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May 8, 2016 - Olivia's Birthday


This was Olvia from Undead Messenger's birthday show. We were joined by Nathan, Justin, Kevin, and Crappy the Clown in one of his persona's. Just Joe couldn't be here for whatever mysterious reason, so I (Azkath) decided to hypnotize Justin to see if I could make him Porno Justin. Unfortunately, and much to Kevin's delight, all Justin did when the Porn music kicked in was run around the building screaming about how happy he was that he was in Porn! He never did molest Olivia, as he was supposed to do. I did, however, add some other suggestions in. Since it was finals week for Cornell, and he is a Cornell student, I suggested that anytime he heard the word Final for the next week, he would fall to the floor for three seconds. Also, I suggested that everytime he saw a phone, he would say "telephone" nervously three times. This proved to be amusing to us, and sure to make for a confusing week for Justin. Justin did give Olivia a present... A Peppermint Kitty Stuffy, that he had mysteriously found stuck to his crotch. Azkath rubbed the snubbed present in her face. Despite this, she said that she felt like we didn't make her suffer enough on her birthday. Really? Ok. We brought out Dave's Beard, the duct taped beard from over a year ago that was ripped off Dave's face. Although Olivia managed to avoid it, her boyfriend Tim did not. Poor Tim. We also did a Tribute to 1987, which was the year Olivia was born. 



Death Angel "The Moth"
Krigsgrav "Son of the Stones"
Destruction "Generation Nevermore"
Darkest Sermon "The Myth of Sanity"

Windham Hell "Cold Granitic Bliss"
Whispered "Exile of the Floating World"
Voltumna "Disiplina Etrusca"
The Drowning "Broken Before the Throne"

Psychopomps "Superpsycho"
Ashes You Leave "Reality Sad"
Charetta "Distraction"
BWF "Hole in My Pocket"
I am Duckeye "Punching Dicks"

Smashy Claw "The Tom Holland Song"
Klute "I Wanna Fuck Now!"
Master's Hammer "Glory, Herr Hauptmann...!"
Trom "Alchimie"
Psychostick "Blue Screen"

Gloryhammer "Questlords of Inverness, Ride to the Galactic Fortress"
Project Aegis "Angel in the Ashes"
Tristania "Tender Trip on Earth"
King Ly Chee "Overcome"

NOFX "New Happy Birthday Song"
Sanzu "Phenomena"
Eternal Sleep "Last Kind Words"
I'm from the Government and I'm Here to Help "Common Sense"
Rage" Spirits of the Night"
Seas of Wake "Triggered Disfigurement"

** Tribute to 1987 **
Holy Moses "Current of Death"
Suicidal Tendencies "War Inside My Head"
Testament "Raging Waters"
Napalm Death "You Suffer"
Nuclear Assault "Justice"
Melvins "Gluey Porch Treatments"

Helloween "Twilight of the Gods"
Heathen "Goblin's Blade"
Savatage "Beyond the Doors of the Dark"
Pretty Maids "Long Way to Go"

The Exploited "Politicians"
Gang Green "We'll Give It to You"
Warlock "3 Minute Warning"
Alice Cooper "Gail /Roses on White Lace"

Anthrax "Efilnikcufecin"
Overkill "Powersurge"
Kreator "Terrible Certainty"
Death "Denial of Life"
King Diamond "Shrine"

Shok Paris "Go Down Fighting"
Wild Dogs "Psychoradio"
Faith No More "Death March"
Celtic Frost "I Won't Dance"
Manowar "Black Wind, Fire, and Steel"

Consortium of Genius "Vote for Me (The COG Cam-Pain Anthem)"
Avatar "The Eagle Has Landed"
Victims "Storms"
Toska "Night I - Algid Gales"
Vektor "Ultimate Artificer"

Omen "Cry Havoc"
Vex "Antithetical Age"
The Levitation Hex "Energy Refund"
Fortresse "Par la Bouche de Mes Canons"

Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas "Cygnus"