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March 6, 2016 - Nathan becomes a Man!

0306160111The Thursday before this LE, March 3rd had been Nathan's Birthday, so this LE celebrated that. Present were, Nathan, EVD, Just Joe, Justin, Kevin, and, The Old Man. Nathan got presents, from Just Joe, Nathan's own keys, from Justin, adult diapers, from Kevin, a My Little Pony pillow, from The Old Man, a lap dance. While he was getting his lap dance, Nathan kept asking for help. None came, of course. But, after it was over, Nathan said that he had actually liked his present, and he had asked for help because he was out of singles. Everyone was quite taken aback by this. The Old Man has some songs out, all parodies of songs from the '80's, all about how it is to be old, very gross, lots of talk about bodily functions and fluids. Then they put Nathan in The Demon Box, where he would be Idosed, to face his inner demons. When they asked him what he had seen, he said, ponies. Azkath injected him with DMT, and told Just Joe to put him back in the box. When he came out, he still said he had seen ponies. He didn't seem very upset about it either. They told him he had one last present, The Old Man was his, and he had just been given DMT. Nathan seemed happy with his present. Um, Nathan, Dude, you are SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, I suggest you seek therapy, RIGHT AWAY! The Old School Hour was all music from the year Nathan was born, 1995, he is now 21 and legal. 

-Fire Eater Wizard


June 8, 2014 - 20th Anniversary Shows - Part 1: Crappy the Clown

IMG 5906This month, June, marks twenty years of "The Last Exit For The Lost", this incarnation of the program, it was around under other names, hosted by other people, but June of '94 is when this one debuted. So this LE was the first of four or five very special programs to celebrate that, bringing back many voices from the past, former co-hosts, featuring many bands, and reliving twenty years of memories and insanity. Present for this night were, Eric, Crappy The Clown, Azriel, formerly of the band Zadoc And The Nightmare, The Worst Co-host In The World, Dave, Harold The Enforcer, The Old Man, Tracy, and, Rub Mc'Groin. Crappy played and sang a song for us on his guitar. Multiple rounds of Hide And Go Beat were played. Dave is our co-champion at this game, along with Rob, from the band Thirteen South. And he did it again tonight, it took three people trying, Azriel finally found him, so he got to knock Dave out by bashing him over the head with a big black metal sheet. While Dave was out, Azriel rubbed his belly. Then The Old Man hid. Azriel found him, and killed him with the metal sheet. However, The Old Man has been killed before, many times, and for someone so ancient and frail, he is remarkably resilient. So I'm sure we will see him again, in fact, we did, later that night, in our chat room, where I became his nurse, and, well, let's just say, despite his age is a sleazy, lecherous pervert. Azriel hid, Arydaea and Tracy found him, so they each got to give him a shot with the metal sheet. A clip of a former co-host who won't be able to make it to the celebration, Zoltan The Avenger, was played. He is now too old and wimpy to join us, plus we were in a feud over who is more powerful, and clearly this means that he is afraid of me, and has conceded that I am. The last hour was a very special Old School Hour, all bands that were on LE over the years, performed for us, some were here as co-host bands they were here so often, bands who were interviewed, or interacted with LE. This hour, bands like, Divinity Destroyed, The Pushrods, If Man Is Five, Others, Missing Marcus, Armageddon Monks, New Animal, among many more, some tracks were performances live here, and there was a funny clip with a band member from way back in '94, our first year. And so thus went the first night of our month long celebration of twenty years of "The Last Exit For The Lost"!  - Recap by Fire Eater Wizard