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This was EVD's Birthday Show, as this very day was His Birthday. Happy Birthday, EVD! Present were, EVD (good thing!), Just Joe, Nathan, Daryll, Tim, and, Olivia from the band Undead Messengers, Ian, Olivia's brother from the band Corrosive Impact, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", Dave Henninger of the band Spit Nickels. Rick and Dave were there to promote an upcoming show, where Dave's band, along with several others, would be performing, and Rick would be hosting, "The Metallic Onslaught's Birthday Bash", as Rick, Josh, and, Cameron, Spit Nickels's drummer would all be celebrating Birthdays in the upcoming week as well. The band Malignant, who used to be the band Bloodsnot, now minus a member, performed several songs, all of their songs that they have so far, live in The Performance Room. As usual, props to Nathan for doing a great job running the sound. Malignant are an instrumental band right now, as Blood Snot was most of the time, although they are open to a vocalist. They rock. You can find them at www.facebook.com/malignant607. After their performance, the band was interviewed. A song from Spit Nickels's CD was played. They are a cool band, you can find them on Facebook. For EVD's Birthday, they got him a present. Just Joe was instructed to go get it, but he brought back the wrong thing, he brought Styrofoam blocks, which he got hit with by EVD. When he finally brought the right present, it was the Valhalla blend of Death Wish coffee, it's very strong, Ian gave him some creamer for it. They played a special Birthday game with EVD, "Who's Touching Me Now", EVD would close his eyes, and have to guess which one of three people was stroking his beard. He was very good at it, he only got it wrong once, when they cheated. Later, Olivia played the game as well. Olivia and Tim had a present for EVD as well. They gave him black and white Duct Tape, and told him he could duct tape them together any way he wanted to. But, actually, it turned out that EVD became the duct tapie, instead of the duct taper, Just Joe duct taped him, Tim, and, olivia all together in a big piece of black foam. Then he tried to give them away out on the porch, but I guess there were no takers. EVD said that Just Joe had done a pretty good job for an amateur duct taper, giving him a six out of ten score with ten being the highest. The Pooh Stick also made an appearance this night, people did disturbing things with it as usual. As we are drawing near to the end of the year, Azkath played sets of music throughout the night that were some of his favorite things released this past year, he didn't get to all of it, he had over two hundred items in his favorites folder. There were segments of Movie Time, TV programs were talked about as well. Azkath played the band Steve 'N Seagulls for EVD for His Birthday, because we all know how much EVD LOVES his country music!

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, Nathan, The Person Formerly, and sometimes still, Known As Crappy The Clown, and, R.J.. Dave Henninger, formerly of the band Spater, was there with his new band, Spit Nickels in the first part of the night. They played six songs live in The Performance Room. They rock. And, as always, a shout out to Nathan for doing a great job running the sound. A track from their CD was played as well. You can find Spit Nickels on Facebook, and on Bandcamp. Dave also has a cool metal on-line magazine, Metalmeat.com. Dave is also the founder of The Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which is just under a month away. It's a free, two day event, and, his band, along with twenty seven other bands will be performing this year. Dave talked about that, told us all of the bands who will be there, and also told us all about his new band, and what they have been, and will be, up to. The Old School Hour was at 3:00, and was actually close to two hours long, and featured all music from the year 1986. There then was a mixture of new music, and music played off vinyl...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Justin, AKA Twelve Inch, R.J., Olivia from the band Undead Messengers, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", and, Dave Henninger, formerly of the band Spater. Dave has a new band, Spit Nickels. A couple of songs of theirs were played, they rocked. Dave also is the founder of the annual Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which will be coming up in a couple months, in May. He talked about that, and we learned the lineup of all the bands who will be playing over the two day, free, event, three of which had members present here tonight, Dave's band, of course, Undead Messengers, and Thirteen South. R.J. took Nathan into the bathroom, and Nathan came back walking funny, waddling. Um, ok, I don't even wanna know about whatever went on in that bathroom! There was a set of comedy songs. There was music played off vinyl, both new and old. There was an extended Old School Hour, beginning at 2:00. And there were segments of Movie Time. 

-Fire Eater Wizard

This was the night when we set the clocks ahead, and go on Daylight Savings Time, so this LE was five hours long instead of it's usual six, which we make up in the fall, when we go on Standard Time, and it is a seven hour show. Present were Just Joe, Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, and, Dave, from the band Spater, who is also the founder of the annual Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which The Metallic Onslaught hosts, Spater and seventeen other bands would be performing there, and it is fast approaching, so he promoted that, and music from some of the bands performing there was played. Since next week, LE would be broadcasting from a new studio, leaving behind this one where we have been for fourteen years, and which coincides with my first becoming to know LE fourteen years ago, Azkath said they should destroy this one. Rick threw Just Joe into the wall 'til he went through it. Harold, The Enforcer, arrived, he ass punched Just Joe repeatedly, and broke a record on him. Then they broke a CD player on Harold, on his crotch. The shortened show is when we have our Tribute To Glam Hour, in the hours between two and three, which, of course, there is no such hour, which Just Joe forgets every year, and gets all excited about an hour of glam. He was out for the nonexistent glam hour, and was really bummed when they told him he had missed it. He demanded another glam hour, finally, Azkath played him one glam song, the band Tigertailz. Just Joe said, at the end of the night, that he had filled the tunnels that run below the building with explosives, so nothing would escape them. So they should now run for their lives. So, next week, the new studio. If everyone made it out alive... We shall hear... 

-Fire Eater Wizard

This was the third of our special Anniversary Shows, throughout the month of June, as June marks the twentieth anniversary of this incarnation of the program. So, all month, voices from the past, former co-hosts coming back, current and past band members who have been on, and Best Of clips reliving all the insanity have been featured. Present this night were, Just Joe, who was actually there for two weeks in a row, James, Tim, Rick, From "The Metallic Onslaught", Dave, formerly of the band Spater, we learned this night that Spater was no more, Bri Bri, The Evil Shy Guy, among many names he has had, among others, The Evil Quaker, Hollywood Bri Bri, and Cousin Mel, his wife, Theresa, and his arch Nemesis, The Sloth Of The Apocalypse, and, Matt, who got a big hand for getting the performance room up and running, so now bands can perform live, and full electric, not just acoustic. Dave tested it out, he played some songs, three, including a love song, and a Spater song. The room worked great, and the songs were cool. Azkath had a present for Sloth, The Almost Original Suck Toy Of The Monkeys, from way back in the day. Sloth didn't want to put it in his mouth, but it wound up there anyways. Sloth and Bri Bri still argued, Bri Bri said he had given up being a Quaker, and was no longer evil, but Sloth didn't believe him. Azkath had another present for sloth, a Twinkie. He said it was the last Twinkie. Sloth was devastated when they stopped making Twinkies. He didn't trust that it was real, he thought it was a trick. Finally Azkath convinced him that it wasn't, Sloth opened the Twinkie, and saw that it really was a Twinkie. He started thanking Azkath profusely. While he was doing that, Just Joe was eying the Twinkie. When Sloth finally went to eat the Twinkie, Sloths are really slow, he only got to taste one bite of it, because Just Joe couldn't control himself any longer, and grabbed and devoured the Twinkie. Sloth tore after Just Joe in a rage, or at least as much as a sloth can really tear after anyone or anything, especially when that someone is on a sugar rush from a just eaten Twinkie. Just Joe got back, Sloth hadn't caught him. They asked him why he would do such a mean thing to poor Sloth. Just Joe's response was "Twinkie delicious!". Sloth finally made it back, and did choke Just Joe. But apparently Sloth was unaware that they have brought back the Twinkie, some months ago. When he was informed that you can buy them pretty much anywhere, he said he was leaving to go buy some right now. They asked him to stay for the rest of the program, but he said it would be fine, he was just going to run right down to the store, and grab some Twinkies, and run right back. So he left, and we should see him in about nine months to a year. With Twinkies. The next day, Monday, June 23rd, was Tim's Birthday, Happy Birthday, Tim! So Azkath had a birthday present for him. In the other room, there was a nice big floor, which was covered in about a hundred mousetraps. At first Azkath had thought to have Tim thrown into them for his birthday, but then decided that there was something that Tim would probably like even more than that, Tim could throw Just Joe into the mousetraps. So Azkath had had Just Joe set up the mousetraps, telling him that he was going to throw Tim into them for his birthday, which Just Joe totally bought. So Just Joe took Tim to the mousetrap room, and Just Joe wound up covered in mousetraps, the sounds from there were really impressive. Besides, Just Joe, you should have that happen, not only did it bring Tim happiness for his birthday, but you were really mean to poor Sloth, stealing his Twinkie and breaking his heart. Everyone sang "Happy Birthday To You" to Tim, well, Just Joe shrieked it, like he always does. The like last half of the program consisted of all music from bands that have been in the studio at LE over the past twenty years, and there is still a ton more of it to get through, we have had many, many, really excellent bands grace us with their presence over these two decades. Sadly, many of them are no more, but they left us with a lot of really great music. There was a Movie Time, and TV programs, and wrestling, were discussed as well. Throughout the night many Best Of clips were played, featuring Bri Bri and Sloth. And James brought us a wheel, we have never really actually had a wheel, just a box with a button on it, but now we have one, thanks to James. And so, thus went the third of our Twentieth Anniversary Specials. - Fire Eater Wizard

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