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January 2, 2011

January 2, 2011 - Co-host Night

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This LE began at midnight, January 2nd, so it started just as New Years Day was ending. The co-hosts were each allowed to pick sets of music. Just Joe, Foul Mouth Girl, and Tim got to play two sets of their picks. And Shane got to pick one set, because he kinda sucks, and left quite early. And Dave.... Well Dave didn't get to have any set, because he really sucks, sucks so much he was awarded the title of Worst Co-Host Ever, with a plaque and everything last year, and he really earns that title, and yet again, was not there. Around 4:00, Just Joe suddenly and without warning decided to get completely naked. This traumatized Tim so much he had to leave. And why you may ask was Just Joe naked? Well, it seems he was reading some comic strip on the Internet and it gave him the idea, by saying that we don't live in caveman days, when they needed to cover up to keep warm, we can just turn the heat up, and we don't need clothing. So that's exactly what he did, turned the heat way up, so everyone else was roasting, and took all his clothes off. He refused to put them back on no matter how they pleaded, saying it was a protest. Since Just Joe had also said his nakedness was to show how great technology was, they locked him in the freezer to show him how great some other technologies are, other than heat. When he was out of the freezer, Just Joe suddenly wanted to know, through shivering, where his clothes were. They told him they had thrown them away, since he had said he didn't need them any more. After whining from Just Joe, they told him they really hadn't thrown them away, they had put them in the trunk of his car. He started whining again, saying that he'd have to go outside for that, where it was cold, and besides, his trunk was locked. Azkath said he knew what would warm him up, and gave him lots of hard slaps to his back and chest. Just Joe said he was now cold and sore. By the last talk break of the night, Just Joe had managed to retrieve his clothes, and was feeling a little warmer, and a bit better. And everyone else was feeling a whole lot better! Their were two segments of Adventures In Listening, and a few segments of Movie Time, with Tim participating in a couple of them...

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Melechesh "Mystics of the Pillar"
Kylesa "Drop Out"
Sickhoose "TAF"

Warblade "I'm Coming Home"
Indestuctible Noise Command "God Loves Violence"
Symbol Six "Death Seed"
Setherial "The Mournful Sunset of the Forsaken"
Angels Beneath Me "Track 3"

Ana Kefr "Tonight We Watch the Children Fucking Burn"
Iwrestledabearonce "Danger in the Manger"
Arch Enemy "Night Falls Fast"
The Agonist "Waiting Out the Winter"
Pantera "Shattered"

Ruination "Death Letter"
Heaven Below "When Daylight Dies"
The Razor Skyline "Vittoria"
Devo Spice "Half Assed Rapper"
Helloween "Raise the Noise"

Super Junky Monkey "Popo Bar"
Schoolyard Heroes "Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame"
Divinity Destroyed "Threshold"
Lemon Demon "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"
Lotus Project "Run to the Hills"

Times of Grace "Strength of Numbers"
Mindflow "Corrupted"
Immortal Dominion "Become Wise"
Centerpeace "Purify"
Shooting Hemlock "New Day Gone"

Stolen Babies "So Close"
Firewater "Dropping Like Flies"
Fluttr Effect "Don't Know What You're Living For"
Shotgun Messiah "Jihad"
Andra Date "The Evil Inside"

Amity in Fame "Haiku"
Zadoc and the Nightmare "Fire Walk with Me - Live on LE" (R)
Wojcik "Off Your Meds"
Blood of Martyrs "Praise Thee, Duende, Boundless Sea"
Max DeGroot "Census"

Arhitects UK "Learn to Live"
The Last Vegas "Whatever Gets You Off"
William Control "All Due Restaint"
Backyard Babies "Desiel and Power"
Witchcraft "If Crimson was Your Color"

Hellacopters "No Salvation"
New American Shame "American Shame"
Darkest Hour "Sanctuary"

Danzig "Devil's Plaything"
Pandora's Toybox "Down in the Mire"
VNV Nation "Standing"
Lake of Tears "Headstones"
Deadlock "Temple of Love"

Lobster Quadrille "Whore of Babylon - Live" (R)
Insane Ian "DiG DuG"
Toxaemia "Force of Plague"
The Red Shore "The Seed of Annihilation"
Inifinity Overture "Back from the Past"

Def Leppard "Rock Rock till You Drop"
Infinity Overture "Evernight"
Sodom "God Bless You"
Overdrive "Angelmaker"
Netherbird "White Noise Sky in Overdrive"

Triptykon "Shatter"
Bring Me they Horizon "Don't Go'
Dream into Dust "Counterfeit"

Judgement Day "Genosha"

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January 9, 2011

January 9, 2011 - Steve Performs

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This was a Tribute To The Past Show, no Russian roulette or bullets this time, but a straight Tribute To The Past night, like it used to be, but we haven't had one for a while. Which means of course, that the whole program was mostly old music, with lots of rare stuff, and songs you don't hear very often, and/or which you probably haven't heard in a long time. They were great to hear, and the opening theme to Tribute To The Past Shows was used to start the program. I say it was mostly old music because there were a couple of sets of new music, as Azkath said he had too much cool new stuff this week not to play any of it. EVD, Tim, Steve, and Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, were there. Steve brought his guitar and played Iron Maiden's "Children Of The Damned", very appropriate for a Tribute To The Past Show. Steve sang as well as played guitar. Steve has a band, Scholar. Azkath gave everyone a challenge, a Dave challenge (Dave, still really earning his title of Worst Co-Host Ever, was, once again, not present). They had to dance to a song especially picked for the occasion. Just Joe won. For his prize he got a bear hug from Rick. As soon as Just Joe found out what his prize was he didn't want it, but he got it anyways. Rick turned Just Joe around, so that he could hug Just Joe, but Just Joe couldn't hug him back. Then Rick threw Just Joe down the stairs. When asked how he liked his prize, Just Joe reported that his insides hurt. There were two segments of Movie Time, with Rick, Tim, Steve, and EVD participating in the first one, and Foul Mouth Girl participating in the second one...

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Iron Maiden "Wasted Years"
Ace Frehley "Into the Night"
Agent Steel "Never Surrender"
Anacrusis "Idle Hours"

Blood Feast "Blood Lust"
Blood for Blood "Livin' in Exile"
Kyuss "Green Machine" (R)
Blind Illusion "Death Noise"

Prong "Unconditional" (R)
Faith No More "Be Aggressive"
Saint Chaos "Don't Wanna Be Alone"
Vendetta "Go and Live... Stay and Die"
Lethargy "All Things End"

Keel "Speed Demon"
Disturbed "Indestructible" (R)
Y&T "Don't Stop Runnin' - Live"
Gary Moore "Out in the Fields"
Napalm Death "Self Betrayal"

22nd Century "California"
Cold Snap "Snap"
Stratovarius "Under Flaming Skies"
Cyclophonia "Retaliate"
TV's Kyle "Tulip and Turtle"

Carnivore "S.M.D."
DAD "Day of Wrong Moves"
Edge of Sanity "Black Tears"
Fear "I Don't Care About You"
King Missile "Tongue"
Therapy? "Stop It You're Killing Me"

Corrosion of Conformity "Damned for All Time"
Benediction "Painted Skulls" (R)
Paradise Lost "Falling Forever"
Pesitlence "Reduced to Ashes"

Steve Blaqart "Children of the Damned - Live in Studio"

Dead Horse "Aplo"
Phantom Blue "Going Mad"
Piece Dogs "Hxgh Anxety"
Piecemeal "With You There was Eden"
Dark Angel "Perish in Flames"
Scorcher "More Whiskey"

Carcass "Incarnated Solvent Abuse" (R)
Cancer "Die Die"
Death "Pull the Plug"
Racer-X "Gone to Far"
Ratt "Sweet Cheater"
Nuclear Assault "Vengeance"

Killing Addiction "Vita Adeus"
Avantasia "Death is Just a Feeling"
Seven Thorns "Fires and Storms"
Dawnbringer "You Know Me"
Andrew McKee "Hourglass"

Liege Lord "Master Control"
Motorhead "Iron Fist"
Murdercar "Mirage of Blood"
Obsession "Losing My Mind"
Oliver Magnum "Sister Cybele"

Onslaught "Shellshock"
Only Living Witness "Knew Her Gone"
Omen "Teeth of the Hydra"
Overkill "Elctro-Violence"
Paradox "Paradox"

Suicidal Tendencies "Possessed to Skate"
DRI "Commuter Man / Reaganomics"
NOFX "Reagan Sucks"
Dead Kennedys "Drug Me"
Negative Approach "Nothing"
TSOL "Abolish Government / Silent Majority"
Anthrax "All the Wars"
Anti-Nowhere League "(We Will Not) Remember You"

Nasty Savage "Abstract Reality"
Armored Saint "Long Before I Die"
Not Fragile "High Into Heaven"
Riot "Buried Alive (Tell Tale Heart)"

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January 16, 2011

January 16, 2011 - Randy's Birthday

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The next day after this LE, Monday, January 17th, would be Randy's forty fifth birthday. Happy Birthday, Randy! So this LE was a Randy's Birthday Bash (with bash being quite literal, as there was lots of bashing going on, as I'll get to). It went like this... There was a bag of bullets, slips of paper with something written on them that would happen to someone. Every talk break, Randy would pick a person he wanted the bullet to be for, and then draw a bullet. Each person would have one chance to pass their bullet off to someone else. Bullets could be good or bad things, although it turned out no good bullets like money, or treats, were drawn. Or a bullet could be bad for the person receiving it, but good for the rest of us witnessing it. Present for this were, Randy, of course, his brother Bill, Bill's girlfriend Carissa, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Tim, Little Gorgar, Adam (a new Adam that she had found, as Rick had killed the old one a couple weeks back on our We Love Satan Show), EVD, and Keith Lame, who had not been there in a long while. And Gorgar, who also had not been there in quite a while, not as long as Keith, but a few months, was there for the last hour. Ok, so here are the results of all those bullets, there are a lot of them, as you can appreciate, with six hours of talk breaks, I'll try to get them all. Just Joe got to hug everyone. Bill got stabbed with forks by everyone. Keith got poked by everyone. EVD had to wear the P Prize around his neck, which had a penis on one side of it, and drain stop on the other. Just Joe got No Parking, which meant he was bashed repeatedly with a no parking sign. Adam got Screeched, err, I mean, sang to, by Just Joe. There was a Styrofoam orgy, where everyone went to war with big blocks of Styrofoam as weapons. Foul Mouth Girl threw Keith Lame in the snow. A bunch of people, as many as could fit, were shoved into the balloon room, the bathroom, filled with balloons, in there were, Bill, Carissa, Just Joe, EVD, Tim. Bill and Just Joe had a cardboard corners fight outside in the snow, Randy went to help his brother Bill, and he and Bill both wound up in the snow, so Just Joe won that one. Randy had to watch a porn movie with Tim, which was a total frustration for Randy, because Tim has no clue apparently what porn is supposed to be for, and kept fast forwarding through all the hot action parts looking for dialogue and plot. So that turned out to be a frustrating experience for both of them, for Randy because he didn't get to see a good porn flick, and for Tim, because he was apparently expecting a movie and was disappointed. Just Joe got his fingers shut in mousetraps. Tim got a puppet show put on for him by Just Joe and a couple of puppets, including Handy The Hand Puppet Of Doom. Keith Lame got chopped by Azkath. I think that covers all of them. So many balloons were blown up, that not only the bathroom, but the entire studio was completely filled with them, and they could be heard popping all night, and then, near the end of the night, they popped them all, so there was a few minutes of popping. The place was quite a mess, what with all the popped balloons, Styrofoam, cardboard, and probably some blood all over. There were two segments of Movie Time, with most everyone participating. So that was Randy's Birthday Bash. Literally. Once again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RANDY!!

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22nd Century "I Read it on the Radio"
Killing Joke "Honour the Fire"
How Like a Winter "All the Seasons of Madness"
Bring Me the Horizon "Blessed with a Curse"

Emerald Sun "We Won't Fall"
Abacinate "Night of the Desirable Objects"
Avenged Sevenfold "Welcome to the Family" (R)
As They Sleep "The Offering"
The Bronx Casket Company "Bonesaw"

Ghost "Ritual"
Wojcik "I Can Change"
Dream into Dust "Counterfeit"
Department of Coreuption "Stupid Dumb"

Dimmu Borgir "The Insight and Catharsis"

Amity in Fame "Dinner for One"
Tetrafusion "Shadows"
Helstar "Bone Crusher"
Falkenbach "Runes Shall You Know"

Somnae "Forever More"

Most Precious Blood "Shut the Fuck Up, Jailbreak"
Unveil the Strength "Self Destruction"
Necrodemon "Black Hell Apocalypse"
Cyclophonia "Retaliate"

Athiest "Second to Sun"
Lux Carantes "Slumbering in the Arms of a Stone Giant"
DyNAbyte "Hereditary Neuronavigation"
TV's Kyle "Tulip and Turtle"

Ekotren "Blackened Sky"
Killing Addiction "Syndicate Empires"
Dawnbringer "Lake an Earthquake"
Silver Lake "Slave to the Grind"

Megadeth "The Conjuring"
Dream of Illusion "Spiked Rain"
Motorjesus "Fist of the Dragon"
Overcome "Body of Death"

Moments till Fall "Conscience Makes Cowards"
Toxaemia "World Graveyard"
Grand Magus "Mountains Be My Throne"
Ihresgleichen "Nimmerland"

Shooting Hemlock "Big Green Monster"
Shadows Grey "I Search for Your Hand"
The Razor Skyline "Sahara"

John Tapella "Metal Warrior"
Seven Thorns "Spread Your Wings"
Korpiklanni "Happy Little Boozer"
Spater "Mud and Nails"

Sepultura "Drug Me"
Reason "Before the Dawn"
Andrew McKee of The Deluge "Hourglass"
MiRAMAR "We are the Future"
Nothing but Enemies "Another Day of Nothing"
Mindflow "Thrust Into This Game"

Heaven Below "King of Nothing"
Athorn "The Ferryman"
Star One "Earth That Was"
Affiance "A Monster Fed"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Sharktopus"

Stratavarious "Darkest Hour"
Mongrel "I Refuse"
Judgement Day "Cobra Strike"

Sentinel Beast "Dogs of War"

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January 23, 2011

January 23, 2011 - Dave is Back

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dave was there, and EVD was not, once again lending credence to the theory that they are indeed the same person, no matter how much both of them try to deny it. There were a few segments of Adventures In Listening, as Azkath had a ton of brand new music this week, and a few segments of Movie Time, with Dave participating in a couple of them before he left (he was there for about the first two hours). Which was Dave's first Movie Time, his virgin experience, if you will, as he, being the absolute worst co-host in the world, is never around enough to have participated in one, though it has been a feature for months and months now.

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Background: Arnaud Conde' "Velvorn: The Bladed Druid"

The Bronx Casket Co. "Antihero"
Halford "Till the Day I Die"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Spell It Out"

22nd Century "Howie the Skid"
Ekotren "Dead Behind the Eyes"
Ill Nino "God is for the Dead"
VoiVod "Iron Gang"
Volbeat "Evelyn"

ReinXeed "Seep Under Sea"
Malison Rouge "Friend or Foe"
Moon & Sun "Where the Wild Things Are"
NO-SE "The Time of Explosions"
Images of Eden "Tribal Scars"

Millbastards "Mr. Hands - Live" (R)
Ruination "From the Bottom"
The Razor Skyline "This City Never Sleeps"
Department of Coreuption "Homeless"
Death Angel "Into the Arms of Righteous Anger"

Amity in Fame "Amity We Should Give"
Crow Black Sky "Dissension"
MiRAMAR "We Are the Future"
Extreme Neuron Noise "Interpreters of Conventional Reality"

Tuck from Hell "Death Before Disco"
Atomic Playground "Atomic Playground (Never Again)"
Madlife "Little Ray of Sunshine"
Farewell to Freeway "Dharma's a Bitch"
Madlife "Everyone"

Annihilator "Burns Like a Buzzsaw Blade" (R)
Phantom Blue "Frantic Zone"
Pitch Shifter "Gritter"
Twinspirits "Slave to This World"
Vinder "Where Evil Dwells"
Reism "Let Me Go"

Lava Engine "Drain Your Soul"
Abysmal Dawn "In Service of Time"
Hardcore Circus "Queen of Dirt"
Shroud of Despondency "Homo Homini Lupus"
Appearance of Nothing "The Rise and Fall of Nothing"

Safe Mode "I'll Show You the Exit"
Sebastian "Remiel in Flames"
Tiberius "Entity"
Avian "Black Masquerade"
DyNAbyte "I'm Not Scared"

Seven Thorns "Countdown"
Praying Mantis "Children of the Earth 2010"
Pandora's Toybox "Slaves to the Sleigh"
Misery "I Hate Your Face"
Signum Regis "Oathbreaker"

Times of Grace "Fight for Life"
Soulspell "Dark Prince's Dawn"
Shaydon "Forgotten Nightmare"
Golden Resurrection "The Final Day"
Sixty Miles Down "Talking to a Dead Man"

Tetrafusion "Monologue"
Unveil the Strength "100 Hours"
Andra Dare "Horses"
Grand Magus "At Midnight They'll get Wise"
Mongrel "Houdini Act"
Wojcik "Off Your Meds"
Nothing but Enemies "Creepy Crawl"

Cyclophonia "Retaliate"
Andrew McKee of the Deluge "Hourglass"

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