The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

Present were, EVD, Justin, Kevin, R.J., and, briefly, for one talk break, another band he brought with him, they introduced themselves. We revisited musically the year 1999, that was for Justin, who had said that he didn't think any good metal came out in that year, he was proven wrong, and admitted it. We did something for the first time, went live on Facebook, so that the world could see EVD's reaction to a song that was played just for him, the band The Vandals (see video below), doing "Play That Country Tuba Cowboy", EVD just loved it, dancing around and playing air tuba to it. We learned about a new product on the market... A gulf club that you can pee into if you are so into your game that you don't want to tear yourself away from it, even for a few minutes. We're getting EVD one, it's called the Euro Club, though it should be called the Urine Club. There were segments of Movie Time, the TV program South Park was mentioned as well...

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Just Joe, Anna, and, Crappy The Clown. It had been Just Joe's Birthday earlier in the week, either on October 6th or 7th, he has said both dates before, and I'm not even sure if he really knows when exactly it is. Happy Birthday, Just Joe. So this was Just Joe's Birthday Show. Crappy sang a song for him, which he enjoyed. He got put in a balloon room, which apparently only had one balloon. Also, they locked him in. He had to use the balloon for air. It didn't work well. EVD warpped Nathan up in Duct tape and gave him as a present to Joe, who enjoyed him thoroughly. Afterwards there was an incident where Joe almost castrated Nathan, and then Porno Joe put in an appearance, giving Nathan, who was asleep on the couch a nasty surprise. Azkath told Just Joe that he, Azkath, had been receiving spiders in the mail, and that he had been collecting them all to send to Just Joe for his Birthday. Just Joe didn't seem to want that present very much for some reason. But, all and all, Just Joe seemed pretty happy with his Birthday Show. The last hour of the program was a tribute to Alister Crowley, who's Birthday would have been coming up this next week, on October 12th, if he were still alive. So, the last hour was all music inspired by, about, and, honoring him... 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Anna, and, Justin A.K.A. Twelve Inch, whom we have had locked in a basement for the last week and a half, because we needed to be sure that he wasn't the Antichrist, because, if he were the Antichrist, then we could use that to our advantage, to call in favors from Satan, for starters. Justin wasn't very happy about having been locked in a basement for a week and a half, saying the only thing he had found down there was a moldy piece of bread, which he said he had used to "comfort" himself with, which I don't even wanna know what that means. He also seemed upset about having been deprived of cheese. But, he is back up to twelve inches now, so, what is he complaining about?! Instead of revisiting musically a certain year, this time we alternated between old school sets, and new stuff, but the old school stuff were all songs that had no dates on them, so the computer wouldn't have displayed them before when Azkath was looking for particular years. There were segments of Movie Time, TV programs were talked about as well...

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Kevin, Anna, and Daryl, Olivia and Tim from the band Undead Messengers. The band Code 10-56 was there in the first part of the program. They played a long set of songs in The Performance Room. It sounded great, again, props to Nathan for running the sound. They are a cool punk band. After their performance, they were interviewed, updating us on what they have been, and will be, up to. The only two tracks they have recorded at the moment were played. They rock, you can find them on Facebook. And, Happy Birthday to one of their members, who's Birthday it was this day. We revisited musically the year 2002. And, there was a reason for that... September 22nd, of that year, is my 14th year Anniversary of joining LE. 14 years! It feels like just yesterday, and, at the same time, it also feels like a long time ago. But, I'm glad to be a part of it, and it was great to hear the music that was playing when I first got here again, brought back a lot of good memories. Azkath played a couple of country sounding songs for EVD, with banjos, because we all know how much EVD LOVES "The Salt Creek Show", which follows LE. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to join that program, he is such a huge fan of the music they play! There were segments of Movie Time... 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Justin, Eric, Anna, and, Kal, who hadn't been here in almost a year. Azkath, however, was not present for about the first two and a half hours of the program, because he went to see Ring Of Honor Wrestling out in Lockport. Justin (with help from Anna and EVD) hosted in his absence, it was his first time hosting, and he did a very good job. An interview was played that Azkath had conducted with Carl Kannedy, the drummer for the band The Rods. It was bracketed by a Rods's song, and a song by his new band, Saint James. He is cool, he is also still in The Rods, you can find him on Facebook. Justin, who loves old school metal, surprisingly didn't play much of it while he was hosting, Azkath played a lot of it in the second half of the program. 

- Fire Eater Wizard

This LE fell on the exact date of EVD's eleventh year Anniversary, September eleventh 2005 (his eleventh Anniversary, on the eleventh, and, isn't THAT a fitting date for him!?). Happy eleventh Anniversary, EVD! Present were, EVD (good thing!), Justin a.k.a. Twelve Inch, although, we decided that, when he is absent, he loses an inch for each absence, and he had been absent for two weeks in a row, so he's down to ten inches, although, if he's extra good, he could gain them back, Just Joe, James, and, The Person Formerly Known As Crappy The Clown, who tonight was going by Mr. Oddz. As a treat for Justin, Azkath did a whole Old School Hour in vinyl. Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", dropped by to tell us how The Finger Lakes Metal Fest Part Two went, it went very well. Funny stories, news items, were read. They kept sicking Just Joe on James, having him mercilessly keep poking and tickling him. EVD, being the Evil Villainous Dude, even telling him that there was a bellybutton lint bunny and toys hidden in his navel. There were segments of Movie Time, TV programs, and, Internet series were talked about as well. 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Dylan, Tim, and, Kevin. The band Divinex was there in the first part of the program. They performed three songs live in The Performance Room. Once again, Nathan did a great job running the sound, except for one instance of feedback, but, hey, nobody is perfect, you can't get everything flawless all the time. The band is a very cool instrumental heavy band, they rock.

We revisited musically the year 1981.

We haven't seen Crappy The Clown lately, and we think we now know why... There have been clown sightings in South Carolina, police have been called about them, because they are disturbing, yep, sounds like Crappy alright.

There were segments of Movie Time, TV was discussed as well.

Azkath played for EVD a couple of cover songs, a cover of a Megadeath, and a Nightwish song, done old time country style, with banjos! Although they were chosen especially for him, he didn't seem to enjoy them at all for some strange reason... People can be so hard to please sometimes!

-Fire Eater Wizard

Kevin comes back to the show, one week late for No Pants Day. Boy, was he disappointed. Justin, who was supposed to be there for our Vinyl Tribute, fell asleep and failed to show up. Nathan and Dylan were there, and we saw the return of James! 

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Dylan, Tim, Eric, Just Joe, Justin aka Twelve Inch, Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, Sloth, and, Chuck. Chuck arrived, saying that there was something dark and ominous on it's way. And, he was right, because soon, Just Joe, Sloth and, Randy arrived, and, they all seemed to think that it was No Pants  Day. or, maybe, More pants Day, because, Just Joe had on a few pairs of pants, but went to just his underwear, Iron man underwear, at that! There was a lot of disturbing molesting going on. Azkath threatened to quit a couple of times, but didn't get to, because there were too many half naked men blocking his way. Azkath hit Randy really hard, and, Mandy emerged! Mandy was still looking to become a mom, and, once again, she set her sights on Nathan! This Mandy has appalling taste in men. Nathan screamed in horror, and tried desperately to escape, but, other people prevented that. Mandy said she wanted twins now. She had her way with poor Nathan, but, it didn't take very long. However, to Nathan, I'm sure it took an eternity! Nathan was severely traumatized, all he would say was, "Mommy. Mommy.". When Randy was back, he was also very disturbed that Mandy had made another appearance. He had no idea how that had happened. No one was more disturbed than Nathan, who I'm sure will never get over this. Randy said he was leaving, as did Sloth, and, Nathan. Finally, Azkath got Just Joe to put more pants on. Just Joe wanted every day to be No Pants Day, which everyone voiced strong objections to. We spotlighted musically first the year 1987, and then the year 1988. There were, songs, metal and comedy ones, and readings inspired by and about H.P. Lovecraft, as it would have been his Birthday if he were still alive. Azkath told Just Joe about a web site, www.ratemypoo.com, which was on a list of web sites no one should ever go to. Which, of course, Just Joe immediately did. However, it kept sounding like rapemypoo.com, which is what I first thought he said as well, which, as bad as the first way sounds, that's even worse! So everyone had fun looking for that site, it doesn't exist, but, I'm sure it probably will now, someone I'm sure got an idea. 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Eric returns to the show after a bit of an absence. We are also joined by Nathan and Dylan, Tim and EVD. And we do a Tribute to 1998...