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This show is where we celebrate our final pre-anniversary end of the world show. Chains of Honor join us for the first few hours...



Playlist
Neurosis "Theshold"
Mastermind "The End of the World"

HPLHS "The World in Terror and Madness Lies"
Carnivore "Armageddon"
Fields of the Nephilim "Chord of Souls"
My Dying Bride "Apocalypse Woman"
Tornado "Massive Extinction Impact"

Chains of Honor "Neighbs"
The Nefilim "Chaocracy"
IXXI "Armageddon Nobility"
Ecthition "Warmageddon"
Anvil " I Dreamed It was the End of the World"

Chains of Honor "Last Chance"
Don't Go Into the Woods "Take the Head to the Tarpit - Live"

Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
Dimmu Borgir "Progenies of the Great Apocalypse - Live"
Cradle of Filth "Thank God for the Suffering"
Skuzo "Dance to the Apocalypse"

Chains of Honor "A Giant John Wilkes Booth"
The Wizzard "Doomsday Radio"
At the Gates "The Flames of End"
Bad Religion "Fuck Armageddon... This is Hell"
Bathory "Armageddon"

Chains of Honor "Territories"
Embrace the Massacre "Half Dead"
Jonestown "Burn the Page"
HPLHS "The Carol of the Olde Ones"
Anacrusis "Apocalypse"
Atreyu "Doomsday"
Black Sabbath "Hand of Doom'

Chains of Honor "Altitudes"
Black Tusk "End of Days"
Harter Attack "Death Bells of the Apocalypse"
Nightwish "End of All Hope"
HPLHS "It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year"
Engine "Falling Star'

Deadlock "The End of the World"
Destruction "Armageddonizer"
Jeff Walker Und Die Fluffers "The End of the World"

Harley Poe "It's Only the End of the World"

Hypocrisy "Apocalypse (Re-Recorded)"
HPLHS "Death May Die"
Iperyt "A Pocket Sized Armageddon"
Holyhell "Apocalypse"
Incubus "The Battle of Armageddon"

Therion "Quetzalcoatl"
The Nefilim "Pazuzu (Black Rain)"
What's He Building in There "Armageddon"
Amphionelle "Apocalypse"
Thrall "Mass Extinction"

Syphilitic Vagina's "Armgeddon Buttfuck"
Shadowgarden "Slowmotion Apocalypse"
Anathema "Alternative 4"
Pyogenesis "In the End"
Sacrifice "Flames of Armageddon"

Venom "Black Xmas" (R)
Feilds of the Nephilim "Psychonaut Lib III"
Psyche Corporation "End of the World"
Bob Wayne "2012"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
It was The Final Pre Anniversary Count Down One Year To The End Of The World Show, where scenarios would be run through as to how the world would end, and what to do. The band Chains Of Honor was there, as were Tim, and Rick. The first scenario was that the moon would come out of it's orbit, and crash into the earth. What they did in this scenario was to all scream really loud, and then, stop, meaning it was all over. Then, because we are certain the apocalypse will involve zombies, there was a scenario involving them. Now, last year, that did not go too well, because we had the wimpiest zombies ever known, none of them wanted to go outside because it was just too cold, poor babies! So this year it went differently. Another reason it hadn't gone so well last year was because Just Joe got too into it, and actually bit people. So, this year, Just Joe would be a humping zombie, and people would have to try and fend him off, if he humped them for five seconds, they would become zombies, too, and they would hump people. The goal was to get Just Joe outside, where he did not want to go because, again, it was cold outside, being mid to late December in central New York. Anyone who successfully fought off Just Joe was a survivor. Just Joe humped to his Hugging Music. Rick was the only survivor, so,when the apocalypse comes, you should stick close by Rick, and maybe you will survive. Then they ran a scenario with rival cults. Tim would be the leader of one cult, and a member of Chains Of Honor would be the leader of the other. They would see who could recruit the most members. The band member promised his cult members safety. Tim promised his members cheap women, and yogurt, and weapons. Almost everyone joined Tim's cult. Then the two cults were given weaponry, baking sheets, and told to battle it out until there was a winner. But, again, Rick had joined Tim's cult, so the other cult never had a shot at survival, but the battle with the cookie sheets was impressive. Now, as has been mentioned here, Tim's manhood has been seriously called into question, he loves "Dawson's Creek", "Glee", both the TV series, and the movie, the "Twilight" movies, and now, we find out, Janet Jackson! It was decided that another attempt should be made to make Tim into a man, that had been tried last year, and it had seemed to be working, but then he heard some Bon Jovi, and that turned him back into a girl again. So they had him watch a DVD entitled "Video Armageddon", it had lots of gore, boobs, asses, and asses on fire. Over the night, Tim did become more and more manly. Unfortunately, as was the case last time as well, the more manly he gets, the more of an obnoxious jerk he seems to become. He finally stormed out, after not liking two of the songs that were played. one was a cover of "The End Of The World", the pop song, which started his rant, and then a song about the end of the world, which was funny, and had cool lyrics, but was sung in a total country way, completely set him off, he said he was leaving, because he couldn't take this crap anymore. They were undecided as to whether they wanted to keep this obnoxious Tim, or try to change him. There was a final end of the world scenario, where they counted down the seconds... And nothing happened. The band Chains Of Honor was there for about the first half of the night, in addition to what I already said they did, they were interviewed, and all the songs from their CD were played. They rock, www.facebook.com/chainsofhonor is the website where you can find them. Just Joe was asked, and didn't know, why Kal had had his cell phone when Just Joe was on vacation. Just Joe was apparently unaware that, in addition to super gluing the doors and windows on his house shut, and digging a tunnel there, Kal had stolen his cell phone. Just Joe denied having anything to do with why Kal was absent this week... As we were nearing Christmas, some Christmas music was played, but LE style Christmas music, of course, comedy songs, and parodies of Christmas songs with different lyrics... So, a very happy Pre Anniversary One Year Count Down To The End Of The World, everyone! If you have stuff you really want to get done, better get cracking!
 

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This show was mostly random, the computer picked the songs...  When certain songs happened, bad things happened to various people on the show.

Playlist
Waltari "Move"
Forgotten Silence "Chapter II: The White Oceans (Days, Weeks, Months...)"
Ava Inferni "((ghostlights))"
End of Man "Blood Betrayal"

Exodus "Brain Dead"
Pretty Maids "We Came to Rock"
Cauldron "Rapid City, Unchained Assault"
Skinny Puppy "Worlock"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Lucy Fears the Morning Star"

Ghoul "Metallicus Ex Mortis"
Fight "Nailed to the Gun"
Integrity "Vocal Test"
Bloodbath "Breeding Death"
Nitro "Cat Scratch Fever"

Oz "Turn the Cross Upside Down"
Black Labeled "Miserable Rotting Corporate Fucks"
VoiVod "Fuck Off and Die"
Blood Feast "Face Fate"
The Great Kat "Hungarian Rhapsody #2"



Sound Barrier "Gladiator"
Dufus "Monkey Crusader"
Vader "Hell Awaits - Live"

Black Sabbath "Iron Man" (R)

Master "Brain Dead"
Dr. Know "War Theater"
Masada "Self Destruct"
Bassinvaders "Eagle Fly Free"

Divot "Second Opinion"
Hitman "Metal Sport"
The Rods "Too Hot to Stop" (R)
The Quiet Room "Your Hate"
The Great Kat "Flight of the Bumblebee"

Shotgun Messiah "Rain"
Extremetory Grindfuckers "Metal"
The great Luke Ski "Bacon"

Disillusion "Alone I Stand in Fire"
Avenged Sevenfold "Eternal Rest"
Persephone "Immersion"
Viking "Hell is for Children"

Insane Clown Posse "Another Love Song"
The Lobster Quadrille "Heavenly Host - Live"
Lullabye Arkestra "Euroshima"
The Iron Maidens "Wasted Years" (R)

Rota Temporis "In Incipit"

The Gathering "Third Chance"
Eisegen "Fahles Rob"
The Exploited "Jesus is Dead" (R)
Anvil "Forged in Fire - Live" (R)
Hypocrisy "Evil Invaders"(R)

Lake of Tears "Headstones" (R)
Overkill "Electro-Violence"
Pus "Bouncing Scrotums"
Faster Pussycat "You're So Vain" (R)
Manowar "Blood of the Kings"

Anacrusis "Vital"
Death Angel "Mistress of Pain" (R)
Ratt "Lay It Down"
Crappy the Clown "Closing Time"

Queensryche "Roads to Madness"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Once again, something happened that only occurs every 5 or 6 years. Last week, LE, and Christmas Day both began at midnight, and so now, New Years Day and LE did the same. It was a Russian Roulette Show. All night the computer would randomly pick songs, and, every time a bullet, that is, a cheesy '80's song, any over played song, covers, Christmas songs, or weird songs, played, The Wheel Of Satan would be spun, and it would command that something be done to someone. And then it would pick to whom it would happen, and who would get to do it... Rick, Randy, and Lance, all from The Metallic Onslaught, were there, as were Little Gorgar, Adam, and, Kal. Tim got to hammer Lance with The Giant Hammer, only he wasn't very good at it, so Azkath took the hammer and beat the crap out of Lance to show Tim how it should be done. Tim and Randy went into the basement, and got Idosed, which meant they listened to sounds for a long time, that alter your brain waves, and make you do strange things. Randy came back screaming that there were spiders all over him, so they hit him with stuff, to knock them off, of course. Tim was just acting kind of loopy, and he finally told us what had happened the week before, when he had rushed out, saying he was going to please Satan, and then had called in screaming and cackling maniacally. He said he had done some truly evil stuff, he had gone 30 miles an hour in a school zone. Of course, school was closed and there were no children, it being 3:00 on Christmas Day. He also said he had broken the top off of a soda can, so it could not be recycled, and torn the "Do Not Remove" tags off the mattress on his bed, and he had rolled into a handicapped parking space, and sat there for a whole minute, and had seriously considered going into the store and making his purchase, while still parked there, and, he had done 30 miles an hour through a yellow light. There was probably more, but Azkath told him to stop, that he didn't think Tim was helping himself at all here. Tim said that he just hoped he could be forgiven. Adam got a lap dance on the barbed wire board from Just Joe. The screams were quite something. After, when asked which was worse, the barbed wire, or Just Joe, he said definitely Just Joe. Then Adam got the belly crunch, he got crushed between Randy's and Rick's bellies. Adam said he thought a few ribs had been broken. There was a lift the anvil contest, among Rick, Randy, and, Just Joe. Amazingly, Just Joe won that, although, he kind of impaled himself on the anvil, so he got to pick a song, after he had recovered sufficiently  enough to do so. Then it was Just Joe humps everyone. Just Joe's Hugging Music played, only now it was his Humping Music, and it was much faster for some reason, and he humped everyone. He Humped Tim and Lance together, and Lance got Just Joe's scrotum in his face. Lance was severely traumatized, quite understandably, and was curled up in the corner crying. Tim was now manly Tim again, and was furious that he had had to endure such treatment. he said he was leaving, that he was going to do more things to please Satan. He took the still traumatized Lance with him. A while later, they called in, and Tim was cackling maniacally again, and Lance was screaming for help. Azkath hung up on them, saying that, after last week, he knew there was nothing anyone could do. Poor Lance hadn't been there in at least a year, and I am sure he is sorry he didn't just keep it that way. The wheel said Demon's pick. Azkath picked Kal to get his hand shut in a rat trap. Kal's screams were also quite something. Just Joe made the mistake of saying something about Kal's hat helping, so Azkath put Kal's hat on Just Joe, and slammed his fingers in the trap. The hat was no help, Just Joe screamed in agony. There was a chop contest, Azkath and Foul Mouth Girl each chopped Rick to see who did it better. Rick was asked to pick. It was tough, he said they were about the same, but finally he went with Foul Mouth Girl, her chop made more noise, so she got to pick a song. Once again, tough Rick did not make a sound, or react, to the chops. Then it was everybody dance. Everyone danced to what sounded like Viking music. It inspired violence, Just Joe and Randy were fighting with the hammer and a sign. Then it was catch the anvil, Azkath threw it to Just Joe, who didn't want to, but caught it, sort of, and then it fell on him. Just Joe said he thought he had a few broken ribs, and needed to go to the hospital. Azkath told him he would be fine. Mark Anbinder, a long time WVBR personality, was there for a little while. His name was not in the bullet list, but he did do some unintentional gymnastics with the anvil. Azkath shut Kal's fingers in the rat trap again, because Kal used the expression "sending a shout out", and Azkath said there was no shouting, but that he knew how to fix that. Since the shout out was to me, sorry, Kal, and thank you. There were three segments of Movie Time throughout the night, with everyone participating in different ones... And thus went The New Years Show. It was a night filled with mayhem, brutality, hilarity, and, disgusting and disturbing stuff...