The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

This was our traditional We Love Satan Show. Plenty of Satanicly Inspired Metal was played, and Nathan was our Easter Bunny. He was really good at it. Or Really Bad. We're not sure. But he thwarted everyone...

We saw the return of both James and Eric on this night, as well Crappy, in one of his many personalities visited us with some fun and games. 

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Justin / Twelve Inch, and, Kevin. There was a lot of music played inspired by, for, and about, H.P. Lovecraft, as, this coming Wednesday, would mark the seventy ninth year of his death, there was even a recorded reading of one of his stories, "The Music Of Erik Zahn". As Kevin has been here several times now, and nothing bad at all has happened to him, it was decided that it was high time we remedy that. He was given a choice of three things to pick from, The Pooh Stick, Dave's Beard, or, Crappy The Clown's boxers. He picked The Pooh Stick. Then they told him that meant he would have to play the game "The Pooh Stick Goes Where?". Justin attempted to insert The Pooh Stick in various places. Dude, if you only knew where else that thing has been! There was a segment of Movie Time, in which we learned that Kevin and Tim would get along very well, as the movie he reviewed was a sensitive, coming of age movie, which he said made him cry twice...

-Fire Eater Wizard

The Thursday before this LE, March 3rd had been Nathan's Birthday, so this LE celebrated that. Present were, Nathan, EVD, Just Joe, Justin, Kevin, and, The Old Man. Nathan got presents, from Just Joe, Nathan's own keys, from Justin, adult diapers, from Kevin, a My Little Pony pillow, from The Old Man, a lap dance. While he was getting his lap dance, Nathan kept asking for help. None came, of course. But, after it was over, Nathan said that he had actually liked his present, and he had asked for help because he was out of singles. Everyone was quite taken aback by this. The Old Man has some songs out, all parodies of songs from the '80's, all about how it is to be old, very gross, lots of talk about bodily functions and fluids. Then they put Nathan in The Demon Box, where he would be Idosed, to face his inner demons. When they asked him what he had seen, he said, ponies. Azkath injected him with DMT, and told Just Joe to put him back in the box. When he came out, he still said he had seen ponies. He didn't seem very upset about it either. They told him he had one last present, The Old Man was his, and he had just been given DMT. Nathan seemed happy with his present. Um, Nathan, Dude, you are SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, I suggest you seek therapy, RIGHT AWAY! The Old School Hour was all music from the year Nathan was born, 1995, he is now 21 and legal. 

-Fire Eater Wizard