Vengeance"

Sanjuro Fields "Tell Your Dad"
Leaves Eyes "Spririt's Masquerade"
Book of Black Earth "Anartica"
Shroud of Despondency "Struggling with the Current"
Autopsy "Deliver Me from Sanity"

King Missile "Detachable Penis"
Jerusalem "Come On"
Of Legends "Death Eyes"
Cypher Seer "Faith Renounced"
Pallas "Sacrifice"

Black 'n Blue "Monkey"
King Kobra "Tear Down the Walls"
Warrant "Dusty's Revenge"
Whitesnake "Slide It In - Live"
Tokyo Blade "Night of the Blade"

Death Wolf "Sword and Flame"
In Solitude "We Were Never Here"
Ipsissimus "The First Secret of Fatima"
My Inner Burning "For the Last Time"

The Damned "Ballroom Blitz"
Villian "Only Time Will Tell"
Drive "Pandilla"

Savatage "The Wake of Magellan"

May 22, 2011 - Angels Beneath Me

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Two members of the band Angels Beneath Me, Dan and Jeremiah, were there for about three hours. They promoted the fact that they would be among the bands performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be the following Saturday. All three of the tracks from their EP were played, as well as some live tracks from past The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Shows. While they were there, Azkath beat on Just Joe with the barbed wire bat. Then he had Just Joe beat on one of the band members with it, and then throw him down the stairs. EVD was there until about 4:00. There were three segments of Movie Time, with Angels Beneath Me contributing to a couple of them. And EVD actually for once, amazingly, had movies to talk about, and not just one, not two, but three. Just Joe also had quite a few movies, and, also amazingly, not a single one of them was a kid's movie this time. The last hour was, as usual, The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...


Sickhoose "TAF"
Sanjuro Fields "The Dude"
Gamma Ray "Send Me a Sign"
The Rods "Let It Rip"
Judgement Day "Zombie Rodeo Clown"

In Solitude "The World, The Flesh, The Devil"
Pallas "Crash and Burn"
Therion "Unguentum Sabbati"

Angels Beneath Me "Corey Mathews is Dead"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Lust and Love"
Psychopath "Darkened Disciple"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"

Angels Beneath Me "12 Hits - Live"
Illdisposed "Wake Up Dead"
Haemorrhage "Hospital Thieves"
Black Thai "Blood Dust"

Angels Beneath Me "Untitled"
Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"
Order of the Dead "Brotherhood of Darkness"
Chamber Law "Death Bound"

Angels Beneath Me "Ahhhhhh - Live"
Septic Flesh "Apocalpyse"
Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"
Giant Squid "Panthalassa"
Drive A "The World in Shambles"

Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Suicide"
Ana Kefr "The Blackening"
August Burns Red "Meddler" (R)
Suidakra "Stone of the Seven Suns"
Assassin "Kill or Be Killed"

Majestic Downfall "Cronos"
Royal Dano "Inescabable"
Dyonisis "Arachne's Song"
Static People "Moonage Daydream"
The Gathering "Heroes for Ghosts"

Macho Man Randy Savage "Be a Man"

Shroud of Despondency "This Transcends Belief"
Kingdom Come "Blue Trees"
Deceased "Skin Crawling Progress"
ReinXeed "We Must Go Faster"
Cypherseer "Red Rain"

TV's Kyle "Barney the Purple Ranger"
Alberto Rigoni "With All My Force"
Moon "Caduceus"
Mortualia "Cold and Grey"
Sanjuro Fields "The River's Edge"

Crown of Autumn "Noble Wolf"
King Kobra "Screaming for More"
Amelia is Dead "We Were Always Ten Seconds Behind"

** Old / Rare / Obscure Set **

Smudge "Frigafloor"
Martyr "Speed of Samurai"
The Boneless Ones "I'm a Skater"
Queensryche "Screaming in Digital"

Holocaust "Heavy Metal Mania"
Savatage "Gutter Ballet"
Fallguy "Veneration of the Ancients"
Rough Cutt "Cutt Your Heart Out"

King Kobra "Attention"
Krokus "Long Stick Goes Boom - Live"
Laaz Rockit "I'm Electric"
Satin Steel "The Road to Rock"

King Diamond "Lucy Forever"
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