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May 15, 2016 - Porno Brothers...

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Just Joe was back. I, Azkath, decided to see what happens when I play the Porn music with both Justin and Just Joe in the room. Answer, they molest people as well as get excited that they are in porn. Nathan had brought along Dyland and Becca, and Becca happened to mention that it was her birthday the week before... SO, we decided to have her play Hide and Go Beat, but with a twist. It would now be Hide and Go Molest, as we sent Joe and Justin in Porno mode after her. We also had Kevin go hide for good measure. They found Kevin, locked in a soundbooth, which was kind of cheating, so we lured him and out and they went after him. Becca managed to elude them, so she won. Then we turned the tables, Joe and Justin hid, and Kevin and Becca managed to find Just Joe. They both got to break boards on his head as a reward. 

Also we did a Tribute to 1991. 

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May 11, 2014 - Epic Night of Hide and Go Beat

Last ExitPresent were, James, Rick and Randy, from The Metallic Onslaught, Randy, or R.J., as we call him to avoid the confusion of two Randys, and Rob, both from the band Thirteen South, and, The Worst Co-host In The World, Dave, who, earning his title, had not been there in months. Lots of rounds of Hide And Go Beat were played. Dave found Randy, and so got to beat him and knock him out with a metal sheet. R.J. couldn't find James, which made him furious, so much so that James was afraid to come out and beat him, but he did. No one could find Dave, so he and BBBIIILLLLL!!!!! are the reigning champions at this game, so Dave got to beat on anyone he liked, Rick wanted to be beaten so Dave hit him with the sheet first, then everyone pretty much hit everyone, James, R.J., and Dave all bled, and the sheet was reduced to scrap metal. So a lot of violence, some bloodshed, and some disturbing stuff as people molested other people while they were knocked out. There was a brief salute to Mother's Day, Nuclear Assault's song, "Mother's Day", was played. There were segments of Movie Time. Everyone got to pick a song toward the end of the night. The last hour was mostly The Old School Hour, except for a couple new songs that Azkath had meant to play earlier...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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April 20, 2014 - We Love Satan Easter Show

We Love Satan ShowIt was Easter Sunday, so of course it was our We Love Satan Show. Present for this were, James, Rick, Randy BILL!, and Annie, all from The Metallic Onslaught, Allie, Kal, Mark, and someone who once was Crappy The Clown, and sometimes still is, but you never know what personality he may turn up as, for a while this night, he was Humpty Gump, then he was Dr. Phil for a while. It was Easter, and, every Easter we kill The Easter Bunny, many times, for our Easter sacrifice, then resurrect him, by pouring water on him, holy water, if you will, so we can kill him again. Whoever is wearing The Easter Bunny ears is The Easter Bunny. First it was Randy, and Azkath beat him to death. Randy was resurrected. Next, BBBIIILLLLL!!!!! wore the ears. A game of Hide And Go Beat was played, The Easter Bunny would hide, and people would take turns looking for him, in the dark. The one who found him would get to kill him. But, after three people trying and failing to find him, the lights were turned on, and everyone went looking at once. James found him. But then James vanished, and Darksyde appeared, and showed BBBIIILLLLL!!!!! how much he loves him, unfortunately for BBBIIILLLLL!!!!!, when Darksyde really loves you, he beats the crap out of you. While BBBIIILLLLL!!!!! was dead, Allie did a puppet show with his corpse. BBBIIILLLLL!!!!! was resurrected. Next, James wore the ears, and they beat him to death. While he was dead, Kal was enjoying poking him with a big club. James was resurrected. Crappy The Clown's uncle, Uncle Punchy, showed up, with an Easter game, Pass The Schmuck. People would have to throw a party streamer to each other, if they dropped it, or it broke, there would be a consequence. The consequences could be, Poop Head, where you would have to wear a pile of poop on your head for a music set, Tape Head, where your head would be covered in shipping tape, and you would have to suffer the agony of having it removed, Penis Nose, where you would have to wear a set of goggles with a penis on them for a music set, Short Bus, where you would have to wear this helmet that Uncle Punchy had brought for a music set, Metal Head, where your head would be covered in aluminum foil for a music set, or Truth Or Dare. Allie lost the first round, and she had to wear the penis goggles. Randy lost the second round. They let Allie pick his consequence. She picked Short Bus. Then Randy was The Easter Bunny again. And this time he would be killed by Rick chokeslamming him off the balcony, which was only about three and a half stories high. Gee, wonder if that would actually kill him, it doesn't sound that deadly at all, couldn't they have come up with something a bit more lethal?! I mean, Satan deserves a good sacrifice for Easter! So Rick did it, Randy died, they poured water on him, he came back to life long enough to get back inside, then died again. They pelted him with Easter eggs, a lot of them. Randy finally did revive again, but he wasn't in very good shape, kinda bloody, so Rick had to take him home. The clown, Crappy, sang us a song. Azkath played a clip for Crappy from way back in the day, a spot with Crappy's old band The Punch Drunk Monkeys, talking about him. There were segments of Movie Time, and some TV, and On-line shows were talked about as well. Topics were discussed like the JFK assassination. And, of course, most of the music was for, to, and about Satan, lots of satanic metal, and some comedy songs and skits about him as well. No appearance from Satan for his Show, and no appearance from Jesus bearing candy, either. Kal wore a gas mask all night, for some reason, but that's just Kal... And so, thus went our Easter We Love Satan Extravaganza!

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April 13, 2014 - Helen Wheels Tribute

PeterAzkath's guest on his talk program, Where Did The Road Go?, which airs in the hour right before LE had been Peter Robbins, and he stayed for the first hour of LE, as his sister was the late Helen Wheeler, of The Helen Wheeler Band, and also of Blue Oyster Cult, and the first hour of LE was a tribute to her. Peter brought a CD spanning twenty years of her music. As each track was played, he talked about what it was about, what was going on in her life at the time. He talked about her life and career.

Also present were, Just Joe, Eric, Eric's friend, Dan, and another friend of Eric's. A game of Hide And Go Beat was played. Just Joe would hide, and Eric would try to find him. If Eric couldn't find him, Just Joe would get to beat Eric with a wiffle bat. If Eric found Just Joe, Eric would get to beat Just Joe with the bat. Just Joe got to pick a song in the time in which he would have to hide, and Eric got to pick a song, in which while it played, he would look for Just Joe. Just Joe, big surprise, wasn't too smart with his pick, his song was only about three minutes long. Eric picked a song that was over five minutes long. But Just Joe still won, and he got to beat Eric. Yeah, right, good luck with that. He gave him five really hard smacks with the bat, and, of course, Eric didn't react one bit, asking for another whack, which he got, and, of course, still no reaction, in fact, of course, he enjoyed the whole thing. Just Joe learned, as others have, that getting to beat on Eric isn't really winning, he loves it, and is indestructible. Topics were discussed, like the WWE, and Steven Colbert taking over the late night slot from Letterman. There were segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Old School Hour, Just Joe got to pick some songs from the cabinet for that...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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March 30, 2014 - Dave Brockie (GWAR) Tribute

Just JoePresent were, Just Joe, Crappy the Clown, and James. The previous Thursday, March 27th, had been National Joe Day, where everyone gets to be Joe for a day. So this LE was the celebration of Just Joe's day. It was also Just Joe's first time in the new studio. He was confused and got lost. He is easily confused. Azkath had invented a brand new game for Just Joe's special day... It was called Hide And Go Beat. Since this studio is huge, the game involved hide and seek. Everyone got a chance to hide, and someone else would look for them, if they found them, then the found person got a beat down, if not then they got a surprise. Some of the results, Just Joe got a surprise, Turkish Delight, Arydaea got to beat Just Joe with a wiffle ball bat, but she wasn't feeling like it, so Darksyde was Just Joe's surprise, and he administered the beat down, because he loves Just Joe so much. James got my crotch your faced by Just Joe instead of a beat down, well, almost, he threw Just Joe off him, but it was still a traumatizing experience. James was also mad at Just Joe because, when Just Joe blew up the underground tunnels at the old studio, three weeks ago, James got trapped down there, that was where he had been for the past three weeks. Azkath let Just Joe and James each pick something to play from the music cabinet. This was also a tribute show to Dave Brockie, the vocalist for the band Gwar, who had passed away this past week. Crappy The Clown, who was very good friends with Gwar, shared memories and stories about Dave, and did a dramatic reading of one of their songs, "The Performer", which he suspected might have been written about him. Lots of Gwar music was played all throughout the night, and the program began and ended with their songs. There was also a part of an interview that Azkath had done with Dave Brockey, twenty years ago, you can watch the entire interview below. There were segments of Movie Time, though Just Joe lost the notepad he had written down what he had seen on, so he had to do it from memory, which he has none of. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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